Mother Goose the Teen Titans Way (Version Two)
Group Poems

Hey Diddle Diddle

Hey Diddle Diddle
The green cat played the fiddle
With amazing skill, might I add.
Considering that he was, you know, a cat.
And cats don't have thumbs.
Actually, how did he do it?
One of the great mysteries of life...

Anyway, while the green cat was playing the fiddle
(With amazing skill, might I add)
The emotionless and cloak-wearing girl was jumping over the moon.
And the robot was laughing at her
Because, honestly, someone trying to jump over the moon is pretty funny.

And also, the Tamerainian was in a corner
Snogging with the wannabe ninja with cheap hair gel
Eewwwwwww.
Everyone barfed.
Except the green cat
'Cause he was too busy playing his fiddle
With amazing skill, might I add.

Beast Boy and Terra

Beast Boy and Terra
Went up a hill
In the Sahara.
To fetch a pail of...
Cacti fruits.
I dunno, do they have cacti in the Sahara?
Maybe not.
Pretend they do.
Anyway,
Beast Boy fell down...
And somehow managed to break his head...
On the sand. It was soft.
Everyone wonders how he did it.
And Terra laughed at him.
And continued to collect her cacti fruits.
Leaving Beast Boy at the bottom of the hill with his head cracked open.