Weellll I had some free time, and I needed a distraction from the billions of projects I had due this week soooo here's your chapter. Dun hate me for the sorta cliffy. You'll find out eventualllllyyyyy. Maybe sooner with more reviews, HINT HINT WINK WINK. But seriously, type whatever ya want to be in that little box: Love notes, Suggestions, Ridicule, Your favorite character, favorite couple (which ya know should be spashley, but hey...you can have a thuper close second), anyyyything ya want. I'll read it and whatnot.

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News, News, Shattering News

Ashley's POV

So we've been a bit busy. Our three year anniversary party was supposed to be two weekends ago, BUT the damn caterer was just ughhhh…so we went on a search until we realized that we were being stupid and that we should just make our own food. I mean Coop's dessert making skills would charm the pants off of any woman, even the straight ones. Everyone else volunteered to do their part, except for Sam, Wiley, and Bridget. Unfortunately Sam had to leave last week and Wiles and Bridget have been packing all week to follow her. Sam had a few friends that she made on tour back in England and they decided that she would move there to start her own band. Wiles didn't want her to go by herself and as luck may have it, Bridget got some comeback modeling offer in London that she couldn't refuse. So they and little Ross are moving to London. We'll miss them, but they felt it was time for us to separate and who am I to refuse them an amazing opportunity and experience?

From what I hear, this will be the first time that Krisden (Kris/Arden) and Bralex (Brooke/Alex), have fully seen each other since the doorway incident. They need to sort shit out, but NOT at my anniversary party. Hopefully it'll work out. We'll see what happens.

Spencer has been running around like a crazy person. We found a perfect sperm donor, Cammycakes/Cameron the bus driver, and we had everything done at the appointment she set up a few weeks ago and coincidentally we get to find out today. So before everyone arrives Spence and I have to take a little trip to the bathroom. She's so nervous and she's busying herself with all of the little details of everything.

I pull her aside and wrap my arms around her, "Relax, hun. Everything is perfect, you're just stressing yourself out over the party to distract yourself from the answers awaiting us in a couple minutes. We'll be ok either way, love." I kiss her tenderly on the lips and she smiles a bit.

"Ash, why are you so calm?"

"Because I have faith in Cammy's sperm." She rolls her eyes and hits my shoulder. "What? What'd I say?" I grin and hold her close. "No, but really, I would never think less of you or of us if it doesn't work. We can always try again. I'm willing to try for as long as you're willing to spread those gorgeous legs." I wiggle my brows and she giggles.

"Guess its time." She takes a deep breath and we head up the stairs to our room. I hand her the test and she enters the bathroom. I pace around near the doorway as she finishes. We sit on the bed and wait for it, staring at it on our bathroom counter. The hand on the clock hits it's mark.

I take a deep breath and so does my darling wife. "I-I can't look, Ash…you do it." I stand up and be strong for both of us, my steps are a bit shaky and I lift up the test with trembling hands. I read the sign. I look back at Spence and turn around. She notices I'm not jumping for joy so she immediately puts her head in her hands.

"Gah, Ash, I thought it was gonna work and-"

"Well," I cut her off and grin. "You thought correct."

Her head shoots up and she looks to see if I'm joking. She pushes off the bed and lunges into me. "You asshole!" I can't stop chuckling as she swipes at my shoulder. "God, you're so….ugh"

"Articulate aren't we, Spencey?" She whaps me on the shoulder again and then she stops in her tracks.

"We're gonna be moms." It's finally sunk into us. We scream and grin and run around like idiots. I pull her into a deep, passionate kiss.

"I love you Spencer Carlin Davies."

"I love you too, Ash."

Hours later

God, Spence and I haven't stopped grinning this entire time. Well except when I refuse to let her carry anything remotely heavy. I mean come on, that's my baby in there. No heavy lifting for you, wifey. Anywho, everyone's pretty much arrived. Just waiting on Kris and Arden, again. I swear if they skip this one I'll disown her and not let her be the fun aunt…she can be the aunt that they never see and occasionally hear about. So meh.

I hear a knock before I see Kris and Arden walk through the door. Everyone is giving them sideways glances. Kris and Arden seem a bit off. Then I realize that the necklace Arden always wore because Kris gave it to her at their one month anniversary is missing from her person. She never lets it out of her sight. Could they have broken up?

I look over to Coop, who is completely oblivious in the most adorable way. She's scooping up Ross and playing around with him and at the same time entertaining Moose. Such an aww moment. Brooke seems to think so because she's got this cheesey loving grin on her face watching her.

So baaack to Arden. "Hey Ard, glad you showed up to this one." I say a bit playfully.

"Yeah, yeah, I figure I'd grace you with my presence, plus I feel some big news and changes coming about. You know how these gatherings get. Shame Sawyer isn't here, she loved laughing at their drama." Arden smiles a bit. I realize Kris has broken off and is now talking to Nikki and Ath over by the food. "Plus, I mean…Al's baking skills? Why in the hell would I miss that?" She looks over at the dessert table. "Chocolate Chiffon cake…my favorite." She smiles.

I see Bridget walk into the house with Ross fast asleep. Coop must've tired him out. She's just a big kid. I look over and see Moose scamper over in Arden's direction with Coop chasing him. She looks up and skids to a halt a mere inches from Arden's body.

Coop smiles like its nothing, "Oh hey Ard, how's it goin? Didn't see ya come in."

Arden looks at little confused at Alex's reaction, "Err, going ok I guess. Kris and I decided to break things off, if you hadn't already heard. We thought friendship was the best, there wasn't enough spark…" She glances at Coop's face and looks away. "Anyways, I'm a free woman tonight, too bad all of you are married or taken…or underaged…" Moose runs up and licks her leg, "or a dog…"

I pipe up, "Hey, that's not nice, it's only Coop." I grin and Alex hits me on the shoulder. My shoulders are getting beat up today, let me tell ya. "Anyways, Spence and I have a bit of an announcement to make that we found out about today so gather everyone around."

After a few minutes of people getting situated and Spencer at my side I finally speak, "So, this is to celebrate our three year anniversary." We hear whoops and Coop wolf whistles which earns a laugh. "Anyways, by chance this will be the anniversary of something even more special." I look at the faces building suspense and they all look either curious or confused. "Spencer here, is pregnant. And we're gonna be mommies." Everyone bursts out into cheers and we both get our sets of congratulations and grins.

"Wait, wait, wait…how do we know it's Ash's? I mean really, I thought she was manly but I don't think she's packin'." That would be Coop. I roll my eyes.

"Well, Alexandra, it's quite simple really." That would be Brooke. Alex rolls her eyes at her full name. "Ashley's egg and Cammycake's sperm mixed together and then was inserted via baster into Spencer's who-ha."

Spencer and I both look at her weirdly. "How did you know it was Cam's?"

Brooke shrugs and smiles, "You're not the only one who's friends with Meredith and Cam. And can also keep a secret."

Darn you Cam. You suck at secret keeping. Although Brooke Leighton can be quite persuasive. Speaking of Brooke, she looks extremely happy and doesn't seem to be holding back on the loving stares. I know Alex notices them because she smiles every time she sees one. Did she tell her she loved her?

We all sit down and eat. Chattering nonsense about people going to London or baby names or other random tidbits that Coop decides to throw in, like how many different words are there for vagina. But hey, that's Alex Cooper.

Everyone's a bit scattered into their own places. We suddenly hear a thud and something snap. People race over and see Arden, Brooke and Alex. Arden and Brooke look like their about to kill each other and Alex is in between them, per usual looking at the floor sadly. We see pieces of Moose, the guitar, scattered across the floor.

"Al…" I begin to speak. She just shakes her head, fighting off tears and walks briskly up the stairs.