The songs being played are 'Oh Come, Oh Come, Emmanuel ' and Cheese's version of '12 Days Of Christmas'

This is also my answer to people who've called Speedy a twit or suggested Polly thought he did. This is my answer to all of you, and you know who you are, and Speedy isn't a twit at all.

Guido sat in the Pizza Parlor with his brother, Cosmo, and his wife, Miyoshi, the next day as he was working on his Best Man speech. Lucielle and Francine were also there to listen. Speedy and Polly were convienently out making deliveries. Guido snapped his paper in front of him and cleared his throat. "OK, OK, how does this sound?" He stood up on a chair. "I'd like everyone to raise their glasses to Speedy and Polly." Francine and Lucielle raised their soda glasses. "AS you know, Speedy and Polly have both been my best friends for as long as I can remember. I know that there have been a number of times when the three of us havn't gotten along.."

" A number?" Cosmo and Myoshi said.

Guido cleared his throat. "And I know that I havn't always been nice to them, especially Speedy.."

"You?!" Cosmo and Myoshi said.

"But deep down inside…I love both of you guys! You guys are, without a doubt just like a brother and a sister to me.

"And ya treated them like one too!" Cosmo cracked.

"Anyway," Guido said. "where to begin? what can you say of about ten years of pizza making and pizza delivering, and fighting Ninjas and Big Cheese and defending Tokyo! Not to mention getting clobbered by the groom on occasion and plowed on the head by the bride's frying pan.." They all laughed at that.

"Ahem.." Cosmo said,.

"OK, I deserved all of it! Man..when I think about all we've been through…there's been so much, I can't even begin to describe it. But through it all I know that I had your friendships, and I know that you both had each other. Even though you both did fight a lot and some times didn't always see eye to eye I knew that you guys were madly in love!"

"Sounds good so far," Lucielle said encouragingly.

"Keep talking, you're next ya know," Cosmo said.

"I am?" Lucielle asked.

"Yeah. It's tradition. After the Best Man Makes a speech it's the Maid-Of-Honor's turn," Myoshi pointed out.

"Oh my," Lucielle blushed. "I hope I can do it. I've never given a speech before!"

"My sweet, I have no doubt that you can," Guido said, sitting next to Lucielle. "I'll gladly help you out."

"You got your own speech to write," Cosmo pointed out. "Let me help ya."

"Nah, I don't think so," Guido said.

"why?"

"Need I remind you of the toast you gave at our Uncle Heroshi's wedding a few years ago?"

"Oh, that was a bad toast," Francine said.

"It wasn't that bad."

"I never heared anyone curse in a toast," Francine added.

"Just trying to have a little fun."

"Our whole family was there, all my friends! You embarrassed me beyond belief!"

"well still, her Dad didn't have to throw me out of the wedding like that! He could have just asked me to leave, I was slammed into garbage cans! YOU certainly didn't help, brother, you didn't speak to me for 2 weeks!"

"Cause you embarrassed me in front of my friends! I had to spend at least 2 hours apologizing for your behavior! That had to have been one of the worst all time toasts. All the more reason why I'll write my own toast and help Lucielle with hers. Now, you and Miyoshi are gonna be catering, right?"

"Depends. wE are invited to this, right?"

"Of course!"

"Then we'll be happy to! 50 off for our friends!"

"For me, I'LL be paying for it, thank you!"

"But you are going to have the reception here at the Pizza Parlor, right?"

"Yes, Francine, we're having it at the Pizza Parlor. Just clear enough room for all of us to dance. OK. Now, Lucielle, what song did you say you wanted to sing at the ceremony?"

"I thought I'd do a song I heard called 'Oh Come, Oh Come, Emmanuel' ." It's really pretty."

"Oh, that sounds great."

Cosmo looked at his brother, amused. "Myoshi, is it possible that my brother was abducted during the night and replaced by a robotic look-alike?"

"Ha, ha!" Guido said, putting up his hands in mock surrender.

"But, seriously, Guido, here you are, doing something for Speedy and trying to make him happy without trying to make yourself look good. Are you sick?"
"If he is, lets hope this illness lasts forever!" Francine cracked.

"Cute Francine! But, seriously, I really want to do a really good job with this. I wanna be the best Best Man ever! I owe it to them. I admit it, I'm not perfect, I'm far from perfect. I've put them, particularly Speedy, through a lot. I was surprised that he even asked me to be Best Man! But this is my chance to make it up to them! I just want to give them the most beautiful, romantic wedding they ever had to say I'm sorry!"

"You sure you're OK, brother?"

"Definitely! Hey, Lucielle, can we hear some of that song you're gonna sing?"

"OK," She smiled and started up the jukebox. Soon the lovely sound of her voice filled the room.

"Oh, come, oh, come, Emmanuel,
And ransom captive Israel,
That mourns in lonely exile here
Until the Son of God appear.
Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel

Shall come to you, O Israel!

Oh, come, our Wisdom from on high,
Who ordered all things mightily;
To us the path of knowledge show,
and teach us in her ways to go.
Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel
Shall come to you, O Israel!

Oh, come, oh, come, our Lord of might,
Who to your tribes on Sinai's height
In ancient times gave holy law,
In cloud and majesty and awe.
Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel
Shall come to you, O Israel!

Oh, come O Rod of Jesse's stem,
From ev'ry foe deliver them
That trust your mighty pow'r to save;
Bring them in vict'ry through the grave.
Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel
Shall come to you, O Israel!

Oh, come, O Key of David, come,
And open wide our heav'nly home;
Make safe the way that leads on high,
And close the path to misery.
Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel
Shall come to you, O Israel!

Oh, come, our Dayspring from on high,
And cheer us by your drawing nigh,
Disperse the gloomy clouds of night,
And death's dark shadows put to flight.
Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel
Shall come to you, O Israel!

Oh, come, Desire of nations, bind
In one the hearts of all mankind;
Oh, bid our sad divisions cease,
And be yourself our King of Peace.
Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel
Shall come to you, O Israel!"

Everyone clapped at that. "Lovely!" Cosmo said. "So, what day is the wedding?"

"Christmas Eve, 7:00, outside the Holy Name Church in the woods. Speedy's gonna talk to Minister Kato tomorrow."

Meanwhile Polly was finishing making her deliveries and was on her way back to the Pizza Parlor, happier than she had ever been and feeling like she was floating on top of the world. He blue eyes sparkled and twinkled with undeniable joy and her smile could be seen from a mile away as she happily greeted everyone she passed. She took a flower and started to pluck its pedals. "He loves me, he loves me not. He loves me, he loves me not."

"He loves you," the familar voice of her fiance came from behind her as he wrapped his arms around her and started to pluck the pedals. "He loves you, he loves you, he loves you. He loves you a LOT!" He put his hand on her shoulder and kissed her cheek. "You had deliveries too, Kitten?"

She nodded. "Going my way, Speedy?" He smiled and slipped his hand into hers as they walked. But Polly could see something as bothering him. "what's wrong, Speedy?

"Nothing really."

"Speedy, something is wrong! what is it?"

Speedy looked down. "Polly..I just overheared a few people talking..and..they were saying…I'm not good enough for you."

"what?! who said that?!"

"Just some townspeople…but they said that I'm too much of a twit."

"who called you a twit?!?! who do they think they are saying that about you?! You're not a twit!!! "

"But they said that I was too much of a goofball and too immature to get married."

"Don't listen to them, Speedy!! You are a little goofy…but so..you're not perfect...I mean look at me! I got a huge temper and people say I'm obnoxious.."

"You're not obnoxious, Polly!"

"You and Guido once said I was."

"But ya know I didn't mean it, Kitten! I was just creeped out by how strange you were acting. But they meant it when they said I was a goofball and a stupid clown and wasn't mature enough to get married!!"

"Speedy, having a fault or 2 doesn't make you a twit! You're NOT stupid and you're NOT immature and you are not an idiot at all!!! who said that about you?! I'll kill whoever did!"

"Probably the same jerks who said you were a mean bully when you're not. I don't understand people."

"I don't either. It's none of their business what we do or what we are!" She gentily turned his face toward her. "But, Speedy, please believe me, I don't think you're a twit at all! You're brave, mature, honest and caring."

"So are you," Speedy hugged her. "I didn't mean to c all you obnoxious that time."

"And I didn't mean to call you an alley-cat," Polly giggled. "Oh, Speedy, this is why I love you! You're the one I'm the most comfortable around and the one I can fully be myself around. " She hugged him tightly. "I love you, Speedy," she whispered. "Unconditionally."

"I love you, too, Polly," Speedy said. "I never thought you really were obnoxious. I don't mind your temper either, it's just part of you…and I love every part of you!" He kissed her gentily.

"Don't listen to those people, Speedy. I don't care what they say, you're not a twit and I love you and only you."

"You forever, Polly," Speedy promised as they shared another kiss.

"Off we go!" Cheese said, climbing into the gigantic robot as Jerry started it up. "Oh, Jerry, I'm so happy I feel like singing!!!

On the first day of Christmas,
Little Tokyo sent to me
The title of emperior for me! "

Jerry added:

"On the second day of Christmas,
Little Tokyo sent to me
The Prime Minister's chair,"
"And The title of emperior for me!" Cheese finished.


The Ninja Cro
ws one by one joined in with each verse, with Cheese singing the ending line every time

"On the third day of Christmas,
Little Tokyo sent to me
Three Cats a-dieing,
The Prime Minister's chair, "
"And The title of emperior for me!"


"On the fourth day of Christmas,
Little Tokyo sent to me
Four bombs exploding,
Three Cats a-dieing,
The Prime Minister's chair, "
"And The title of emperior for me! "


"On the fifth day of Christmas,
Little Tokyo sent to me
Five golden rings,
Four bombs exploding,
Three Cats a-dieing,
The Prime Minister's chair, "
"And The title of emperior for me! "

"On the sixth day of Christmas,
Little Tokyo sent to me
Six perfumed fountains,
Five golden rings,
Four bombs exploding,
Three Cats a-dieing,
The Prime Minister's chair,"
"And The title of emperior for me! "


"On the seventh day of Christmas,
Little Tokyo sent to me
Seven taxes raising,
Six perfumed fountains,
Five golden rings,
Four bombs exploding,
Three Cats a-dieing,
The Prime Minister's chair, "
"And The title of emperior for me! "


"On the eighth day of Christmas,
Little Tokyo sent to me
Eight golden garments,
Seven taxes raising,
Six perfumed fountains,
Five golden rings,
Four bombs exploding,
Three Cats a-dieing,
The Prime Minister's chair, "
"And The title of emperior for me! "


"On the ninth day of Christmas,
Little Tokyo sent to me
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight golden garments,
Seven taxes raising,
Six perfumed fountains,
Five golden rings,
Four bombs exploding,
Three Cats a-dieing,
The Prime Minister's chair, "
"And The title of emperior for me! "

"On the tenth day of Christmas,
Little Tokyo sent to me
Ten brand ne
w guards,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight golden garments,
Seven taxes raising,
Six perfumed fountains,
Five golden rings,
Four bombs exploding,
Three Cats a-dieing,
The Prime Minister's chair, "
"And The title of emperior for me!"


"On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Little Tokyo sent to me
Eleven perfumed fountains ,
Ten brand ne
w guards,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight golden garments,
Seven taxes raising,
Six perfumed fountains,
Five golden rings,
Four bombs exploding,
Three Cats a-dieing,
The Prime Minister's chair, "
"And The title of emperior for me!"


"On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Little Tokyo sent to me
Twelve inaugurations!!!
Eleven perfumed fountains ,
Ten brand ne
w guards,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight golden garments,
Seven taxes raising,
Six perfumed fountains,
Five golden rings,
Four bombs exploding,
Three Cats a-dieing,
The Prime Minister's chair, "
"And The title of emperior for me!" Cheese finished up.

Laughing, they all made their way back to Little Tokyo with revenge on their minds.