Hunger Games Parody Part 7

I wake up super excited for the day, because now I get to show what I got! I hop out of bed and run around screaming! I can hear people shouting for me to shut up and I know that it's the other tributes. "Oh yea! Well I guarantee you this is the last voice you fuzz bags are ever gonna hear!" I shout back at them. And that's when I realize it, those aren't the voices of my fellow tributes! Those are the voices inside my head…oh well it was bound to happen sometime. I see that Effie has laid out some practical clothes for me, but if she has learned anything since the time she has spent with me, which I doubt she has, she should know that I aint wearing no practical attire! I bundle the clothes up in a ball and tie it with a strand of hair to make it freaky. I run out the door in my thigh length nightgown, my hair a mess, and my teeth most certainly unbrushed. Effie sees me in the hall, I stop and stare at her. It only takes her a second to realize that my motives weren't in the least bit normal. She tries to turn and run but luckily I had set up a snare so she was instantly trapped. "Katniss, now I know you aren't going to do anything rash," she starts. "Oh please Effie my actions are far past rash. Now you listen here! If I ever catch you trying to make me wear clean, appropriate, or nice clothing, I promise you that a snare will be the least of your problems," I say calmly. I toss the bundle of clothes at her. "My gumdrop is this your hair?" she gasps. I turn my head slightly over my shoulder, "Of course."

I then hop in the elevator and ride down to the training facilities, which is just fancy for the word "gym". No one is surprised that I've worn something outrageous but the fact that I look like I've just been in five Hunger Games is what frightens them. Of course Peeta walks up to me wearing an outfit similar to what Effie had laid out for me. "Hey Katniss, nice threads," he says. "Seriously Peeta? Threads really? What are you from the 80s or something?" I say annoyed. "Well I was born in the year 2435 but you're close," he replies. We stare at each other for a really long time. Then I just kick him in the shin. He falls to the ground clutching his leg. "Um Katniss, I don't mean to be a burden, but I do believe you've shattered my Fibula bone," he says. I kneel down next to him and get really close to his ear, "oh really did I? well….I'M ABOUT TO BREAK YOUR HEAD!" I shout. I'm about to smash his skull but the boy named Cato from District 2 jumps in between us. "Stop Katniss! I wanted to kill him in the arena!" he shouts. We stand up and size each other up. "What you wanna go boy huh you wanna go!" I say acting like a gangsta. "Girl let's take this outside!" he yells back. The rest of the tributes join in. "Hey I want to kill Peeta!" says one. "No I do!" cried another. Finally everyone breaks out into a fist fight.

I'm mixing it up with the girl from 9 while I can see Rue from 11 is beating up Clove from 2. Man that girl can fight! Maybe she is more like Prim than I thought! Finally the Peacekeepers break us apart. "Yo dogs! Save it for the arena! Wow this is gonna be an interesting year!" says the head one. I get up in his face too but once I see that tazer I'm done. Finally they release us to the various stations that occupy the arena. I fidget around with a bow. I'm about to shoot Peeta while he's tying a not, but once again I'm interrupted. The Careers are behind me, Clove and Cato from 2 (the leaders), Glimmer and Marvel from 1, and the two freaks from 4. "Hey we saw you fight!" says Clove. "Yea, so what man-lady!" I spit back at her. She's about to punch me but Cato grabs her fist, "We want you to join us!" he says. I look at his face, and then at his legs, and before he can stop me I kick him in the shin too. They march away angrily. To be Continued!

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