"Akio..." I said in a harsh voice.
"Y-Yeah, Kels?" He said nervously.
"Do you see this?" I asked harshly.
"Y-Yeah, Kels" he said nervously.
"Would you care to explain it?" I asked harshly.
"Y-Yeah, Kels" he said nervously. (Lol dying when I wrote this chapter)
"Explain" I said harshly.
"O-Okay, Kels" he said nervously. "W-Well you see, I was just walking around a-and in was about to sit down... and I did... and I heard a crunch... and I looked under my butt... and there was a dog... only it was inside-out-ish..." he said, as if every line was a question.
"Uh huh, right, then what?" I asked sternly. He rubbed the back of his neck.
"I blamed it on Dipshit" he sighed.
"Now, what did I teach you about lying?" I asked.
"That it's only okay if you get away with it?" He said.
"Noooo!" I yelled, hiding my snicker. "Only if it's believable. Dipshit can't crush a dog like this! He's too tiny! Also you have a hairy dog leg sticking out of your ass"
"Oh..." he pulled it off and dropped it.
"Yeah 'oh' now apologise to the dead dog and then apologize to Dipshit" I said. He nodded.
"Sorry dead dog. Sorry Dipshit" he said.
"Dont call me Dipshit!" Levi yelled.
"Well! Fine. Captain Levi. Happy?" Akio yelled.
"Very!" Levi yelled angrily.
"I CAN TELL YOU ARE EXTATIC!" Akio yelled back.
"I AM!" Levi screamed. (Too ooc? I liked it)
I stared blankly at both of them.
"Both of you are morons. Absolute morons" I said blandly.
"He started it!" Both of them yelled.
"And I am going to finish it! Akio, sit by that tree till I say so! Levi, hand me your duster" I said.
"But-" Levi argued. I stared him into silence. He went upstairs and brought me the duster and broom.
"Now, Levi, go sit in your room. Ill be up to talk to you after I talk to Akio. Go, now" I said. He scowled and walked inside to go to his room.
"Akio, not going to argue, but I will say this. We don't sit on dogs and we don't tell lies we can't get away with" I said.
"I knew that's what she taught me..." he whispered. I rolled my eyes and went inside. I walked briskly into Levi's room and saw him windexing the Windows..
"Drop the cleaning supplies! Now! Step away from the windex" I said. He put them down and sat on his bed. I grabbed them, opened the window, and threw them out.
"What was that?! Now they are going to get all dirty!" He yelled. I shut the window and walked over to him.
"Talk" I said. He glared.
"About what? A shitty brat telling me what to do? Hell no" he said.
"Look, you agreed to let us come here. Yet you still try to scare us off it seems. So, let me tell you what I think. You are going to keep your mouth shut or ill make you gargle an aphrodisiac and then tie you up for an hour, and you're going to let me talk. Got it?" I said. He stayed silent and nodded.
"Your whole frightening and intimidating demeanor doesn't affect Akio or I. I have lived in the wild with titans for years. Nothing scared me then and nothing will now. All I'm saying is that you need to treat us like we are part of this team, because we are now. As much as you are. And if you don't get that then I'm sorry but that's how it is. You can't control everyone's lives with fear, because eventually someone will come along who isn't scared. That person was me. Akio obviously isn't, so trust us, because when it comes time to trust us with your life, you have to be able to when we are out there. Got it?" I asked. He silently nodded his head. I kissed his cheek and left a flustered Captain in his bed chambers.
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"Akio, get out of time out" I said. He walked over to me.
"Did you talk to Levi?" He asked. I nodded.
"I think he'll be treating us more like allies than enemies now. Plus, the expedition is coming up soon, hell need to trust us" I said. Akio nodded.
"So, are we ever heading back home?" He asked.
"Eventually, we just need to make sure we have allies on the inside of the wall first and I think an entire regiment will be a good start" I smiled.
