Konoha Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

A Crossover of Naruto and Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

Narrator: What's up everybody! I just came here to show you the recap of our first battle to the death. Last time, Sakura, Gasser, and Hatenko faced off with Kabuto. They fought him with all of their strength. Kabuto with who has a Chakra Blade tries to kill Gasser but instead he slashed his collar, which turned him into Baby Gasser, that's right he's back and he's not playing this time. Gasser uses a powerful Fist of the Backwind Attack on his backside which triggers a large stink beam that defeated Kabuto in a flash sending him to the sky. An explosion has been occurred, Baby Gasser went to find out what was going on. Now let's go back when the battle started. When our 3 heroes started to face Kabuto, our other 4 heroes faces off with Orochimaru, a Sannin who looks like a snake! Oh, that's scary. Our heroes are about to face their biggest challenge yet. So Find out today on Kohona Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo!


*Playing Baka Survivor remix with the Naruto Shippuden Music*

Narrator: Meanwhile in the forest.

*Bobobo, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler and Naruto having a stare-off at Orochimaru*

Orochimaru: Well looks like I have to fight you four in order to get back to the Hideout. Bobobo I presume you look like a strong man. How about you join me and together nothing will beat us.

*Bobobo grabs a mic*

Bobobo…Oh, it's been a awfully long time since I been accepted as a friend. Now I finally has someone I can call a friend. It's been my days in high school, everyone called me a freak, a monster because I have gold afro. My four years in high school, I had to became brave and ignored their insults. Finally in college, they tried to ruin my life, by telling me bad things about my family. They want me to drop dead. Since I'm graduated college I was fueled with hatred and sorrow. But now I finally been accepted because I am now have someone to call a friend.

Don Patch: *crying and trying to dry those tears* That was a beautiful story!

Jelly Jiggler: Crying jelly and trying to dry the jelly tears with his lucky hanky* It was the most beautiful thing that I ever saw in my life.

Orochimaru: Yes it's the truly beautiful indeed. Before you join what will you desire?

Bobobo: *looking all serious now* I'm going to annihilate you, Orochimaru and I won't stop until I do.

Orochimaru: So you turned down the offer, seems like I have no choice but to kill you. But before I kill you, let me demonstrate you my power. *Pull his left eye and uses the visions on Don Patch, Bobobo, and Jelly Jiggler*

*In the visions Bobobo died by a fear of stairs, Don Patch is actually doing nothing. And Jelly Jiggler is eaten by a certain boy who likes jelly which will happen soon.*

Bobobo, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler: That….was…..awesome!

Orochimaru: YOU WEREN'T EVEN SCARED!

Naruto: GIVE SASUKE BACK! *charges at Orochimaru and punches him in the face so hard that he was sent back in a flash*

Orochimaru: *comes back with a snake on his back* Is that all, you're worst than my Sasuke.

Naruto: Don't you dare….talk about Sasuke….like you own him…..ESPECIALLY IN FRONT OF ME *An explosion occur*

Don Patch: NARUTO STOP MAKING EXPLOSIONS THAT YOUR OWN THEM ALREADY BECAUSE WE HAVE….*turned into a terrorist* A THOUSAND EXPLOSIVES.

Bobobo: *hits Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler with a 100-Ton Hammer* WHAAAAA!

*The forest has been turned into a wasteland*

*Naruto has turned into a Four-Tailed Form*

Bobobo: Is that Naruto?

Jelly Jiggler: He changed a bit all because of one insult, this kid has problems.

Four-Tailed Naruto: *offended by that insult that Jelly Jiggler did, Naruto slashes Jelly Jiggler with his claw*

Jelly Jiggler: WAAAAAA!

Bobobo, and Don Patch: Jelly Jiggler!


Jelly Jiggler: That's right it's what…

Don Patch: … you've been waiting for….

Bobobo: …..Bobobo and Naruto…

Naruto: … the Fortune Tellers!

*Scrunched up at each other*

Bobobo, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, and Naruto: EVERYBODY GET UP THE ROCK, PAPER, SCISSOR!


Bobobo: You ready kids!

Bobobo, and Naruto: It's one…two…THREE! *shows the viewers their rings of Bobobo, Don Patch, Beauty, Naruto, Sai, and Sakura*


Beauty: Don't worry…

Sakura: ...You're still get your fortune...

Beauty and Sakura: …At the end of the chapter. *winks at the readers*


*Back to the Chapter*

Bobobo: Jelly Jiggler! Why…Why did they do to you every single time.

Jelly Jiggler: *gets up* Thank you *sings* That was fun! *the audience claps*

Orochimaru: I can't tell if you incredibly brave or incredibly stupid.

Don Patch: *growls* How dare you call us stupid, you're gonna pay! Bobobo it's time for our combined attack! *pulls out Don Patch Sword (a green onion)

Bobobo: Right!

Orochimaru: You have a combined attack, this I gotta see. Then show me your combined attack.

Don Patch: *goes to Bobobo's hand* LET'S DO THIS

Bobobo: SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR: COMBINED ATTACK: *throws Don Patch to Orochimaru* DON PATCH SWORD ATTACK BARRAGE *hits Orochimaru with his Don Patch Sword*

Bobobo: NARUTO! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO ATTACK!

Naruto: *uses his claws to attack Orochimaru head on and then uses his tails to attack Orochimaru like a combo master*

Bobobo: SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR: SAMBA DANCIN STEPS! Don Patch you're ready!

Don Patch: Yeah

Bobobo and Don Patch: *sings and dances like a samba dancing* SAMBA DANCING, SAMBA DANCING SAMBA DANCING SAMBA DANCING *they dances around Orochimaru* OOLE *Bobobo and Don Patch punches in the gut and his back*

Bobobo and Don Patch: SAMBA DANCING SAMBA DANCING SAMBA DANCING *as they dances close to each other* SAMBA DANCING OOLE *Bobobo attacks first at Don Patch which Don Patch is headed for Orochimaru and then explodes at his face*

Orochimaru: *laughs as his mouth opens large and slowly he's shedding like a snake* Is that you got?

Bobobo: Nope cause me and Naruto has something you don't, Friendship cause Friendship helped them defeat enemies like you.

Bobobo: Naruto I leave him to you make sure to destroy him nice and slow. Don't worry it's your fight so we leave this to you.

Four-Tailed Naruto: *roars loudly and then charges at Orochimaru. He uses his claws to attack Orochimaru but he dodges and uses the Sword of Kusagi but it seems that his attack's on Naruto was ineffective*

Orochimaru: Seems like my attack was ineffective. Hmph maybe I was wrong about you three. Seem like I better step up my game. *summons a giant snake* Now let the fun begins as we fight to the death.

Don Patch: It's time to use my strongest attack ever.

Jelly Jiggler: What is it?

Don Patch: What? You know, the move where I uses my spikes…

Jelly Jiggler: Oh yeah I remember.

Don Patch: But with that snake he's on, I bet that we need to reach him so we attack him but how? Hmm….

Jelly Jiggler: I got it follow my lead. SUPER FIST OF THE WOBBLE WOBBLE: GENERAL JELLY JIGGLER TRAMPOLINE! Now Don Patch while he's attacking Bobobo.

Don Patch: Right *jumps higher on Jelly Jigger as he sent to Orochimaru* Heh I got ya now, what ya going to do about.

Meanwhile, Bobobo was fighting the snake with his nose hairs until he saw Don Patch trying to use an attack at Orochimaru

Bobobo: You're not going to outshine me yet Don Patch and I promise ya! *jumps on the snake and trys to charge at Orochimaru*

Orochimaru: *looks at Don Patch who is about to attack him and Bobobo who also about to attack him too* Seems like a surprise attack won't work on me. SHADOW CLONE JUTSU! *poofs a clone of Orochimaru*

Don Patch, and Bobobo: Uh oh.

Orochimaru: WIND STYLE: GREAT BREAKTHROUGH *Orochimaru and his clone performed the Jutsu at Bobobo and Don Patch by creating a sudden gust of wind so powerful that it blew the two heroes away from them as they fell to the ground*

Bobobo and Don Patch: OOF!

Bobobo: Dang no matter what we throw at him, he counters it with a jutsu. We need someone that we can defeat this one.

Four-Tailed Naruto: *roars as he charges through Orochimaru's giant snake. The Giant Snake uses his tail to whip Naruto, the Four-Tailed Boy swiftly dodges every move of the snake did. He continues to charge at Orochimaru, sharpen his claws and then uses his claws to strike Orochimaru as a combo and then uses the tail to whip him away and lands to ground and grabs the snake's tail and pulls him around until then he threw the giant snake to Orochimaru and then Orochimaru was hit by the Giant Snake and then the giant snake and him fell to the ground creating an explosion.*

Bobobo, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler: WOW!

Bobobo: So this is the power.

*From the ground the snake has appeared from the ground and it appears to be shedding into the form of Orochimaru. It appears that Orochimaru survived.*

Bobobo: Why you?

Orochimaru: No matter what you do I will always survive, you will never defeat me in that kind of level.

?: I'm not sure of it. Cause I'm here to help.

Bobobo: I know that voice when I heard one.

Bobobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler saw a helicopter with a certain man holding the roped latter. He wears a yellow and black jacket with the ice cream logo on it's back, black jeans and brown shows with an Ice-Cream Head on it.

?: Hello Bobobo it's been long hasn't it.

Bobobo: Softon!

Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler *who turned their faces into a playable child face*: Yay! Mr. Swirly Head is back to help us again.

Orochimaru: Another one of your friends, aw how sweet.

Bobobo: How did you get here in this universe and why did you come here?

Softon: First, I don't why I came into this universe and second, Lady Tsunade sent me to accompany you on your journey.

Orochimaru: Tsunade, that's a name I haven't heard in a while. I wonder if she's retired yet.

Softon: Don't push your luck Orochimaru, Lady Tsunade is still the Hokage and I also sent here to help my friends to defeat you.

Orochimaru: Well seems like I gonna have to kill you too.

Softon: Don't push your luck, the battle's just getting started. *is in his battle stance*

Orochimaru: This should be fun.

Softon charges at Orochimaru and uses his Sharp Fist of Blabs-a-lot to attack him using his fists. Orochimaru dodges each attack and then Softon uses a kick at Orochimaru's face. Then Orochimaru uses close combat at Softon but then Softon too uses close combat to he can clash with Orochimaru with exchange of punches and kicks.

Orochimaru: *Thinking* This guy is different, his power is equal as mine

Softon: Now Bobobo!

Bobobo: WAAAAAH! *punches Orochimaru in the face so hard and then he uses his kick and then uses an uppercut* Ready Softon!

Softon: You bet! Now Orochimaru I think it's time for you to meet Goddess Blabs-a-lot.

Orochimaru: Goddess….Blabs-a-lot, you have a goddess with you.

Softon: That's right. THE SUPER FIST OF BLABS-A-LOT: JUDGEMENT TIME OF BLABS-A-LOT! *Softon summons mans lavatory from the sky which contains the portal of the home of Blabs-a-lot*

Orochimaru: Where am I? Where did you take me? Explain!

Softon: You're on the palm of Blabs-a-lot. This is where your thoughts came out real and you will receive the punishment. If you don't believe me then look. *points to a certain figure*

Orochimaru: *sees an certain boy with the Sharingan eyes* SASUKE! No Wait it's me when I take Sasuke's body

Softon: This is when you receive your punishment *Goddess Blabs-a-lot moving her arms fast and she's spinning around as Orochimaru has been hit by Blabs-a lot attacks.* I told you you can never defeat Goddess Blabs-a-lot.

Orochimaru: *wipes off blood of his mouth* Seems like I underestimated you. But can you defeat me with you Goddess Blabs-a-lot, Softon.

Softon: I can try, your power is so amazing that the 3 of them couldn't match but we can do teamwork.

Orochimaru: Teamwork?

Softon: Together with our combined powers, you can't even beat us in your condition.

Orochimaru: No you're wrong. *He opens his mouth large and materializes a new body of Orochimaru*

Softon: What? How it can't be but you just almost got beaten with my Super Fist!

Orochimaru: What I told the buffoons that no matter what they do to me, they can never defeat me. I suppose you realized that it's futile now that I can shed my body like a snake.

Bobobo: I'm going to make you pay!

Softon: Bobobo. We can't let him she when he let him, so it's time to use my plan. And facing Orochimaru was incredibly brave or it's the biggest mistake since the producer try to make this chapter. So here's the plan, first we use our combined strength to weaken Orochimaru, and then we're going to use Teamwork to finish off Orochimaru once and for all and also then we're going to use my special move on Orochimaru. Now do you understand?

Bobobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler *in their 5 year-old form and playing with toys*: Did you say something Mr. Swirly Head.

Softon: You're not even listening are you?

Bobobo: You don't have to shout at us Softon. We listened to you loud and clear. You ready Don Patch.

Don Patch: Yeah!

Orochimaru: Oh really then I have to use this. FORMATION OF TEN THOUSAND SNAKES! *he uses his mouth to summon ten thousands and the ten thousand snakes releases the swords of Kusanagi in their mouths*

Bobobo: Oh no if we let them hit us we're done for sure.

Four-Tailed Naruto: *uses his roar to produce a shockwave to kill ten thousand of snakes and Orochimaru.*

Orochimaru: Oof! *he falls to ground*

Softon: *Thinking* So this is the nine tails' Four-Tailed Form and that with the tails is Naruto Uzumaki that Lady Tsunade was talking about.

*Flashback*

At the Hidden Leaf Village,

Softon came here in the Hokage's Mansion.

Tsunade: So you're Softon. My name is Tsunade, I'm the Fifth Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village.

Softon: Nice to meet you Lady Tsunade, what am I here for.

Tsunade: I'm sending you on a mission to help Team 7 and also the Bobobo gang.

Softon: *is shocked and thinking* Bobobo and the others are here too. I thought that I was the only one here.

Tsunade: Seems like you know them too.

Softon: That's right, I helped them in our universe, I'll make sure that I find them.

Tsunade: It's at Tenchi Bridge on north and come on north and still make a north, it's on your right and come on coming until you're there. All Right?

Softon:…Right.

Tsuande: You're dismissed. *

Softon: *about to leave but*

Tsunade: Softon….I must tell you something too.

Softon: What is it Milady?

Tsunade: There is a boy named Naruto Uzumaki who is a jinchuriki of the Nine Tails fox. My other friend Jiraiya seen his 4 forms of the nine tails. If you see the four tails of Naruto, you must stop him understand.

Softon: *Thinking* Seems like a real threat to this universe. *Stops Thinking* Yes, I understand.

Tsunade: You're dismissed.

*Flashback ends*

Softon: *Thinking* If he keeps this up we're finished. We must remain in caution. *Stops Thinking* Bobobo Now!

Bobobo: Right! *grabs Don Patch and throws him to Orochimaru*

Bobobo and Don Patch: SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR: NOSE HAIR DON PATCH SWORD ATTACK BARRAGE! *uses his nose hairs to turn into (green onion) Twin Don Patch Swords*

Don Patch: *grabs the Twin Nose Hair Don Patch Swords as he heading for Orochimaru* HERE WE GO *attacks Orochimaru with multiple hits of Twin Nose Hair Don Patch Swords*

Orochimaru: ARGH! *As he heading for Jelly Jiggler and Bobobo* Wait? Weren't you with that orange sun?

Jelly Jiggler: Ready, Bobobo?

Bobobo: You betcha!

Jelly Jiggler: Double Man's Fist! *Jelly Jiggler punches Orochimaru in his left cheek and Bobobo punches Orochimaru in the right at the same time as Orochimaru which means a two-blow critical hits and Bobobo loses his left hand and Jelly Jiggler loses his right hand*

Orochimaru: *as he sent for Softon and also Bobobo and eyes bulging out* I THOUGHT YOU'RE WITH THE JELLY ONE?

Softon and Bobobo: THE SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR BLABS-A-LOT: MUTIPLE BLOWS AND NOSE HAIR BLOWS! *her arms turned into 8 arms and 8 nose hairs coming out of the Goddess's nose and then all of the 8 arms and8 nose hairs hits Orochimaru which means a awesome critical hit*

Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler: Explosion of the Double Dragon Fang *they uses a odd animation of two dragons destroying Tokyo and then the Two Dragons (Jelly Jiggler and Don Patch) uppercuts Orochimaru as he falls to the ground*

Orochimaru: *Thinking* These guys are different than before I gotta shed my body before it's too late. *starts regurgitating*

Softon: TIME FOR THE SECOND PART OF MY PLAN! DON PATCH!

Don Patch: LEAVE HIM TO ME! DON PATCH SWORD BARRAGE ATTACK!

Orochimaru: SWORD OF KUSANAGI *Don Patch and Orochimaru clashes with swords*

Softon: BOBOBO!

Bobobo: Got it! *flies to space* YHAAAAAAAAAAAA! SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR: A FALLING METEOR HEADING RIGHT FO YOU! *Bobobo turned into a meteor and is heading for Don Patch and Orochimaru*

Don Patch and Orochimaru: Huh! *The both have been hit by the Meteor Bobobo and create an explosion for no reason*

Softon: JELLY JIGGLER!

Jelly Jiggler: THE SUPER FIST OF THE WOBBLE WOBBLE: MAN'S FIST: *uses the Man's Fist at Orochimaru's gut until…* SPARKLING ENERGY BEAM *he blasted Orochimaru until Orochimaru falls to ground*

Softon: Now for the final part of my plan! ULTIMATE FIST OF BLABS-A-LOT: *Goddess Blabs-a-lot appears*

Orochimaru: *Gets up from Jelly Jiggler's attack* What? GODDESS BLABS-A-LOT APPEARS AGAIN!

Softon: It isn't the best part just yet. *Goddess Blabs-a-lot arms perform a ritual with her arms. 6 white blue orbs appears by the arms. She left them to space until the white orbs coming down. Aiming at Orochimaru.*
Softon: THIS IS THE BEST PART, THIS IS MY ULTIMATE FIST OF BLABS-A-LOT! *The White Orbs stands close to each other, forming a circle*

Orochimaru: THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!

*The 6 Circling white orbs hits the ground, create 6 bigger explosions in front of Orochimaru. Orochimaru feels his arms have been eliminated by the 6 explosions, as Orochimaru have been hit by 6 Bigger Explosions*

Softon: THIS IS THE ULTIMATE FIST OF BLABS-A-LOT: RITUAL OF THE METEOR SHOWERS OF TOKYO!

*Meanwhile in the Fight between Sakura, Gasser, and Hatenko vs. Kabuto and his army of reanimated dead souls. The Ground is rumbling.*

Sakura: What's going on?

Yamato: *hears news from his clone* A ice-creamed headed man defeated Orochimaru.

Beauty: It must be Mr. Softon. He's helping Bobobo.

Gasser: WAY A GO MR. SOFTON!

*Meanwhile in the Hokage's Mansion, the ground is rumbling too*

Tsunade: *writing all of these paperworks until her sake and her desk is wobbling, then she looks at the window where the explosions occur at Tenchi Bridge* *Thinking* It must be Softon. I hope that everyone is okay.

Shizune: Lady Tsunade did you see that explosion?

Tsunade: I know it's Softon with his Utimate Fist*

Shizune: Ultimate Fist?

Tsunade: …He did it. I knew I could count on him.

*The 6 bigger explosions are gone.*

Softon: *panting heavily*

Bobobo: Softon impressive seems like you've been training.

Softon: Yeah that Ultimate Fist sure took a lot of me but it's over.

Jelly Jiggler: Now's that over how about we go back and go to Orochimaru hid- huh *looks down and see a sword is in his stomach* WAAAA!

Bobobo, Softon, Don Patch: *gasps* Jelly Jiggler!

*Bobobo, Softon, and Don Patch sees the armless and legless Orochimaru stabbing Jelly Jiggler with a sword of Kusanagi in his mouth*

Softon: Orochimaru! He's still alive. But I gave everything I got to the Ultimate Fist.

Orochimaru: I'll tell you one more time no matter what you do you will never ever defeat me in my level. *starts regurgitating and sheds his body to a another new body,* *laughs manically* After all of that attack and your plan is still futile. Seems like you failed Softon. But now this is the end I'm through playing games.

Four-Tailed Naruto: *slashes Orochimaru in half but Orochimaru regenerates but then Naruto punches Orochimaru in the face sending him to the forest. Then he produces the Positive and Negative chakra to create a ball so dense*

Softon: What's he doing?

Four-Tailed: *Then the Ball becomes bigger until it's turn into small size and he ate it. But the Naruto becomes bloated. And Now he fired the Tailed Beast Ball without being compressed and aimed at Orochimaru.*

Orochimaru: So that's his game. SUMMONING: TRIPLE RASHOMON GATES!*summons three big gates to shield Orochimaru but Four-Tailed Naruto uses all of his strength of destroy the gates and Orochimaru. He destroyed the gates and fired at Orochimaru head-on and then the explosion occurred*

*The explosion is gone*

Bobobo: We…we won,

Don Patch: YEAH! WE WON WE WON!

Jelly Jiggler: THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION WOOHOO! *but he received a punch from a certain someone.*

Bobobo: Naruto what did you do that,

Four-Tailed Naruto: *roars loudly at Softon and Bobobo and Don Patch*

Softon: That's not the Naruto you know he's been manipulated by the Nine Tails. We gotta stop him before it's too late. *gets hurt because he used all of his energy to use the Ultimate Fist* Oh no! Since I used all of my energy to fight Orochimaru, I can't fight anymore. Looks like we've done for.

Four-Tailed Naruto: *About to attack the 4 heroes until he was hit by a yellow blast. He recovered his balance and sees Baby Gasser hanging in the trees*

Bobobo: It's Gasser and he's in Baby Mode!

Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler: HOORAY WE'RE SAVED!

Baby Gasser: *Baby Gasser uses two strong punches and a amazing kick to send Four-Tailed Naruto to wall-crash*

Softon: Amazing since Baby Gasser is here to save us, we're going to watch him fight Naruto. GASSER, THAT'S NOT NARUTO, HE'S BEEN MANIPULATED BY THE NINE-TAILS YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!

Baby Gasser: *making baby noises.* *Translating: Naruto, you better leave my friends or I'll have to fight you.*

Four-Tailed Naruto: *roars loudly at Baby Gasser*

Don Patch: Oh yeah! Baby Gasser is going to fight Naruto! Let's cheer him on! GO GASSER! GO GASSER! GOOOOO GASSER!

Baby Gasser: *gets ready to fight*

Four-Tailed Naruto: *gets ready to fight too*

Softon: This will be the most dangerous battle yet. An Outta Control Fist Master vs. A Monster.


Narrator: Baby Gasser is back to take on Four-Tailed Naruto. It's going to be the biggest Battle to the Death yet in Bobobo History, who will win, Baby Gasser or Four-Tailed Naruto. Let the fight BEGI- Oh hi New Producer.

Author/Producer: Yeah I have decided that I'm going to do the Three- part chapter of the Battle to the Death.

Narrator: It's going to be a change people we're doing the Three-part chapters of the Battle to the Death now.

Author/Producer: Here's your paycheck *gives the paycheck to Narrator*

Narrator: Oh thank you producer I'll make you proud even more. Now let's see I have mone- 500 dollars oh this is my lucky day. I get to watch this awesome Battle to the Death. Oh such glorious day. Who will win the Battle to the Death Match? And Will Yamato, Sakura, Beauty, and Hatenko try to get our other heroes. And what happened to Sai, what's he planning.

Sai: Now's the time to begin my real mission.

Narrator: A real mission what's he talking about. Is he going to complete his real plan, find out next time on Konoha Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo!


Dengaku Man: Now it's for the Fortune Telling Game!

Bobobo: For those for you who won….you'll get on a date with Sakura Haru-! *gets punched in the face by Sakura*

Sakura *gets angry*: No I am not going on a day by someone! *but calms down* Sorry about that. For those for you who won, you're going to get a invitation to the Village Hidden in the leaves.

Dengaku Man: *gets on Sakura's right shoulder* For those for you who lost…pet the snake, they slithery. *laughs with Sakura*

Sakura, Dengaku Man, and Bobobo: See ya in the next chapter! *waving at the readers*