i don't own Beauty and the Beast.

Scene changes to the local tavern.

Voice-over: who does he think he? Asks Giselle.

Voice-over: that boy has tangled with wrong woman said Giselle.

No one says no to Giselle said Giselle.

Darn right said Lefou.

Dismissed. Rejected. Publicly humiliated said Giselle.

It's more than i can bear said Giselle.

Uh, more beer? Asks Lefou.

What for? Asks Giselle.

Nothing helps said Giselle.

I'm disgraced said Giselle.

Who, you? Never said Lefou.

Giselle, you've got to pull yourself together said Lefou.

Lefou: gosh it disturbs me to see you, Giselle

Looking so down in the dumps

Every guy here is in love with you, Giselle

Even when taking your lumps

Lefou: there's no woman in town as admired as you

You're everyone favorite gal

Everyone's awed and inspired by you

And it's very hard to see why

Lefou: no one's beautiful as Giselle. No one's quick as Giselle. There Is no woman in town like you perfect, a pure paragon

Lefou: you ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley

And they'll tell you who's team

They'd prefer to be on.

No one's been like Giselle

A tempest like Giselle

Lefou: no has a fine neck like Giselle

Giselle: as a woman, yes i;m fasciniting

Townspeople: my what girl that Giselle

Give five harrah

Give twelve hip-hips

Lefou: Giselle is the best and the rest all drips

Townspeople: no fights like Giselle

No punches like Giselle

Bimboys: for there's no one as beautiful and strong

Lefou: not bit of her scraggly or scrawny

that's right said Giselle.

No hits like Giselle

Matches wits like Giselle

Lefou: in dance competition

nobody dances like Giselle.

Giselle:I'm especially good at dancing and moving

Ten points for Giselle

Giselle: when i was girl i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large

And now i'm grown i eat five dozen eggs

So i'm stronger and more fit then ever.

No one shoots like Giselle

Makes those beauts like Giselle

Giselle: i use antlers

In all of my decorating

My what a girl

Giselle

Help said Maurice.

Someone help me said Maurice.

Maurice said the bartender.

Please, please i need your help said Maurice.

She's got him said Maurice.

She's got him locked in the dungeon said Maurice.

Who? Asks a man.

Beau said Maurice.

We must go! Not a minute to lose said Maurice.

Whoa! Slow down Maurice! Who's got Beau in dungeon said Giselle.

A beast said Maurice.

A horrible monstrous beast said Maurice.

The people in the tavern laugh.

Is it a big beast? Asks man 1.

Huge said Maurice.

With a long ugly snout? Asks Man 2.

Hideously ugly said Maurice.

And sharp cruel fang? Asks Man 3.

Yes, yes, will you help me? Asks Maurice.

All right old man we'll help you out said Giselle.

You will? Said Maurice.

Oh thank you thank you said Maurice.

Crazy old Maurice said Man 4.

He's always good for a laugh said Man 4.

Crazy old Maurice hmm said Giselle.

Giselle: Lefou i'm afraid i've been thinking

Lefou:a dangerous pastime

Giselle: i know

But that wacky old coot is Beau's father and his sanity's only so-so

Now the wheels in my head have been turning since i looked at that loony old man

Giselle: see i promised myself i'd be married to Beau

And now i'm evolving a plan

If i said Giselle.

Yes said Lefou.

Then i said Giselle.

No, would he? Asks Lefou.

Guess said Giselle.

Now i get it said Giselle.

Giselle & Lefou: Let's go.

Giselle & Lefou: no one plots like Giselle.

Giselle: takes cheap shot like Giselle.

Lefou: Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Giselle.

Townspeople: so her marriage we'll soon be celebrating

My what a girl Giselle.

Will no one help me? Asks Maurice.