AN: Oracle: If you read Loki's family you may already know that my family and I may soon be moving from our current home. At the time this is written/posted I don't know when I will be moving but when it happens there will be a gap, possibly bigger than any other as we have to pack, move, unpack, and then wait for the internet to be reconnected. But once that's done I shall get back to writing with Ogremen so that we can bring you wonderful people more of this story for your enjoyment. So if you notice a long pause between chapters, don't worry, it's not a sign that we've stopped writing it. Just that I'm busy moving. Thank you all for understanding, now I shall get out of your way so you can enjoy the chapter :D
Ogremen: Now, keep in mind people, this IS an M rated fan fiction, there WILL be adult content, if you missed that in the previous ANs thats not my fault, so, DON'T SAY WE DIDN'T WARN YOU! GOT IT?! =w
Oh and remember, sometimes IMPORTANT information is revealed in review responses!
Anyway, without further ado, on with the adventure! lol
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~Last Time on How Could One Will Cause So Much Chaos?~
As the memory began, everyone cringed as; the first thing to appear was Sirius Black bearing his ass for all to see. After a few seconds, Sirius stood up and said, "And THAT, was for all you wankers who threw me in prison without a bloody trial!" he shouted happily, "Can't say shite to me now that I am dead mofos!" he then turned his head to the side and frowned, "Alright, alright, jeez, cheeky buggers," he said, muttering the buggers part but everyone heard him anyway, "Alright, so the 'little ones'," Sirius said cheekily, causing Griphook to frown and glare at the memory Sirius and then at Harry pointedly, "Are telling me to hurry the show along!" Sirius continued, "So, I, Sirius Orion Black, being of sound mind, and sexy body, here by leave the Black inheritance to Harry James Potter, who I name my heir, and successor to the title!" he said with a mad grin, "With that, I have to tell you Harry, that Molly, Dumbledore, Ronald and Ginny do not have your best interest at heart, nor does Percy Weasley!" memory Sirius added, "So make sure you stay away from the old fart and his closest conspirators!" he then looked up, "Oh, and Dumblass, if you're there, fuck you, you bleeding wanker! Can't do shite to me now you old as fuck wanker!"
Sirius then took a breath in the memory before continuing, "To Narcissa Malfoy," Sirius said, putting as much disgust into his voice as possible as he said Malfoy, "I hereby annul your marriage to dear old Lucius by my authority as the last Lord Black, Harry of course, could always reinstate it if you wanted, though I doubt you will, as for Draco's place in the Black family, you better hope that Harry is willing to listen, cause from what he's told me, Draco is as much a wanker as his father!" he chuckled at that before continuing, "Bellatrix, is up to Harry's decision if she remains in the family, I always wondered what happened to the sweet, kind, nice girl I had for a cousin who could wrap any man around her finger with her looks and charms, but clearly after Andromeda ran off, dear old Aunty and Uncle had some things done to Bellatrix, so, with that being said, perhaps someone could investigate that..." he said trailing off at the end, "Oh, to Dumbledore, I leave a sock collection I took from Harry's trunk, enjoy you disgusting piece of shite!" he continued on for a while, "To Ronald Bilius Weasley, I leave one Knut, enjoy you back stabber!"
As the list continued, so too did the list of profanities, clearly Sirius had the time of his life recording this memory. In a nut shell, all businesses that belonged to the Black family, were now Harry's, and the house that the Malfoys had been living in was to be reclaimed by the Black family it had belonged to, and torn down and turned into a park, with the Malfoys having little more than a week to move after the will reading before Goblin workers would be there to strip the wood and anything else of use for other projects. Andromeda was to be given a LARGE sum of gold that was her belated dowry. Arthur Weasley was given a sum of two hundred thousand Galleons, which, considering the Black fortune was quite big, it was but a drop in the bucket for the Blacks, and a blessing for the Weasleys, however, only Arthur could touch it. The Weasley Twins were given a sum of fifty thousand Galleons to invest in their shop, provided, that they did not do business out of the UK, and instead, set up shop with Harry as a partner in North America, which confused many people who did not yet know that Harry would soon be leaving the UK for good, And could ship their products to other parts of the world if they wanted to. Ginny was given a chastity belt for women, and told to 'keep her mitts off that which did not belong to her'. Luna Lovegood surprisingly, was given some rare creature books written by ancient Black family members so she could read up on some extinct magical creatures. Remus surprisingly, was given a total of one hundred and fifty thousand galleons to do with as he saw fit.
~And~
Griphook then lead Harry and Harry's three wives into the hall booked for the press conference. Harry walked up the podium and tapped the magical microphone, "Ahem, uh, hi, you all know who I am of course," he began, "Only problem is, while you know of me, you all don't know how I was raised, and there are outlandish tales of how I lived," he paused as he took a deep breath, only to feel weight on his shoulders and turned to see Nym with a hand on his left shoulder, while Natasha had placed one of her's on Harry's right shoulder, nodding in thanks, Harry turned back to the reporters, "It all starts fifteen years ago, when an old man had the bright idea of placing a young boy, with an aunt who hated his mother..." he began.
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~Hogwarts, unknown chamber~
Deep within Hogwarts, in a secret chamber known only to Dumbledore, at least in his mind, a man suddenly snapped his head up as he came free from a sixty four years long Imperious Curse, or rather, an Imperious Curse that had been cast, repeatedly every day, for the last sixty four years by Dumbledore. "It's time, I'm FREE!" he screamed as he laughed insanely.
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~And Now~
As Harry finished the press conference, he couldn't wait to see how the British papers tried to twist his words, as was their want. He had found a nice law passed by MACUSA that protected its citizens from defamation by other countries magical newspapers, in other words, if the likes of Rita Skeeter tried to badmouth him, and twist his words, he could sue them for all their worth under American magical law.
As he returned to Griphook's office, he was surprized and angered, to see Dumbledore in chains, surprized to see Amelia Bones glaring at the old fart, and shocked to see a black man with an eye patch who looked displeased until he saw Harry, Natasha, and Coulson.
"So, it seems I have been summoned by Gringrotts for you, somehow, Radcliffe," the one eyed black man said with a scowl, "Or should I call you Lord Potter?" he asked.
Harry went to speak but was cut off by Natasha.
"Director? What are you doing here and what does this have to do with Harry?" She questioned. After all it was rare for Fury to drop everything and go someplace outside of Shield, unless there was something truly important or troubling going on.
Harry turned to Griphook. "Why is he here?" He asked, since Natasha had already asked the other main question. The briefing that Harry and his family had gone through with Fury hadn't really taken all that long and Harry had ended up leaving out one or two things. He had planned to write to Director Fury and explain the things he'd left out that way, having Natasha deliver the letter to Fury when she could. From that brief meeting though Harry hadn't gotten the impression that he would be seeing much of the man, yet here he was, meeting with Harry's Accountant.
"It would seem that I was mentioned as one of Harry's possible guardians by his father, James Potter," Fury replied, "James wasn't just a member of Dumbledore's Order of the Phoenix," he continued, "He was one of our spies in the magical world, he reported directly to me via magical mirror and the patronus charm," he finished.
"My father worked for you?" Harry asked in surprised shock. His father had worked for a spy group like Shield? Just what else didn't he know about his father?
Hela raised a brow, "Oh? This is an unexpected twist," She commented, wondering if she should bring this up with her father the next time she speaks to him. "To think you were one of the ones that were to look after my brother, and yet you were cast aside like all the others in favor of those I am certain were never meant to even see Harry," Hela turned to Dumbledore, "Yet more crimes? You have been such a busy boy. I wonder how many were on the list that you ignored in favor of those that you chose to help turn Harry into a puppet."
Griphook sighed, "With me being Harry's Accountant, and having his permission to unseal the wills, I was able to glean a little of their contents, mainly names to summon," Griphook said, "Thankfully, there were few, Sirius would be here if he wasn't...'deceased'," Griphook said, "Fury is here per James Potter's request when his will was to be read, Amelia is here cause of Lily's request, Remus is here with you Harry, as for Dumbledore, he is here for reasons I know not, only that he was mentioned on the list to call for," Griphook explained, "On top of that, in order to truly unseal the will, I need Harry to place his Lordship ring for House Potter against the seal on the wills, it will then break the sealing that Dumblefucker here illegally placed on it!" he finished.
Harry nodded and, while not so much as glancing at Dumbledore he stepped forward and did as he was told, touching the Potter ring to the seal.
With a loud bang that left everyone's ears ringing, the will unrolled and Griphook picked it up to read, putting on a pair of reading glasses as he did, "If you are reading this, then we are dead and Dumbldore and Pettigrew betrayed us," Griphook began, "First off, the list of Guardians for our son, Harry is as follows, Sirius Orion Black, Harry's 'Dogfather', Amelia Susan Bones, Harry's Godmother, or one Nicholas Joseph Fury, Jame's Potter's 'Boss of bosses'" Griphook finished.
Remus frowned, "Sirius I knew had been made Harry's godfather, but I had no idea that you had been named his godmother Amelia. Why did you not say anything about it?" He questioned her.
"I didn't know," Amelia said shocked, before realisation hit her, "You obviated me, didn't you Dumbledore?" she shouted in outrage, only to get a glare of anger from the old man in chains in reply.
Harry sighed, wondering how many other people that knew he should have gone to one of them that Dumbledore obviated. It wasn't all that surprising learning about this now, not after everything else he'd learned. Had Harry not seen firsthand Voldemort's evil, Harry would be wondering right now if Voldemort is truly they villain Dumbledore painted him as. "I'm sure you can deal with him, make sure he gets punished for his crimes and that all of them are discovered, since there's no doubt there are still some hidden," Harry sighed before turning back to Griphook, "What else does the will say?"
"Remus is to get the property near the lake in Hanover, Ontario, Canada," Griphook began, "Along with over a hundred thousand galleons and a copy of Lily's potion creations so that he might have a better version of the Wolfsbane Potion," he continued, "To Amelia, she is to get the property in Godrics Hallow, to raise Harry should Sirius 'prove to be an idiot like Lily suspects'," here he smirked, "Fury is to be given a copy of Lily's observations of Magical Governments, and James's reports that he kept copies of for 'just in case reasons'," here he quirked an eyebrow, but shrugged, "Dumbledore as our betrayer will never know that evidence of some of his evil and foul transgressions were recorded by us, and placed in secret in the Ancestral Potter manor that was sealed before the war by James's father, Charlus, upon his passing, the evidence was taken there by House elf, and can only be accessed by the Lord of house Potter," Griphook said, looking at Dumbledore with a smug look, "Finally, everything else is to pass to Harry James Potter upon taking up his Lordship," Griphook finished.
"A Lordship I was never meant to take up, so long as Dumbledore had anything to say on the matter," Harry sighed, "However his plans were discovered and put a stop to them. Something I doubt he ever planned for," Harry smiled slightly at that. "I'll have to get someone to show me to the Ancestral Potter Manor so I can get this evidence from there, I'll be sure it gets into your hands," Harry told Amelia.
Griphook sighed, "Well, you would have to call the Potter family's Head Elf, whose name is written here," he replied, holding up a book to Harry.
Harry leaned in so he could read the name. "Kosmey," Harry read out loud.
Suddenly, with a loud crack a house elf in a nice, neat uniform, with the Potter crest over the heart and on the back appeared the crest but much clearer and bigger. The uniform was a navy blue and had golden trim. "Who be calling Head Elf Kosmey with Potter magic?" the house elf asked in a feminine voice.
Harry was, thankfully used to house elves appearing around him these days, and so merely straightened up, while Natasha, Laura, and Logan all jumped in surprise. "That would be me, the new Lord of the Potter family," He answered her.
"And who might you be to claim the Lordship of house Potter, hmms?" he house elf, Kosmey, asked in curiosity.
"My name is Harry Potter, my father was James Potter," Harry told her, "How is it you speak proper English?" He questioned when he realized that Kosmey's speech was more like a person's rather then what other house elves used.
"Mistress Lily's son?" Kosmey asked, her eyes widening dramatically, "Master Harry, to answer youse question, Mistress Lily commanded all Potter elves to try and learn to talks proper like," she replied, "It's very hard to do sometimes," she suddenly said with a sigh.
Harry couldn't help but smile, his mother had had tried to get the house elves to learn better English. Harry knew Hermione would love that his mother had tried to make the house elves of the Potter family more equal to them. "Kosmey I need you to take me to the Ancestral Potter Manor so that I can break the seal and retrieve the evidence that is held there. The evidence against Dumbledore," Harry told her.
Komsey nodded, and took his hand, a second later they were gone with a crack, only to reappear a few minutes later with Harry holding a MASSIVE file folder.
Harry handed the file folder to Amelia, glad to have the weight off his arms. "That is everything my parents had on Dumbledore. It's way more than I would have expected," Harry noted before turning to Kosmey. "Thank you for taking me there Kosmey. I trust I can count on you and the other house elves to keep the Ancestral home safe and clean while I'm not there?"
Kosmey nodded, "Master Harry can trust Kosmey and other Potter Elves, even if Dobby is...'odd'..." she replied, "But yes, we will do as you say," she finished before popping out, when she did, Fury turned to Harry. "Now, you and me have more to catch up on, Lord Potter, after all, we didn't get a full debriefing before," he commanded.
Harry sighed, "Yes, I remember sir. Though I was hoping to get out of the UK before any of his faithful could try to grab me." When Harry said 'his' he waved to Dumbledore. "Any chance this could wait till we are in the air?" Harry questioned.
"Of course, after all, technically speaking, Shield has no jurisdiction in Britain, that's Unit's territory," he replied with a smile. Nym blinked for a moment, "Was that, a Doctor Who joke?" she asked, only to get a mysterious smile from Fury.
Harry, having not seen a lot of television in his life shook his head and turned to Griphook. "Anything else I need to know about before I leave? After all I expect there's at least the Malfoys waiting for me some place out there since their fate in the Black family depends on me. I best deal with them before I leave, else they might hunt me down in America."
Griphook nodded, "There is this fact, Narcissa would like a meeting with you, when she asked me about it, I told her quite simply, it is entirely your, Lord Potter, decision to meet with her, and when to meet her, as such I would have to wait for hearing from you before I could give her a time and place, if you decide to wait, she would also like to request permission to move to Number Twelve Grimrauld place, she is willing to follow a new order but requests to speak with you soon" Griphook replied.
Harry nodded, "Given that she's just lost her home and that the fate of her family depends on what I say it makes sense that she wants to speak with me. And I still have to speak to Hermione about a few things before I return to America."
"Your list of things to do while we are hear just keeps growing brother, Hela said with some amusement and a smirk, "Perhaps your wives and I could take a walk through Diagon Alley after all? I could show them around and ensure no harm comes to the non-magical ones while you tend to, what could be, a few lengthy matters. Remus could stay to aid you if you wish," Hela said, looking to Remus on the last part.
"If Harry wishes for help or advice on things I would not object to offering what I can, though ultimately any choices are his own to make," Remus nodded in agreement.
Laura was excited at the thought of getting to look around and tried her best to give Harry the look every man feared, the 'Puppy eyed look' that she'd seen many other people use, it wasn't a look she was good at but she was doing her best.
Natasha did want to look around, get a feel for the world her husband and one of her sister wives came from. Though she would not try to will Harry to let them go out. If Harry decided against letting them go then she would say nothing on the matter. After all, America it seems, also has a place like Diagon Alley, she could always get Harry to take them there since there would be no fear of attack like there is here.
Harry gave it some serious thought, one the one hand, this was likely the only time they would ever get to witness the charm of Diagon Alley, on the other hand, they could probably see the same stuff in America or Canada at their respective magical districts. Suddenly Nym spoke up as an idea hit her, "Hey, uh, Harry dear, there is this little shop I want to introduce Laura to, so, can we please go?" she smiled, "If anyone bothers us, I will scream RAPE, ok?" she finished with a smirk, causing Harry to smirk too. "Just so long as you don't corrupt Laura too much, ok Nym?" Harry countering, causing Nym to sputter in shock at her plan being discovered.
Hela chuckled, "A sharp mind my brother has, even sharper when an old fool isn't suppressing it. Truly he is my father's son," She said with a smirk at Dumbledore. "Do not fret dear brother," Hela turned her smirk to Harry. "I'm certain I can keep one of my new sisters out of trouble," She told him.
Natasha couldn't help but smile at Nym's obvious plans going up in smoke. "Well, whatever my sister had planned for us I'm sure would be interesting. Though I do believe that Laura and I are hoping to see more than one shop while we have the chance," She then turned to Harry, "I will help Hela to keep these two out of trouble. I'm sure between the two of us they will be," Here Natasha stopped and looked Laura and Nym over, "As close to angels as possible," She said sweetly.
Nym sighed, "Damn, left my halo next to my pitch fork."
Logan sighed, not wanting to have to go with them but knowing he should stick with Laura for the time being. "I'll be there as well," He grumbled.
"Well then I'd say that the ladies are in the best of hands," Coulson smiled. "While they enjoy the sights and Lord Potter tends to matters of family and loose ends, I believe Director Fury has something he too wishes to look into while we are here, there for I shall be with him and Mr. Lupin will be assisting Harry. That just leaves the Rep from MACUSA," Coulson pointed out as he turned to the person in question.
"I will attend to matters with Director Fury, if they effect America, they are MACUSA affairs then," the MACUSA rep said simply.
Griphook nodded, "Nym, I assume, of course, you were intending to take Laura Peverell to Gizmo's Magical Gadgets?" he asked with a smirk, causing Nym to deflate further. "Why does it happen to me that people figure out what I was planning?" she pouted cutely.
Natasha smiled at Nym, "I fear you are more easily read then you believe you are, even more so by those that know you," Natasha then chuckled, "Do not worry, I will see to it that this family becomes better at guarding themselves from being read like so."
"There is much this family needs to learn, at least there is time for it now," Hela mused. "However for now, I do believe we best get moving if any of you wish to see much before Harry completes his list of things to do. I wonder if that lovely ice cream parlor that I've heard about is still open, would be nice to try something from there if possible."
Nym smiled, "It's still open and we'll make time for ice cream, one way or another," Nym said before walking towards the door. "Right you lot, this way!" She called back, blowing a kiss to Harry as she went.
Laura walked over to Harry and, with a slight blush, kissed his cheek. "Thank you for letting us do this. We'll be careful," She promised him before jogging after Nym.
Natasha walked over to Harry and gave him a kiss on the lips. "I hope you don't forget about that visit to, Mungo's I believe you said was the magical hospital that you promised to take me to. To have you know what taken care of," She reminded Harry, to which he nodded to her. "Then I will see you when you are done here," Natasha then turned and followed after Nym and Laura.
Hela chuckled as she kissed Remus's cheek, "Do try to not let my brother drown in stress over anything. He's done so much of that already it's a wonder he's yet to become immune to it," She joked before turning to Harry, "If you have any problems do not forget the ones you know you can trust," She advised Harry. Hela then took hold of Logan's arm and dragged him out the door after the other three.
As the women and Logan left, followed shortly after by Coulson, Fury, and the MACUSA Rep, Amelia leaving with the evidence and the chained Dumbledore shortly after them, Hermione stepped into the room. "Hey Hermione, guess we have some stuff to talk about huh?" he asked.
"Yeah," Hermione said awkwardly, before hugging her brother in all but blood.
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~With Nym, Laura, Natasha, Hela, and Logan~
"Its this way to Gizmo's, she is going to enjoy some new customers!" Nym said with a smirk as she lead them to the street opposite Knockturn Alley. It lead to the very back of Diagon Alley. "Sadly, Gizmo doesn't see much buisness except by word of mouth," Nym said sadly.
"And what exactly does Gizmo sell that you want Laura to see so badly?" Logan questioned.
Natasha smiled slightly, as she had a feeling that the answer to that question wasn't going to be what Logan expected.
"Why doesn't Gizmo see much business? This place is full of people shopping after all." Laura questioned, ignoring Logan's question in favor of her own. Whatever Nym wanted her to see would be seen once they got there.
Hela smirked in amusement at Logan. "I doubt these young women will be answering your questions any time soon. So, that leaves the only way to get the answer to go to Gizmo's shop and see for yourself," She pointed out.
Nym nodded to Hela in thanks, "Gizmo is a muggleborn, she's a wiz at inventing new magics, but because Magical Britain 'frowns' on invention and innovation, she runs her shop near the back of the Alley, as such, they also frown on her owning a business because she is a First Generational, or First Gen, as we halfbloods, or Second Generationals, or Second Gens, and muggleborns prefer to call ourselves," Nym explained, "To spite her, many purebloods spread lies about her business, while others visit her in secret, afraid to be shown publicly supporting her and her business," she finished.
"Some of the best places are often visited in secret, like a lover's bed in the middle of the night," Hela smirked, "I look forward to seeing this shop and browsing the wares sold. And perhaps while shopping in Gizmo's shop and others I might find my husband a collar and leash!" Hela joked, getting a laugh out of Nym who was the only one who knew of Remus's condition, or rather the only one that remembered it apart from her.
Nym smirked, "Trust me, you will find something there for yourself too..." Nym said with a smirk and a wink, "I know I did, though, I am going to have to get a new one sadly, the old one just isn't the same as the real thing," she finished with a mysterious air in her tone.
Hela let out a laugh that that while Natasha smirked and shut her eyes. Laura however looked around in confusion. "Get a new one because the old one isn't the same as the real thing? What are you talking about? What do you have to replace that can't compare to 'the real thing'?" Laura questioned.
Logan only needed a moment to think about what Nym said, her behavior while saying it, and the way Hela and Natasha reacted to it, to figure out what Nym was talking about. He was not impressed with the idea of going to such a place with Laura. "Really? You really feel the need to show her something like that? You could wait till we're back in America or where ever it is the kid is going to settle down in," By kid Logan was referring to Harry, "You could've just shown her it on the internet on the way over."
Now Laura was really confused. Logan knew what Nym was talking about? And it was something that could be found online?
Hela patted Logan on the shoulder. "Come now, Laura is hardly a child. Besides, from what I've heard Harry may very well have already made an honest woman out of her. And what with Harry having to deal with Lordship duties as well as his newly acquired company, I'm sure it would do the girls good to," Here Hela's smirk turned sly. "Have a few toys to play with," She purred.
Logan shut his eyes and really wished he had a telepath with him to take away the mental images he did not want to see at that moment.
Nym smirked, "Let's just say, Logan, that the ones Gizmo sells, are...'special', I am pretty sure that Hela at least can guess what I mean, not sure about Natasha though..." she finished questioningly. Suddenly, she stopped, "Finally, here we are!" she said as she pointed to store that had a large sign that said, in large letters, 'Gizmo's Magical Gadgets and Stag Shop' on it. In the window was a picture of the woman herself, wearing a very gotheric outfit, with short punkish like haircut, dyed dark purple with bright yellow and white highlights, and a smirk on her face.
Logan cringed when he saw the confirmation of the word 'stag' on the shop. The last thing he wanted was to know what kind of 'toys' Laura might take interest in, let alone what she might DO with said toys. For a moment Logan thought about going back to the Leaky Cauldron and drinking for a few...days. However he still wasn't sure if he should truly leave Laura in such a place with the three women around her. At least two of them seemed to want to corrupt Laura and the other Logan just couldn't figure out what she was hoping to get out of all of this. Hanging his head Logan realized that he had little choice but to go in with them. He was going to demand this moment to be wiped from his mind when he got back to the X Mansion.
"Stag? What do deer have to do with this place?" Laura questioned, noticing how the three women laughed while Logan looked like he was wishing, dearly, for something to strike him down and for him to never get back up again.
"It's got nothing to do with deer, my dear sister," Nym said, putting her hands on Laura's shoulders, "And it has everything to do with us and Harry," she said before pushing the poor girl into the shop, who promptly gave a loud 'Eeep,' as she saw what was inside.
"Gismo, I'm back!" Nym said, as she entered behind Laura. Natasha and Hela had followed, the later pushing Logan much to his disgruntlement. "I'm in need of that special model you mentioned to me once my dear Gizmo," Nym said.
Suddenly a puff of smoke came from behind a curtain before the woman from the picture exited the back of the shop and said, "So, my ex found herself a guy, huh?" she said in a slight drawl. "And whose the lucky bastard to win your heart this time Nym?" she asked curiously.
"Ex?" Laura asked in surprise as she turned to Nym.
"This time?" Logan and Natasha questioned with raised eyebrows.
"My my, I see someone isn't afraid to sample both sides of the pleasure pool." Hela mused with a grin.
Nym smiled with no shame, but before she could reply, Gizmo beat her to it, "Nymphadora here," Gizmo began, smiling at Nym's irritated look, "Is bisexual, me and her use to date when we were in Hogwarts, had quite a bit of fun to if I recall correctly," she added, "Is there any broom closets we missed?" Gizmo asked a now blushing Nym. "No, I think we got them all, much to Filch's chagrin," Nym replied. "Meh, anyway, again, whose the one you need the Personal Model to adjust to?" Gizmo asked. Before Nym could reply, she was interrupted by Laura.
"Nym, just what will this 'Personal Model' do and what exactly about Harry does it need to adjust to?" Laura questioned, her eyes lingering on some of the displays around the shop. While she wasn't the most experienced person when it came to thinks like sex and self-pleasure, she wasn't clueless enough not to recognize the shapes she was seeing. Though she was surprised by some of the sizes and couldn't help but wonder just how endowed wizards were under those robes.
Again, before Nym could reply, she was interrupted, this time by Gizmo, "Its a personal dildo to match its size to the owner's male partner, or someone they wish to have a matching fake for," she said taking a drag on her cigar, before blowing out the smoke, "Anyway, again, who's the lucky stud?" she asked.
"Harry Potter!" Nym said proudly, holding up her ring finger proudly. "Son of a bitch, he proposed?" Gizmo asked, "What did you do, rock his world?" she asked with a smirk.
Natasha raised a brow and turned to Nym. "Tell me you weren't looking to hook up with Harry in the past. That you weren't hoping to get a chance at his bed." Natasha said flatly. After all Harry was only fifteen and if Nym had been planning to at least sleep with him then it put a whole new light on the woman. Not that getting him drunk and ending up married to him alongside two other women was any better.
"Well, I can't speak for what they did after they were out of my sight, but I know these three got very drunk alongside him before getting married. Though from what I've heard so far Harry did use Nym's naked chest as a pillow two days after the marriage took place," Hela offered. "So I do believe that Nym 'got some action' as I believe the saying goes."
"Matches the size of...oh!" Laura blushed more before looking around some more. A part of her mind was trying to recall just what 'size' Harry was, or if she had truly seen that part of him at all.
Logan raised a brow at Gizmo. "Is that how you ended up making things like those?" Logan waved to the dildo display case before both his eyebrows rose at the sight of one of the dildos. "There's no way that was modeled after a real one," He commented regarding one of the 'extra large' models he spotted.
"Huh?" Gizmo said before looking at where he was indicating with his eyes, and then smirked, "Oh, its real, that one is from a giant lover I had for a time after me and Nym broke up amicably, he may have been big, but damn if he didn't have stamina to boot!" she said with a smirk. Nym on the other hand, spoke to Natasha, "No, I haven't been planning it, ending up married to Harry wasn't planned, at least, not exactly, it was only planned after I heard Sirius's idea..." she admitted, "Anyway, I need a new model cause, from what I remember, Harry's got a bigger model then the last one I got here, so I need to get the Personal Model so it can resize to match," Nym finished with a smirk. "How big?" Gizmo asked. "I THINK he is about ten inches? give or take?" Nym replied, "I was pretty drunk, but not as bad as these two, who are also married to Harry," she said indicating Laura and Natasha. Gizmo nodded and whistled, "Damn, lucky cunt, not just married to Harry, but these two fine foxes too," she said, before turning to Hela, "What about you, want a Personal Model too for when your guy is away?" she asked, seeing the ring on Hela's finger too.
Hela smiled as her eyes roamed the wares. "My husband is, technically, unemployed so he would be around a lot," She said before smiling, "However, I do like to play and I do intend to get him to let me 'top him' but in a certain way, I'm sure you know what way I am speaking of?" Hela smirked with a hunger in her eyes. "I think I will need a few different toys, not only to ready him but also for my own amusement, and perhaps his own. Though tell me, do you have any werewolf models?" Hela questioned.
Gizmo arched an eyebrow, "Brave one are you?" Gizmo questioned, before shrugging her shoulders, "We got models for just about every sentient magical creature almost, you wouldn't believe some of the stuff that people who come in here in secret ask for that's 'kinky', I even had to make a few special potions," she finished, laughing out loud. She then headed towards the curtain, "If you are how I think you are then what you're interested in is in the back, after all, can't really have the dominatrix stuff out front, you know?" she said, with a smirk before indicating for them to follow her.
Logan sighed and wished he could die right then and there. There had to be SOMETHING in this 'magical world' that could end him. As the women followed Gizmo to the back, Logan knew he has two choices, he could either go with them into the 'room of horrors' of the back room, or he could stay where he was in the horrors of the front room. Groaning slightly Logan followed them to the back. A small voice in the back of his head pitched the idea of buying something from the shop to hide in Summer's room for a laugh. No one but the Professor would ever know it was him. That at least got a brief smile out of him for a moment as he made up his mind that a prank was in order.
As they all entered the back room, Laura's voice could be heard asking, "What's that for?" only for both Gizmo and Nym to laugh, loudly while Logan groaned, loudly.
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~With Harry, Hermionie, her parents, Remus, and Griphook~
"Are you sure about this Hermione?" her mother asked suddenly. They had been talking back and forth about how Hermione and her parents should move to America, or at least Canada, so that they would be safer from Voldemort now that he would be on the move more often now.
"HE," Hermione was being mindful of that taboo curse now, hating the fact she can't just say the bastards name like she had been since learning about him. "Will be hunting those with non-magical families, he believes he's cleansing the magical world by killing those without magical ancestry. He also sees Harry as his greatest enemy and, even after the story prints that Harry is leaving England for good, he might still try to go after Harry. That means anyone that's close to him, like myself, are in danger if we stay. Harry's aunt, uncle, and cousin are sort of safe since Harry's told everyone what he's endured under their roof." Hermione then gave a bitter smile, "In fact the only ones that would be a threat to the Dursleys will be those witches and wizards who have become 'die hard' fans of Harry's or those that will be angry that those muggles had a part in chasing off their 'savoir'," Hermione explained. "At least over in America or Canada we'll be out of His reach," Hermione then sighed, "Not to mention, from what I've learned of the school I could go to there, they don't put their students' lives in danger by housing dangerous items, beasts, holding dangerous tournaments, or letting clearly deranged people lead the school..." Hermione trailed off, knowing her parents would remember everything Hogwarts put her through, after all she had told them. Dumbledore hadn't even told her parents when she had been petrified during second year. He told them that she was focusing on her studies and had asked for her mail to be withheld for the time being, Hermione wondered now why that hadn't sent up a red flag in her mind.
Hermione's mother turned to her husband, "A change of scenery might be nice, don't you think dear?" she suggested with a smile, though in her mind she was thinking about everything that her daughter had experienced in the five years she'd attended Hogwarts, if there was a safer place for her daughter to learn magic at then she would gladly take it. "Yes dear, I believe your correct," Hermione's father replied, knowing that his wife wasn't really thinking of scenery when she suggested doing as their daughter wanted.
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~Back at Gizmo's Gadgets~
"Hey, I just realised, I haven't even turned on the store music!" Gizmo said suddenly as she rushed over to a wall and flipped a switch, suddenly loud bass started to shake the shop. "Yeah, love this song!" Gizmo said as she recognised the song that came on. "So do I Gizmo, remember when we use to blare this on that little tape player you had?" Nym added. "Phhh, whatever, that's old news," Gizmo said with a sound as she shot out air from her mouth, "Follow me!" she said as she lead them out to the front of the store as the lyrics of the song started to play.
~Song Start: Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch~
As they walked out into the front of the shop, it was to see someone they never expected to see, well, someone Nym never thought she would see here of all places. It was none other than Minerva McGonagall. "Yo, McG!" Gizmo shouted with a grin. causing the old woman to blush when she saw who had called her, or rather, who was with her. "Here for a new charge runestone, again?" Gizmo asked witha grin, only or the old woman to sigh and nod.
Minerva blushed darkly and thought about simply claiming that she walked into the wrong place before leaving. However she knew the damage was done the moment Nym spotted her. "Yes, I fear so." She said, hoping that Gizmo would, for once in her life not make this out to be a big deal. Though knowing Gizmo this would a very 'painful' visit, even more so with Nym in the room as well.
"Charge runesone?" Laura questioned, not understanding why it would be something that seemed to embarrass the older woman.
Natasha leaned into Laura's ear and whispered. "You remember how we explained what a vibrator does?" When Laura nodded Natasha explained. "Well vibrators need batteries, I would imagine that a charge runestone is the magical version of batteries."
"OH!" Laura exclaimed with a slight blush at the thought of a woman as old as Minerva using something like that.
Hela, on the other hand was doing her best to keep her chuckles in as she looked around some of the wares in the front of the shop. If the magical parts of Midgard were always this amusing she might have to make a habit of visiting them daily.
Gizmo smirked, "You must run the poor thing ragged if you need to come in weekly," Gizmo said, before writing up the purchase, "Enjoy your purchase!" Gizmo said as the song kept playing in the background while Minerva 'McG' McGonagall rushed from the shop with her purchase and a massive blush of embarrassment. Nym on the other hand, was laughing her ass off. "Anyway," Gizmo said, leading Nym over to the counter, "These are the newest thing I could get working, MMMP3s I call them," Gizmo showed off proudly.
"Oh, those are those music players muggles use! You so have to add that to what we're buying!" Nym looked over and the three woman and smiled, "One for each of us!" Nym decided.
Laura turned to Logan and asked, "Do older people really use stuff like this alot?"
"Kid I swear you ask me something like that again and I'll start testing if I truly can't die!" Logan said as he tried to block out the thought of a an elderly woman pleasuring themselves. But, sadly, it just wasn't working.
Natasha shook her head and, to spare Logan anymore unwanted mental images pushed Laura over to the clothing part of the shop. "Why don't we look at some fun little things we could wear for Harry? At least, in the bedroom," Natasha suggested, hearing Logan groan at the thought of Laura dressed in sexy underwear.
"Good thinking Natty! We so have to get some underwear and nightgowns to surprise Harry with!" Nym said with a devilish smirk. "Would be a nice surprise for him to come home to the three of us waiting for him in bed after a long day at work," Nym giggled.
Gizmo smirked, "Well, these aren't MP3s, no, these are Mini Magical Music Players 3's, the first two generations didn't live up to the task, poor buggers," she said, looking down sadly in shame as she jokingly payed homage to the first two generations of her device, "Had to rip out all the wiring and stuff and make custom rune stones, then had to figure out a way to chisel tiny runes on it that would allow it to do the same functions, I was a rune prodigy you remember Nym," she said with a wink, causing Nym to blush, after all, they had had quite a bit of fun with some of the rune schemes that Gizmo had invented with her devious and 'degenerate', curiosity. "These suckers draw in energy from the surrounding environment, both magical and electrical, and they can record songs and play them back, though, haven't figured out how to get them to repeat a particular song over and over if you like one song in particular though..." Gizmo finished sadly.
Nym sighed, "Well, you'll get that figured out soon. After all, you got all this working right," She shrugged.
"That's a little short. I could end up popping out of that one," Laura commented as Natasha held up a bra to her, trying to guess at Laura's size.
Nym giggled, "That's part of the fun for Harry. One right move and the girls slip out to say 'hello!' to our hubby." Nym could only imagine Harry's reaction if that happened. Harry might very well faint from the surprise, and the blood rushing south. "Oh the joys of being Harry's first lovers, getting to see all those cute blushing moments, watching his jaw drop when you step out in a sexy little number, and of course, those adorable moments when he's trying to hide his 'wand' from us!"
"The way you speak Nym, I dare say you planned to corrupt my brother," Hela mused.
Nym smirked, "Well it's his fault for marrying three of the sexiest ladies to ever grace this world. Natty and I clearly know what we are doing, but Harry and Laura, oh they are ripe for teaching all the fun things too."
Logan cast a glare at Nym but didn't say anything. Laura, while not quite a woman yet was also not a child, and it wouldn't do anyone any good to try to treat her like one. But that didn't mean he liked what Nym and Natasha seemed to be suggesting for Laura, or for Harry.
Gizmo smirked, "Has Laura heard this song before?" she asked as she put on another song, stopping the previous one.
~Song end Song start: Nelly Furtado - Maneater (US Version)~
Gizmo then turned as she saw Laura stop to listen to the song while also trying to pay attention to Natasha at the same time. Gizmo smirked, this was a great song, she may not be into guys, but, hey, a great song, was a great song.
"I may have heard it while passing people on the street," Laura said in thought. It was hard to keep track of all the music she's heard when she really hasn't paid too much attention to music in the past. Her eyes widen as Natasha held up a pair of panties. "Why are there holes in that one?"
"Let this day end soon. That's all I'm asking," Logan mumbled with a sigh as he heard Nym explain what the holes were for.
Hela smiled at Logan, "The pains of being a father. While I currently have no children I am sure my father has seen more than his fair share of things like this. Luckily for him, I am self-taught in the ways of pleasure. No thanks to that grandfather of mine." Hela spat the last bit in anger before shaking it off. "You could always wait outside if this is proving too much for you?" She suggested.
"I do that and who knows what she'll come out with," Logan mumbled. "Besides, I still don't trust all of you. Sure she can look after herself, but she's dealing with things that even I know nothing about, then again maybe I did know something about stuff like this once." he finished, not seeing the look of curiosity on Hela's face.
"Out of curiosity, your name wouldn't be the Logan who is also, often times, known as the Wolverine, would you?" Hela asked curiously.
"Yeah, what about it?" Logan asked, happy for the distraction from what Natasha and Nym were holding up to Laura to check for fit.
"There is a hand maiden in my realm who often talked about her 'fuzzy ferocious lover', here on Midgard" Hela spoke with a smirk, "She said he seemed 'ageless' when she was with him, but that he lost his memory as the next time she met him, was after their child had been born and they were passing in the street, didn't even recognise her, it broke her heart," Hela finished looking at him with a curious look.
Logan frowned at this, but did he really want to tell her that the two details about that hand maiden's husband matched him? Then again his search for his past hadn't gotten very far, even the Professor hadn't been able to tell him much, though that could've been by choice on his part. Giving a mental 'fuck it' Logan decided he had little to lose, "I lost my memories a long time ago, and from what I've been told no one has been able to figure out how old I really am. I could be over a hundred and I wouldn't know," He shrugged, his mind then turned over the bit about the child. Could he really have a family out there he doesn't know about?
"There is a way to find out, you know?" Hela said with a genuine smile now, hoping to give him some rest from his demons.
"How?" Logan was a little unsure about this, after all he's had enough people going through his head and messing with things in there. If she suggested something like that he would make it VERY clear he wasn't interested.
Hela smirked, "The Goblins of Midgard have potions that can reveal a person's family ancestry and history, along with any marriages or children they might have," she replied, seeing his hopeful look, she added, "Just be respectful, they may be bankers, but they are warriors first and foremost, and despite the connotations of the name, Goblins of Midgard are quite honorable, just ornery, when you're not a friend of theirs that is," she said, "Just some food for your thoughts and some hope in the darkness of uncertainty," she finished as she went off to see what her new sister in laws were up to.
A potion that can reveal a person's ancestry along with current family? That would be very useful for finding some parts of his past, and now that he had the thought of a possible child of his being out there, well he would have to try to get the group back to that bank so he can ask about this. The sooner he has that, the better he can continue his search. Turning back to the women however Logan realized that it would be some time before he could pull them away from this shop.
Gizmo, seeing the way Logan acted like a father to Laura decided to play a prank and also help influence the girl that was clearly confused about her own personality. "Hey, Laura," Gizmo began, "Have you ever heard of the band Three Days Grace?" she asked curiously.
Laura shook her head, "No, are they good?" She asked carefully.
"Are they good?" Gizmo repeated questioningly, and smirked, "Here, let me put on a song that I use to listen to all the time when I was at home with my parents trying to mold me into their 'perfect little girl'," she said as she put in an old, beat up cd into the music player that she had magical crafted to play cd's.
~Song end, song Start: Three Days Grace - Just Like You~
Gizmo looked at Nym and started to see her smirking, having figured out what Gizmo was doing, Natasha rolling her eyes, and Hela smiling. "What do you think, it's a song about people trying to mold others into their 'perfect image', and how those listening, should fight against that, after all, everyone is different, and they should embrace those differences!" Gizmo said, old memories clearly influencing her words.
Laura couldn't help a small smile at how Gizmo described the song. 'Embrace those differences' the same could be said about mutants. Maybe she should get into music more. She'd get Nym to show her more music later.
Logan felt a headache coming on. Partly due to the loudness of the music to his enhanced hearing and partly because he knew that Laura would soon be the typical rebel teen that countless other kids became at her age normally. He didn't know if that was in any way a good thing or not.
~Song End~
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"I will meet with Narcissa after I have taken one of my wives to Saint Mungos to be healed of something that was done to her years ago," Harry told Griphook, "Would you be willing to set up a board room for me, and make sure they aren't allowed wands, I won't take any chances," Harry asked Griphook.
Griphook gave a smile at that, "I will be sure they surrender their wands before entering the board room and that they understand that they will have to wait however long it takes for your business elsewhere to be concluded, without telling them just what you are doing that is." Griphook then turned and set to work both making sure the Malfoys were waiting, wandless in the board room for Harry as well as got back to work on Harry's accounts as well as the transfer to the American branch.
"Thank you Griphook, now to find my wives and father in law," he said with a groan as he left the office.
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~Four hours later, Gringrotts, after the trip to Gringrotts~
Natasha sighed, the new muscles inside her nethers were itching like crazy, but she had been told to resist the urge to scratch or even to 'relieve' herself of the itch by using anything for at least twenty four hours, while magic potions had fixed the damage done to her by the Red Room, it would still take time to 'settle down', as such, she was also warned from having sexual intercourse for forty eight hours. Nym however, was taking the micky out of her by making all sorts of crass jokes, needless to say, they had stopped being funny after the first fifteen minutes. Laura on the other hand, was enjoying her new music device. Laura had also bought quite a bit from Gizmo's, and while embarrassed about it, she had bought a Personal Model alongside Nym and Natasha.
Logan was off dealing with the Goblins, with help from Hela, something about finding out about his past.
Harry, meanwhile, was dealing with Narcissa, Natasha, Nym, and Laura were behind him. "Miss Narcissa Black," Harry saw how Narcissa went to correct him before stopping herself, remembering that her marriage was no more and thus she was once more a Black, "Let me begin by saying, no, I will not restore your marriage, and that I believe my late godfather annulled it for your own good, something I agree with, even if you can't see why yourself." Harry could see the pure hatred coming off Draco but noticed he was biting his tongue. Something that Harry didn't know he could do. "Now that that's out of the way, I would like to hear WHY you think, after all that I've seen and heard your son do in the last five years I've known him, should I not have him removed from the Black family? I have seen him misuse his position at school, lie, steal, threaten, and he has even openly used the term Mudblood in front of a large number of people in public. Those are just the things I can recall off the top of my head as well as know about. So please, enlighten me, why he should stay?"
Narcissa turned to look at Draco with an annoyed looked, she hadn't known about some of what Harry had just told her. "You stole?" She questioned him.
Draco frowned and shook his head, Harry however stepped in. "I take it then that you don't remember our first flying class back in first year? You found Neville's Remembrall and flew off on your broom, claiming you were going to leave it some place for him to find, like the roof." Draco glared at Harry at that. "Oh, that," He almost spat but managed to resist the urge to.
Narcissa sighed, clearly this was going to be harder then she had initially thought. "My son has spent most of his life around his father's friends and associates, I fear they had a bad influence upon him," She began.
Harry nodded, "That is what happens when you let a child be around Death Eaters and Pureblood supremacist," He commented but signalled for her to continue.
"If you were to give him a chance, I believe that, so long as he stays away from those that his father exposed him to he might change for the better," Narcissa suggested. "He is still young after all. Why, look at yourself. You have changed much since the end of last term from what I understand and have seen."
"Yeah that's because his whole world was ripped away and shown to be nothing more then the manipulations of an old goat," Nym pointed out. "I hardly think your kid is going to go through that!" Nym snorted derisively.
Natasha leaned into Harry, "While Nym does make a point perhaps there is a way to give him a shock to the system that could spark a change," She whispered, "If she asks what she must do to prove her son worthy, maybe they too should leave this country."
"That sounds like a brilliant idea dear," Harry replied and smiled turning to Narcissa, "You want to prove that your son can change?" he said, the grin never leaving his face, "Then you can move to America with me, that way he will be FAR away from any of those Death Eating scum, and should I catch him contacting ANYONE with even the faintest HINT of connection to Death Eaters, I will personally kick his arse out of the family, am I clear?" Harry said, trying his best to act like a propper Lord Black, at least in his mind.
"Move to America!? You're mad if you think I'll-" Draco started to shout before his mother cut in.
"Understood, however I fear we have no homes in America we might stay in and we have so little time to gather our things from our current home before we move." Narcissa said, ignoring the look of shock and anger on Draco's face. "Might we ask for permission to remain in your home in America until we might find one for ourselves?"
"You can't be serious!" Draco shouted.
"That is enough Draco. I find myself in agreement with Lord Potter, and as head of the Black family his word is law. If he wishes for us to follow him to America then we shall," Narcissa scolded him.
Harry sighed, "You may, however, there are secrets, FAMILY secrets, Miss Black," Harry stated meaningfully, Sirius had made sure that Harry understood, if a Lord Black issued something a family secret, and when someone BROKE that secret, they would be kicked out of the family, and 'punished severely'. Harry gave a meaningful look to Narcissa as he waited for her response, and, more importantly, Draco's reaction.
There we so many things that Draco wanted to say to Harry right now. So many more he wanted to do to him. Draco was pretty sure his palms were bleeding now thanks to how tightly he was balling his fist in both an attempt not to say anything to hurt his mother's chances as well as readying them in case he decides to just punch the git in the face, consequences be damned!
Narcissa set a hand on Draco's wrist and nodded to Harry. "We will be sure to keep anything we see or hear to ourselves. We shall not break it," Narcissa said with a meaningful glance to Draco.
Draco shut his eyes and counted to ten. "I won't breathe a word," He grumbled through gritted teeth. He really did hate this, but what choice did he have if his mother was going along with it. Clearly there was no other way. Well, there was always the streets but there was no way he was going to willingly pick that, even if he does have to suck up to Potter, he'd tough this out, for his mother at least.
"How long until you want us in America? I know Sirius gave us a week to gather our things but I would like to know what your time limit for our arrival in America will be," Narcissa wanted this information so that she could not only pack, but also transfer her account and file for citizenship with MACUSA.
"Two weeks, tops," Harry replied, "Oh, and Draco, it's not your mother's place in the family that's on the line, it's yours!" Harry said as he then turned to his wives, "This meeting is over, let's go my dears," he said as they all got up and left.
Draco waited until Harry and his wives were gone, the door shut before he stood up and threw his chair. "I can't believe we have to go along with that smug git's demands just because that bastard couldn't make me the head of the family!" He shouted before slamming his fist into the table.
The sound of Narcissa's hand slamming down on the table made Draco jump, but the withering glare she sent him made him cower in fear. "That is enough Draco! You may not like this but this is how things are! You will not help yourself by complaining about nor by calling him names!" Narcissa shouted before she then stood up and straightened her dress. "We WILL be living under Lord Potter's roof, we WILL be respectful towards him and his family, and we WILL NOT cause any trouble, am I clear?!" She growled.
Draco gulped and nodded. He hadn't seen his mother this upset with him since he took his father's best broom for a joy ride back when he was seven years old.
"Now then, we have to go pack up our home. I want YOU to help with this since I have to file for a transfer of our accounts as well as for citizenship with MACUSA." Narcissa then narrowed her eyes at him. "And if you do not help, anything of yours that isn't packed within a week gets left behind." She then headed for the door, a part of her wondering if she might get lucky enough to bump into that Burly man that she had seen at the will reading.
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~Meanwhile, somewhere in the middle of nowhere in the English Countryside surrounded by forest trees and dark and shadowed paths~
The plan was set, the trap had been sprung, and now, a group of Death Eaters led by none other than Bellatrix Lestrange had been captured for foolishly expecting to be ambushing a group of brave English wizards, when, suddenly, they had found themselves under fire from stunners and other combat oriented spells. The result had been out of a total of nine death eaters including Bellatrix, four had died and met their end, unaware that they would end up in Hela's realm due to her connections to the Wizarding World through her father's ancient ties, and the rituals ancient wizards had performed that effected future generations. Of the group of nine, another three had been injured, and the last two had been stunned before they could teleport out. Bellatrix herself had been hit by an Incarcerous from behind while dueling one of the Aurors. As she watched the Aurors walk up, she screeched in anger as she was unable to resist the bindings on her. "You're lucky that the Minister wants you brought in ALIVE, bitch," one of the female aurors said angrily.
'Fuck,' Bellatrix thought, 'I can't believe I've been captured, Amelia Bones is smarter the Pius told us,' were Bellatrix's thoughts as she was hit by an over powered stunner that would give her a killer headache when she woke up.
The Aurors grinned, "Not sure why Minister Bones wants her alive, but, orders are orders," the female Auror who had spoken before said to the others.
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AN: And thats a wrap folks, you should know us by now, evil cliffy and all that! lol Now before I give the 'mic' to Oracle, I just want to say, this is an M rated story, as mentioned above, we decided to get this chapter out as we never knew when the landlord of Oracle's place was going to give notice exactly, so, we decided, why not use that time to plan and come up with, and make this chapter, so, we hope you enjoyed, and now, your favorite fortune teller!
Oracle: Fortune teller? Last I checked I had yet to be right lol. But yeah, we uppered the mature-ness of this chapter, partly to show those of you who are asking about Lemons/sex/Intense Romance that we are going to head towards it. But like we said repeatedly back when everyone was asking about it, it will take time so that Harry isn't just some dick fucking a bunch of hoes. While there might, MIGHT be some moments much later on in the story when they have sex just cause they can, we are planning to have some actual LOVE making, which can only happen once Harry and the girls are close enough to be at that point. Marriage isn't just about fucking after all. Also, Natasha can now get pregnant! YAY! But that doesn't mean she's going to rush to do that. After all, although she doesn't know how soon the Avengers will be needed, she's also going to take the time to truly build her bond with the family. So much else happened in this story. Dumbles has been arrested by the Goblins, Draco and his mother are moving to America with Harry, Narcissa has it bad for Logan (she needs it bad lol), Hermione and her family are also moving to America, and Bellatrix has been caught thanks to Harry's suggestion about using the tabbo curse against Voldy (for real though why did no one think about this in canon? It's so simple yet it exploits a weakness the idiot gave himself/the Death Eaters!). So much done in one chapter. And there's still so much more to come lol. We hope all you lovely readers enjoyed this chapter, be sure to leave your thoughts regarding what you've read in the reviews/comments, don't be afraid to ask questions, and we will see all of you next time!
Oh, and if I, Ogremen, missed any of the little buggers known as gramatical errors and misspelt words, then sorry, my one shoulder was killing me during most of it =w
AND NOW, FOR REVIEW RESPONSES, YAY! lol
First those on FF
First up: Greer123, the press confeence served multiple purposes, as a result, it needed to happen, not just for the fact that the people of magical Britian need to be made aware, their scapegoat hero is not going to be there anymore for them.
To Hipnyah, from Ogremen: I think I know the story your talking about, then again, I might not, but, just to be clear, is it a Harry Potter and Star Wars cross over called: I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For; by kathryn518? If so, then I agree, it is a great story, lol, full of laughs and innuendo, lol
To TimothyB, most takes of the challenge this story is based on are all about the sex and less about the story, its like the story is an excuse for the romance, we wanted to flip that expection on its head, and make it more about the story! Right Oracle?
Oracle: It a shame that so many people take up an idea like this purly for the sex. Our take however is going to focus on bonds, family bonds, relationship bonds, friendship bonds. We want this to actually be a story, not some smut you read for a quicky. To those of you that got what I meant by quicky, I'm not sure that's something to be proud of lol jk.
To frankieu, sadly, we left out the press confernce for a reason, it allows for flashbacks that give greater insight into it for the story at crucial points. Oracle: Also the press conference would take so long if we did it all in one go. Harry would be going over the events of his life from as far back as he remembers and has been told of right up to where he is now, with some details left out so no one knows about Sirius being alive still that is.
To , you have to wait to see if your right, but, we will say NOTHING about wheher you are or not :P Molly will be a very SMALL part of the plot if we can agree on her role in the future, lol As for Narcissa, I BELIEVE our reasoning for it was that, she deserves some more light in her life after dealing with a 'woman controlling arsehole' like Lucius who probably doesn't even give her the attention she deserves. Oracle: And let's face it most women when they see Logan walk into a room want him to tap his ass lol. But for real, imagine what he could do to straighten out a certain someone with a stick up his ass.
To DeathCrawler, whenever isn't someone involved with Dumbledore and Howarts not a problem for Harry? lol XD
To kossboss, your review made us proud, after all, we are trying to distance ourselves from other people who have taken on the challenge in the past, at leaast in respects to the sex/lemons/intense romance.
To CyrusDiamon, your review made us smile, and happy, thank you for reviewing :)
To Nysk, Harry doesn't want anything to do with Molly, but, he may not get a choice, as is often the case, lol We will have to see what happens right? Also, as stated above, we ain't revealing who was in the previous chapter that got released :P As for Dumbledore, he lost most of his power, as such, he will now be a minor nuisance at best.
To Tzapporah, we will neither confirm, nor deny the identity of the man, all we will say is he is crazy evil, lol Draco will be getting an attitude adjustment, after all, Draco's view of the world is one that is dying, lol As for Molly, well, you have heard of the expression, "Anything for my Little Princess!" right? That is more or less how she viewed Ginny. Oracle: Now in regards to Molly's level of skill with that potion, Molly knows how to brew it from personal use. Yes, she loved Arthur so much that she pretty much drugged him for a while. Then she lowered the dose over the years after marriage and by the end of it he actually believed he had loved her the whole time It's sad but that's what happened, least he's free now. We may cover this is a future chapter if need arises.
To SSSra, yeah, well, you got your wish since we had time :P
To , we are trying to confuse our fans and keep them guessing as to the identity of the man, after all, its no fun when you have all the answers, is it? :(
To Althalus57, we won't confirm or deny the idenity of the man who was freed last chapter! lol As for Logan's relation to Hermionie, well, your KINDA right, lol, though, you might be missing a 'Great' or two me thinks, lol Molly was way to obvious about getting attention when it came to her first meeting with Harry in canon, hence why, I, Ogremen, always saw through her and felt something was 'off' about her and her fixation on treating Harry like her child. Only Sirius could get away with jokes in a will, lol and one last laugh! lol Oracle: While there may be some truth to Ogremen's thoughts on Molly, I myself see her as caring but not all that bright on many fronts. After all a MOTHER like her, who clearly worries enough about her kids to practicly know when something wrong is happening involving them should have see the signs of what Harry was going through during the whole time she'd known Harry. Hell, how many times did he stay with them and she didn't see how skinny he was an go 'that's not healthy for a boy'? She's someone who wants the best for her family, and for those close but isn't smart enough to know how to get it or even to see when she's being used. But that's my thoughts. Everyone's free to think what they want on her.
To Uber Ghidorah, they will, just give it time, lol
To XtremeJump, I sorry if this comes off as rude, but, me and Oracle, we will NEVER, EVER, EVER have Sif be in romantic relationship with anyone! Sif of Asgard HATES Midgard, she loves Thor, and as far as we're concerned, she needs some serious wake up calls, UNFORTUNITLY, Odin won't allow for something like that to happen to one of his greatest warriors unless she committed a heinous crime against Asgard itself, which she is going to do in Loki's Family, but in this story, we have to think of another way to get rid of her, after all, you really want someone who looks down on heroes of Midgard, to marry Thor, who is a champion for Midgard's protection on Asgard. Oracle: And since there are a lot of people who complain about the bashing of certain characters, as well as the fact that we do bash Sif ALOT (note that is me admitting we over do it) we will try to get her out of the way fast and, like we plan with Dumbles have Sif only be a pest that pops up to annoy for a bit before disappearing for a long time. We do not feel that Sif is a good character, in the moives and games we've seen her in she appears to think to highly of herself and is quick to blame people. One example I shall give (I'll try not to rant) is in Thor, after Loki admits that he loves Thor like everyone else but that Thor's actions were wrong and then he leaves Sif respones to that by saying 'Loki may talk about love but he's always been jealous of Thor' Loki had in that scene admitted to having tried to protect THEM by sending a guard to alert Odin to what they were doing, and yet he was being blamed by her for the actions Thor took that got him banished. That is my example. Read into it what you will.
And now, for those on AO3:
To: demonkingzaine, Alright, alright. Clearly you have more knowledge then we do. But let's remember that this does take place in an AU universe and thus not everything is as it normally is. Yes this doesn't excuse some things, but please cut us a little slack here. We are pulling from many different pools of information regarding each character as well as changing certain things to fit with what we have planned. This is a tricky slope we've put ourselves on and thus you can't expect 'perfection' nor for some things to match canon. Now we've not really said much on what Laura's back story is in this, if it's canon or not. At best we've hinted at some of the things in her past while not confriming or denying anything. So until we get around to Harry hearing Laura's past please do not assume anything regarding the characters. There are some days when we hear people bring up something like this and we just have to step back and go 'nope, cannot write today cause of this'. We don't want to delay chapters any longer then we can help it. While yes, we ask for thoughts and feelings, we get fusrated when things that are canon get thrown at us regarding a story that is anything but canon.
Thank you though for your recommendation. We may look into it when we have time.
To AriadneVenegas, Looks like you got your wish with Hermione. Her parents are in agreement with her, after all that school has put their only daughter's life on the line WAY too much. Harry will get to know his girls better, and they will get to know, not only him but also each other. After all they've already started to bond over 'toys' and other fun things. That has to be a good start lol. While the Xmen are different in the comics I, Oracle, have more experience with the movies/cartoons/games then the comics. In fact I think the only comic that was Xmen that I've really read was a Wolverine one where the team just made a cameo in a van. So I wouldn't really know. But everyone's thoughts/feelings regarding characters is different, so it's hard to say what character's personality is the 'true one' as everyone has their own thoughts on the matter. But as they say, to each their own.
