Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ARTEMIS FOWL NOR ANY OF THE WRITTEN PIECES BELOW. THIS IS MERELY TO POINT OUT WHAT IS WRITTEN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BOOKS.
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Artemis Fowl
and the Atlantis Complex
by Leoanda Taylor
From the V. Diary of Artemis Fowl II
Commentary by Dr. J. Argon (LEP Consultant and Grand Probe-Miester of Psych Brotherhood)
Artemis Fowl appears on screen.
He is dishevelled and toys incessantly with a small coin. Both the untidiness and the fidgeting are most unusual. Artemis Fowl is known for his attention to detail especially where his own grooming and presentation is concerned. His voice too is cause for worry. Stress readings are in the nineties, and his lower ranges are skewed a full third of an octave below the norm based on comparisons with interview room recordings.
Artemis holds the coin between his thumb and forefinger, and we see that there is a circular hole in the centre. The coin obviously holds some great significance for the boy. He slams it down on to the desk, then picks it back up again and spins it. Unable it would seem to let it be. Early signs of compulsion.
Worrying.
He speaks.
Artemis: People called me a boy genius. A wunderkind. Perhaps I was a prodigy. But I will be fifteen soon and too old for that label. So, what am I then? A teenage criminal mastermind perhaps, or just a common thief? Who can a thief trust? There were a few I thought. But could I have been wrong? Is that possible?
Artemis taps the coin against the surface of the desk precisely twenty times before speaking again. Perhaps there is no significance to the number twenty. Artemis Fowl frowns and rubs the deep line between his brows.
Artemis: I thought I knew everything. Now I think I know too much. This new knowledge these compulsions are taking me over. Soon they will drive my very speech patterns.
He taps the coin on the desk. Twenty times again. He seems not to want to do it but is compelled. Oh dear. It is just as Captain Short said. I am worried now. Very worried.
Note: Check legality of using insulin shock therapy or possibly psycho-surgery on humans.
