(Title sequence)
(scene cuts to Lilac, Shantae, Shovel Knight, Curly Brace, and Papyrus in a desert with a purple sky)
Shovel Knight: first it was an underwater city, now we're in a genie lantern, who are we looking for, Walt Disney? Ba-zing! Shovel Knight on the road joke
Shantae: no, but that's not a bad guess, Spongebob told us to find the blood of Dracula in the Genie Lantern, so naturally, we're looking for the Vampire Bitch in Monster High: 13 wishes
Curly Brace: it's characters like monster High that make me wonder how they even got a video game
Papyrus: I think it might be cool, especially because they have bazongers
(short silence)
Lilac: you are a sick, strange skeleton
Papyrus: no, I'm a spooky scary skeleton
(camera zooms out to show mighty no. 9 wearing a Dracula cape)
Curly Brace: you know Mighty, you didn't have to buy a Dracula cape to talk to a vampire
Mighty no. 9: what are you talking about, I look and feel fabulous
Lilac: whatever, let's just find the ghouls and get the next clue
Mighty no. 9: why can't we just ask the black genie where they are?
Lilac: because she's a…Because Shadows…Optimus Prime…
Mighty no. 9: you got nothing
Lilac: I got nothing, let's ask
(scene cuts to Wisp in a giant mirror as Mighty no. 9 and Lilac approach)
Mighty no. 9: hey there Genie, looking good
Wisp: thanks nice cape
Mighty no. 9: thanks, I bought it from Walmart
Wisp: Nice, you look, and I bet you feel fabulous
Mighty no. 9: I do, hey we're looking for a bunch of girl monsters, are they around?
Wisp: yeah, there in that palace, although to be honest, there aren't that many places for them to be
Mighty no. 9: (turns to Lilac) see Lilac, if you treat others with respect, everything goes your way (turns to Wisp) Thank you
Wisp: you're not welcome Fuckbag, and I hate that stupid cape
Mighty no. 9: (throws cape on Ground) God Dammit
(wisp laughs and disappears)
Lilac: (Chuckles) that genie's all right
(scene cuts to six Characters in the main room of the palace)
Shantae: Alright guys, I know a little about genie palaces, such as they tend to be big, so we need to split up to find the ghouls
Shovel Knight: no we won't
Shantae: Give me one good reason why not
Shovel Knight: because they're right there
(camera zooms out to show Frankie, Clawdeen, and Draculaura standing in the room)
Curly Brace: Cool, I always wanted to do the monster mash
Frankie: is there a reason you're in this game?
Papyrus: yes, we're after the clue on Dracula's blood
Frankie: You want to kill Dracula?
Draculaura: wait, I think they're looking for me, the Daughter of Dracula
Lilac: oh, that's what the clue meant
Draculaura: Hey Clawdeen do you have that paper you were hanging onto
Clawdeen: yeah hang on (Looks through her purse) Found it (pulls out paper) It's a little smudged up, sorry
Draculaura: It's okay, I'm sure I can make it out (Looks at Paper) okay it says your looking for a green plumber, but don't get to close or he will suck you up with his vacuum or some shit like that
Mighty no. 9: thanks female Edward, looks like we're heading to ever-shade valley next
Clawdeen: wait, where's Edward from? There are so many god damn monster references-
(Mighty no. 9 shoots clawdeen in the head with a pistol)
Mighty no. 9: Twilight
(end sequence)
