Throughout Shadaloo Headquarters, Thailand
"PSYCHO CRUSHER!"
"EEP!"
After the embarrassing defeat of Bison's henchmen, Bison has now taken the liberty of destroying Sakura himself. Sakura was fleeing for her life as Bison was flying directly behind her, using his Psycho Crusher technique often when he thought he had a good aim of her.
"WAAH! BUFFALO'S TRYING TO HURT ME!" Sakura yells as she weaves around several corners of the large headquarters.
Sakura suddenly stops and turns around.
Bison was no longer chasing her.
"Where did Mr. Bicentennial go?" Sakura asks, scratching her head.
A large shadow suddenly appears behind her.
"I got you now! DIE!" Bison says as he began charging a large Psycho Ball to attack her with.
Sakura, thinking quickly, turns around and slides between Bison's legs and continues running away from him.
"NO ESCAPE!" Bison yells as he shot the Psycho Ball at her.
Sakura reaches a dead-end and frantically looks for a way to escape, but found none at all. The Psycho Ball was nearly upon her…
CRASH!
Sakura ducks just in the nick of time, letting the Psycho Ball collide into the wall, revealing a new exit for her. She gives Bison a cheesy smile and escapes through the newly made hole into another area of the underground facility.
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Bison growls angrily. "SHE WON'T ESCAPE!"
Bison pulls out his cell phone and dials a number.
"Sector 8 grunts…assemble in the Eastern Sector with your weapons immediately! There is an escapee that's heading your way! DO NOT FAIL TO KILL HER OR THERE WILL BE NO PAY FOR A YEAR!" he commands, before turning off his phone.
Bison now proceeds to go elsewhere and lock-down his entire complex.
A Dark Room
Sakura eventually ends up in a pitch-black room during her search for an escape. She wanders inside and looks for a light switch. Before she could, they suddenly came on.
CLICK!
The light came on, and Sakura was now in the middle of the room, surrounded by hundreds upon hundreds of Bison's grunts, all armed with machine guns.
"So you're the one who's been giving our boss trouble! Any last words?" says the nearest guard.
"Uh…yeah! Are these light sound activated?" Sakura asks.
"What?! You mean like turning them on by clapping your hands? Well yeah, but that won't help you escape!" says the nearest guard.
"Oh…okay!" Sakura says with a wide smile.
She claps her hands twice.
CLAP CLAP!
The light went pitch black again.
"WHAT THE HELL?! THE LIGHTS!" says another grunt.
"FORGET ABOUT THE LIGHTS! EVERYONE JUST FIRE NOW!" yells out the nearest guard.
"YES SIR!" all of the grunts respond.
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
After the shooting, the sound of several thumping noises follows.
CLAP CLAP!
Sakura claps her hands together, causing the lights to turn back on.
A large sweat drop appeares on Sakura's head as she sees that all of the grunts wound up shooting each other dead in the dark, completely missing her during the shootout.
"Wow…Bison's men sure are silly...they're like Stormtroopers!" Sakura says, now proceeding to exit through another door at the end of the room.
Shadaloo Headquarters Entrance
Sakura continues her search for the exit out of Bison's Headquarters. After running through a seemingly never-ending complex, she finally found the main entrance, her ticket out of there.
"Yay! I'll play with Mr. Bison later after he's cooled down a little," Sakura says as she approaches the door with much relief.
SLAM!
However, they were suddenly closed shut as she got near them. Bison appears behind her once again and grabs her by the neck, raising her up to his eye-level.
"FOR THE LAST TIME…MY NAME IS B-Wait…you finally says my name correctly?!" Bison says, before realizing that Sakura finally got his name right.
"Ack! Yeah!" Sakura says, trying to escape Bison's grip.
"Oh…wow…well then…anyways…THIS IS WHERE YOU DIE! I WILL CRUSH YOU WITH ONE SWIFT STROKE! THEN I'LL BE RID OF YOU FOREVER!" Bison exclaims manically.
KAAAAABLAAAAM!
Bison's words were interrupted as the main doors were blown wide upon with explosions from the outside. After the smoke clears, Bison now stares at his destroyed door that lead up to the surface.
"What in blazes...?!" Bison murmurs as he slowly began walking out the door, heading outside about to find out who blew his door open.
Outisde Shadaloo Headquarters
Bison, still holding Sakura, walks out into the open outside of his complex, and stops.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!" Bison yells as he realizes that he was now surrounded by dozens of armored tanks, fighter planes, military choppers, and about three hundred armed military soldiers from America and China, all off them holding Bison at gunpoint.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! HOW DID THE AMERICAN AND CHINESE GOVERNMENT FIND OUT ABOUT MY SECRET HEADQUARTERS?!" Bison yells, dropping Sakura onto the ground in complete shock.
Suddenly, Guile, Ryu, Ken, Chun-Li, E-Honda, Dhalsim, Blanka, Cammy, T-Hawk, DeeJay, and Fei Long approached Bison shortly after.
"We found this place from Sakura's tracking device," says Guile, helping Sakura off of her feet, and showing Bison a small tracking device right under her skirt.
"Sakura often wanders away from her home without telling her parents, so her mom had us put a tracking device on her in case she leaves so we can retrieve her. Luckily for us, she lead us here to your secret base Interpol has been trying to locate for months now," Chun-Li explains.
"You'll never take me alive," Bison says with a grin. "My men will arrive any minute and assault you in due time while I escape!" Bison says with a strangly cool, assuring demeanor.
Seconds later, a few soldiers who went inside Bison's base to investigate came out to report to Guile.
"There are no survivors inside the Headquarters, sir! All of them seem to be shot dead, sir!" the solider reports.
"SON OF A BITCH!" Bison yells; as he turns around to Sakura, ready to obliterate her before he was taken into custody.
But before he could even get near her, all of the other Street Fighters sprung into action to kick his ass.
"SONIC BOOM!"
"SPINNING BIRD KICK!"
"YOGA FIRE!"
"HUNDRED-HAND SLAP!"
"ELECTRIC SHOCK!"
"MEXICAN TYPHOON!"
"CANNON SPIKE!"
"FLAME KICK!"
"MAX OUT!"
"DRAGON PUNCH!"
"SHINKUU…HADOUKEN!"
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Bison wails as he flew through the air like a cannon ball from everyone's attacks, landing perfectly in an armored police car where Vega, Balrog, Zangief, and Sagat were now detained in. The military guys cuff Bison and shut the door behind him.
Before the armored vehicle drove off, Sakura skips up to the back door window and peeks inside.
"Bye Bison! It was fun today! I'll visit you guys in prison everyday, I promise!" she says with a happy smile.
"FUCK NOOOOOOOOO!" Bison and his men yells out simultaneously as the truck drove off.
And so ends another crazy adventure with Sakura! Who knows what other trouble she'll get herself into!
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