A note from ME! Right, this is my first update for… 3 weeks and a day. Whoops…
Well, its here!
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
Chapter 7
Curioser and Curioser…
Perry stared at his ex-wife with a mixture of shock, fear, nervousness and something bordering on rage.
"Wha… What are you doing here?" He said through gritted teeth. Jordan smiled suspiciously brightly.
"Oh,
don't worry, Perry. I'm not here to take your boy toy away from
you."
"Then… WHY are you here?" Perry asked, incredulous.
Jordan rolled her eyes and sighed.
"You've got to look after Jack. I TOLD you that I was going to that spa tomorrow, but did you listen? Noooo, you decided to run off and proclaim your true love to DJ."
Doctor Cox held up a hand, his brow knitting together in confusion.
"How… how did you know I was here?" He asked, confused. He had made sure he hadn't told the She-Devil ANYTHING about where he was going… he hadn't even told her he was going in the first place…
Jordan shrugged shamelessly.
"I got a bit of help..."
"Hey,
Coxter!"
"Doc…Doctor Cox" Cried out two familiar voices,
and Perry whipped round.
"What the hell…?"
Keith and the Todd stood at the end of the hallway, waving. Perry raised an eyebrow, and turned back to Jordan, incredulous.
"Perv guy knew where DJ lived, and knew that you had gone there, and Sticks ex had a car, which he wouldn't let Perv use."
"You… you have a car…" Perry stared at Jordan.
"Yeah, but he was offering to save me petrol money, and I didn't want to be alone in the car while I had Jack with Perv."
"Honest to God, I don't know what to say…"
"You can give me the keys to DJ's apartment so I can get in."
Wordlessly, Perry held out the keys, which Jordan took happily and headed down the hall, waving the Todd and Keith along with her.
"Hey Perry." JD said without turning round. Perry opened and closed his mouth several times, before deciding to shut it. Reaching around his young lover, he turned JD round, snatched the chart out of his hands, and pulled him into a deep, passionate kiss, his arms circling JD until stopping to clench his butt. JD moaned deeply into the kiss, and reluctantly, Perry pulled away.
"The She-Devil is in your apartment with Lurch, the Todd and the Dudemeister…" Perry mumbled against JD's lips, and then leaned in for another kiss before JD could register what he had just said. Unfortunately, JD had got a lot quicker – both physically and mentally – in the past few months, and JD pulled back.
"What!"
"Um… are you mad?"
Can't believe I'm actually scared of Newbie…
"Yes, I'm-"
"Um, Doctor Dorian?"
A voice all too familiar cut over JD, and they both turned round to face Jack.
"What Newbie?" JD snapped, causing Perry to wince slightly at the nickname.
"I was wondering if um… if you wanted to maybe catch a drink later and…"
Jack trailed off when JD and Perry simultaneously flicked their noses and crossed their arms.
"Now you listen here"
"Newbie, you can't just go around interrupting"
"People
for a stupid little reason like that."
"I KNOW that you happen
to adore Cecelia to the brink of love, but"
"I'm just not available."
"So you have till the count of ten to"
"Come up with a real reason for you being here or"
"Go away."
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
Jack ran away as fast as he could, leaving a stunned crowd staring at JD and Perry. (Well, wouldn't you stare?)
"Anyway, you let the Todd and Janitor in my apartment?"
"Um… well, I didn't let them in personally…"
"You're sleeping on the couch tonight."
That might be why I'm afraid of him…
"Sorry?"
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got lives to save."
"I'll… I'll just wait here till your shift ends then…"
Perry sighed.
Well, that was screwed up… At least he doesn't know that his apartments currently light pink…
"Well, you screwed up on that, didn't you?" Crowed a gloating voice. Perry turned to see a woman about JD's age, in pink scrubs with shoulder length hair dyed a sickly blond and too much lipstick.
"Um…
Who are you?"
Wasn't she the girl
eyeing up Newbie earlier on? I should keep an eye on her…
Oh god, I sound like an overly-protective boyfriend…
Wait a minute; I am an overly-protective Boyfriend…
"I'm Louise. Doctor Dorian probably mentioned me." She said, brimming with confidence.
"Uh… No. He didn't."
"Oh… Anyway, what kind of boyfriend are you, letting John go back to his old hospital? It seems to me you can't really care for him that much if you're letting him do that…" Perry flicked his nose and crossed his arms.
"Now you listen here, and you listen well, missy, because I am Nawt in the mood to repeat myself, and I re-Heally advise you not to anger me anymore. You see, I do care for Newbie, I do, I can't seem to NOT care about him. But the fact remains, and I'm sure that you'll agree this is quite a shocker, that he is a BIG boy now. I would question the whole "Boy" Thing as well, had I not seen prove of it last night. But the fact remains that he doesn't need a primped up hussy to make his decisions for him. In fact, he gets QUITE enough of that at Sacred Heart, what with Barbie nagging at his ear all the time. And I KNOW you wouldn't understand that, so maybe you should join us tonight and see what Juno's life is REALLY like."
Wait a minute; did I just invite her to come out with us tonight? Ah well, she won't say yes…
"Alright, I will."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Okay, you can't back down…
"Fine."
"Fine."
With that, they flounced away.
I am so dead…
Perry and JD sat wordlessly in the car. When JD had finally ended his shift, he had seemed to have pretty much forgiven Perry – That is, if the kiss had been anything to go by… Perry was still pretty turned on by that, and that had been ten minutes ago – and so Perry had thought it wise to tell JD that Louise was coming with them to the pub while he was still in a forgiving mood.
It hadn't gone down well.
Perry, growing sick of the silence, turned off the road until they reached a spot where no cars went past. JD frowned slightly, but still didn't speak.
"JD, look. I know I screwed up, and I shouldn't have invited Luanne-"
"Louise."
"Whatever
– without your permission. But I promise, it was a mistake. I'm
sorry." He paused, and then said hesitantly:
"I love you…"
Without warning, JD reached across and pulled the older Doctor across into a deep kiss, tongue flicking into his mouth. Perry responded eagerly, fighting for dominance over the kiss as one hand tangled itself in JD's hair and the other clenched the perfect butt he was so fond of, letting JD sit on his hand. He was just about to push JD backwards to lie down on the car seats when JD stopped him, pushing him back slightly.
"We should get back…" He mumbled against Perry's lips. Perry groaned, causing JD to laugh. Gently, they disentangled themselves, and Perry started up the engine again.
JD pulled his coat closer around him, glad for the warmth it supplied.
"Louise, how long does it take to find a flipping coat…?" He muttered, watching with interest as little puffs of water vapour floated in front of his face. He peered at the waiting cars at the end of the drive again, just as Perry got sick of waiting and pressed down on the horn. The shrill noise echoed through the air, and JD winced when it didn't let up. He looked at the three cars they were bringing, and realised with a growing dread that Louise would be in the car with him and Perry, seeing as they had brought three four-seaters: Keith, Todd, Janitor and Jordan – she had dumped Jack on one of JD's more unfortunate neighbours who had said they'd 'be delighted to look after such a little angel' – were in Keith's car. Turk, Carla, Elliot and Dan were in Turks car, which left JD, Perry and now Louise in Perry's car. It wasn't that JD didn't like Louise; it was just that, after hearing what happened when Perry and Louise first met, he didn't think the car ride was going to be fun…
He was right. JD leant his head against the window as Louise and Perry started the 5th argument in the space of 15 minutes.
I need a way to shut them up…
JD leans over and gives Perry the snog of his life, who lets go of the steering wheel to hold JD closer to him. Louise goes bright red, and shuts up for the rest of the evening.
Better not… Don't want to crash…
JD leans back and gives Louise the-
No. No, No, No and No.
JD tapes both of their mouths shut, and ties them up, sitting in the driver's seat instead of Perry.
That might work…
"And
another thing, even without all the money and flashy cars and
apartment, Jane will probably be better off at home with me anyway!
At least he doesn't act like a heartless monster like most doctors
at home!"
"How can he be better off with someone who calls him
girl's names?"
"Um… guys, I am still here, you know…"
They both shut up.
JD breathed a sigh of relief when they got to the pub, and quickly opened the door to get out of the car. He opened the door for Louise, receiving a sort of half-glare from Perry which he wasn't sure if it was for him or Louise, and grinned when Turk pulled up next to them and got out the car. Eagerly, he joined him as they walked up to the pub, and groaned as Perry and Louise started arguing again. Somewhere in his tired mind, a thought popped up that they were a bit like brother and sister…
This is going to be a long night…
A note from ME! Hmm… this was MEANT to be a special, ultra-long chapter to apologize for not updating…
Oh well, I'm exhausted, and I've got school tomorrow. School hates me… That's the reason I haven't been updating. School has taken up ALL my time, 'cause I'm in my GCSE year now, so I have a LOAD of coursework.
And I've got a horrible new head teacher as well…
Seriously, I am to school, like Perry is to Sacred Heart… except, I'm not always there… and I'm not the boss…
Please tell me what you think!
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