The characters belong to Walt Disney (and other folk tales) and are in no ways the author's original work. The author only uses said characters for fanfiction purposes and does not wish to use them for financial gains.

"I'm not gonna ask what you're doing" Taran said rubbing his forehead, to think after knowing the girl for this long he would have been used to things like this "Though I wonder where you got the spray paint from"

They were currently in a subway station to catch a train back to Disney after watching a screening of Kidnapping Freddy Heineken. Taran had only left to pee only to come back to see his girlfriend vandalizing one of the trains.

"I'm only leaving a mark in case I get lost" Eilonwy threw the spray can after placing one large orange circle.

"Well good thing you don't know how to draw" he quickly grabbed the girl by the hand "Now let's …"

"Hold it right there!"

"Oh come on!" Taran hissed.

/

Jane was tapping her foot while Arthur was trying to find the key to his room "Can't believe you forgot about Aurora"

"She's your friend you're the one who should have reminded me" the boy finally fished out what looked like car keys.

The brunette turned away "If I recall I did"

"Well you should have went straight to the point then" Arthur pressed a button and there were a dozen clicks heard.

"What if you lost your key?" Jane asked.

Before Arthur could answer the door opened and he was quickly tackled to the ground by a certain Scot.

"Mer . . ." the red head covered his mouth and smacked him in the face.

Jane blinked in surprise "What's going on?" she turned to the room "And what's with that guy in the chair!?"

Kuzco tried to say something but it was muffled by the sock in his mouth.

"You know girls I think this is too much" Esmeralda was currently tied to the bed post of Arthur's bunker bed for disagreeing to the entire idea.

Mulan shrugged "Hey, be glad that that's a scarf"

/

"Why is Hans taking over this?" Elsa was almost marching towards her sister's room.

Tiana was trying her best to keep up "We had no other means of paying"

"THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED ME!" Elsa twirled towards Tiana making the Louisianan nearly fall back from the sudden stop.

"I told you me and Merida tried but Anna wouldn't allow it!" Tiana wondered, what's the deal with women's pride as of the late? Anna wouldn't let her sister pay and Merida wouldn't let Arthur pay.

The Swede closed her eyes and took a deep breath "I'm sorry"

"May I ask why everyone seems agitated by Hans?" Tiana asked.

Elsa opened her eyes "When is she getting discharged?"

Typical for everyone to avoid that question, Tiana mused "About next week or so"

"Good" Elsa headed for another direction.

"Now where are you going?" Tiana chased the woman down the halls again.

Elsa pressed the elevator button "Cashier, from now on I'm paying the bills"

/

Aurora was Indian sitting on the floor with her hand supporting her head "You know maybe Es is right"

"Oh good, now you're common sense is back" Esmeralda rolled her eyes.

Arthur was bounded on a swivel chair, though unlike Kuzco he was not sock mouthed much to the protests of the Incan.

"Ok you better start talking" Merida pointed a finger at him.

Arthur just stared at the finger then to her face and giving her a confused look.

"What you're thinking I've lost me mind?" Merida still kept her finger in position.

"More like your mind has lost it" Arthur was started to get exasperated really early.

Mulan brought out a belt, and judging from Kuzco's flinching and whining and kicking it was most likely his and a limited edition one "Don't make me use this"

"Ok why did you have to tie me up as well!" Jane was also tied up but in the bottom of the swivel chair Arthur was sitting on so in all means if anyone were to come in randomly it would look like some reversed orgy or something.

Arthur looked at Jane as he only realized the girl was over there "What . . . the . . ." turning back to Merida "What?"

Esmeralda's hand was getting tired "Just tell her you've got nothing to do with this and we can all go home"

"I have nothing to do with this" though as Arthur said this he seemed unsure.

Merida grabbed the photo of Anna "Then explain this would ya?"

Both Brits looked at the photograph.

It was Jane who first spoke "We got that from Hans room!"

/

The cell that they were given was the usual cell you find in a local police district. It was small, it reeked of urine, there were drawings on the wall, it was quite cold and of course there was always this other person.

"Well well, looks like Gaston has a few guests" the large man commented after the first 30 seconds.

Taran sat on one of the two wooden benches "How long are we held up in here?"

Eilonwy leaned against the wall "Until someone comes here for our bail"

The red head nodded "Well the guy did owe us for bailing him that one time"

"I never understood why he got arrested though" Eilonwy rubbed her chin "He was only telling the truth"

"Well he also led a rally" Taran pointed out "Which involved nearly destroying one part of Central Park"

"I thought the wrecking part was your idea" the blonde crossed her arms "Yet you didn't spend three nights in jail"

Taran blushed "Well . . . "

"Why do you ignore Gaston!" the large man suddenly stood up.

It was only now that Taran realized there was another person in the cell "Huh who are you?"

Eilonwy cocked her head "He said his name was Pembrose Wilkenstein"

/

Anna had woken up gasping and sweating. She touched her forehead but it seemed normal, she quickly drank the glass of water on her bedside in one gulp.

By the time Tiana came in Anna was still in shock. "Honey, what's the matter?" Tiana quickly went over the girl "Are you ok?"

"I . . . I . . . had . . . . a strange dream" Anna played with her fingers "It was . . . like . . ."

"You don't need to rush it" Tiana said in a soothing voice.

"But . . . but . . ." Anna gulped "I saw someone . . . die . . ."

/

"Hans?" if Merida was trying to be a female Scottish version of Samuel L. Jackson she was excelling at it "You're saying you got this picture from Hans?"

"Or Tarzan" Jane said quietly.

"Look I would be very willing to explain everything but one I'm bounded up and two there are a lot of people in this room and one of them maybe high" Arthur said.

Aurora took a moment to register that "Hey!"

"Aren't you as well?" Jane looked at him "You had five cups"

As if on cue Arthur burped.

"Aww . . ." Esmeralda cooed and everyone looked at her "What, being pregnant makes everything look cute"

Arthur raised a brow "You bounded up a pregnant woman?"

"I was high on rage!" Merida raised her hands "And Mulan went along with it"

"It was payback for Es using one of my bras and leaving a foul smell" Mulan retorted.

"For the eleventh time it was Aurora!" Esmeralda yelled.

Aurora perked up "Nuh-uh, I only used her bra that one other time!"

"So you did use my bra!" Mulan was ready to grab the belt again "Did you have to leave the remnants of your . . ."

"Hello two male species still in the room" Arthur quipped "If you'd like to give my friend over there any good ideas I encourage you to continue if not so . . ."

Merida screamed out "ALRIGHT CUT IT!" she pointed at Esmeralda "Unbound the mother and her child"

"Finally equality!" Esmeralda fake cheered as Mulan pull off the scarf. "You therefore have decreased your chances to be my child's godmother"

"I'm not in the financial position to do so anyway" Mulan placed the scarf back on her neck "Are you gonna tell us to leave as well?"

"Well sure go" Merida said trying to unbound Jane. "Sorry about that"

The British lady stood up and dusted her knees "At least I know I'm not a bondage type of chick"

"What do we do with that guy?" Aurora pointed.

"He sleeps and pays the rent here" Merida shrugged "Pull him out"

"Good I never got to whip anyone" Mulan then pulled Kuzco outside in glee.

/

After what felt like 2 years for Taran but was actually eleven hours someone had finally paid their bail allowing him to embrace the outside world.

"The sky!" Taran screamed and waved his hands "You weren't this blue as before" he pointed at the fire hydrant "And you weren't as red as before as well"

Eilonwy was waving at the police officer "Tell Gaston I said bye!"

Taran stopped his appreciation for the outside world "DO NOT PRONOUNCE THAT NAME!"

Arthur yawned, it was eight in the morning and he had to bail his friends out of jail after he was assaulted by numerous women, go figure.

"Well he was a . . . well not necessarily nice" the blonde bounced towards where they were on the sidewalk "But it was an interesting night"

"Dude whatever we're having for breakfast" Taran raised a finger "We are not having eggs!"

"Sure . . ." Arthur rubbed his eyes "No eggs"

Eilonwy "No we're having eggs"

"Then we're having eggs"

Taran looked at his girlfriend "Please . . . you're supposed to love me"

Eilonwy cocked her head "But I want you to be healthy as Gaston"

"12 eggs per meal is abuse!" Taran marched down the sidewalk "I don't care if I have to eat snails for breakfast! JUST NO EGGS!"

"Snail's eggs?" Arthur yawned.

Eilonwy turned to him "Well that isn't such a bad idea . . ."

"Huh?"

/

"It's good to get out of that place you know" Elsa said wiping her spoon and fork "You become unhealthy"

Tiana was supposed to make a snarky remark but decided against it. "Thanks for treating me breakfast" she said instead.

Elsa nodded "Well you and Merida have been watching over my sister even though I should be doing it, it's the least I could do"

"So you aren't gonna tell your parents?" Tiana asked.

The platinum blonde lady sliced her pancakes "Oh, you aren't aware that our parents are deceased?"

Tiana paused in getting her coffee "They are?"

"Did Anna not tell you?" Elsa took a bite of her pancakes then chewed and swallowed before continuing "We've been orphaned since we were twelve"

"Well that's . . . a shock" Tiana sipped her coffee "Anna just seemed so . . . normal"

Elsa raised a brow "So are you implying . . ."

"No no no" Tiana shook her hands "I mean . . . she's free spirited . . . like she's never felt . . . no what I'm trying to say is . . ."

"Yes you're right" Elsa placed her spoon and fork down "She's more carefree than I am"

"NO NO NO NO!" a yell was heard. "NO DAMN SNAIL EGGS!"

The cashier tried to calm the customer "Sir, we don't serve snail eggs"

"Aww . . ." the blonde girl pouted "But . . ."

"NO EILONWY PLEASE!" the red headed boy leaned against the counter "I'll have the bacon"

Tiana looked at the three people "Hey . . . EILONWY!" the Louisianan waved.

The girl perked up when she saw Tiana "Hey, it's Queen Latifah!"

Tiana stopped waving "What?"

Later the three joined the pair of girls.

"This is Elsa" Tiana gestured towards the said person "She's Anna's older sister"

Elsa bowed her head "A pleasant to meet you"

Taran spat at his coffee cup "You're . . . Elsa Vinterdotter?"

"Nice to meet you" Eilonwy offered her hand which the woman shook. "See she isn't that scary"

Elsa blinked "Excuse me?"

Tiana did a shaky laugh "Oh, don't mind it . . . Arthur you okay?"

The said person was currently sleeping on his plate which was empty since he did not order anything.

Taran shook his head then answered Tiana "Oh, apparently Merida had him bounded along with a couple of other girls"

"SHE DID WHAT!?" Tiana waved herself "Are you freaking . . . that girl . . ."

"Well he just has a way with women" Taran chuckled "Since he was a kid he was always on the ends with them"

Elsa was looking at Arthur with a certain look.

"Why are you guys here anyway?" Tiana asked "What got tired of the food in mess hall already?"

Eilonwy was quite pleased to answer "Oh we got arrested and met this interesting person"

"Oh for the love of . . ." Taran shook Arthur "Dude can I borrow your earphones?"

Tiana just gave her a 'seriously' look.

"Oh it was such a wonderful evening" Eilonwy's eyes brightened "His name was Gaston and he told us the secret of his strength, he even told us in song"

"Nanananana" Taran chanted as he shook his friend "Oh come on! I know you're awake! You just want me to crack!"

Arthur finally lifted his head from the plate "In the name of Gandalf stop shaking me"

"I just don't wanna hear the song!" Taran whined.

Elsa spoke "Pendragon?"

Arthur looked at the woman "Um . . . yes?"

/

"I'm sorry I hadn't been able to come here as much" Hans said preparing Anna's soup "But I don't have a flexible schedule as your friends"

Anna smiled "No it's alright I'm fine" she then allowed the man to spoon feed her.

"Well I still apologize" he sighed "I promise I'll try to come as often as I can"

"Oh no really" she waved her hands "There's no need for that" she was silenced when Hans placed another spoon in her mouth.

"Now just finish your food and we'll deal with that later now won't we" he scooped up another round for her to eat "Now chew and swallow please"

Anna did as told and opened her mouth for another one. After finishing her soup she checked the clock "Hmm . . . Merida's coming in later"

"She's the Scandinavian right?" Hans said fixing up the bowl and stuff.

She laughed "She's not a Scandanavian"

"Well she just seems more . . . wild" Hans shivered "And she even had the nerve to try and poison me with declaration"

Again she laughed "Oh that is so her"

"I better get going then" he took out her hand and kissed it "I'll come by later"

"You . . . you . . . don't need to do that" she quickly took her hand and rubbed it "I've got too many care takers already"

Hans nodded "Indeed, and your sister also added to that number"

At once Anna's eyes went wide "What!?"

"My, did you not know?" Hans said shocked "I just saw her come out of the hospital I presumed she saw you since she was with Briggs"

"Briggs? You mean Tiana?" Anna went back to lying down "Oh crap"

Hans held her hand "I'm sorry, I guess I didn't keep it under wraps as much as you wanted it to be"

"No it's alright" she closed her eyes "She always finds out in the end anyway"

He leaned towards her and whispered to her ear "Do you want me to take you away?"

/

Tiana was about to take her coffee but she found out that she had already finished her cup "You get that feeling where you're in that part of the movie where revelations start . . . well to reveal"

"Well this does seem dramatic" Eilonwy stirred her tea "Hmm . . . this doesn't look like Earl Grey"

Taran looked at her drink "You ordered a soda"

"I did?" she touched her cheek "Now that isn't right"

"Nothing is ever right with you" Taran turned to his best friend "Hey are you two just gonna keep staring at each other awkwardly?"

Arthur muttered under his breath "Wanna switch places, 'cause I'd be oh so willing"

"How . . . since when did you study at Disney?" Elsa pointed a finger.

"Since four years ago" Arthur raised four fingers.

Tiana raised a brow "Wait you guys are seniors?"

"Did you know the word vagina came from the word sheath?" Eilonwy suddenly spoke.

"OK this is getting uncomfortable" Arthur raised his hands "Have we met or something?"

"Oh my . . . you don't remember anything don't you?" Elsa leaned in forward.

Taran spread his arms "Can't you see he doesn't even know what you're doing!"

"Exactly what should I remember?" Arthur asked.

Elsa's face was already inches from his nose and her gaze was even getting sharper she was like this for a few moments before her eyes widened and her features got soft "I'm sorry" she whispered she then went back to her previous position.

This left everyone else in the table confused and tense throughout the meal.

/

After breakfast the three girls went to the bathroom to freshen up and it was here that Tiana had finally had enough.

"OK I AM THROUGH WITH ALL OF THESE WEIRD STARING FITS!" she slammed her fist on the sink accidently turning on the faucet and the water spraying Eilonwy.

"Watch your actions next time" Elsa brought out a tissue from her purse.

Tiana turned off the faucet "Sorry about that"

Eilonwy took the tissue from Elsa "Thank you, I'll just wash up in the toilet bowl my bunions are waiting" she then entered the most dingy looking one.

Elsa sighed "I apologize for that scene earlier"

"Does this have something to do with . . ." Tiana tapped her foot "Hans?"

At this the older woman's eyes widened "Pardon?"

"So it is about him" Tiana placed a hand on her hip "OK, as your sister's friend and care taker I have the right to know what's the deal with him"

"There is nothing for you to know" Elsa spoke loudly before she left the restroom.

As soon as she left Tiana kicked the trash bin "Why is my life soap opera now!?"

Eilonwy slowly opened the door of her cubicle "Want me to tell you a story?"

/

A/N: Thanks to all the new follows they are very much acknowledged. Sorry if this was late but I have many excuses for them.

Icy: Again thanks for reviewing, got you a couple of Elsa scenes there. Hope you like more ice.