Okay. Here's chapter seven! Sorry for the long update. I haven't really had inspiration, knowing I get my inspiration from events that happen at school, and I just haven't been to school because of stupid summer vacation. Anyways, please read and review!!
The Dark And The Misunderstood
Chapter 7: Wal-Mart's True Colors Revealed!!
RECAP:
The rest of the dance was guessed to be boring so they all left early and went to Sakura's place. It was time for their sleepover. It was going to be The Akatsuki, as they liked to call them selves, Temari, Gaara, Kankuro, Sakura, Jared, Shelby, Alex, Tenten, Shikamaru, Hinata, and Naruto.
They would all be sleeping in the living room and could hardly wait till the clock struck midnight.
END RECAP
They had just gotten to Sakura's place and it was barely ten.
They were bored. B-O-R-E-D, bored. That is, until Deidera decided to interfere.
"GAME TIME!!" she, err, I mean he shouted. Everyone groaned. Well, almost everyone.
"Which one first? There's Truth or Dare, Ring Around the Rosies, Tag, Hide and Seek, Marco Polo, Scary Story Telling, and anything else you can think of!" He shouted excitedly.
"Hm, what about we start off with Truth or Dare?" Said Kankurou.
"Ne, I guess." Stated a bored Sakura.
"YAYNESS!!" Shouted Kankurou, Deidara, Kisame, and Naruto in union.
…Um…interesting….?
So with this, Sakura left to the kitchen to go get a bottle. It was much better playing with a bottle, there was no choosing people, the bottle chose for you! When she came back, she put the bottle in the middle of the rather large circle and sat down in between Gaara and Sasori.
Seating order: Sakura, Gaara, Temari, Shikamaru, Tenten, Jared, Hinata, Naruto, Shelby, Deidara, Alex, Hidan, Kankurou, Konan, Sasori, then back to Sakura again. The rest had decided to just watch.
So back to the story, they were sitting down in a circle and waiting for the bottle to stop spinning. Sakura had spun it waaaay to hard.
"I think it's slowing down!!" Naruto shouted!!
"No fucking retard! It's still going the same pace!" Hidan shouted at Naruto, and then turned to Sakura. "Damn bitch! Why'd you have to spin it so fucking hard?!"
Sakura glared at him. "Sasori, tell Konan to tell Kankurou to smack Hidan hard on the back of the head for me please."
"Konan, Sakura said to tell you to tell Kankurou to whack Hidan hard on the back of the head."
"Kankurou, Sasori said that Sakura said to tell him to tell me to tell you to whack Hidan hard on the back of his head."
With that, Kankurou grinned and hit Hidan on the back of the head, hard.
"HEY!! What the fuck you bloody bitch?!" With that, Hidan whacked Alex upside the head really hard.
"Hey… That hurt…" Alex then smacked Deidara upside the head who complained and smacked Shelby upside the head. Shelby glared slightly and smacked Naruto upside the head who yelled complaints and went behind Hinata smacking Jared on the head. Jared refused to be a part of this so Hinata went and smacked Tenten upside the head. Tenten let out a string of colorful words and hit Shikamaru upside the head, which woke him up. Shikamaru woke up and smacked Temari lightly on the head. Temari got mad because he was taking this so lightly and smacked Shikamaru on the head lightly. When Shikamaru refused to take any more response in this, Temari hit him again. Tenten got tired of this so she reached over and hit Gaara on his head. Gaara refused to take part in this so Temari hit Sakura's head causing Gaara to glare at her. Sakura then hit Sasori on the back of the head really hard and kind of knocked him out. Sasori unconsciously hit Konan on the head by accident, which made her pissed off. But Konan refused to take part in this 'stupid act.' Kankurou got tired of waiting for it to come to him so he smacked himself on the back of the head and then smacked Hidan again. (O.O … wow…)
Meanwhile, the bottle was still spinning at full speed and everyone else that was watching them play were watching them smack each other, highly amused.
Finally (after about 10 more rounds of smacks), the bottle landed on Hidan. Sakura grinned a little when she realized it stopped.
"HIDAN!! I dare you to—" Sakura started, only to be cut off by Hidan.
"I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO PICK TRUTH OR DARE!"
"Well which would you have chosen?"
"Dare." Everyone sweat dropped anime style.
"Okay then. Hidan! I dare you to … not cuss for a whole fucking month!!" That gave everyone a relief.
He growled but agreed nonetheless. He spun the bottle (very lightly mind you) and it landed on Deidara. Deidara made a move to get up and run, but Shelby and Alex held him down. "And where do you think you're going?" Alex asked.
"Umm, a place!!"
"Whatever. Truth or dare?" Hidan asked, kind of annoyed. …….. Okay, pissed off.
"Truth!!" Deidara immediately shouted.
"Is it true you're gay?" Hidan said, not really being able to think of anything in his blind fury.
"Is that the best he could have come up with?" Tenten asked.
"I think so…." Hinata replied.
"Well, you should know that this incredible species is not only rare for their silver hair and pink eyes, but for their immense stupidity!" Said Sakura in a fake Australian accent
"HEY!!" Hidan shouted at them, tackling Sakura and strangling her.
Well, until Gaara threw him across the room.
Now, everyone had their eyes on him. He now went chibi, looking innocent. "What??" Everyone fell back anime style except for chibi Gaara sitting there with fake innocence and confusion.
Umm, right…..
When everyone had recovered, they waited for Deidara's answer. They waited. And waited. And waited. And then they waited some more. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited a little more. And waited. And waited. And then looked at him.
Well, they looked at his empty spot. He had gotten away….. Wait! There was a note in his spot! It said
'Went to Wal-Mart to get more prank supplies.
-Love Lots,
Dei-chan!'
The girls gasped.
"NOT WALMART! IT'S THE STORE OF EVILNESS! WE NEED TO GO GET HIM BACK!" The girls all yelled at the same time.
"Wait!! We need to get all the information we can before we go so we know how to prevent the evilness!!" Shelby shouted.
"To Emopedia!!" Temari yelled as the girls ran to the computer.
"…" the guys were just looking at them like 'Okaaaay, what the fucking hell?'
"Umm, what's so bad about Wal-Mart?" Kankurou asked in a confused matter.
"You don't know? Wal-Mart is one of the most evil-est places ever!!" Konan replied as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Riiiiiight…." The guys replied all at once.
(AN: Okay, now none of the following stuff is supposed to be taken offensive. I've taken it from Emopedia itself and it even explains that none of the articles are meant to be taken seriously. So don't be offended or get after me for anything I write!!)
After a little while of reading….
"Hmm…. It also has tips for us! Tip number 1: Don't talk to the greeter. You will die. Then again... Don't even look at the greeter. They have lasers for eyes and will try to poison you with their fake cheeriness."
"Alright, so we avoid the greeters at all costs! Tip number 2: Don't go to Wal-Mart looking for any one item. Look for general things like: "food", or "an X-box Game" instead of "Cream Soda" or "Assassins Creed", if you wish to be successful in your hunt for material goods."
"That should be easy enough since we're only looking for Dei-chan. So I guess if they ask us if we need assistance, we'll say that we're looking for a boy. Tip number 3: For your own sake, only eat at the in store stores when absolutely necessary."
"Alright, so no going to any of the mini-restaurants inside the store unless it's absolutely necessary! Tip number 4: Come to Wal-Mart early, that way you don't end up late. Also, don't lean to close to the cashier. They will try to eat you."
"Ugh, that doesn't sound too good…. Everyone stay far away from the cashier!! Tip number 5: Never accept a Smiley sticker from the welcome man. It is a homing beacon so they can stalk you and find out where you live!"
They read a little more, until they finally thought they had learned enough. Well, the girls did. The guys still thought they were crazy, all the guys except Sasori and Itachi, who had experienced Wal-Mart's evilness before.
The girls (and Itachi and Sasori) all went upstairs and changed to a more suitable attire which consisted of all black spy-clothes!!
They all came downstairs and everyone was looking at them like they were ridiculous.
"You guys are not wearing that in public." Gaara simply stated.
"But-but—" Sakura started but was cut off by his menacing glare. "Ugh, fine, we'll go changed…." So they ran back upstairs and changed into better clothing. J
This consisted of awesome band shirts, tank tops, hoodies, Tripp pants, arm warmers, and other awesome stuffs.
So when ready, they all headed outside. They all piled into the cars, except for Sakura who hopped on her awesome motorcycle, and sped off to Wal-Mart.
A few minutes later, they arrived and parked in places closest to the front. There were a lot of people here, so they decided that they were gonna have a little fun!
They all started to walk up to the entrance bravely, looking around for threats. There were two people standing at the entrance, a man and a woman. The greeters.
"Everyone, don't look at their eyes, they'll poison you!" Hinata whisper-shouted. Everyone agreed, some more reluctantly then others.
"Hello! How are you all today?" They both said in union. The group all ignored them and kept walking, having remembered the first tip. The man stopped them.
"Now that's not a way to respect you're elders! How are you all today?" The girls screamed as loud as they could and then ran past them. The guys sweat dropped and ran after them.
The group ran inside and looked around and gasped. It was worse then they thought…. There were zombies everywhere luring the unsuspecting civilians away to their doom!!
Our favorite group carefully made their way through all the way to the center of Wal-Mart.
"Okay! Let's split up!" Sakura ordered. "Shelby, Alex, Jared, and Itachi go that way and will be known as Team Emo. Kankurou, Konan, Naruto, and Hinata go that way and will be known as Team Butterfly. Pein, Kisame, Tobi, and Tenten go that way and will be known as Team Control. Hidan, Zetsu, and Kakuzu go that way and will be known as Team Psycho. Gaara, Temari, and Shikamaru will come with me and we'll be known as Team Blossom." She explained, handing everyone walkie-talkies that she just took out of the packages. "Contact me with one of these if you run into something. Got it?"
"Right!" Everyone replied, not complaining and each taking a walkie-talkie. And started to take off but were stopped by Sakura.
"One more thing. You all should…" She paused for dramatic affect. "Not only get more supplies for the pranks later and find Deidara, but you must also……."
"JUST SPIT IT OUT ALL READY!" Alex yelled at her.
"Alright, alright. Jeez, don't mad at me. So anyways, bluntly, just wreck the place." She said with a slight smirk.
Everyone smirked in return and ran off to do their work.
With Team Emo: Shelby, Alex, Jared, Itachi
Team Emo was stalking through the isles in the game area, looking around wearily. Suddenly, an employed came up behind them. "Hello. Do you need assistance?" she asked in a fake cheery voice.
Itachi quickly spoke into his walkie-talkie while Shelby, Alex, and Jared screamed a little as they turned to face the Wal-Mart Zombie.
"Team Blossom! We have run into a zombie! What do we do? Over." He quickly said. There was a little static before you could clearly hear her reply.
"Team Emo, do not panic. I repeat, do not panic. They are drawn to fear. Stay still for a little and then throw something at them before running! It will confuse them they are not very smart! Over."
The team followed her instructions and they all became deathly still while looking at the zombie. By now, the zombie had called for back up, thinking that they were raving lunatics.
"What seems to be the problem here?" Two men in uniform were now there next to the zombie.
"Team Blossom. What do we do if people in security uniforms come? Over." Alex whispered into the walkie-talkie.
"They are also zombies, but these ones are smarter. Distract them! Over." Came the reply from Temari.
They stayed still for a few more moments until the zombies started advancing towards them!
Shelby was now looking around quickly for something to defeat the evilness with. "Everyone! Grab something and throw it!!" She shouted as she picked up a few video games and started throwing them at the zombies.
"Right!!" Came the replies from the other three as they followed suit. By the time they stopped, one of the security zombies and the assistance zombie had fallen back and broken the glass cases, causing them to be piled in video games and broken glass while the other security zombie had fallen onto a game rack and landed with a ton of games on him.
The team looked at their work and high-fived each other, smiling victoriously.
"Let's move on." Jared ordered when they were done celebrating. And off they went to the unknown….
With Team Butterfly: Kankurou, Konan, Naruto, Hinata
Team Butterfly was currently sneaking around the little girls and little boys' clothing and shoes area when they met an assistance zombie!
"GAH! IT'S A ZOMBIE!!" Kankurou and Naruto shouted at the same time.
"Shush idiots! Stay still, they can sense your fear!" Konan angrily whisper-shouted to them. At that, they all froze, watching the zombie intently.
The zombie looked at them with confusion. "Um, how may I help you?"
"ATTACK!!" Kankurou and Naruto yelled together, grabbing random things and throwing them at her. The zombie screamed as she disappeared under a pile of clothing and shoes.
"Wow. We didn't even have to do anything." Hinata stated.
"Heh, I guess they are good for something." Konan replied.
They kept watching as the two kept piling things on the unsuspecting zombie.
With Team Control: Pein, Kisame, Tobi, Tenten
This team was stalking down the cleaning supplies isle.
"Fishy-chan! Tobi wants to know what this is!" Tobi exclaimed while picking up a bottle of blue liquid.
"I don't know. Just be quiet already!"
"C'mon Fishy-chan. Don't be a spoiled sport. After all, 'Tobi is a good boy.'" Tenten mocked, earning herself a glare from Kisame.
"Will all of you just shut up for once?" Pein asked.
"Of coarse not!" They all responded as he sighed.
"Figures…."
Suddenly, they were met by a sweeping zombie!
"Everyone dodge it!" Pein demanded and they all sidestepped, letting the zombie pass by. The zombie only glared.
"Did you just call me an it?" It asked.
"Tobi thinks it's mad…" He lamely stated.
The zombie charged at them with the large broom-thingy.
Tenten quickly got two bottles of cleaning supplies and unsealed them while jumping out of the way. Pein followed suit.
The zombie turned around to attack again and saw Tenten and Pein standing side by side while watching him intently. The zombie charged at them while Tobi and Kisame were watching with high suspense.
"GO TWENTY! GO PEIN!" Kisame cheered.
"GO TEN-CHAN! GO PEIN-CHAN! GO GO GO!" Tobi cheered.
They both smirked as Tenten ran and did a cool flip thingy and landed behind the zombie. The zombie turned to face her but was met with a face full of cleaning liquid. He dropped the broom and stumbled back some after she had poured one of the bottles on him. Pein took this opportunity and tapped him on the shoulder.
The zombie turned around to face Pein but only to be met by another bottle of cleaning supplies! He stumbled back and hit a shelf, causing many bottles and other things of the sorts fall on him. Both Tenten and Pein smirked again as the dumped the remaining liquids in their hands on him.
"Take that, zombie-brains!" Both of them exclaimed at the same time as they high-fived each other.
With Team Psycho: Hidan, Zetsu, Kakuzu
Team Psycho was stalking around none other then the toy section, due to Hidan's constant whining.
He was now playing around with one of the big Dart-Guns. Yeah, a gun of any sort and Hidan isn't a good combination, especially when on a mission.
Well, he wasn't exactly just playing with the guns. Kakuzu was messing around in the next section over, grabbing a bunch of fishing rods. For what you ask? I have no clue; I'm only typing this as these events are happening. Anyways, Zetsu on the other hand, was playing with a bunch of giant rubber balls. Again, don't ask because I don't know, I'm only a narrator. So let's see what they're all doing now!
"HAHA! TAKE THAT BITCHES!" Hidan yelled while coming out of hiding and shooting a few security zombies. "YOU CAN'T TAKE ME DOWN! HAHA!" Well, he was having fun!
Now, Zetsu was coming and he threw one of the red giant rubber balls at one of the zombies with as much force as he could. "I CHOOSE YOU, PICACHU!!" He screamed while throwing it. He threw it with so much force; the poor zombie dude was knocked over.
It was now Kakuzu's turn to make his big entrance. He came speeding to the isle on a cart he took from some unsuspecting civilian and was knocking down shelves as he went along with one arm while he held one of the few fishing rods in the other hand. Now how was he able to be speeding? Easy. He had tied a zombie to the front and was using the fishing rod as a whip. "HURRY UP DAMNIT! WE DON'T HAVE ALL NIGHT!" He shouted as he used the whip again, making the zombie run faster.
"KAKUZU YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY!" Hidan shouted as he was laughing his ass off, still shooting random darts at the zombies.
"Nice dude!!" Zetsu yelled as he threw another ball at a zombie. It wasn't long before all the zombies were knocked off their feet and had given up. After all, what more could they do after Kakuzu tied them up with the lines on the fishing rods?
With Team Blossom: Gaara, Temari, Shikamaru, Sakura
After they had finished instructing Team Emo, Team Blossom found themselves in the soda isles. That was bad.
Sakura just opened a pack of Root Bear soda and tossed one to everyone. She popped hers open and chugged it down. That was bad. Sakura gets really hyper off of soda. Shikamaru thought it troublesome, but followed suit anyways. That was even worse. Shikamaru and caffeine are NOT; I repeat, NOT, a good combination. At all.
Suddenly, both went unresponsive and dropped their heads. Gaara and Temari were confused.
"Saku-chan? Maru-kun?" Temari asked questioningly. They both didn't respond. Instead, they started shaking uncontrollably.
"Sakura! Sakura, what's wrong?!" Gaara asked, really worried now.
Shikamaru and Sakura started laughing. Now Gaara and Temari were really confused. Suddenly, they both got sodas from and newly opened package and started shaking them. Soon enough, they screamed and popped them open, spraying soda everywhere.
Gaara and Temari were now going O.O. Yeah, just like that smilie there. They were O.O as they watched a Chibi Sakura and a Chibi Shikamaru having soda fights. It wasn't long till a few zombies showed up.
"What's going on here?!" One of the female zombies asked (more like demanded).
Chibi Sakura and Chibi Shikamaru stopped and looked at the zombies with wide innocent eyes. The zombies fell over anime style. When they regained their composure, they were met with faces full of soda and the little chibis screaming "YAAAAAAY!!" while giggling. Gaara and Temari were watching the whole scene with anime sweat drops. --' Yeah! Like that!
Exactly two hours, five minutes and 37 seconds later:
The group was once again re-united and was walking out of a complete mess that is called Wal-Mart and into the parking lot. They all got onto their respected vehicles and sped off to Sakura's house once again.
Once everyone was inside (and when they were finished scolding Deidara), they decided to get all of their supplies ready for pranking Sasgay later. This was going to be fun!
Okay. I'm done with this chapter. Next one will for sure be the pranks. Please review! I hope you had as much fun reading this as I did writing it.
