A/N: I am REALLY, REALLY sorry for not updating in such a long time! I was going to update last weekend, but I had a ton of homework and I've had WAY too much homework this year, this is the first day I haven't had any at all. During November I will be participating in the youth version of NaNoWriMo, so I won't be able to update much, if at all.
Chapter 7: The LGM's turn.
After Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head's ear bursting rendition of California Gurls, their adoptive children wanted to go next.
"Our song is Poker Face by Lady Gaga." They said in unison. "We got it from Molly's iPod."
The song began playing and one of the aliens began singing the m-m-m-ma parts
Mum mum mum mah I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh Can't read my, P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be Can't read my, P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face I won't tell you that I love you Can't read my, Can't read my, Can't read my, P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
Mum mum mum mah
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it)
Love gameintui tion play the cards with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
Everyone was amazed with how well the little green men sang. Jessie approached them after their performance.
"You guys, that was great!" She exclaimed, helping the aliens off the stage.
"Thank you." They said together. Even though they just proved they can talk by themselves, they preferred to talk in a group.
"You guys could sing that a capella."
"What is a capella?" The squeeze toys asked
"It means that you sing without any music" Jessie explained patiently.
"Guys, we have a problem!" Mr. Potato Head called from the desk "Both iPods are dead!"
"What! They died? Literally?" Rex panicked
"No you ignoramus, the battery died." He explained, easily getting exasperated.
Jessie quickly bolted over to the desk. "I think Andy left the charging cord here too, now we have to find it under all this junk." the cowgirl kicked at a pile of papers, discarded pens and half erasers.
Nobody wanted karaoke night to be over yet, so they all helped searching. Rex was particularly devastated when he found out, since he didn't get to perform his song.
Everyone was frantically looking until Buzz found it on the floor.
"Thank gosh Buzz!" Jessie said, kissing him on the cheek. With Buzz and Woody's help, the cowgirl plugged in the iPod and turned on the computer.
"Wait, I think you have to plug in the iPod after you turn it on." Woody said.
"No, I know what I'm doing." Jessie ignored that Woody was right, but he unplugged it when she wasn't looking, then plugged it back in when the laptop booted up.
"Okay, now… start menu…. iTunes." Jessie clicked each icon as she muttered to herself. When iTunes finally came up, she looked at the bottom. 496 songs, 5 days, 120 hours. "Holy cow, Andy has an awful lot of songs."
