i don't own Beauty and the Beast.
Scene changes to the local tavern.
Voice-over: who does he think he? Asks Giselle.
Voice-over: that boy has tangled with wrong woman said Giselle.
No one says no to Giselle said Giselle.
Darn right said Lefou.
Dismissed. Rejected. Publicly humiliated said Giselle.
It's more than i can bear said Giselle.
Uh, more beer? Asks Lefou.
What for? Asks Giselle.
Nothing helps said Giselle.
I'm disgraced said Giselle.
Who, you? Never said Lefou.
Giselle, you've got to pull yourself together said Lefou.
Lefou: gosh it disturbs me to see you, Giselle
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here is in love with you, Giselle
Even when taking your lumps
Lefou: there's no woman in town as admired as you
You're everyone favorite gal
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's very hard to see why
Lefou: no one's beautiful as Giselle. No one's quick as Giselle. There Is no woman in town like you perfect, a pure paragon
Lefou: you ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
And they'll tell you who's team
They'd prefer to be on.
No one's been like Giselle
A tempest like Giselle
Lefou: no has a fine neck like Giselle
Giselle: as a woman, yes i;m fasciniting
Townspeople: my what girl that Giselle
Give five harrah
Give twelve hip-hips
Lefou: Giselle is the best and the rest all drips
Townspeople: no fights like Giselle
No punches like Giselle
Bimboys: for there's no one as beautiful and strong
Lefou: not bit of her scraggly or scrawny
that's right said Giselle.
No hits like Giselle
Matches wits like Giselle
Lefou: in dance competition
nobody dances like Giselle.
Giselle:I'm especially good at dancing and moving
Ten points for Giselle
Giselle: when i was girl i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large
And now i'm grown i eat five dozen eggs
So i'm stronger and more fit then ever.
No one shoots like Giselle
Makes those beauts like Giselle
Giselle: i use antlers
In all of my decorating
My what a girl
Giselle
Help said Maurice.
Someone help me said Maurice.
Maurice said the bartender.
Please, please i need your help said Maurice.
She's got him said Maurice.
She's got him locked in the dungeon said Maurice.
Who? Asks a man.
Beau said Maurice.
We must go! Not a minute to lose said Maurice.
Whoa! Slow down Maurice! Who's got Beau in dungeon said Giselle.
A beast said Maurice.
A horrible monstrous beast said Maurice.
The people in the tavern laugh.
Is it a big beast? Asks man 1.
Huge said Maurice.
With a long ugly snout? Asks Man 2.
Hideously ugly said Maurice.
And sharp cruel fang? Asks Man 3.
Yes, yes, will you help me? Asks Maurice.
All right old man we'll help you out said Giselle.
You will? Said Maurice.
Oh thank you thank you said Maurice.
Crazy old Maurice said Man 4.
He's always good for a laugh said Man 4.
Crazy old Maurice hmm said Giselle.
Giselle: Lefou i'm afraid i've been thinking
Lefou:a dangerous pastime
Giselle: i know
But that wacky old coot is Beau's father and his sanity's only so-so
Now the wheels in my head have been turning since i looked at that loony old man
Giselle: see i promised myself i'd be married to Beau
And now i'm evolving a plan
If i said Giselle.
Yes said Lefou.
Then i said Giselle.
No, would he? Asks Lefou.
Guess said Giselle.
Now i get it said Giselle.
Giselle & Lefou: Let's go.
Giselle & Lefou: no one plots like Giselle.
Giselle: takes cheap shot like Giselle.
Lefou: Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Giselle.
Townspeople: so her marriage we'll soon be celebrating
My what a girl Giselle.
Will no one help me? Asks Maurice.
