1Me: (Walks into kitchen) Hey everyone!
Spyro: Hey...
Cynder: Hi!
D Me: Die!
Me: Okay...
Computer: You've got dare!
Me: Dang it! I thought a sold that computer!
D Me: Oh well...We've got dare!
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I can see where you got your inspiration from...
EVERYONE (especially me)
Anywhosathingamabobber I have some dares
here!
Cynder: Kiss Eragon and then INCINERATE him!
Eragon:
Get active with hm... SPYRO!
(and I just noticed this, you said
this was an unofficial sequel to
Dreamnorn's T&D... I SAID
THAT TOO!)
Flame: Sing Goofy Goober Rock in a chorus!
Ember:
Where goofy goober underwear and take pictures for
playdragon
magazine! (Playdragon=Playboy)
I have nothing for spyro so, im good! Keep this T&D alive while mine's dies.
Stratoxl1
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Me: (Drops cup of coffee; it shatters on impact with floor.)
D Me: *snicker* HAHAHAHAHA!
Cynder: What? (Reads dare and faints)
Me: Well...I can't say I've been dared to do that before...
Cynder: (Wakes up) Same here...
Me: Okay...(Kisses Cynder)
Cynder: Now I get to INCINERATE you!
Me: Ah! Well...Now's a great time to sing that ridiculous song I heard the other day, while running.
Cynder: DIE!
Me: I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick...
D Me: Ahhh! That is the gayest song of the century...But then again you are...
Me: Hey! I am not gay, thank you very much...
D Me: Whatever...
Me: Cynder, hold on for a minute...(Pulls out new weapon, The Nuclear Decimater)
D Me: Holy Crap! Where'd you get that?
Me: None of your business! (Blasts D Me with the ND)
Cynder: Okay...Back to this!
Me: See...This is why I don't like to kiss girls that I've barely known...
Cynder: (Shoots Me with Dark Acid)
Me: OH CRAP! (Melts into a skeleton)
D Me: I've got it...Revive!
Me: Whew! Thank you! Next dare!
D Me: (Reads dare) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Cynder: (Also reads dare) *gigglesnort* Well...that was...that IS disturbing...
Me: What? (Reads his dare) OH MY GOD!
Spyro: Uh.....................................................................................................................(Falls dead)
Me: Strat...You killed Spyro! Therefore, I don't have to do the dare! XP
D Me: What's the next one!
Me: This is a good one! Though I wish someone would make one of these guys sing 'Virus Alert' by Weird Al...
D Me: O.o...Okay...Flame!
Flame: Huh?
Me: Hehe! You have to sing the chorus to the rock song, 'Goofy Goober Rock'...
Flame: Yay! (Changes into Spongebob's wizard costume)
Me: O.o...
D Me: You took the facial expression right off my face...
Flame: I'M A GOOFY GOOBER, ROCK! YOU'RE A GOOFY GOOBER! ROCK! WE'RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS! ROCK!
Me: (On floor, twitching)
D Me: Call in the military!
Mistress: You called?
Ember: Wait...She's your military?
Me: Yep! Now sic Flame!
Mistress: (Pulls out BCLOUD*)
Me: For those who don't know what BCLOUD stands for...It stands for Blue Carrot Launcher Of Uncertain Death...
Flame: NO! (Get's blown apart)
Mistress: See you later mortals! (Jumps out window)
Me: Mortals? Dude...She's part cat, part dragon...That's creepier than me kissing Cynder...
D Me: Right well...Moving on!
Me: Right, let's see here, Oh! HAHAHA!
Ember: (Eyes Widen) NO!
D Me: If you say no...We'll give you two choices since we're more forgiving than Lucas and Mistress...One, You have to get blown apart in every chapter, or Two, Face my penalty!
Ember: I'll get blown up every chapter.
D Me: Okay. (Pushes a random red button)
Ember: (Explodes)
Me: Now that's how you go out with a bang!
D Me: Shut up...
Me: Okay...
Computer: You've got dare!
Me: Yay!
D Me: Let's see here...
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Hahaha! this is funny. Ok time for them to
scream.
SPyro: Can't touch cynder or else he will die
Cynder:
has to kiss spyro or else she switches bodies with ember
Ember:
you get a freebie(for now)
Moneybags: must give his wallet to
Chris Ihateyou from TDG( Then torture
moneybags)
Flames: why do
you like Ember?
Sparx: get vaporized by D. Me
ALL HAIL DARTHDRAGON!
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Me: (hands card to Spyro)
Spyro: NO!
Me: Haha! Cynder!
Cynder: (Reads card) Yay! (Kisses Spyro)
Spyro: (Dies)
Me Well...that was subtle...
D Me: Yeah...OMG!
Me: What?!?!
D Me: DARTHDRAGON ACTUALLY GAVE EMBER A FREEBIE!
Me: EEEKKK! (Screams like a girl and faints)
D Me: Okay...
Me: (Wakes up) Ugh...What happened?
D Me: Nothing now do the next dare!
Me: Fine! Moneybags!
Moneybags: Huh!
D Me: (Sneaks behind him and steals wallet)
Moneybags: NO! MY WALLET!
Me: Dude! There's over a million gems in here! We're getting half, Chris can have the other half!
D Me: Okay...(Pulls half of all the gems out)
Chris: Ahem!
Me: Oh right! (Gives him half-full wallet)
Chris: (Jumps back into TDG)
Me: Well... Next!
D Me: Right! Uh...Flame!
Flame: What?
Me: Why do you like Ember?
Flame: I guess I've just had a crush on her since we first met...but she's still attracted to Spyro...WHO VISIBLY LOVES CYNDER!!!
Me: Okay...O.o
D Me: Moving on!
Me: Uh...Sparx!
Sparx: Yeah?
D Me: Hehe! (Pulls out my other new weapon, the Sonic Vaporizer)
Sparx: Crap! (Get's shot and turns into the gassy vapor)
Me: Well! We're out of dares...
D Me: Yep! So see ya next time on Truth or Dare: Spyro Style!
Me: See ya!
Cynder: Bye!
