Disclaimer: I don't own Legion.
Another Timber Wolf story.
Okay, maybe another quick comedy bit. I think Brin this time, he needs to loosen up.
1992
06. Yuletide Appointments
WHACK!
POW!
Nowhere Man is laying in a pool of his own blood, flesh, and excrement, still breathing though. Above him is standing the feral, hairy, Timber Wolf.
Ever since a young girl named Aria Campbell gained godlike powers as Gemini, an attempt to purge Brin of the Zuunium poisoning his system somehow granted him a feral/human state, and transported the two to 20th Century Earth. He now fights crime, once again, as TIMBER WOLF.
The police have got Nowhere Man in custody.
"Thanks, big guy. Now I can get home for dinner on time for once." The police chief says.
"Nrr. No… prob-" Brin stops in midword when he sees the time on chief's watch.
"Is… that the… time?!" Brin growled.
"Yeah, wh-"
And like that he was gone.
SprocksporcksporckSPORCK!
He runs across rooftops and does back flips and front flips across the alleyway gaps.
The Scarab is fighting his arch-enemy, Johnny Sorrow.
"Hey, a little help?" The Scarab calls.
"Can't!" Brin replies. "Emergency!"
He quickens the pace.
The Decreator is threatening to destroy the known universe as the Doom Patrol fight him.
"Yo, Furball!" Robotman calls.
"Not now!" Brin answers back.
He feels the seconds pass by. He might not make it in time.
Azrael is about to gouge out Bane's insides before Bane swats him away.
"You!" Azrael says to Brin. "I need help!"
"Some… other time. Important… emergency!" Brin explains as he runs off.
"What the hell is so important?!" Azrael screams.
DING!
"Brin, did you take the cookies out like I asked?" Aria asked over the phone.
"Yes Aria… I've got them… in my hand. Like I… promised." Brin says holding the phone up to his ear with his shoulder, wearing a pair of oven mitts and an apron, and holding a tray of gingerbread men in one hand.
"Thanks, Brin!" Aria said. "I'll be back in time to decorate them."
"Okay Aria…" Brin says as he's about to bite the head off one.
"And don't eat any yet!" Aria says.
"D'oh!"
Next: I lost the case.
