Sooo sorry I haven't updated in so long! Hope you like the chappie. PS: I think some people don't know this, but 'macking' is a term for making out.
Bswan: Alice?
Acullen: God, Bella, its midnight. You should be in bed.
Bswan: Yeah, but I was nervous, cuz the WHOLE Cullen clan was acting uncanny at lunch today. Care 2 explain?
Acullen: Ok, I'll spill. Edward wants to tell you, but I'd rather you hear it from your BFF than ur BF.
Bswan: Spill!!
Acullen: Fine. We are… moving, again.
Bswan: Alice!! HOW COULD YOU?? What about me??
Acullen: Bella-
Bswan: What about Edward, he was crazy when we were apart!!
Acullen: Bella-
Bswan: I hate you!!
Acullen: BELLA!! Listen up. We are taking you with us!
Bswan: You are kidnapping me? I'm flattered.
Acullen: Thanx. We are going to another state. It is undecided, but Esme and Carlisle thought it would be best. You might even get your wish granted from Edward!!
Bswan: Which wish?
Acullen: The changing, u turd. Did you honestly think I would talk about your fantasy wishes?
Bswan: Erm. Whatta bout Charlie?
Acullen: Well, Ur gunna sneak out.
Bswan: WHAT?! Grrrr I really hate you now!
Acullen: Bells, just tell Charlie you are going out for the night, and take ur suitcase.
Bswan: When are we leaving?
Acullen: Errrr… tomorrow night, 7:00 sharp. We get the day to tell everyone c'ya. Mainly Angela and Ben and peeps like that. I'm gunna miss em. Angela was so nice even tho we creeped her out.
Bswan: Yeah. Well, I guess I'll pack. C'ya at school.
…Bswan has left the room…
…Ecullen has entered the room…
Acullen: Oh, hey Ed.
Ecullen: WHY did u tell her??
Acullen: I'm sorry, she wanted to know!
Ecullen: Fine, you are on my bad list tho.
Acullen: K. Ya know what we should do at our next school?
Ecullen: What?
Acullen: Act like stuck up fashion models!
Ecullen: We are stuck up fashion models. Well… at least U, Rose, and Jazz are.
Acullen: And U and Emmett?
Ecullen: We are the men, babe.
Acullen: Did you just call me BABE? You are such a creepo.
Ecullen: Sorry. I want to act tougher, though.
Acullen: Why? You are cute as you are!
Ecullen: I want more people to STAY away.
Acullen: Sure, Whatevs. That's what you said last time. Then, you met a girl, and started macking. What more can I want? Lets see, I wanna be more stylish.
Ecullen: Like that's possible. How?
Acullen: Well, walk more fashion-modely like Rose, instead of my pixie-ish self now. Maybe I'll grow out my hair and get a kewl layer cut.
Ecullen: That would look good, but u should stay Ed's little pixie.
Acullen: I thought Bella was Ed's little cutie?
Ecullen: Yeah. But ur my pixie. And my sis.
Acullen: Whatevs. Rosalie's gunna freak. She is still mad at Esme and Carlisle for cyber sexing, and they haven't quite told her that Bella is coming with us. She almost threw a party that Bella wasn't coming!
Ecullen: I sense the problem. I'll talk to her. Bella's my girlfriend.
Acullen: Good boy.
Ecullen: Sis, Bella is calling me probably to ask if it's true, what should I say?
Acullen: I'm kidnapping you. Be flattered.
Ecullen: Yeah, like I'd say that!
Acullen: When I told her, she said she was flattered.
Ecullen: And right now I'm just plain giddy! Do you sense the sarcasm?
Acullen: No, I don't.
Ecullen: I don't like you anymore, so I'm leaving!
Acullen: Fine!
Ecullen: Fine!
…Ecullen has left the room…
Acullen: It's hard to believe that I couldn't see, that you were always right beside me. I'm all alone, with no one to hold- oh wait, except for JAZZIKINS!!
