Sooo sorry I haven't updated in so long

Sooo sorry I haven't updated in so long! Hope you like the chappie. PS: I think some people don't know this, but 'macking' is a term for making out.

Bswan: Alice?

Acullen: God, Bella, its midnight. You should be in bed.

Bswan: Yeah, but I was nervous, cuz the WHOLE Cullen clan was acting uncanny at lunch today. Care 2 explain?

Acullen: Ok, I'll spill. Edward wants to tell you, but I'd rather you hear it from your BFF than ur BF.

Bswan: Spill!!

Acullen: Fine. We are… moving, again.

Bswan: Alice!! HOW COULD YOU?? What about me??

Acullen: Bella-

Bswan: What about Edward, he was crazy when we were apart!!

Acullen: Bella-

Bswan: I hate you!!

Acullen: BELLA!! Listen up. We are taking you with us!

Bswan: You are kidnapping me? I'm flattered.

Acullen: Thanx. We are going to another state. It is undecided, but Esme and Carlisle thought it would be best. You might even get your wish granted from Edward!!

Bswan: Which wish?

Acullen: The changing, u turd. Did you honestly think I would talk about your fantasy wishes?

Bswan: Erm. Whatta bout Charlie?

Acullen: Well, Ur gunna sneak out.

Bswan: WHAT?! Grrrr I really hate you now!

Acullen: Bells, just tell Charlie you are going out for the night, and take ur suitcase.

Bswan: When are we leaving?

Acullen: Errrr… tomorrow night, 7:00 sharp. We get the day to tell everyone c'ya. Mainly Angela and Ben and peeps like that. I'm gunna miss em. Angela was so nice even tho we creeped her out.

Bswan: Yeah. Well, I guess I'll pack. C'ya at school.

…Bswan has left the room…

…Ecullen has entered the room…

Acullen: Oh, hey Ed.

Ecullen: WHY did u tell her??

Acullen: I'm sorry, she wanted to know!

Ecullen: Fine, you are on my bad list tho.

Acullen: K. Ya know what we should do at our next school?

Ecullen: What?

Acullen: Act like stuck up fashion models!

Ecullen: We are stuck up fashion models. Well… at least U, Rose, and Jazz are.

Acullen: And U and Emmett?

Ecullen: We are the men, babe.

Acullen: Did you just call me BABE? You are such a creepo.

Ecullen: Sorry. I want to act tougher, though.

Acullen: Why? You are cute as you are!

Ecullen: I want more people to STAY away.

Acullen: Sure, Whatevs. That's what you said last time. Then, you met a girl, and started macking. What more can I want? Lets see, I wanna be more stylish.

Ecullen: Like that's possible. How?

Acullen: Well, walk more fashion-modely like Rose, instead of my pixie-ish self now. Maybe I'll grow out my hair and get a kewl layer cut.

Ecullen: That would look good, but u should stay Ed's little pixie.

Acullen: I thought Bella was Ed's little cutie?

Ecullen: Yeah. But ur my pixie. And my sis.

Acullen: Whatevs. Rosalie's gunna freak. She is still mad at Esme and Carlisle for cyber sexing, and they haven't quite told her that Bella is coming with us. She almost threw a party that Bella wasn't coming!

Ecullen: I sense the problem. I'll talk to her. Bella's my girlfriend.

Acullen: Good boy.

Ecullen: Sis, Bella is calling me probably to ask if it's true, what should I say?

Acullen: I'm kidnapping you. Be flattered.

Ecullen: Yeah, like I'd say that!

Acullen: When I told her, she said she was flattered.

Ecullen: And right now I'm just plain giddy! Do you sense the sarcasm?

Acullen: No, I don't.

Ecullen: I don't like you anymore, so I'm leaving!

Acullen: Fine!

Ecullen: Fine!

…Ecullen has left the room…

Acullen: It's hard to believe that I couldn't see, that you were always right beside me. I'm all alone, with no one to hold- oh wait, except for JAZZIKINS!!