Chapter 7: When the Underworld Strikes Hyrule
(Hyrule Castletown)
What was once the capital of Hyrule was now being swarmed by numerous Underworld monsters (seen in Kid Icarus Uprising). Most of the Hylians managed to evacuate thanks to Impa. However, there were still some stragglers trying to escape this chaos. And standing in the center of all this was Hades and Vaati, coordinating this attack.
Vaati- Come on, Link. Come out and play.
Hades- You know, Vaati, ever since Tabuu brought you back to life, all you've been talking about is cutting Link's head off like he did with yours. You were really beating the dead horse in "Sonic: Return to the Lost World" and you're doing the same in this fanfiction.
Vaati- I want to make Link pay for what he did!
Hades- And I want to make Pitty-pat pay for shooting me with a giant laser and having Medusa punch my face on in "Kid Icarus: Uprising", but you don't see me going on about it. Besides, we got more important things to focus on, like what's coming behind you.
Vaati- What are you…
Before Vaati could finish, Hades created an energy barrier behind Vaati to block the light arrow that was shot from behind Vaati. Vaati turned around and sees Princess Zelda holding her light bow and Aryll standing next to her.
Hades- Well, if it isn't Link's little sister and favorite dominatrix, here to greet us.
Vaati- Dominatrix?
Hades- Link's supposed to be the main character of the Legend of Zelda games and yet her name is in the title. Clearly, Linky-boy don't have much of a spine.
Zelda- Ok, I am really offended by that comment you just made!
Hades was about to make a move, but Vaati stopped him.
Vaati- I know Master Tabuu said we had to work together to lure Mario and his foolish friends out, but I don't need your help for this!
Then in the blink of an eye, Hades was sitting on a lounge chair, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, sunglasses, and straw hat while holding a drink in a coconut for a cup with a straw and tiny umbrella in it.
Hades- Do what you want, Vaati. But when the author begins to write how much you've gotten your ass kicked, I'll be right here. (Drinks)
Vaati- (mumbles unpleasant words under his breath)
Zelda- You really think you can take us both on by yourself?
Vaati- I have bested you once on my own and turned you to stone, Zelda.
Aryll- Then my big brother cut your head off.
Vaati got a little angry from that comment Aryll gave. Vaati turned most of his face into a giant red eye and shot a bolt of black lightning at them. Luckily, Aryll used Hylia's magic to block Vaati's attack with a magic shield.
Vaati- How did…
Hades- Did you forget Tabuu told you Aryll has all of powers of the goddess, Hylia, sealed inside of her?
Before Vaati could respond to Hades comment, he suddenly found himself trapped in a dimensional seal in the shape of a Triforce (Zelda's new final smash in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate).
Zelda- We've got you now, Vaati! Now to seal you away for good!
Vaati- It won't…be that easy…
Suddenly, Tabuu's mark appeared on Vaati's left palm and he shattered the dimensional seal with Tabuu's power. Zelda and Aryll were also knocked to the ground after that.
Vaati- I'll admit, I was saving the use of Master Tabuu's power for when Link showed up, but I'll just make this quick so I'll still have plenty for him.
Then Vaati felt someone tap on his shoulder.
Vaati- I told you, Hades, I don't need your…
When Vaati turned around, he saw Link standing behind him.
Link- I told you before that Zelda and Aryll are off limits to you.
Then Link punched Vaati in the face and knocked him to the ground.
Hades- I have to say, that was truly entertaining, pretty boy. (Drinks)
Vaati- Not exactly how I pictured it, but at least Link finally showed up.
Hades- Careful Vaati, he's not alone.
Suddenly, a barrage of light arrows from above. Vaati looked up and saw Pit flying above him with his Palutena's Bow. Vaati tried to shoot Pit down with another fire of that black lightning, but Pit dodged and the lightning hit the side of a building. The debris from that building was about to fall on Zelda and Aryll, but then a set of strange vines appeared and pulled Zelda and Aryll out of the way. Vaati looked and saw Jessie, James, and Meowth standing nearby and it was James' Carnivine that pulled Zelda and Aryll to safety using vine whip.
Jessie- I'd say you own us for this, Link!
Carnivine began biting onto James' head again.
James- Carnivine, can't we save this for another time? Like when we're all not in serious danger?
Hades- Wow! The author must really be low on ideas or has plans for a comedy shtick if he put the three stooges here.
Meowth- Hey! Who are you calling stooges?! We happen to be the infamous Team Rocket, feared throughout the Poke'mon regions!
Hades- Oh please, you three retarded clowns have been "Blasting Off Again" for over 20 years' worth of episodes since the Poke'mon series began and your so-called mighty boss is nowhere closer to world domination than a villain in a cheesy spy film.
Meowth- Why you…
Viridi (telepathically to Meowth)- I wouldn't bother yourself. He's like this with everyone.
Palutena (telepathically to Meowth)- But you really need to watch what you say to Hades. I know you three like to boast you're bigger than who you try to fight…but Hades is a god, like me and Viridi are. And he's in the same class as us, even before Tabuu brought him back.
Hades- Charming words as ever, pretty Palutena!
Pit- Lady Palutena, you're alright now!
Palutena (telepathically to Pit)- Not exactly…Viridi did her best…but I'm still recovering from Tabowser's nasty surprise…
Zelda- If you don't mind me asking, what exactly is happening? Two of Tabuu's followers attack Hyrule and now you're working with Team Rocket.
Link- Long story short, Tabuu has made his next move and most of the other bad guys have agreed to a truce. We'll talk after we've dealt with Vaati and Hades.
Vaait tried to charge for Link, but he was suddenly hit by a large mallet from the side and knocked close to where Hades was sitting. Vaati looked up and saw King DeDeDe.
King DeDeDe- For a powerful dark mage, you sure seemed to fixated on Link. Even Ganondorf is more level headed than you.
Vaati- Hey Hades, I thought you were my backup! Get off your ****ing ass and help me like Master Tabuu ordered you to!
Hades- Oh, now you want my help? Fine, I could use a good workout anyway.
Meowth- Just because you're a god, doesn't mean you can best us to easily! You can't really be all that if this feather head destroyed you like that!
Pit- Uh…Meowth, you might want to stop talking now!
Meowth- You're supposed to be this big scary monster who rules over Hell, but all I see is an ugly clown. While we keep striking fear in the hearts of…
Before Meowth even knew it, Hades had forced a large dirty sock wad into Meowth's mouth. In fact, the sock wad was slightly bigger than Meowth's mouth, making it difficult for Meowth to spit it out.
Hades- How utterly annoying! And Viridi says I'm the annoying prick who never shuts the **** up.
Viridi (telepathically to Hades)- You are.
Hades- But this talking Meowth takes the prizes by a longshot. I'm beginning to think there's a reason why Poke'mon aren't supposed to talk.
Pit- I have been curious how Meowth was able to talk while most Poke'mon can't.
Hades- I'll tell you how, Pitty. This poor little feline was trying to impress a dame…but he ended up getting dumped! More than once I should add! HAHAHA!
Meowth finally got the sock wad out of his mouth and got really pissed at Hades.
Meowth- Hey! You leave Meowsy out of this!
