Okay, this time I tried to make Boobs for Brains- who's name I still haven't picked yet- the hero. And I tried to make her seem sort of psycho, too. Not as funny as the other chapters, but I hope you like it. And, I'll try to give more physical descriptions of the characters next chapter. Comment if you love or hate it^^

"So, who wants to go first?" The crazy psycho inquired, grinning creepily.

"Ooh, ooh! Me, pick me!" I jumped up and down, waving my arms to get his attention.

"Boobs for Brains, your complete idiocy just renders me speechless." Axelle laughed slightly.

Ouch; way to wound my pride. I shook off the TOTALLY UNORIGINAL insult and continued bouncing up and down.

"BOOBS FOR BRAINS, HE MEANT WHO WANTS TO DIE FIRST, YOU IDIOT!"

"Oh. Huh. I thought he meant something fun. And, you know, less death-oriented. NOT." I rolled my eyes like a smart person.

"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU VOLUNTEERING THEN?"

"I dunno. I just like being first." I smiled broadly at the crazy psycho.

"She's so stupid!"

I pouted. "WHY DOES EVERYBODY HATE ME? YOU'RE ALL BIG MEANIE HEADS!"

"IF YOU STOPPED BEING STUPID, WE'D STOP CALLING YOU STUPID!"

And the argument just kept going like that.

"SAYAKA, SHUT UP! NOBODY EVEN LIKES YOU; THE STORY WOULD BE MUCH BETTER WITHOUT YOU IN IT! YOU'RE NOT A MAIN PART OF THE STORYLINE!" I kicked my feet like I always do when I'm angry.

Clunk. "Oh, oopsie." My shoe hit the crazy psycho straight in the face. "Might as well lose the other one." I kicked my other shoe off.

Bonk! The girl beside Axelle slumped to the floor.

"I probably don't need this bag either; it only went with those shoes." I tossed my Gucci bag in the air.

SMACK! The bag sent two guys flying through the air.

"Oh. Yeah; I left my megaphone in there, didn't I? Huh. Oops." Axelle gaped at me.

"How does someone so stupid do all of this?!" she gestured around at her unconscious companions.

"I'M NOT STUPID, YOU FRIGGIN' IDIOTS! STOP INSULTING MY IQ OR WHATEVER; I'M A CERTIFIED GENIUS! SO LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE ABOUT IT!" I screamed.

The room was silent.

"Wow, Boobs for Brains. Remind me not to get on your bad side." Sayaka looked shocked.

"Can we please go now? I'm SOOOO BORED!"

"Good idea." Sayaka nodded before turning to Axelle. "Does Boobs for Brains need to beat you up too?"

And, now, Axelle is part of our posse.

"THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENED-."

"SAYAKA, SAY ONE MORE WORD AND I WILL ASSAULT YOU WITH MY PURSE!"

"Never mind."

"THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT."

So, as always, I saved everybody from certain doom because I'm such a good person.

"Faster, horsie, faster!" I tugged on Carlos' hair.

"Really? Again? Why don't you WALK with YOUR OWN TWO FREAKIN' LEGS?"

"Because for some reason I don't have shoes, probably because I saved all of you because I'm such a good person."

"But you've left out so much of what happened-."

"CARLOS, HORSES DON'T TALK IN ENGLISH; IF YOU CAN'T SPEAK IN HORSE LATIN, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!"

"How can someone so dumb actually knock people unconscious?"

"No idea; but she can be quite amusing."

"Thank you, Axelle; at least there's one of you I won't have to kill in their sleep."

"Haha; very funny."

Silence.

"You're joking, right?"

Silence.

"S#%*, Boobs for Brains, tell me you're joking."

"I'm not making any promises I can't keep."

Everyone stopped walking and looked at me.

"Jk, everyone! I'd never murder any of you in your sleep! I mean, unless you brutally murdered mass quantities of chipmunks..."

"Oh. S#%*."

"Don't worry, Sayaka. You're safe. For now." I practiced my ghoulish mad scientist laugh. "Bwa-hah-hah-hah!"

"She's so stupid!" they all sighed.

"OKAY; THE NEXT PERSON TO CALL ME STUPID WILL BE VICIOUSLY TORN APART BY A PACK OF RABID CHIPMUNKS! OR CASTRATED!"

Silence.

"Well, that's what you get."

And everyone was quiet for the rest of the night.