TenshiBabe: I was reading through this story, y'know the one I supposedly fixed up (rolls eyes) anyway I realize that it seemed exactly the same, and I really didn't like it so I'm re-posting it new and improved, and I hope this time it would be much better. I really like this story after all it was around the third story I have ever written and it gets better I swear!
Okay then so I hope you enjoy this story oh and this story is going to be told in almost completely all of Bakura's POV just so you know that if a chap starts and your all like 'who's talking?' well then…uh I guess that's it enjoy!
I Don't Own YuGiOH
A/N:
"Talking"
'Thinking'
/light to dark/
//dark to light//
(The authoresses' pointless blabber)
When the Tables Turn
Chapter 7: Ra Help me…
Yami stood at the entrance, and slowly opened the door; he cautiously peered into the dark abyss of the Game shop. "Funny I thought the shop was open already, humm?" Yami wondered out loud.
He heard a muffled voice coming from the other room along with a very creepy laugh. 'Strange and creepy' Yami thought.
Yami stalked into the room where he heard the strange sounds, but instead of finding Grandpa he found his worst nightmare…in the kitchen there were probably a mountain the size of a mini Mt. Everest, every plate had what appeared to be thick spaghetti sauce pasted to them.
'Seems Joey stopped by as well' Yami though derisively as he noticed Joey's name carved into the spaghetti on a majority of the plates.
But the horror didn't end there, oh no- while Yami walked through the extend part of the shop where Yugi and his grandfather lived he noticed some other rather disgusting things like such of the dirty clothing and sweaty socks plastered all over the living furniture and on the stairs.
But the thing that caused Yami to wish that he were still back in the Millennium Puzzle was the goop dripping from the ceiling, the same stuff that covered most of the furniture (well at least the part that wasn't cover with laundry).
'Just what happened during the past three days? Doesn't Yugi do any chores whatsoever?' Yami twitched at the thought; of course Yugi cleans his room.
Yami stood in the dining room looking at chaos that was a loose in the house that he didn't notice Grandpa sneak into the room.
"Well seems like you chose to come to work today, I thought you were going to leave me all alone with this, um well can't call it a mess, too well disgusting" Grandpa said, and had to hold back the laughter when he saw the terror in Yami's eyes.
"Well better get started" Grandpa said as he handed Yami a mop, broom and a bucket filled with a load of cleaning supplies. It was at that exact moment that the goop cluster that Yami was standing under dripped onto his hair.
"You've got to be kidding" Yami groaned as he took the supplies grandpa handed him and reluctantly started with the dishes.
*****
Bakura's POV
When I opened the chest I was engulfed with this bright light; sometime later I awoke to find myself lying on the floor of a dusty old hallway. Somehow I was knocked unconscious; judging by the pain on my head I was probably out for an hour or maybe two, just maybe.
I checked out my surroundings and noticed a hallway, an ongoing hallway to which I was dropped into the middle of. Judging by the dust and the footprints in the dust, the last person in here, was probably here within the past 24 hours or so.
One guess, who that was.
I followed the footprints down the hallway, to a very old door with the millennium eye imprinted into it; it also had vines growing here and there. I opened the door and ventured into the darkness, and then the door slid shut. 'Okay Yami can't scare me with a door that shuts by it self.'
I strolled around the dark room, finding nothing I turned about to leave this strange place, though a flash of gold once again stalled my movements and under closer inspection I noticed another door, made of gold.
Temptation… too strong… can't resist. You know that saying curiosity killed the cat, well I hope what ever is behind that door isn't deadly. I opened the door and nearly fell back, the room was fit for a king, no a god even, gold carvings on the wall in the same writing that was on the chest in that room, a canopy bed made with exotic silks, and a gold and black love seat. The floor was made with marble very fine marble indeed.
The furniture was, old but it was none the less elegant and probably very, very expensive. Any way the piece that caught my attention was the golden cabinet with the millennium eye on each side; a cabinet that was so intricate, and so very luxurious it was no doubt the real thing.
'Humm interesting, very interesting indeed', I grasped the handles and opened the doors. I couldn't believe my eyes, the millennium necklace and the millennium eye!
How careless of the pharaoh to keep them here baka! I reached for the items, just as I heard the lock to the front door being opened.
'Wait, how could I hear the front door open when I'm in here? Anyway there is no way I could let Yami catch me in here or he'll probably kick me out!'
While reminiscing over these thoughts, I ran to the portal exit, which managed to some how end up outside the 'forbidden' room and into the living room, and with a few seconds to spare, I quickly grabbed any snack that I could find and hopped on the couch, just as the front door opened.
Yami's POV
Today was a nightmare come to life! I didn't even get my fifteen minute break, that old man is not, I repeat is not human. Maybe some demon slave driver or something, but no human!
FLASHBACK
He started off by cleaning all; I say all the dishes by hand, 'The dishwasher is too precious for those very dirty dishes' were Grandpa's words exactly.
Later he had to collect all the laundry and wash them all by hand, because as Grandpa says "the washer and dryer are too precious for clothes as dirty as those" so again our very unfortunate pharaoh had to wash all the stinky, sweaty and spaghetti stained laundry- by hand. (TB: That's very sad isn't it the pharaoh doing a slaves work, Heh, Heh)
After the laundry was complete, as in ironed and folded, Yami had to clean the messy spaghetti stains with-a toothbrush! Oh the in-humanity! The reason was because Grandpa as said, "the beautiful new swifer wet jet floor cleaner and carpet cleaner were too precious for messy spaghetti blobs such as these."
So that's how Yami's day went, all because he was late. To sum it up, all he needed was a fairy godmother, and a ball and he was all set!
END FLASHBACK
Yami sighed as he inserted the key into the lock. He was filthy and smelled like dirty laundry; his unusual spiky hair was now limping like a broken branch, and covered with well dried up spaghetti. (TB: sorry I just had to do that) he could barely imagine what that Yami no Baka did to his apartment while he was away.
'I am seriously considering searching for a new job, crazy old man…a toothbrush! Oh Ra…'
Yami pushed opened the door, after placing his shoes on the rack, to stroll into the living room where he found Bakura watching a very unorthodox movie.
Yami slowly dragged himself into the living room and nearly catapulted Bakura off the piece of furniture; who unfortunately was sitting on the other side of the couch when Yami collided into it.
"What were you trying to do kill me?" Bakura yelled at Yami.
"Don't yell or you'll give yourself a headache… um…what are you doing" Yami questioned Bakura as he started sniffing the air surrounding Yami.
"Boy do you stink, what did you do all day roll around in a pig sty?" Bakura asked, and for the first time noticing how Yami really looked since he came in.
"…and may I say that you look very pleasant tonight, pharaoh. I think I lost my appetite" Bakura commented as he put the half eaten carton of ice cream on the table in front of them.
'Its funny Bakura the king of thieves has lost his appetite, because of my appearance; do I really look that bad?' Yami thought as he smirked at the confused and very annoyed look Bakura was giving him at the moment.
"Oh well I guess I have to take a bath now" Yami stated, as he exited the living room and headed for the bathroom down the hall.
Edited: 09/06/09
TenshiBabe: Okay this is my favorite chap…as you can see 6_-;
