Okay so truth be told most of these are gonna be silly nonsense. And I am not sorry for writing them. So it'd probably be a good idea to mention that this is a Slight AU where everything is the same besides the fact that Tony and Clint and Bruce are Toni and Claire and Bryce and there's cannon divergence and stuff like that yadda yadda yadda ramble ramble ramble . . .
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She could sew, which is terribly domestic. Now that I think about it most of the things she does outside of work are domestic. This one was discovered one day when Darcy and Jane decided to visit and like on most days there is always something odd going on in the tower. Dummy had come barreling into the main living room area, Toni chasing after the robot. They weren't watching where they were going and crashed straight into Darcy and Jane, all four of them falling down. That's when I heard the rip. Darcy had tried to get up but the end of her dress had gotten caught under Dummy, tearing out a sizeable chunk of her dress. Toni looked slightly horrified when she realized what had just happened.
"I am so sorry Darcy. Dummy say you're sorry!"
"It's no big deal Toni, really" Dummy still went up to Darcy making a sad noise. That's when Claire appeared from the kitchen and assessed the situation. She stalked towards Darcy.
"Come with me."
"W-what! Why?"
"Just come on."
We didn't see them for a few minutes. When they came back the rip had been transformed into a rather tasteful slit.
"Man Claire, I didn't know you had any other talents besides wielding a bow." Claire shrugged
"Eh, I dabble"
"Thanks Claire." Darcy pat Claire on the back.
"Don't mention it. No, really so not mention it . . . ever"
Darcy just laughed.
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Thanks for reading. Again reviews would be appreciated.
