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Chapter 7
"Bella," my father finally spoke, not looking away from my fins, "What caused you to grow a tail? Jacob, what do mean by the Cullens are vampires?"
Shit, once again.
'"Um…" What the crap am I supposed to say? I can't just say, 'Didn't I tell you? My boyfriend and his family are vampires! Don't worry, they won't eat you.' No, I don't think that will fly.
Suddenly there was a knock at the knock at the door. Oh great! More people are gonna find out about my species switch.
"Little dog! Little dog! Let me in!" Oh, good! It was Emmett… at least, I think that's good.
"EEEP!" Jacob squeaked. Then there was a deafening crack. We all turned to the door only to see it in splinters and Emmett standing in a karate pose with Edward, Jasper, and Carlisle behind him.
"Emmett you idiot! You just broke down their front door!" Edward yelled at him.
"Oops! Sorry, we can replace that for you."
"Hey Charlie, can I use your back door? Thanks, bye!" Jacob bolted for the backdoor.
"DON'T PHASE UNTIL YOU HIT THE WOODS JACOB!" Billy yelled after him.
"YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE, PUPPY!" Emmet screamed. Then took off running at vampire speed with Jasper.
I think Charlie was about pass out. "Dad? You okay?"
"Bella, you need to tell me what's going on right now."
"Well Charlie, it seems as though we have some explaining to do." Carlisle said as he sat down on the couch followed by Edward who sat next to me. I gave him a look that said 'are you really going to tell him?' he just sighed and shrugged.
"Sure as hell you do. Tell me why my daughter is a fish!"
"I guess I'll go first then," I took a deep breath, not knowing how to start. "I'm part mermaid!" squeaked out of my mouth.
"Yes I see that. Now why?" He probed.
"Well, long story short. This necklace caused me to change," I explained, sorta.
"Okay, short story long?"
"I can to tell you that later when I have the whole story." I think he was slightly angry.
"Well I guess we save the worst for last, my turn." Billy said. Edward growled at his comment.
"You know about the Quileute legends, right Charlie?" he nodded. "Well, they are all true. Werewolves are real, there's a pack of them in La Push. Jacob is one of them. Everything is true, how they came to be, my grandfather, even the cold ones." he finished. Charlie was frozen. I'm not sure if he was breathing.
"Dad? Are you okay?" I was kind of worried.
"How is that not worse?" he said.
"HUP HUP HUP HUP," was heard from the door way. Emmett and Jasper came in through the where the door is supposed to be carrying a large branch on their shoulder. Jacob was tied to this branch, sacrifice style. His hands and wrists were tied together then tied to the log with his backside hanging down.
"Hey guys! How's it going? Have you gotten to our part?" Emmett asked casually, like my father wasn't learning thing that could kill him.
"You're just in time," I said.
"Oh good! We're just going to go tie the dog to a tree," Emmett said as if it everyday thing.
"Forward march!" Jasper instructed to continue with military march. "HUP HUP HUP!"
It's a good thing our backyard backs up to the woods. Or else we might have some questioning to attend to. I glanced at Charlie; I think he thought that he lost his mind.
"The deed is done." Emmett said as they came in and stood behind the couch. Carlisle started to tell Charlie of the secret that was forbidden to be told.
"Charlie, Billy mentioned the cold ones. They are mortal enemies with the Quileute werewolves. The cold ones they made a treaty with a couple decades ago, is my family. Charlie, we're vampires."
If I thought his reaction to the werewolves was bad, well, this was 50 times worse. First, all the color drained from his face, he was almost as pale as a vampire. Then he turned red, then blue, then purple, then he started hyperventilating. We just watched as Emmett filmed this on his phone and Jasper tried to calm him down. When he was breathing normally, but still an odd color, Edward continued were Carlisle left off.
"We aren't the kind of vampires you're thinking of. There are no vampires like that. We don't sleep in coffins -we don't sleep at all-, we don't get burned by the sun, garlic doesn't affect us, we don't eat, most of the Hollywood interpretations are false."
"But you still drink blood," Charlie said when he was finally able to speak.
"Yes, but my family and I are different in that area than other vampires. We drink the blood of animals. Not humans," Carlisle explained.
"Why? Are you a different type of vampire?" Charlie said vampire like he still didn't believe.
"No, we choose to do this. We don't want to kill." Charlie seemed to relax at that.
"We also have super powers!" Ya, that was Emmett. Is capable of thought at all? Carlisle sighed, Edward leaned back and pinch the bridge of nose, and Jasper glared at him.
Emmett ran -at vamp speed- over to Charlie who jumped when he saw Emmett right next to him. "We can run at super speed," then he picked up the chair that Charlie was sitting. He started breathing weird again. "We have super strength," he put his chair down, "And we have super hearing and sight." he finished looking pleased with job.
If Charlie didn't believe before, he sure did now.
"Emmett, we don't have to tell him that!" Edward replied to Emmett's thought.
"Why not? It's one of the best parts! Plus you just demonstrated it." he rebutted to Edward. He sighed in defeat. "Some of us also get special abilities. Eddie-boy hear can reeeaaad yooouuur miiiiiiind," he said. Idiot. "Jasper is an empath, and your dear special Alice can see the future! Me? I got nothing'." I don't think Charlie liked the thought of his sweet little Alice being a vampire. "Well I'm I finished."
Charlie was silent and unmoving.
Then there was a crash from the backyard and an "OWWWW!" That must Jacob. Yup. He came in limping. "You damn bloodsuckers." he muttered. "Oh hey Charlie how's it going?"
He just stood up and went to his room without a word. That's when I changed back. Billy and Jacob just stared.
"Is he okay?" I asked Edward.
"He needs to rethink his interpretation of the meaning of life." I chuckled.
"Well, maybe we should give him some time. Now seems like a great time to go back over to your house." I suggested. He nodded.
"We better get going home also. Bye Bella, tell me how is doing later, will ya?" Billy asked.
"I will."
"Bye, Bella. I'm really sorry, Carlisle. You won't declare war right?" Jacob pleaded.
"We can discussed that later. You get home." Carlisle didn't look mad, but he could hide it well.
Jacob nodded and wheeled Billy out the door hole.
"Well I think that went fairly well!" Emmett exclaimed.
"Maybe in your point of view. You didn't need to demonstrate for him." Jasper told him.
"I think he could have lived without knowing our abilities. He just needs to know that you won't hurt him," I said as I went to write a note to Charlie telling him that I was going to the Cullen's.
"Well why not tell him? If he's gonna know he should get the whole thing!"
"We don't want to give him a heart attack though. He looked pretty darn close." Edward glared at him while helping me put my jacket on.
"Let's not argue about something that we cannot change." Carlisle interrupted. "Let's focus on our next problem, Bella's door." Jasper and I chuckled.
"Yes, the door that Emmett broke. Wow, you are just causing all kinds of problems today!" Edward was pretty pissed that he broke my door.
"Emmet, you stay here and make sure no one brakes in. Jasper, you can go get a door from our door stash at home. They can use that until it gets replaced."
"Yes sir!" Emmet saluted. Then began to march back and forth on the front porch.
"Something must have happened to his brain when he was being changed. Unless stupidity was the trait intensified." Edward whispered in my ear, just loud enough so that only I could hear it.
I giggled "Come on, lets go." I said and we headed out.
EEEP! Charlie knows now! will he accept it?
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