Outline: Mira's Matchmaking Minimart, or should I say, MMMMM. Chaos ensue.
I do not own Fairy Tail.
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It was a beautiful morning with the birds chirping happily in a tree, the sun was shining brightly with no clouds in sight, children playing around and screaming, a breeze every now and then, and...no even I can't fake it. The tree was rotten and was falling over and looked suspiciously burnt. The sun was making everyone melt. The children were screaming about being on fire, literally. The breeze? It was just moving a tumbleweed the size of Happy.
Gray had to walk around and be a human iceberg and make it snow. The only people who didn't care was Natsu and Erza (plus Laxus, Gildarts, Bickslow, and Freed because those four didn't give a shit). Lucy was melting into a puddle while Juvia was literally melting into water and evaporating. Mira was passing out cool drinks. Happy swears he saw something earlier.
"Muahahahahaha! This is the day all of my favorite pairings come tru-" Mira started. Someone came in the back door of Fairy Tail and tapped Mira's shoulder. "What?! I'm in the middle of something!" The poor guy was frightened but gathered up his courage to ask.
"U-um...m-my job was to mak-e it e-extremely hot...so w-where's my r-rew-ward?" The man stuttered. Mira gave him a demonic glare.
"The reward is that you don't get your head chopped off and put into my potions." Mira threatened and the guy ran out of there instantly. She then continued her work of making her love potions... She stirred and stirred and added random ingredients of forbidden items. The pot turned various shades of red and pink and an aura leaked out of the pot. Mira chuckled darkly because it seemed to be ready and working. She got her container and poured some pink liquid into each hole. She then put it into the freezer and got another container and the process repeated.
She was finally done and got to working on the cold drinks. Mira noticed Happy's distinctive blue fur behind a wall and surprised him by walking near. She then grabbed his tail and said that if he blurted out the things she was doing and foiled her plans, she would shave all his fur off and leave him as a pink cat. Happy fainted in fear and it seemed that he closed his brain off of the memory subconsciously. Mira left him with beside Natsu, but he didn't notice Happy because he was too busy brawling with Gray and Gajeel. Mira went to the back room of Fairy Tail again and started on the drinks. She was making lemonade with leftover lemons she found in the fridge. You could see the gears twisting and turning in her mind as she memorized the recipe for lemonade and burned the recipe before anyone could look for it for evidence. Mira borrowed it from Minerva a few weeks ago and said she could keep it. It read...
~Serves for 17 people
Seventeen cups of sugar
Thirty four lemons
Three spoonful globs of banana mush
Three cups of water
Thirty four ice cubes
Seven pinches of star dust
It was extremely suspicious but Mira was certain it was normal. She asked for Sting's comment and he said that Minerva bakes him a weird cake every weekend and forces him to eat it...and, he admitted it was good, and he's still alive. She was finally done and poured it into seventeen glasses and took the container out of the freezer. That potion it seemed, was the ice cubes and made the lemonade hot pink when it came in contact with the drink. She then put it on a tray and came out of her lair...she didn't notice that on the back of the recipe had a warning sign...
Happy discarded his thought and reached for a drink. Everyone who wasn't in her pairings had their hands slapped away because there was only enough for the couples. Some people questioned why it was pink but she just said it was magic to make you instantly refreshed and cool. Since the weather was still sweltering, the ice melted instantly and mixed into their drinks. Jellal, part of her Jerza pair, wasn't here so she drank it for him instead. Everyone who drank it froze, dropped their glasses and started to run away from one another. All the girls were on one side of the room and the boys on the opposite side. All of them glared at each other but it looked like the girls won because the guys flinched a little. They all then tackled one another and was on the ground wrestling like dogs. The people on the side just watched for amusement and went to Cana to bet who would win, on each pair.
When everyone was back to normal...Kinana asked
"How old were those lemons?" Kinana questioned Mira. Mira shrugged and winced because of her headache and kept on thinking her potion was flawless. The after effects of her potions were severe and very similar to a hangover. She was not alone though. Natsu, Lucy, Erza, Gray, Juvia, Wendy, Romeo, Gajeel, Levy, Laxus, Elfman, Evergreen, Bickslow, Lisanna, Charle, and Happy were dead on the table or ground moaning.
"A month...?" Mira said uncertainly.
(Meanwhile in Sabertooth...
'Oh! I forgot to tell her that there's a warning on the back about it shouldn't be mixed with a month old lemon!' Minerva thought. 'Eh. What are the chances of that happening?')
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A/N: Ahahaha Mira's potions...it was flawless but what she mixed with the potion made it go haywire. She does sell the potions for backup money though!
-Violet out!
