(Joshua, Loli and J.H sat in the studio reading their scripts)

Loli: I wonder if we can actually finish the interview this time...

Joshua: Yeah, somehow they keep on straying from the interview...

(Loli glares at Josh)

Loli: I wonder why...

CameraMan: We're on in 3...2...1-

Loli: Welcome! To another fun-filled episode of "Interviewing the OC's and AU's!". Today we will be meeting Thread. The clone and rival of Needles! He is psychopathic, sick, and sadistic and wears clown makeup! His nickname is Joker! Joshua, will you go get him?

Joshua: Make J.H do it...

Loli: J.H... Go get Thread.

(J.H sighs and walks to the backroom. 5 minutes he comes in pale with a pitch black experiment wearing joker makeup)

Loli: Welcome Thread.

Thread: Why hello there... (Sniffs Joshua) You smell of Needles...

Joshua: ...

Thread: You seem nervous... Is it the scars? Want to know how I got em?

Loli: You have been watching Dark Knight haven't you...

Thread: Yep, it's the best movie ever

Loli, Joshua and J.H: Agreed...

Loli: So, have you ever had a girlfriend?

Thread: Well, before killing Angel... I Raped her... Does that count?

Loli: No

Joshua: Did you fondle her cupcakes?

Thread: I cut them off, AND THEN I fondled them...

Joshua: You're sick you know that...

Thread: If I had a nickel for every time I heard that...

Loli: Doesn't matter, onto the interview... What are your powers?

Thread: well, I can lift 10000x my own weight, spit acid, fly, control the elements, climb walls, see in infrared vision, night vision, and x-ray vision, hear in all sound levels, I'm bulletproof, fireproof, shockproof, plasma proof and I'm good with a knife.

Joshua: ... Holy shit dude! Bit of overkill much?

Thread: meh, I was created to be the ultimate killing machine...

Loli: Okay, Is there anyone you actually like?

Thread: No, I despise all and want nothing but the Galaxy to burn...

Joshua: I don't think Galaxy's can burn... You know with the whole "Lacking Oxygen" thing.

Thread: I'll hurt you! I swear I WILL!

Loli: Break it up you two.

Joshua: Fine...

Loli: Now, is there anyone you hate?

Joshua: Why do you do this to m-

Thread jumps on the table: DEATH TO NEEDLES! HE SHALL BURN BEFORE MY EYES ON A SPIT MADE FROM THE BONES OF THE ONES HE LOVES! HE SHALL BE FORCED TO DRINK THE BLOOD OF HIS LOVED ONES! AND DENIED FOOD AND NOURISHMENT EXCEPT FOR THE ACID OF WHICH I PRODUCE!

(Everyone is leaning back staring in shock as Thread sits down on the couch and started picking a fly out of his teeth with a knife)

Loli: ... Okay... On with the interview...

Joshua: Man... THIS IS THE BEST JOB EVER! (Gives Thread a high-five)

J.H: I have a question...

Loli: Whoa... you have been quiet...

J.H: Uh huh, anyways, Thread... What is your favourite way of killing?

Thread: I enjoy using my powers to slowly torture them until they are begging me to kill them... or I decide to do it myself. I sometimes cook their flesh slowly, like a pig in the oven... I sometimes remove the air from their lungs and suffocate them... I can expand and freeze the water in their bodies until they explode... And I can crush them with rocks... I can slice them up slowly, letting the blood drip from their-

J.H: Excuse me please... (He walks over to a section of the studio and vomits violently)

Thread: And I can use my speech to make them vomit their organs out

(They all hear a splat and see J.H lying motionless on the ground)

Thread: Heh, Heh, Heh that never gets old. Normally I would eat them afterward but I'll leave him be as he is a host...

Joshua: Much obliged

Loli: Sorry to end the Interview so soon but we have to, you know, get J.H to a hospital...

Thread: No problem, catch you later...

Joshua: Hopefully that's just a figure of speech

(Everyone laughs)

(Thread walks to the window and unfurls his bat wings, with a mighty jump he soars out the window)

Loli: Join us next time on "Interviewing the OC's and AU's!"

WHO ARE YOU? Character Bio's

Thread: is the clone of Needles. He has all the powers of Needles as well as a few of his own., He is pitch black, has glowing red claws, green eyes, one ear and wears clown makeup similar to that of which Joker from Dark Knight. He is sadistic and wants nothing more to see everyone and everything burn.