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Roxas sighed as he stepped out of the portal, Axel lay sprawled out on the ground infront of him.
"You didn't have to push me so hard; I don't think I can get up" Roxas rolled his eyes as he pulled Axel up.
"Yes I did, I grew tired of you dragging me to pointless worlds" Roxas surveyed the room they were in.
"So where are we now?" Roxas did a faceplant staring at Axel incredulously, his eye twitched dangerously, it seemed to be doing that alot lately.
"Axel we're in your room" Axel jumped up and down excitedly, clapping his hands in a very London Tipton like manner.
"YAY! Does that mean we have maple syrup and stuff?" Roxas glared at him, his eye twitched again.
"Yes..." Axel smiled happily at him, drawing him into an excited hug.
"Then let's go get The Box" Roxas just walked away muttering under his breath, something about 'dumb as brick' nobodies.
They searched the castle high and low, okay they only searched Axel's room, but that's beside the point.
"AXEL WHERE IS MY BOX?!" He yelled steam almost coming out of his ears, no wait, there it is!
Axel meanwhile just cowered in the corner drawing circles on the carpet with his finger "I don't know"
Roxas' eyes widened before narrowing into slits, his jaw clenched threateningly and his hands curled into fists.
"Axel I will give you 2 hours to find it, before I see to it myself that you never be able to have children" Something in Roxas' voice had Axel believing him.
As Roxas stalked out of the room he breathed a sigh of relief, standing up he slunk sullenly to the door, intent on tracking down The Box.
Roxas sat in his room with Namine talking about whatever came to mind, unfortunately for Namine, Roxas tended to be a bit random.
"So anyway I was all like, nuh-uh not on my non-existent doorstep and then-" He was cut off by an alarm going off.
"Oh, I'm sorry Nam I have to go castrate Axel, I'll see you later?" She nodded and he left the room.
"Where is it?!" Axel yelled as he moved onto the next room in the castle, the meeting room.
He could hear Roxas approaching from further down the hall "Axel, come out, come out, where ever you are" He skidded into the meeting room, literally.
He crashed into Roxas' chair leaving an Axel sized dent, god that's one more thing for Roxas to yell at him for.
He scrambled to hide behind the chair, attempting to shrink in size he sat down as Roxas' footsteps stopped outside the room.
He gulped nervously as the doors were forced open by a pissed off and possibly PMS-ing blonde.
Roxas took deliberately slow steps as he approached Axel, honestly he thought he could hide in a white room with that hair colour, we shall never know the wonders that inhabit Axel's mind.
He smirked as he stood silently infront of Axel, his eyes piercing him trying to find the weakest point to prod.
"So Axel did you find the box" His voice was thick with mocking, Axel merely squeaked out a strangled 'No'
Roxas' smirk widened "You know what that means Axel" He took a step closer as Axel stood up defensively.
"But I didn't lose it!" Roxas seemed be in deep thought as Axel slipped past him silently.
Roxas grabbed his arm "You know what I don't care" he tossed Axel across the room, said pyro hit the floor with a 'oomph' as the wind was knocked out of him.
His eyes widened as he saw the box floating in the middle of the room, just out of Roxas field of vision.
He tried to speak, to yell he found it, but all that came out was a groan as Roxas advanced towards him, summoning his keyblades.
Roxas pointed them at Axel's little friend (Totally not) an evil smirk on his face as he took some perverse sadistic pleasure in what he was doing.
Axel let out a noise of protest, catching Roxas' attention "What's that matter Axel?" His voice was sickly sweet.
Axel pointed weakly at the box in the air "Box, air, floating, let go" was all he could manage before he blacked out.
Roxas looked at the box in surprise, contemplating whether or not to go through with his castrating anyway; he silently let the keyblades vanish in a flash of light.
Jumping up he grabbed the box out of the air happily, he looked at Axel's crumpled form and shook his head.
"Poor loser"
Axel awoke to a mouth watering smell; he sniffed the air following the scent he found Roxas and Zexion, sitting laughing at something.
"Yeah, then I dragged him out!" They erupted into more laughter, scaring Axel but not enough to make him leave.
They finally spotted him; Roxas was the first to react "Axel what's up?" He said standing and stretching.
Axel frowned slightly "What were you guys doing?" He said gesturing to the empty sticky plates.
"Oh we just had some waffles do you want some?" Axel nodded eagerly, in deep thought though 'something's not right' he silently observed.
"Well too bad Zexion and I ate them all" He said nodding to himself happily, Axel's eyes widened and he started crying.
"But what about me?!" Roxas shrugged as he helped Zexion up, smiling.
"Feel free to look in the box" He said pointing to the box that lay in the corner as he and Zexion departed.
Axel sighed sadly as he walked over to the box dejectedly, he reach his hand out and opened the lid.
And passed out with a cry of horror.
Inside was...
A bottle of maple syrup.
I'm sorry for the bad ending I couldn't keep up with the plot bunnies and they ran away.
Well R&R.
Thank you to all the people who read The Box.
