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Summary: Ever since that accident, Lavi vows to protect Allen even if it means his life. But that dream seems to further away when he brought his boyfriend back home, announcing their marriage in one year time. So, it's time for plan B. Warning, rated for sexual scenes and craziest brother complex!
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I'm able to have more than 35 reviews for this story! You people are appreciated deeply by me! So let's have the start of the battle: Lavi & Kanda VS the Noahs! Will Kanda and Lavi overcome the Noahs' obstacles? Just uses the three R's on me and find out. What are the three R's? Read, review and rest! Until the new chap is on! Without any further ado, let's begin the first one!
Chapter 7: The Start of the Competition
Week 11: The fight: Maitora
"Neh Kanda?" Lavi breaks the silence as they were having breakfast together for the very first time…
"What is it? Baka Usagi…" Kanda scoffed as Lavi interrupts his meal.
"Which Noah would you think that Earl would sent first?" Lavi asks. Kanda did not reply. Instead, he stares at him as if that was the dumbest question that Lavi has asked…
"Well, most probably that bribable guy…" Kanda said, still Lavi was confused. Kanda sighs, mainly for Lavi's stupidity. "The thirteenth Noah, Maitora…"
During noon:
"So you're sure you can get those groceries right?" Kanda asks. Lavi has nodded ignorantly for probably for the twelfth time.
"Yes, I'm sure…Yuu…" Lavi said. "I'll be back with the right ingredients before you can even say 'soba'…"
"Soba!" Kanda called. There was a one-minute silence. "So where's the ingredients?" Lavi glares at Kanda as he smirks at his little joke.
"Whatever, I'll be heading out…" Lavi says as he closes the front door, rushing to the nearest bus stop to the supermarket. Not knowing that a man was following him behind…"Found him, Lavi Walker…Lavi the Bookman…"
Back at Allen's & Lavi's House:
Kanda was rummaging through the storeroom, looking for a certain box that contains certain person's childhood. "Found ya," Kanda snickers. "What a bad boy you've been…"
Bringing it back to Allen's room, he gathers some repair tools and tries to fix it properly with the help of the instruction in the paper.
Five minutes later:
Lavi got off the bus as he heads for the supermarket. He sighs as he re-looks the shopping list again…
4 packets of biscuits
3 loafs of breads
5 packets of instant Maggie noodles
30 packets of soba (imported from Osaka)
6 cans of cream instant soup
7 packets of Magnolia milk
2 big cans of Nestle Milo
3 peanut butters
10 apples imported from Indonesia
5 oranges from Beijing
3 pears from U.S.A
20 mangoes from Brunei
20 Magnolia yogurts
3 1.5 litre of Sprite
3 boxes of Singapore Slings from Singapore
and let's not forget, salmon fishes from Tokyo!
Lavi could almost swear that Kanda is like Allen who eats a lot though he never did see Kanda eats anything other than soba noodles…Whatever, the faster he grabs these things to the counter and pays for them, the faster he can reach home safe and sound. He's been having a hunch that someone has been following him for the past few days. He actually thought that the Noah is on the move and was planning on killing him. Lavi gulps as he imagine the torture that his killer would give him before he sends him to his death…He quickly grabs them and heads for the counter.
Five minutes later…
Lavi was on his way to the bus stop. But due to those groceries blocking his view, he accidentally bumps onto someone before he fell flat with his groceries running away from him. "Oops, sorry about that, I wasn't looking…" Lavi apologizes as he picks everything up and places them back in the plastic bags.
"Don't worry, it's okay, Lavi the Bookman…a.k.a, Lavi Walker…" Lavi shudders as he heard his full name being called by the stranger. He slowly shift his stare to the man in front of him. He was a man that wears a black costume that covers his entire body…(like Russell Lee…)
"Are you…?" Lavi asks but hesitates, hoping that his prayers would be answered but unfortunately, no.
"I'm Maitora, the Thirteenth Noah…" The man answers, Lavi could almost see the smirk behind the costume…
Meanwhile:
"Okay, I just had to attach this to here, before…ah…" Kanda moans. "Oh holy crap, it feels great doing this…" He said as he continues fixing it.
"Hopefully that 13th will hold Lavi back for awhile…otherwise it'll be a bash…" Kanda says as he groans. (*_* Omg, it's not what you guys are thinking about…those having such thoughts…ah god, so naughty…XD)
On the other hand:
"Go ahead, drink it…" Maitora says as he inspects Lavi taking precautious looks on the coffee. "It's not poisoned…you've seen it yourself…the waiter made the drink in front of you…"
"I know, but…" Lavi starts. "Shouldn't you be after me instead of treating me coffee?" Maitora chuckles softly.
"Well, well. How straightforward you're, young man…" Maitora said. "However, I'm not like the other Noahs, I'm an honest businessman…"
"So you're saying…" Lavi says halfway before Maitora nods.
"I'll offer any amount of money or anything you requested upon the condition that you breaks off any contact you have with Kanda-sama…"
"Anything?" Lavi's eyes look as though as they were about to pop. "Including sending your leader to jail?" Maitora nods. Lavi restrains himself from chuckling.
"I'm even willing to go into war if it means conquering the world for that promise…" Maitora looks as though he was serious.
"I would accept this offer then…" Lavi said, his eyes were sparking with stars.
Meanwhile:
"Hey Moyashi…" Kanda says.
"What is it, BaKanda?" Allen yawns. "It's the past midnight back at here in Washington…"
"How do you like this?" Kanda asks as he shows his invention to Allen. Allen widens his eyes as he smiles. "Do you think that Baka Usagi would like it?"
"Well, he'll definitely like it…" Allen taps his index finger on his lower jaws. "Seeing that it uses to please him tons of it when we were young back then…"
"Hey Moyashi…" Kanda snorts, hiding a little blush that was threatening to show on the tip of his nose. "I've sent one to you…"
"Oh really?" Allen smiles childishly. "I'll appreciate this when I got it, by showing it to you…" Kanda smirks darkly.
"I'll be waiting then…" Kanda says, before he shuts the laptop down.
"Eh, what's taking that Baka Usagi so long?" He mumbles to himself. "It shouldn't had take him so long, considerately the 13th was but a chicken feet…"
On the other hand:
"…But sorry, I can't accept it…" Lavi finished his answer.
"Why not?" Maitora asks. "You hate him, don't you? He'll make your life miserable, even your brother's. Moreover, he is the son of your enemy…"
"Yeah but still…" Lavi smiles warmly, surprising the man. "Kanda never failed to appear whenever I needed him the most. If anything, I would considerate him to even be my brother if it wasn't the fact that he was so cold-hearted…I guess you could say…even if he is the son of the enemy, I wouldn't mind. This is a totally two different issues here. It would be unfair to him if I were to judge only his status and not his characteristics…"
"I see…" Maitora says, nodding. "Very well then, you're passed my obstacles…" Maitora got up and starts to walk away. He silently wishes Lavi luck for the next obstacle, still Maitora's smile slowly turns into a frown. Is the boy strong enough to restrain all these sins that his leader has committed?
Ten minutes later:
"I'm home!" Lavi hums when he walks into the kitchen whereas Kanda was having his soba noodles.
"I was about to say soba when you've return home…" Kanda replies. "Hopefully you've collected the right ones…"
"Yeah, but as for the soba…" Lavi says. "I've taken the one from Izumo from Sapporo instead of Osaka…"
"It's fine…" Kanda replies. "I like soba from Sapporo…they're well-made and cared for…"
"Really?" Lavi smiles widely like a child would.
"And here you go…" Kanda frowns. "Your birthday present…Happy 20th birthday…" Kanda blushes a little as he hands a mini black diamond golem to Lavi. "You can communicate with Allen easier with this…" With that, Kanda rushes to his room to watch his favorite show on television. Lavi stares at his birthday present as he sets up the startup screen, with Allen greeting him.
"Happy birthday, Lavi…" Allen says. "Sorry I couldn't wake up earlier to wish you a personal happy birthday…lately the school having major exam coming up which I need to study hard as there's a rumor going on about the exams getting harder. Still, I wish this present from Kanda would make you happy. He did spend the time to make this for you in such a short time. Well, I've to go, bye!" With that, the screen switches off by itself. Lavi widens his eyes as he smiles warmly. "Gee thanks, Yuu. For such a wonderful gift, even though you're shy…"
Week 12: The fight: Lulubell
"I'm surprised that the previous Noah lets me off easily…" Lavi says as he remembers the previous event.
"Then let me assure you that the second one wouldn't be this easy…" Kanda replies. "She is one hellish demon as far as I could remember…"
"You meant the 12th Noah, Lulubell?" Lavi asks.
"Of course…she is the most loyal Noah that I've ever seen towards the Earl…" Kanda explains. "I won't have any doubts that she would definitely fulfill her master's needs."
Lavi was on his way to the library again as his sleeve was tucked by a lady. She has long blonde hair tied with a purple ribbon, which has been holding a small bell. She appears to be a young woman in her early 20s. She wears a dark shade, which covers her eyes, otherwise her aura stating her coldness towards everyone else but the man in front of her. She was wearing a black suit with a blue tie and high-heeled boots.
"Yes? How could I help you?" Lavi asks as the woman stands in front of him.
"Um, y-you're Lavi the Bookman, aren't you?" She asks in a shy voice. Lavi nods. The woman halts as she blushes heavily. "L-Lavi, I-I love you…" Lavi had the shock of his life… "C-Can I ask you out for a date…"
For the past few days, Lavi has been going out with the woman (who claims herself as Lawrence) for dates that he has forgotten about the next Noah attack. That is until Kanda reminded him…
"Oh sorry, I've forgotten about it…" Lavi sweatdrop as he scratches the back of his head.
"So what've you been doing for the next few days?" Kanda asks, sighing.
"Well, I've been going out with a beautiful woman who is in her early 20s in a black suit with a blue tie and high-heeled boots. She also has this stunning cool long blonde hair tied with a purple ribbon, which has been holding a small bell…" Lavi was describing when Kanda interrupts.
"And let me guess, she wears a black shade and her name is Lawrence?" Kanda asks.
"Wait, how do you know?" Lavi gasps. Kanda widens his eyes, almost dropping his jaws if not for his goddamn pride. Kanda sighs.
"As usual, the witch hasn't changed a single bit…" Kanda groans. Lavi asks him what is he talking about. Kanda stares at him palely. "She IS Lulubell, the 12th Noah…looks like she has made a move faster than we had expected…"
The next day:
"Um, Lawrence?" Lavi asks as he takes Lawrence to a nearby park.
"Yes?"
"Are you Lulubell?" Lavi asks bluntly. Lawrence stares at him, chuckling to herself.
"What are you talking about?" She laughs. Lavi softens a little. "I'm completely Lawrence now…" A frown shown on Lavi's face. Now? Soon, Lawrence removes her blonde wig and she has dark-colored hair instead of blonde. She wipes her face with a towel, instead of the sun-kissed skin, her skin was dark-tanned. And as she opens her eyes, they show a molten golden reflection of Lavi. She smirks before replying, "I'm Lulubell now…and my dear Master commands me to win no matter what…" She says as she prepares to stab Lavi in the heart, if not for Kanda blocking her attack with his trustful Mugen.
"K-Kanda-sama…" Lulubell snaps. "Leave the hell us alone…"
"Can't do it." Kanda smirks. "I won't let you hurt another of my loved one, stepmother…"
"But Kanda-sama…"
"I won't budge," Kanda stood firmly. "You've already taken my mother away from me…Don't take them away from me as well, if you truly loves me as your son…and as a childhood friend…" Lulubell looks at Kanda sadly before she complied.
"If that is what my son desires…" Lulubell says. "But you do know that your father is too stubborn to even to listen to me…"
"I'll succeed, Lulubell…" Kanda said. "And I'll prove to you that I'm not that small child that you needs to protect me anymore…the only reason why you desire to stay with that man is because he threatens to kill me…" Lulubell looks at him sadden by his determination.
"I wish you luck then, my son…" She kisses him on the cheek before she heads back to the mansion to report to the Earl.
"Um, Kanda?" Lavi was confused.
"Lulubell was my childhood friend…and my stepmother…" Kanda explains, knowing what will come out from Lavi's mouth next. "Her parents died when the Earl comes after them for the ransom, he only erase their debts when Lulubell was under his care. We're the best of friends back then, until she was seven…and I was five, Mum realized the motive behind the Earl's adoption and protested greatly. The Earl refused to comply, instead he brought Lulubell to another country where child marriage is legal…when Mum heard this, and she was devastated. She committed suicide after she hands me to my foster father. But when I saw her corpse, I felt strange anger and coldness in me…which I guess it explains my coldness towards everyone."
Lavi nod, as he understands his past. Not only his mother was dead because of such petty reasons, and Yuu, at such a young age, he felt betrayed by his childhood friend. So therefore he wouldn't have understand the real motive why Lulubell was doing this…Lavi stood there as Kanda breaks down, regretting why he didn't save Lulubell back then…then perhaps he wouldn't have end up like this….
Surprise? Lulubell's the mistress that we've been talking about…and moreover, she is Kanda's childhood friend….so is it good? Is it bad? Please rest for awhile before you click the button that says 'review' and comment. Like how would you expect the next chapter to be like? Or discussing how bad the Earl is? Or perhaps suggestions on how the ending or the beginning should start off? There you have it, the three R's. Well, in the meantime, take a rest before I came up with the next plot for the next chapter. Until then, Ciaos! ^_^
