1Me: (Walks into kitchen) Hey everyone!

Spyro: Hey...

Cynder: Hi!

D Me: Die!

Me: Okay...

Computer: You've got dare!

Me: Dang it! I thought a sold that computer!

D Me: Oh well...We've got dare!

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I can see where you got your inspiration from... EVERYONE (especially me)
Anywhosathingamabobber I have some dares here!

Cynder: Kiss Eragon and then INCINERATE him!
Eragon: Get active with hm... SPYRO!
(and I just noticed this, you said this was an unofficial sequel to
Dreamnorn's T&D... I SAID THAT TOO!)

Flame: Sing Goofy Goober Rock in a chorus!
Ember: Where goofy goober underwear and take pictures for playdragon
magazine! (Playdragon=Playboy)

I have nothing for spyro so, im good! Keep this T&D alive while mine's dies.

Stratoxl1
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Me: (Drops cup of coffee; it shatters on impact with floor.)

D Me: *snicker* HAHAHAHAHA!

Cynder: What? (Reads dare and faints)

Me: Well...I can't say I've been dared to do that before...

Cynder: (Wakes up) Same here...

Me: Okay...(Kisses Cynder)

Cynder: Now I get to INCINERATE you!

Me: Ah! Well...Now's a great time to sing that ridiculous song I heard the other day, while running.

Cynder: DIE!

Me: I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick...

D Me: Ahhh! That is the gayest song of the century...But then again you are...

Me: Hey! I am not gay, thank you very much...

D Me: Whatever...

Me: Cynder, hold on for a minute...(Pulls out new weapon, The Nuclear Decimater)

D Me: Holy Crap! Where'd you get that?

Me: None of your business! (Blasts D Me with the ND)

Cynder: Okay...Back to this!

Me: See...This is why I don't like to kiss girls that I've barely known...

Cynder: (Shoots Me with Dark Acid)

Me: OH CRAP! (Melts into a skeleton)

D Me: I've got it...Revive!

Me: Whew! Thank you! Next dare!

D Me: (Reads dare) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Cynder: (Also reads dare) *gigglesnort* Well...that was...that IS disturbing...

Me: What? (Reads his dare) OH MY GOD!

Spyro: Uh.....................................................................................................................(Falls dead)

Me: Strat...You killed Spyro! Therefore, I don't have to do the dare! XP

D Me: What's the next one!

Me: This is a good one! Though I wish someone would make one of these guys sing 'Virus Alert' by Weird Al...

D Me: O.o...Okay...Flame!

Flame: Huh?

Me: Hehe! You have to sing the chorus to the rock song, 'Goofy Goober Rock'...

Flame: Yay! (Changes into Spongebob's wizard costume)

Me: O.o...

D Me: You took the facial expression right off my face...

Flame: I'M A GOOFY GOOBER, ROCK! YOU'RE A GOOFY GOOBER! ROCK! WE'RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS! ROCK!

Me: (On floor, twitching)

D Me: Call in the military!

Mistress: You called?

Ember: Wait...She's your military?

Me: Yep! Now sic Flame!

Mistress: (Pulls out BCLOUD*)

Me: For those who don't know what BCLOUD stands for...It stands for Blue Carrot Launcher Of Uncertain Death...

Flame: NO! (Get's blown apart)

Mistress: See you later mortals! (Jumps out window)

Me: Mortals? Dude...She's part cat, part dragon...That's creepier than me kissing Cynder...

D Me: Right well...Moving on!

Me: Right, let's see here, Oh! HAHAHA!

Ember: (Eyes Widen) NO!

D Me: If you say no...We'll give you two choices since we're more forgiving than Lucas and Mistress...One, You have to get blown apart in every chapter, or Two, Face my penalty!

Ember: I'll get blown up every chapter.

D Me: Okay. (Pushes a random red button)

Ember: (Explodes)

Me: Now that's how you go out with a bang!

D Me: Shut up...

Me: Okay...

Computer: You've got dare!

Me: Yay!

D Me: Let's see here...

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Hahaha! this is funny. Ok time for them to scream.
SPyro: Can't touch cynder or else he will die
Cynder: has to kiss spyro or else she switches bodies with ember
Ember: you get a freebie(for now)
Moneybags: must give his wallet to Chris Ihateyou from TDG( Then torture
moneybags)
Flames: why do you like Ember?
Sparx: get vaporized by D. Me

ALL HAIL DARTHDRAGON!

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Me: (hands card to Spyro)

Spyro: NO!

Me: Haha! Cynder!

Cynder: (Reads card) Yay! (Kisses Spyro)

Spyro: (Dies)

Me Well...that was subtle...

D Me: Yeah...OMG!

Me: What?!?!

D Me: DARTHDRAGON ACTUALLY GAVE EMBER A FREEBIE!

Me: EEEKKK! (Screams like a girl and faints)

D Me: Okay...

Me: (Wakes up) Ugh...What happened?

D Me: Nothing now do the next dare!

Me: Fine! Moneybags!

Moneybags: Huh!

D Me: (Sneaks behind him and steals wallet)

Moneybags: NO! MY WALLET!

Me: Dude! There's over a million gems in here! We're getting half, Chris can have the other half!

D Me: Okay...(Pulls half of all the gems out)

Chris: Ahem!

Me: Oh right! (Gives him half-full wallet)

Chris: (Jumps back into TDG)

Me: Well... Next!

D Me: Right! Uh...Flame!

Flame: What?

Me: Why do you like Ember?

Flame: I guess I've just had a crush on her since we first met...but she's still attracted to Spyro...WHO VISIBLY LOVES CYNDER!!!

Me: Okay...O.o

D Me: Moving on!

Me: Uh...Sparx!

Sparx: Yeah?

D Me: Hehe! (Pulls out my other new weapon, the Sonic Vaporizer)

Sparx: Crap! (Get's shot and turns into the gassy vapor)

Me: Well! We're out of dares...

D Me: Yep! So see ya next time on Truth or Dare: Spyro Style!

Me: See ya!

Cynder: Bye!