AN: Yay! We got to a 7th chapter! Seven is my favorite number so I will make this one special :3 Aaaannnnnddd...guess what time it is...shameless advertising time! I did a little something called...A Little Something.
Also: Tackles Tingle and lets Scarlet Curls get away. You're welcome! But also, thank you for being my beta on such short notice Scarlet! It was a big help.
Another thanks to all those who reviewed. I was getting lazy and I began wondering if I should quit this story because it is too confusing and stuff, but when I looked at all the reviews I got, insperation hit me like a goron hug, and let me quote Natzu:
"Now I've got a fire in my belly!" and so thanks :D
Now , we can finally get on with the special chapter SEVEN!
The Sages Unite
Fi looked at Link as he started getting up. She knelled down next to him.
"Are you okay Link?" she said.
He groaned. "She found me, how did she find me?"
"What? Isn't she your sister?" Fi asked.
"Yes! And I can't stand her! Always scaring me to death and all that stuff..." he mumbled. Fi shook her head amused.
"Come on, let's get you home. I am 86% sure you will need to see a doctor for some broken ribs."
Link groaned again.
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Saria's POV
Saria looked around excited. She had finally made it to her old home, a place she had been trying to find ever since she was in foster care with Mido and the other kids that liked to call themselves 'The Kokiri'.
Saria chuckled thinking of other days.
She took out a key, feeling how new it was and excited about her newly purchased childhood home.
The dishwater blonde's green eyes sparkled as she walked towards the door. The walk seemed to to take forever, but when she finally made it, Saria stuck the key in the lock and turned it.
When the door swung open, Saria gasped in surprise and delight. The furniture was bamboo with nice cushions that were a light blue. She moved to the kitchen which also had the light wood, light blue type decor and she nearly squealed like a fangirl in delight.
But before the cute woman could look around the rest of her cozy home, the tinkling of a doorbell rang through it and she jumped to her door, excited to have her first guest. She opened it with a flourish to find herself looking at a big tan guy sporting a buzz cut with his arm around a pale beautiful woman with pale hair and skin, who was also holding a plate of cookies.
If there was a profession for cookie modeling, this lady should take it.
Saria stared at them until she realized her mouth was open and she snapped it closed with a snap, hoping they hadn't noticed.
The woman just smirked and held out the plate of delicious chocolate chips. "Hey, we heard someone was going to move into this place and so I made these. I'm Ruto by the way, and this is Darunia. We just moved in too for our honeymoon." she said as Saria took the cookies gaping again.
Darunia smiled and shook Saria's hand, making it feel like jelly. "Hey." he said with an extremely deep voice.
There was a pause before Saria realized she should let the couple in. "Uh- come- yeah." she said going to the side as they helped themselves in.
"Nice place." Ruto said taking everything in with pale blue eyes. Saria smiled a little. Ruto then looked her up and down with a critics eye. The dirty blonde shift back and forth uncomfortably, but felt relived when the doorbell rang again.
She rushed to the door, leaving the silvery lady behind in her living room, and opened it to find herself face to face with another woman.
This one had smooth brown skin and deep brown eyes, but the most shocking thing about her was fiery red hair that made a halo around her face.
Saria smiled. "Hi." she said warmly hoping this lady was better than Ruto.
The woman smiled. "Hey, I'm Nabooru. I-" and then she was interrupted by a blur of gray and Saria was knocked on her back.
"Hello!" said a rather insane sounding voice. "I'm Impa!" it practically screamed and Saria blacked out.
Raru's POV
The old man wandered around town when he heard screaming. The humble mayor decided to check it out, hopping the police where already there.
When he drove up in his sleek black car, Raru rolled down the window to see old friends all gathered around one house. Except for the dirty blonde girl. He smiled and called out to the group, oblivious to the fact that one of them (Impa) had the other in a headlock (Nabooru).
"Hello ladies! How are you today?" he said smiling.
The 'ladies' looked up and Nabooru raised her eyebrows.
"Oh I don't know mayor, your sheriff is being put in a headlock by Impa Farore, and her new neighbor is passed out on the floor." she said sarcastically. The Mayor frowned, having missed that important detail.
He stepped out of his car and walked over to the women. "Oh I am sorry Nabooru, didn't notice." he said gently pulling Impa off her and helping Nabooru up.
Impa just ran inside Saria's house. The red haired woman straightened her shirt and nodded thankfully at Raru. "Think I should arrest her sir?" she said looking edgily at the gray haired woman helping herself to cookies.
The old man just laughed, reminding Nabooru of Santa Claus.
"No, she is just not well today. Impa, do you need a ride home?" he said looking around his Sheriff inside. Impa looked up like she was caught in the act of some crime (If you count taking more than five cookies a crime) and shook her head vigorously.
Raru just nodded and then looked at the passed out Saria, another detail he had failed to notice.
"Oh dear me. Is she all right?" he said looking down at her. Ruto decided to finally make an appearance.
"Yeah, she just needs a few slaps and she will get on her feet. Nice to meet you Mayor Raru." she said stepping over Saria to shake Raru's hand. The red haired woman scowled at the silvery haired one, and then bent down to shake Saria.
"Wake up kid, we don't want Ruto taking over the place." she muttered. The girl's eyes fluttered open and she moaned.
"I am a terrible host..." she muttered sitting up unsteadily. The woman chuckled and held her up. "You're fine. We are terrible guests. I'm Nabooru by the way." she
said helping her up. The blonde smiled trying to focus. "Saria."
Zelda's POV
Our heroic, and slightly crazy blonde backed away, wondering what had just happened.
Gage walked out and Zelda gasped as she remembered everything again. She glared up at him, loathing that he had power over her.
"Ghirahim. You look more tan." she said observing his skin. He narrowed his eyes. "How do you remember? The curse was supposed to take care of that." he whispered bending down to lean over her. She smiled, or rather, bared her teeth at him.
"Maybe I'm special." she growled. "Gage?" said a sweet voice, shocking her with the comparison.
His face tightened as Zelda spotted Iilia out of the corner of her eye, and was suddenly hit with a memory.
Zelda paced in her bedroom, hoping her Captain of guard and Personal guard would arrive soon from their assignment to find her husband, Link the Hero, and King of Hyrule.
The princess started a little when the room's grand doors swung open. Ilia, followed by Impa came in the room, carrying her helmet in the crook of her arm.
She embraced her Captain of Guard in a very sisterly hug as Impa stood stiffly at the side.
"Any luck Ilia?" Zelda said now holding her at arms length, but the Triforce of Wisdom holder already knew their searches had been to no avail.
The Captain looked down, sad she hadn't been able to find her friend.
"No, his home is clean and my father has no idea where he would be." she said gravely. Zelda's eyes tightened and felt prickly, but she refused to show any emotion.
"That's fine, I should probably look for him myself, you have duties to Ralis." she said referring to Iilia's husband.
The Zora Queen frowned. "He can handle things himself."
"What about Toto?" Zelda said.
The frown deepened, the subject of the toddler making it's mother instantly worry.
"I-"
"Iilia, I can handle things." she said putting a hand of her shoulder. Impa had been silent until she felt the need to object.
"Princess, if you must go, I shall-" but Zelda interrupted her proposal, knowing she meant to come with her.
"No Impa, I have to do this alone." she said.
The two women were silent and unhappy.
"Good." Zelda said lightly. Ima muttered something about raising her wrong and should have made her more respectful.
Zelda jolted out of the memory shocked. "Iilia?" she said looking at the girl clearly while Gage gripped her arm in anger. She ignored the man and gazed at the girl who was backing away.
"Um, do I know you?" she asked looking to her soon-to-be husband for reassurance. Gage did the universal crazy sign to Iilia. Zelda glared at him, suddenly realizing everything.
"That's what you did. You cursed me and everyone I love so then there is no 'Happy ending' for anyone but yourself." she snorted.
"Well, how does it feel to be outsmarted?" she said grinning. Gage shrugged and suddenly Zelda felt something dig deep into her skin. A needle.
"I don't know, how does it feel?" he said triumphantly.
Zelda's vision blurred, and she felt herself fall to the forest floor, in front of their cottage. The last thing she saw was Iilia's horrified face.
"Crazy people these days..." she heard Gage say.
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Saria's Pov
Saria was sitting on her couch, surrounded by people all squeezed into her small home. But she felt content, and that she already knew everyone there.
The dark-skinned woman with flaming red hair had explained to Saria that she was the Sheriff of the small town called Kakariko. She lived alone, and had no relatives, here. Only a ton of women cousins scattered around the world. Her name was Nabooru, and she hated people messing with her town, or she just dislikes men in general. At the age 21, she was very lonely, yet she craved no companionship...or so she said.
The silvery woman said she had worked at a modeling agency for bathing suits, and so she was constanly wet and "You'll see me on every -like- poster in Castleton." she had said while flipping her hair. Other than that, she seemed to be pretty nice, and told Saria that she wanted to go shopping with her, and was excited to get a buddy.
Her husband on the other hand, worked at then Shi-san touring company, taking tourist on hikes up the volcano, telling them the history and legends of that place with gusto. His arms were tan and he looked like he ate boulders for breakfast.
Then there was this Impa lady. Saria couldn't tell if she was joking or not when she said she had a whole army at her disposal, and kept on muttering 'Protect Zelda and Fi...' many times, getting up, and then sitting down like it slipped her mind.
Honestly she scared the short girl. But it seemed like she was a nice lady when she wasn't acting crazy.
And last, there was Santa Claus, mayor of Castleton. He was really weird, because whenever Impa said something crazy, he acted like she was perfectly sane and replied back. And whenever he talked to Nabooru it was sort of -shudder- flirty. Raru was a bit weird, but nice.
Right now everyone was sipping on hot coca, telling each other stories of their childhood and how they came to the state of Hyrule, but the cozy moment was interrupted by a knock on the door.
Saria wriggled out of the spot she was stuck in, between Impa and Nabooru, and walked over to the door.
Opening it carefully, she saw a man with white blonde hair and cool gray eyes holding a woman with equally blonde hair, her eyes closed and mouth slack.
"So sorry, but could you help me? This girl just ran up to me and my wife, yelling a bunch of crazy stuff, and then fainted." he looked frantic and Saria felt a stab of pity for him.
"Of course, come in." She said letting him through. He nodded gratefully at her and set the woman on the floor in the living room. Everyone (except Impa) looked up in shock.
Nabooru stood her the surprise melting off her face, soon replaced by something like authority. "Someone call 911, and let's get some cool water for her in case she wakes up. And you," she turned to the man.
"What is your name and number so if she wakes up we can call you." her face was very demanding. The man looked uncomfortable, but gave in.
"Gage Akuma, and my phone number is 567-900-1672." he bit his lip and looked at her.
"Is she going to be okay?"
Nabooru smiled at him. "Of course, do you doubt my skills?" and laughed at the look of panic on Gage's face.
There was an awkward silence (other than Impa's muttering) before Gage spoke again.
"Well...I better get back to my fiancé." and he left silently.
Saria's eyes narrowed, remembering something."Didn't he say he had a wife?" she said looking at everybody. There wasn't a sound as they thought it over.
"It's a coincidence..."somebody said, but they sounded unsure.
Could they trust this man?
AN: Okay a few notes: That phone number is entirely coincidental, sorry but it has nothing to do with the phone numbers I know.
I thought it would be hilarious if I made the kokiri a sort of gang, because it sure seems that way with Mido and everything.
Also, who else thought Nabooru, being a thief in the game, would make a pretty funny cop? Because, honestly people, who wouldn't take that opportunity? And Impa, being cool and collected keeper of peace in Hyrule, was an insane, vandal who loves tackling our lovely Nabooru, was just another thing I could not pass on.
If you didn't notice, Impa is Fi's mom! So sorry I didn't get her and Raru together, because she already had a husband that is never around. Who that is, I will put that in your homework questions.
Another thing, Ruto and Darunia being together was just me being weird. Honestly I guess it could work out, but it would be super weird, and I made Darunia oddly silent in this one, but I didn't know what he would say except "Let's give you a big Goron hug!" and Saria would run away screaming.
I honestly think that I made Nabooru into a sort of Emma swan sort of thing.
Fi and Link are David and Mary-Margret, Ghirahim is Mr. Gold, Zelda is...well who knows what...maybe Bell since she was in an insane asylum. I guess Ruto is Ruby and Darunia is that dude that gets killed later on.
Hmm. Weird. And taking more than five cookies SHOULD be counted as a crime.
Now here is the homework:
(1) Where you shocked when it had been revealed that Ralis and Iilia had gotten married in Twilight princess?
(2) What do you think of the relationship?
(3)What about Iilia being captain of the guard? What do you think Zelda's motives were making her captain?
(4) How good was this chapter?
(5) If you could choose Saria's pair, who would he be?
(6) What was your favorite part?
(7) Who do you think is Fi's dad?
