Chapter 7: Hello Land's End! Goodbye Monstro Town!
Last time Mario and Co went to Seaside Town and found the next Dumb Star under the Sea in a Sunken Ship. Mario gave the Star to Yaridovich and managed to defeat him. Now Mario and Co will now be going to somewhere…
Mario: Where should we go now?
Mallow: I don't know.
Geno: I think we should ask someone.
Bowser: How about Frogfucius?
Princess: Too tired to walk there.
Mario: Let's see the Elder!
Mallow: Ok!
Mario and Co go to the Elder's House.
Elder: Ah Mario! I've been expecting you. The star you're looking for is in a place called Monstro Town. To go there though, you must go through the Land's End.
Mario: We didn't ask though.
Elder: Oh…
Mario: But thanks for telling us!
Mario and Co go to the Land's End which is the end of the land. They don't know how to get to Monstro Town.
Mario: Now which way is Monstro Town?
Mallow: Let's just go to a random direction!
Geno: Yeah!
Mario and Co jump in the cannon and land on the floating tile and go to the next area. They enter the next area and find another cannon and a floating treasure chests.
Mario: WOW! A TREASURE CHEST!
Mallow: LET'S GET IT!
Mario and Co jump into the cannon and land in a pit, which made 3 Chows appear.
Chows: Bow wow!
Mario: Must destroy!
Mario destroys the 3 Chows. Than Mario and Co wonder how they'll get the treasure chest.
Mario: I got it!
If you want to know what their plan is, here it is:
Totem Pole Pile Up (They go on top of each other.)
Treasure Chest
Mallow
Princess
Geno
Mario
Bowser
Bowser: Why do I have to be on the bottom?
Mario: because you're too heavy!
Bowser: …
Mallow: I almost got it!
Than a random Lakitu flies by.
Lakitu: Oh goody! My treasure is still here!
The Lakitu obtains the Treasure Chest, which had a paper in it that says something on it.
Paper: Coming soon! Tin Mario! A Paper Mario parody!
Lakitu: Oh boy! Tin Mario!
The Lakitu flies away.
Mario and Co: …
Mario and Co go to the next area which has a lot of cannons and lizards called Geckits.
Mario: I'm tired of walking. I'm going to fast forward on this part.
Mallow: How?
Mario: Plothole!
Geno: I should have known.
Mario fast forwards the Geckit part and enters the cliff and spinning flower part.
Mario: Hooray for plotholes!
Mallow: Let's go!
Mario and Co spin jump on the flowers and manage to get to the Sky Bridge area.
Shaman: Woohoo! How about you try the NOT rigged Sky Bridge?
Mario: Well if you say it's not rigged… OK!
Shaman: Good! (Sucker!)
Mario tries but fails the Sky Bridge game.
Shaman: You lose! Now you're my slave!
Mario: WHAT!?
Shaman: Bring me another idiot slave, SLAVE!
Princess: Let me try!
Shaman: Ok! (Yay! Another sucker!)
The Princess tries but also fails.
Shaman: You lose! Now you're my slave! Bring me cake SLAVE!
Geno: I'll try!
Shaman: Good idea! (Big sucker!)
Geno tries and, you guessed it, failed!
Shaman: You lose! Now you're my slave! Bring me money SLAVE!
Bowser: RAWR! I'll try!
Shaman: OK! (Sucker!)
You know what happens to Bowser.
Shaman: You lose! Now you're my slave! Bring me balloons SLAVE!
Mallow: I'll try!
Shaman: Sure thing! (Sucker!)
Mallow tries and won!
Shaman: WHAT!? BUT HOW!?
Mallow: Plothole!
Shaman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOW I'M YOU'RE SLAVE!
Mallow: Release you're slaves, SLAVE!
Shaman: Ok, Master.
The Shaman releases his slaves.
Mallow: Let's go!
Shaman: I shall teleport you Master!
The Shaman teleports Mario and Co to Belome Temple.
Mario: Where are we?
Mallow: Read that 50 Foot sign over there.
Sign: WELCOME TO BELOME TEMPLE! THE PLACE WHERE YOU FIGHT BELOME AGAIN! OR GO TO MONSTRO TOWN!
Mario: Odd…
Mario and Co go into the fortune teller room.
Shaman: Welcome! Would you like you're fortune told?
Mario: Ok.
Shaman: Ok… I see… I see… YOU! WILL! BE! IN… TIN MARIO!
Mario: I will!? Cool!
Shaman: I also see that the next room will contain a plothole that'll lead you to Belome!
Mario: Ok…
Mario and Co enter the next room and see the plothole.
Mario: Let's go into that plothole!
Mario and Co jump into the Plothole and are face to face with Belome.
Mario and Mallow: BELOME!?
Belome: I'm hungry again…
Mario and Co: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Belome eats… the door to the room with Monstro Town's Pipe!?
Belome: Now I'm full.
Mario: But you ate yourself!
Belome: I know. I came back by using…
Mallow: Let me guess, a plothole?
Belome: Nope! I used a warp pipe.
Mario: Ok…
Mario and Co go to the room with the pipe to Monstro Town.
Mario: That must be the pipe to Monstro Town!
Mallow: Let's go!
Mario and Co enter Monstro Town and enter Monstermama's House.
Monstermama: Hello there! We hadn't had a visitor in days.
Mario: We're here for a star.
Monstermama: Star? Oh! You mean our star! She's upstairs!
Mario: REALLY!? But how can you tell it's a she?
Monstermama: She is pink!
Mario: Oh… LET'S GO!
Mario and Co scurry up the stairs and find a Treasure Chest Monster, a Mouse, and a Starslap.
Mario: WE'RE HERE FOR THE STAR!
Mouse: You don't have to shout! Besides! She's right there!
Starslap: La, La, La…
Mario: … THAT'S IT!? THAT'S THE REASON WE CAME UP HERE!? #$$! I'M GOING TO SUE THAT ELDER!
Bowser: Oh yeah that reminds me… I'M STILL GOING TO SUE YOU PEACH!
Mouse: Get out! Yelling and cursing is not allowed in our clubhouse!
The Mouse kicks Mario and Co out.
Mario: #$#$ MOUSE!
They enter a house with a Piranha Plant, Chow, and Thwomp.
Mario: Shouldn't you be in a pot Piranha Plant?
Piranha Plant: Sometimes I can here our neighbor next door mumbling about an evil this and a crystal that. He sealed his door so that only a crystal can open it. Isn't a crystal like some sort of SHINY ROCK? I know I've seen one somewhere!
Mario: Why did you say Shiny Rock in all caps?
Piranha Plant: I don't know.
Mario and Co leave and go next door.
Mario: The door is locked!
Door: NO! I've been sealed!
Mallow: Did that door just talk?
Door: No…
Mallow: Oh…
The Shiny Stone then starts reacting! The door has been unsealed!
Door: Finally! That seal has been bugging me!
Seal: Arf!
Mario: You mean you actually had an actual seal on you!?
Door: Yup! It really wants fish.
Mario: We're going through you now.
Door: Ok!
Mallow: I thought you didn't talk!
Door: Oh right!
Mario and Co enter the unsealed door and end up in another dimension.
Mario: Where are we?
???: You're in my dimension.
Mario: Who are you?
???: I am Culex!
Mario: You look like you came from a Final Fantasy game.
Culex: This game is also made by Square Soft.
Mario: Oh…
Culex: I wish to challenge you're strongest knight before I go. Will you accept my offer?
Mario: Ok!
Culex: En garde!
Insert Culex Music Here
Culex: I am matter… I am antimatter… I can see your past… I can see your future… I consume time… And I will consume YOU!
Culex summons his 4 Crystals to battle with him.
Culex: 4096 HP
Earth Crystal: 3200 HP
Fire Crystal: 2500 HP
Water Crystal: 1800 HP
Wind Crystal: 800 HP
Wind Crystal: Whhhhhhooooo…
Earth Crystal: I hate being awakened.
Water Crystal: Get me back underground!
Fire Crystal: I gotta vacuum tonight!
Everyone looks at the Fire Crystal.
Fire Crystal: What?
Mario: Jump!
Mario jumps on the Wind Crystal.
Wind Crystal: OW!!!
Wind Crystal: 594 HP
Mario: They have too much HP! We can't win!
Culex: Actually we're covering our real HP with fake HP.
Culex: Real HP: 40 HP
Earth Crystal: Real HP: 32 HP
Fire Crystal: Real HP: 25 HP
Water Crystal: Real HP: 18 HP
Wind Crystal: Real HP: 0 HP (Use to be 8.)
Mario: …
Mario uses a Rock Candy he stole off Toad when he fainted.
Mallow: When did you get that?
Mario: I stole it from Toad when he went unconscious.
Mallow: Oh…
Mario caused 200 Damage to Culex and his Crystals!
Culex and His Crystals: 0 HP
Mario and Co wins!
Culex: Here have this Quartz Charm!
Mario obtains a Quartz Charm!
Mario: Thanks!
Culex: Goodbye!
Culex and Culex's door disappears.
Mario: Huh!?
Mallow: Oh well…
Monstermama: Well there you are!
Mario: Hello again!
Monstermama: I thought you meant our star so here I'll help you by calling someone to help you find your star! Sky Troops! I need you!
5 Hours later.
Sergeant Flutter: What was our flying time Troops?
Sky Troops: 8.08 Seconds!
Sergeant Flutter: Sky Troops ready for duty Ma'am! But we're late by .08 Seconds!
Mario: You were late by 5 Hours!
Monstermama: This fellow wants to go to Bean Valley! Like most of the people who went searching for stars!
Sergeant Flutter: Yes Ma'am! Mission Objective: Get Mustache over Cliff to Bean Valley!
Mario: But we don't…
Monstermama: Good! Now be sure he goes over the cliff! Not like last time!
Flashback!
Sergeant Flutter: Mission complete Ma'am!
Monstermama: I told you I wanted to go to the Store! Not the Washing Machine!
End of Flashback…
Sergeant Flutter: Yes Ma'am!
Sergeant Flutter and his Sky Troops leave.
Monstermama: They are odd, but trustworthy. Sort of…
Mario: Let's go! We'll be back!
Mario and Co leave and enter the Dojo by mistake.
Jinx: Finally! I shall give you this Jinx Belt!
Mario obtains the Jinx Belt.
Bowser: Hey you!
Jagger: Yes?
Bowser: Were you in my Koopa Troop?
Jagger: Nope!
Bowser: Oh…
Mario leaves and goes back to the Land's End.
Mario: Let's use another plothole to get to the cliff!
Mallow: Yeah!
Mario and Co use another plothole to get to the cliff.
Sergeant Flutter: There you are! Now jump on our backs!
Mario and Co: Ok!
Mario and Co jump on their backs and they carry him to the top of the cliff.
Sergeant Flutter: Good luck!
Meanwhile at Monstro Town…
Boo: We, the 3 Musty Fears! Shall have our revenge today!
Greaper: Yeah!
Dry Bones: Here is the dynamite!
Boo: Good! Now let's blow up this town!
Boo lights a match and sets the fuse on the dynamite!
Dry Bones: Yes!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Monstro Town is no more!
The 3 Musty Fears: Yes!
End of Chapter 7:
Why did the 3 Musty Fears blow up Monstro Town? What's in Bean Valley? How may plotholes have been in this Fun Fiction so far? Will I finish this Fun Fiction so I can work on Tin Mario? Find out on Chapter 8: Bean Valley and Nimbus Land!
