Ok, so dearest ARO isn't a Cullen – far from it exact, but I though up a really funny one, and had to forget about Esme (she was going to be next) for a while... :D
How to annoy Aro...
Tell him he has lost custody of Jane and Alec to Carlisle.
Get Esme to renovate the Volturi castle in 'barbie girl' theme.
Dress up as Voldemort and run in saying 'I love you Aro!"
Dress up as Darth Vader and say 'Aro, I am your father'.
Scatter Rose Petals all over his throne.
When he asks you what you did, say "Jane told me to!"
Dye his cloak luminous pink.
Decorate his cloak with smiley face stickers.
Put in plastic fangs and put on a cape. Then go stand in front of him and say " Ooh, big vampire hunter! Have mercy for this poor vampire!"
When Aro tries to touch your arm scream 'Mind Rape!' and then run to Carlisle.
Hope
you likey darling fan-wans! My little darlings, please review, I have
taken time out of when I should be writing my history essay to write
this for you, so pleeeeaaase review! It is so simple!!!!! REVIEW!
PLEASE!
