"JASPER! Are you having an affair with my sister?!" Alice said, or shouted really, as she slammed her hands on the desk Jasper was sitting at. She reminded me of those cop shows and their interrogating someone and they pretend to be in a really pissed off mood. I had to laugh at that.

"You think this is funny, do you!?"

"Hilariously funny." I answered, still giggling fro my thoughts of Alice as a scary cop. She continued to frown at me, I continued laughing, and Jasper still couldn't form a single sentence. So Alice was going to have to tell Jasper sooner than she'd intended, or I would. I started to count down in my head. 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...and, "Jasper, Alice doesn't think we're having an affair, she knows me from her human life too, seeing me jogged her memory a big bit. I was Rose's maid in her human life, I was Esme's nurse when she was pregnant, Emmett and I were bar buddies before he was turned, Edward and I were engaged, and Carlisle is my biological father. Amazingly, only Rose Alice Esme, and of course you, have realised it yet." I said very quickly.

"Repeat?" he said cautiously. I guess it was just a little too fast.

"Alice…doesn't…think…we're…having -"

"I know what you said." he snapped. "Just, you were engaged? To Edward?"

"What's so strange about that?" I said defensively.

"Nothing! Nothing, just, that means that you're the woman Edward was saving himself for. He never really said why he believed she, or you, were still alive. Emmett just thought he was gay and making you up to cover his gayness up."

I chuckled, how very Emmett. And to him it makes perfect sense. "don't say a word about it to any one else! We want to see how long it takes them to realise. Even if Edward decides to leave for my safety, don't tell them." I warned.

"What makes you think he would do that?"

"The same reason none of you guys came back for me after you were turned. Carlisle and Alice excluded of course, since they didn't know." I said. I was still slightly miffed about that. Logan leaves for some mysterious unknown reason, and l have no idea where these guys are, or even if they are fucking alive!

"What's got your knickers in a twist?!" Jasper exclaimed. I remember teaching him to say that. He kept insisting it wasn't 'gentlemanly' I finally managed to get him to say it without reluctance.

"Just remembering how I felt when Logan left without a word of warning, and you guys were still alive and made no effort to find me! Fine now. All gone." I said.

"You sure?" Alice and Jasper both said. Perfect couple I guess. I nodded. Then I giggled again.

"What's so funny?" Alice asked suspiciously.

"I have no idea." guess it just seemed like a good time to laugh.

"Jasper?" she asked. Huh?

"She's telling the truth." Ahhhh. I get it now.

"So what do we do now? Just wait for the bell to ring?"

"Not really, it wouldn't be very fun because we only have to wait about 10 seconds. I think we should head to class." I said. I then started to count very obviously on my fingers to 10. As I reached zero, the bell rang.

"How do you do that?!" Jasper exclaimed. Alice looked approving. I'm not sure if I should be flattered at that.

"I was Alice's best student." I said. I then started to walk out of the class, determined to be in at least one teachers good books. I was kinda stopped there though what could be described as a brick wall to a human. I looked up to see who it was and saw, oh joy, Emmett. I actually meant that. He's just so cheery it's almost impossible not to be joyful when he's around, provided he's in a good mood of course. He used to get in really bad moods when guys would hit on me back when he was human, and when I told him I could take care of myself, he always replied he had a reputation to keep us a scary huge guy, and I had a reputation as damsel in distress to start making. I never got passed LOOKING helpless. Looking helpless is easy, being helpless, for me, no way mate, not a chance. Emmett attempted to trap me in a bear hug, but I ducked under his legs and waved as I ran backwards to my next class.

Jeezo Jasper! He's everywhere! "I'm sure I just left you in that class back there." I said as I hooked my arm through his, still going backwards.

Alice appeared on my other side and hooked my free arm.

"anybody else wanna join the party?" I asked. To be fair to me, I only asked because I saw Edward coming round the corner anyway.

Jasper and Emmett dragged me to my next class. "OH! I forgot to tell you, Alice says that everybody else has to go hunt. Me and Em go separately, no one else will go hunting with Emmett, not even Rosalie, and she married to the guy!" Jasper said to me.

So Everybody except Jasper and Emmett left at lunch, and as we remaining three headed towards my truck, since the others had taken the Volvo, Emmett was showing off his muscles.

"See? These muscles are better than Goliaths! Actually, you can call me Goliath from now on." Typical, he used to do that a lot to, declare that he was Goliath, better even.

I took him by the arm and started to lead him in the right direction to my truck, and I said, "Goliath, I feel I should tell you about a little man named David…"

"I know exactly what you're going to say!" he exclaimed proudly.

"Really, why?"

"I know the answer to this question!" okay… "because…AHA! Because one of my best friends when I was human said that when I said I was Goliath, which I am. Actually, you remind me a bit of her. Her name was Bella to, she hated Isabella."

"I think there's a reason for that." I think I'll have to be a bit more direct with Emmett.

"What?" he does need it.

"Could this person still be alive?" I suggested.

"Well…I suppose she could. She did say she had been around for a couple hundred years. Wait! I'm not supposed to tell anyone that! Say nothing to her."

"I might find that a little difficult. I do talk to myself occasionally." I think I may as well come out and say it. If he doesn't get it yet, then I'm saying absolutely nothing else.

"what does that have to do anything?" Not a single word Bella, do not speak a single word.