Regina: My little pony, my little pony, ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh my little pony! I used to wonder what friendship could be, until you all shared its magic with me! Big adventure, tons of fun!
Snow: What the fridge?
Regina: It's My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. The theme song, I mean.
Snow: OMG! I just spit out my coffee!
Snow: Wait, since we're both technically villains, are you INTENTIONALLY trying to be nice to me? OMG! Does that mean you TRIED TO MAKE ME LAUGH?!
Regina: I don't need the snarky attitude, Miss Blanchard.
Snow: Yep, that's what I thought.
Regina: Why is it you have a vendetta against quality children's television shows anyway?
Regina: Besides, it's better than Buffy The Vampire Slayer, anyway.
Snow: HOW DARE YOU INSULT BUFFY! I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY DIAMOND SWORD!
Regina: Who the FAQ thought that diamond was a good material to make swords with, anyway?
Snow: NOTCH DID, THAT'S WHO!
Regina: WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?!
Snow: I DON'T KNOW! WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?
Snow: ...anyway.
Snow: What's My Little Pony?
Regina: The best show ever. It consists of talking ponies. I love that show so much, you could consider me a "Pegasister".
Snow: LMCO!
Regina: LMCO?
Snow: Laughing my cat off.
Regina: Ok... You know, I thought your slave army of animals mainly consisted of bluebirds and all.
Snow: Eww. No way. Don't you realize that they would crap all over the place?
Regina: Good point.
Snow: Anyway...
Regina: What?
Snow: Umm...
Snow: How did you happen across My Little Pony, anyway?
Regina: How do you think? Henry was watching it, and I was cooking. I heard it from where I was standing, so I went over and watched an episode. Ever since then, I've been an avid fan.
Snow: Thank you for telling me your life story. -_-
Regina: Much obliged, Miss Blanchard.
Snow: Don't call me Miss Blanchard!
Snow: It makes me feel like I'm an old grandma!
Regina: ...
Snow: Bad word choice.
Emma: Neal?
Neal: what
Emma: I knew u were trouble when u walked in
Neal: wth
Emma: so shame on me that i flew me to places ive never been
Neal: what? dude... that doesnt even make sense. i didnt walk in, u did, remember? you know, you stole the stolen car thing. i was already sitting in the backseat when you came in. and u didnt even really walk in.
Emma: shut up! i'm trying to sass u.
Neal: Um... ok
Emma: a new notch in ur belt is all i'll ever be
Snow: NOTCH!
Emma: Mom? what the FAQ?! im trying to sass neal!
Snow: Sorry, sweetie. ;-)
Neal: what
Neal: OMG! Snow White is ur mom?!
Emma: maybe
Neal: well, if she is, she's hostile. she chased after me with a blue machine gun.
Snow: You mean a diamond machine gun.
Emma: does it matter?!
Snow: Yes. A lot.
Emma: I thought villains used good grammer... why did u talk in fragment sentences?
Snow: It's spelled grammar. R, sweetie.
Emma: O K, W
Snow: Bye! Off to go kill zombie pigmen. ;-)
Neal: why the frig does Snow White play minecraft?!
Emma: not talking 2 u
Emma: btw
Neal: What
Emma: who do u think u r
Neal: wth
Emma: Running round leaving scars, collecting ur jar of hearts
Neal: MAKE IT STOP!
Regina: Brohoof. /)
Charming: Brohoof. (\
Emma: what the hell is this brohoof I keep on hearing about?
Charming: OMG! u dont know what a brohoof is?!
Regina: Are you retarded or something? A brohoof is a high-five, only in My Little Pony style.
Emma: whats my little pony
Charming: THE BEST SHOW EVER. PERIOD
Emma: I just luv how u didnt use an actual period after "PERIOD"
Regina: Can we quit talking about periods?
Emma: OMG! waffles
Henry: what does waffles mean?
Regina: That's what she-
Emma: NO! DON'T!
Regina: I was just kidding. Why do you think I would put the little '-' at the end?
Henry: what does waffles mean?!
Emma: close ur eyes, henry, put the phone down, and step away from the device.
Henry: fdshkwebvfilubeiubwiubwelweibr
Emma: HENRY!
Emma: OMG!
Emma: RU OK?!
Henry: um... ya. I accidentally stepped on ruby's phone, tho
Emma: seriously?
Henry: then y did u tell me to close my eyes?!
Emma: -_-
Regina: You're so grounded.
Henry: Too bad! you arent my mom!
Charming: Umm... not to sound odd or anything
Charming: but i cant help but notice
Charming: that henry is kind of a jerk
Charming: I mean, regina DID raise him from birth... y'know
Emma: Nobody cares!
Emma: anyway, y r u even siding with her?
Charming: I wasn't siding with her.
Regina: ...
Henry: I HEARD THAT!
Snow: What's happening here?
Regina: Get lost, Miss Blanchard.
Snow: STOP CALLING ME THAT!
