Regina: My little pony, my little pony, ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh my little pony! I used to wonder what friendship could be, until you all shared its magic with me! Big adventure, tons of fun!

Snow: What the fridge?

Regina: It's My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. The theme song, I mean.

Snow: OMG! I just spit out my coffee!

Snow: Wait, since we're both technically villains, are you INTENTIONALLY trying to be nice to me? OMG! Does that mean you TRIED TO MAKE ME LAUGH?!

Regina: I don't need the snarky attitude, Miss Blanchard.

Snow: Yep, that's what I thought.

Regina: Why is it you have a vendetta against quality children's television shows anyway?

Regina: Besides, it's better than Buffy The Vampire Slayer, anyway.

Snow: HOW DARE YOU INSULT BUFFY! I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY DIAMOND SWORD!

Regina: Who the FAQ thought that diamond was a good material to make swords with, anyway?

Snow: NOTCH DID, THAT'S WHO!

Regina: WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?!

Snow: I DON'T KNOW! WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

Snow: ...anyway.

Snow: What's My Little Pony?

Regina: The best show ever. It consists of talking ponies. I love that show so much, you could consider me a "Pegasister".

Snow: LMCO!

Regina: LMCO?

Snow: Laughing my cat off.

Regina: Ok... You know, I thought your slave army of animals mainly consisted of bluebirds and all.

Snow: Eww. No way. Don't you realize that they would crap all over the place?

Regina: Good point.

Snow: Anyway...

Regina: What?

Snow: Umm...

Snow: How did you happen across My Little Pony, anyway?

Regina: How do you think? Henry was watching it, and I was cooking. I heard it from where I was standing, so I went over and watched an episode. Ever since then, I've been an avid fan.

Snow: Thank you for telling me your life story. -_-

Regina: Much obliged, Miss Blanchard.

Snow: Don't call me Miss Blanchard!

Snow: It makes me feel like I'm an old grandma!

Regina: ...

Snow: Bad word choice.


Emma: Neal?

Neal: what

Emma: I knew u were trouble when u walked in

Neal: wth

Emma: so shame on me that i flew me to places ive never been

Neal: what? dude... that doesnt even make sense. i didnt walk in, u did, remember? you know, you stole the stolen car thing. i was already sitting in the backseat when you came in. and u didnt even really walk in.

Emma: shut up! i'm trying to sass u.

Neal: Um... ok

Emma: a new notch in ur belt is all i'll ever be

Snow: NOTCH!

Emma: Mom? what the FAQ?! im trying to sass neal!

Snow: Sorry, sweetie. ;-)

Neal: what

Neal: OMG! Snow White is ur mom?!

Emma: maybe

Neal: well, if she is, she's hostile. she chased after me with a blue machine gun.

Snow: You mean a diamond machine gun.

Emma: does it matter?!

Snow: Yes. A lot.

Emma: I thought villains used good grammer... why did u talk in fragment sentences?

Snow: It's spelled grammar. R, sweetie.

Emma: O K, W

Snow: Bye! Off to go kill zombie pigmen. ;-)

Neal: why the frig does Snow White play minecraft?!

Emma: not talking 2 u

Emma: btw

Neal: What

Emma: who do u think u r

Neal: wth

Emma: Running round leaving scars, collecting ur jar of hearts

Neal: MAKE IT STOP!


Regina: Brohoof. /)

Charming: Brohoof. (\

Emma: what the hell is this brohoof I keep on hearing about?

Charming: OMG! u dont know what a brohoof is?!

Regina: Are you retarded or something? A brohoof is a high-five, only in My Little Pony style.

Emma: whats my little pony

Charming: THE BEST SHOW EVER. PERIOD

Emma: I just luv how u didnt use an actual period after "PERIOD"

Regina: Can we quit talking about periods?

Emma: OMG! waffles

Henry: what does waffles mean?

Regina: That's what she-

Emma: NO! DON'T!

Regina: I was just kidding. Why do you think I would put the little '-' at the end?

Henry: what does waffles mean?!

Emma: close ur eyes, henry, put the phone down, and step away from the device.

Henry: fdshkwebvfilubeiubwiubwelweibr

Emma: HENRY!

Emma: OMG!

Emma: RU OK?!

Henry: um... ya. I accidentally stepped on ruby's phone, tho

Emma: seriously?

Henry: then y did u tell me to close my eyes?!

Emma: -_-

Regina: You're so grounded.

Henry: Too bad! you arent my mom!

Charming: Umm... not to sound odd or anything

Charming: but i cant help but notice

Charming: that henry is kind of a jerk

Charming: I mean, regina DID raise him from birth... y'know

Emma: Nobody cares!

Emma: anyway, y r u even siding with her?

Charming: I wasn't siding with her.

Regina: ...

Henry: I HEARD THAT!

Snow: What's happening here?

Regina: Get lost, Miss Blanchard.

Snow: STOP CALLING ME THAT!