Allysandra: Hi. Well I said about all I can say.
Tetra: Yeah because you wouldn't stop talking this morning about God only wants to know what! Oh wait, that was me! Hee hee!
Allysandra: As usual, read and review. Rebecca, we're sorry we've been mean to you.
Tetra: We are? (Allysandra nudges Tetra) Ohh! Yeah we are!
Celestria: Enjoy! Or else... (Ligthtning strikes)
Allysandra: Seriously! Where is that coming from!
Celestria: I don't know. With me, it would be getting dark and stuff. (Glares at Tetra)
Tetra: Oops! Sorry!
Ch. 7
"What problem!" Sesshomaru undid Inuyasha's bindings and pulled him in a tight embrace... too tight actually. "Sess..hom..a..ru!" Inuyasha struggled. "Let...me...go!" Sesshomaru lightened up a bit and gave Naraku a death glare. "Well!" Naraku gave him a seriously I'm Innocent look and spoke very sheepishly.
"Well, the potion doesn't last for very long. Actually it ends right about...NOW!" All of a sudden, Inuyasha and Sesshomaru turned into humans! They quickly started swimming up to the surface since they couldn't breathe.
When they made it to the surface, it was Sesshomaru's turn to have a BF. He started cursing Naraku with every word under the sun. Inuyasha yelled "Stop it you drama queen! This is all your fault. If you hadn't... Oh my God! Where are my pants!" Sesshomaru instantly stopped screaming and looked down.
"Sweet! We can get it on right now! Look, we don't even have to... (Secret way merdemons mate)!" Sesshomaru said as he happily bounced up and down.
"WHAT! You sick, twisted son of a bitch! I am not that way! I'm straighter than a ruler...and that's pretty straight!" Sesshomaru grinned. "You'll learn to love me. How many kids do you think we'll have?" Inuyasha lost it. "That's it! I'm going over here. Don't you dare follow me!" He walked toward his castle which coincedently they washed up in front of.
Meanwhile, in Sesshomaru's room...
"Were did they go?" Inutaisho said for the 15th time. "Like I said, 14 times before, they are on the surface!" Naraku snapped. "Why would they ever want to go up there?" Inutaisho persisted.
"BECAUSE THEY CAN'T BREATHE STUPID! DUH!" Naraku swam off angrily leaving Inutaisho in the exact same position he was in when Sesshomaru and Inuyasha left. And that is were he stayed for about 10 more minutes.
But enough of them. That's not why your reading this story! Teehee!
Inuyasha had just reached the castle gates when... "Inuyasha-a-a-a-a-a!" said a familiar and annoying voice. The one that sounded like a donkey...Oh you get the picture. Inuyasha turned to find Kagome running up to him.'Oh shit! As if I didn't have enough idiots running after me already' he thought.
"Hi Inuyasha. Where were you? I haven't eaten, slept, or bathed since you been gone!" Inuyasha was about to reply when... "Inuyasha darling! Wait for me!" Sesshomaru came running up to him and hugged him. "Oh Inuyasha! Who is this...very stinky, ugly thing!"
Sesshomaru's nose wrinkled in disgust. Kagome was about to cry...again. Then she glanced down. "Inuyasha, where are your pants! His pants are gone too! Are you cheating on me!" she whailed.
Inuyasha thought it over for a while. "Yes! I am! Me and him have been together almost 5 hours now! I love him so much! Terribly sorry, now go away!" He threw himself into Sesshomaru's arms and giggled while nuzzling his neck. Sesshomaru's eyes gleamed brightly with delight while Kagome had a hissy fit.
"WHAT! YOU SICK, NASTY, GAY THING! YOUR A GUY...HE'S A GUY...HELLO! YUCK! UGGH! NEVER MIND! IT'S OVER NOW GOOD BYE!" She ran off like a horse (no, orangutan (the monkey) because horses are too pretty) that had just gotten shot in the butt.
"YES!" Inuyasha screamed with glee. "Finally she left me! Man, thank you so much!" Sesshomaru grabbed him and tongued him.
When he pulled away, he bear hugged him. "Oh my precious puppy, I'm gonna make you so happy! We'll be together forever!" he squealed. Inuyasha gave him a disgusted look and replied. "That's what I'm afraid of!" Sesshomaru started chanting over and over
"I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you!" Inuyasha was beginning to turn red. "Let go! Choking, not breathing!" Suddenly realization dawned on him.
"Hey, I just thought of something," Inuyasha started, trying to pull away from Sesshomaru but failing, "if you used the potion on me, then how come it turned you into a human too?" That made Sesshomaru let him go for a second, only to latch back on like a leech. Just at that time, Naraku came swimming up to the shore, then walking on the beach with his octopus legs.
"Hello my lovelies! I don't have long because I'm missing my soap opera and Kagura's at the vet getting her...shots." he said with a wicked grin. "Oh yeah! Also Kanna has a volleyball game and I have to take her to the emergency room because she can't go one game without breaking something."
Suddenly his shellphone rings. (Celestria: Ha ha ha ha ha shellphone! I get itI get it! lol) "Oh, that would be her! Talk amongst yourselves." He walked off yelling at Kanna who broke her pelvic bone while trying to ask a guy on a date. (How did she do that?) "Anyway," Sesshomaru said quite scared-like, "like I was saying...Inuyasahdoyouwanttohavesex!"
"What?" Inuyasha asked confused. "I SAID DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX?" "Wha...you know what? I am actually pretty excited by the idea so why not!" Sesshomaru gave him a look of complete disbelief. "Really!" "No!" Inuyasha screamed at him angrily...again.
Sesshomaru looked sad for a moment. Then he gave a smirk of his own. "Playing hard to get huh?" he said with an evil glint in his eye. Inuyasha gave a frustrated sigh and was about to retort when Naraku came up to them again.
"Sorry, ducklings. Now as I was saying: You want to know why both of you are human right?" Sesshomaru and Inuyasha nodded. Naraku took a deep breath. "Well, it's like this..."
Allysandra: HAHAHAHA! Cliff hanger!
Tetra: Tune in for the next chapter if you want to know what happens.
Celestria: And as always, review!
Artemis: Until next time our dear victims...er...I mean readers.
