Chapter 7: Hello Land's End! Goodbye Monstro Town!

Last time Mario and Co went to Seaside Town and found the next Dumb Star under the Sea in a Sunken Ship. Mario gave the Star to Yaridovich and managed to defeat him. Now Mario and Co will now be going to somewhere…

Mario: Where should we go now?

Mallow: I don't know.

Geno: I think we should ask someone.

Bowser: How about Frogfucius?

Princess: Too tired to walk there.

Mario: Let's see the Elder!

Mallow: Ok!

Mario and Co go to the Elder's House.

Elder: Ah Mario! I've been expecting you. The star you're looking for is in a place called Monstro Town. To go there though, you must go through the Land's End.

Mario: We didn't ask though.

Elder: Oh…

Mario: But thanks for telling us!

Mario and Co go to the Land's End which is the end of the land. They don't know how to get to Monstro Town.

Mario: Now which way is Monstro Town?

Mallow: Let's just go to a random direction!

Geno: Yeah!

Mario and Co jump in the cannon and land on the floating tile and go to the next area. They enter the next area and find another cannon and a floating treasure chests.

Mario: WOW! A TREASURE CHEST!

Mallow: LET'S GET IT!

Mario and Co jump into the cannon and land in a pit, which made 3 Chows appear.

Chows: Bow wow!

Mario: Must destroy!

Mario destroys the 3 Chows. Than Mario and Co wonder how they'll get the treasure chest.

Mario: I got it!

If you want to know what their plan is, here it is:

Totem Pole Pile Up (They go on top of each other.)

Treasure Chest

Mallow

Princess

Geno

Mario

Bowser

Bowser: Why do I have to be on the bottom?

Mario: because you're too heavy!

Bowser: …

Mallow: I almost got it!

Than a random Lakitu flies by.

Lakitu: Oh goody! My treasure is still here!

The Lakitu obtains the Treasure Chest, which had a paper in it that says something on it.

Paper: Coming soon! Tin Mario! A Paper Mario parody!

Lakitu: Oh boy! Tin Mario!

The Lakitu flies away.

Mario and Co: …

Mario and Co go to the next area which has a lot of cannons and lizards called Geckits.

Mario: I'm tired of walking. I'm going to fast forward on this part.

Mallow: How?

Mario: Plothole!

Geno: I should have known.

Mario fast forwards the Geckit part and enters the cliff and spinning flower part.

Mario: Hooray for plotholes!

Mallow: Let's go!

Mario and Co spin jump on the flowers and manage to get to the Sky Bridge area.

Shaman: Woohoo! How about you try the NOT rigged Sky Bridge?

Mario: Well if you say it's not rigged… OK!

Shaman: Good! (Sucker!)

Mario tries but fails the Sky Bridge game.

Shaman: You lose! Now you're my slave!

Mario: WHAT!?

Shaman: Bring me another idiot slave, SLAVE!

Princess: Let me try!

Shaman: Ok! (Yay! Another sucker!)

The Princess tries but also fails.

Shaman: You lose! Now you're my slave! Bring me cake SLAVE!

Geno: I'll try!

Shaman: Good idea! (Big sucker!)

Geno tries and, you guessed it, failed!

Shaman: You lose! Now you're my slave! Bring me money SLAVE!

Bowser: RAWR! I'll try!

Shaman: OK! (Sucker!)

You know what happens to Bowser.

Shaman: You lose! Now you're my slave! Bring me balloons SLAVE!

Mallow: I'll try!

Shaman: Sure thing! (Sucker!)

Mallow tries and won!

Shaman: WHAT!? BUT HOW!?

Mallow: Plothole!

Shaman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOW I'M YOU'RE SLAVE!

Mallow: Release you're slaves, SLAVE!

Shaman: Ok, Master.

The Shaman releases his slaves.

Mallow: Let's go!

Shaman: I shall teleport you Master!

The Shaman teleports Mario and Co to Belome Temple.

Mario: Where are we?

Mallow: Read that 50 Foot sign over there.

Sign: WELCOME TO BELOME TEMPLE! THE PLACE WHERE YOU FIGHT BELOME AGAIN! OR GO TO MONSTRO TOWN!

Mario: Odd…

Mario and Co go into the fortune teller room.

Shaman: Welcome! Would you like you're fortune told?

Mario: Ok.

Shaman: Ok… I see… I see… YOU! WILL! BE! IN… TIN MARIO!

Mario: I will!? Cool!

Shaman: I also see that the next room will contain a plothole that'll lead you to Belome!

Mario: Ok…

Mario and Co enter the next room and see the plothole.

Mario: Let's go into that plothole!

Mario and Co jump into the Plothole and are face to face with Belome.

Mario and Mallow: BELOME!?

Belome: I'm hungry again…

Mario and Co: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Belome eats… the door to the room with Monstro Town's Pipe!?

Belome: Now I'm full.

Mario: But you ate yourself!

Belome: I know. I came back by using…

Mallow: Let me guess, a plothole?

Belome: Nope! I used a warp pipe.

Mario: Ok…

Mario and Co go to the room with the pipe to Monstro Town.

Mario: That must be the pipe to Monstro Town!

Mallow: Let's go!

Mario and Co enter Monstro Town and enter Monstermama's House.

Monstermama: Hello there! We hadn't had a visitor in days.

Mario: We're here for a star.

Monstermama: Star? Oh! You mean our star! She's upstairs!

Mario: REALLY!? But how can you tell it's a she?

Monstermama: She is pink!

Mario: Oh… LET'S GO!

Mario and Co scurry up the stairs and find a Treasure Chest Monster, a Mouse, and a Starslap.

Mario: WE'RE HERE FOR THE STAR!

Mouse: You don't have to shout! Besides! She's right there!

Starslap: La, La, La…

Mario: … THAT'S IT!? THAT'S THE REASON WE CAME UP HERE!? #$$! I'M GOING TO SUE THAT ELDER!

Bowser: Oh yeah that reminds me… I'M STILL GOING TO SUE YOU PEACH!

Mouse: Get out! Yelling and cursing is not allowed in our clubhouse!

The Mouse kicks Mario and Co out.

Mario: #$#$ MOUSE!

They enter a house with a Piranha Plant, Chow, and Thwomp.

Mario: Shouldn't you be in a pot Piranha Plant?

Piranha Plant: Sometimes I can here our neighbor next door mumbling about an evil this and a crystal that. He sealed his door so that only a crystal can open it. Isn't a crystal like some sort of SHINY ROCK? I know I've seen one somewhere!

Mario: Why did you say Shiny Rock in all caps?

Piranha Plant: I don't know.

Mario and Co leave and go next door.

Mario: The door is locked!

Door: NO! I've been sealed!

Mallow: Did that door just talk?

Door: No…

Mallow: Oh…

The Shiny Stone then starts reacting! The door has been unsealed!

Door: Finally! That seal has been bugging me!

Seal: Arf!

Mario: You mean you actually had an actual seal on you!?

Door: Yup! It really wants fish.

Mario: We're going through you now.

Door: Ok!

Mallow: I thought you didn't talk!

Door: Oh right!

Mario and Co enter the unsealed door and end up in another dimension.

Mario: Where are we?

???: You're in my dimension.

Mario: Who are you?

???: I am Culex!

Mario: You look like you came from a Final Fantasy game.

Culex: This game is also made by Square Soft.

Mario: Oh…

Culex: I wish to challenge you're strongest knight before I go. Will you accept my offer?

Mario: Ok!

Culex: En garde!

Insert Culex Music Here

Culex: I am matter… I am antimatter… I can see your past… I can see your future… I consume time… And I will consume YOU!

Culex summons his 4 Crystals to battle with him.

Culex: 4096 HP

Earth Crystal: 3200 HP

Fire Crystal: 2500 HP

Water Crystal: 1800 HP

Wind Crystal: 800 HP

Wind Crystal: Whhhhhhooooo…

Earth Crystal: I hate being awakened.

Water Crystal: Get me back underground!

Fire Crystal: I gotta vacuum tonight!

Everyone looks at the Fire Crystal.

Fire Crystal: What?

Mario: Jump!

Mario jumps on the Wind Crystal.

Wind Crystal: OW!!!

Wind Crystal: 594 HP

Mario: They have too much HP! We can't win!

Culex: Actually we're covering our real HP with fake HP.

Culex: Real HP: 40 HP

Earth Crystal: Real HP: 32 HP

Fire Crystal: Real HP: 25 HP

Water Crystal: Real HP: 18 HP

Wind Crystal: Real HP: 0 HP (Use to be 8.)

Mario: …

Mario uses a Rock Candy he stole off Toad when he fainted.

Mallow: When did you get that?

Mario: I stole it from Toad when he went unconscious.

Mallow: Oh…

Mario caused 200 Damage to Culex and his Crystals!

Culex and His Crystals: 0 HP

Mario and Co wins!

Culex: Here have this Quartz Charm!

Mario obtains a Quartz Charm!

Mario: Thanks!

Culex: Goodbye!

Culex and Culex's door disappears.

Mario: Huh!?

Mallow: Oh well…

Monstermama: Well there you are!

Mario: Hello again!

Monstermama: I thought you meant our star so here I'll help you by calling someone to help you find your star! Sky Troops! I need you!

5 Hours later.

Sergeant Flutter: What was our flying time Troops?

Sky Troops: 8.08 Seconds!

Sergeant Flutter: Sky Troops ready for duty Ma'am! But we're late by .08 Seconds!

Mario: You were late by 5 Hours!

Monstermama: This fellow wants to go to Bean Valley! Like most of the people who went searching for stars!

Sergeant Flutter: Yes Ma'am! Mission Objective: Get Mustache over Cliff to Bean Valley!

Mario: But we don't…

Monstermama: Good! Now be sure he goes over the cliff! Not like last time!

Flashback!

Sergeant Flutter: Mission complete Ma'am!

Monstermama: I told you I wanted to go to the Store! Not the Washing Machine!

End of Flashback…

Sergeant Flutter: Yes Ma'am!

Sergeant Flutter and his Sky Troops leave.

Monstermama: They are odd, but trustworthy. Sort of…

Mario: Let's go! We'll be back!

Mario and Co leave and enter the Dojo by mistake.

Jinx: Finally! I shall give you this Jinx Belt!

Mario obtains the Jinx Belt.

Bowser: Hey you!

Jagger: Yes?

Bowser: Were you in my Koopa Troop?

Jagger: Nope!

Bowser: Oh…

Mario leaves and goes back to the Land's End.

Mario: Let's use another plothole to get to the cliff!

Mallow: Yeah!

Mario and Co use another plothole to get to the cliff.

Sergeant Flutter: There you are! Now jump on our backs!

Mario and Co: Ok!

Mario and Co jump on their backs and they carry him to the top of the cliff.

Sergeant Flutter: Good luck!

Meanwhile at Monstro Town…

Boo: We, the 3 Musty Fears! Shall have our revenge today!

Greaper: Yeah!

Dry Bones: Here is the dynamite!

Boo: Good! Now let's blow up this town!

Boo lights a match and sets the fuse on the dynamite!

Dry Bones: Yes!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Monstro Town is no more!

The 3 Musty Fears: Yes!

End of Chapter 7:

Why did the 3 Musty Fears blow up Monstro Town? What's in Bean Valley? How may plotholes have been in this Fun Fiction so far? Will I finish this Fun Fiction so I can work on Tin Mario? Find out on Chapter 8: Bean Valley and Nimbus Land!