Sorry, but this A/N is probably going to be pretty short. I'm really tired OMG. -listens to cheering in the background- Right, so, no random rambling tonight. Just, keep in mind, I was really fucking tired when I wrote most of this, so please excuse any mistakes and stuff.
Also, I'm sorry I've not gotten back to /any/ reviews on /any/ story. I fail at replying to reviews. T_T Is terribly tragic.
Edward: I'd act really surprised that you weren't rambling, but...
Roy: We're actually not all that surprised. /We/ know how tired you are.
Me: Yeah. Thanks, guys.
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Disclaimer: To keep it simple tonight so I can go to sleep, I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist; it came from Hiromu Arakawa's head. I just wrote this fanfic.
Warnings: Mpreg, foul language, cuteness and crudeness, HOSPITAL! Duh duh duh!
Enjoy the chapter!
Three days had passed. It was Wednesday, the day of a certain neko's appointment with the doctor. The aforementioned neko was currently acting like a child and hiding so he wouldn't have to go, even if he knew he had to. No matter what, he wasn't going without a fight, though he knew his lover was hoping that he would.
"Ed." The blond was drug by his collar out of his hiding place, childishly yelping. "Do we really have to go through this today?"
"But, Roooo~y! I don't wanna go! Please don't make me!" Edward whined, looking up at the dark-haired man with wide, shining eyes. Usually, that would break Roy and make him do whatever the blond wanted. Not today, unfortunately for the neko.
"Sorry, Ed, but you have to go this time."
"No, I don't! I'm perfectly fine; everything's great!"
"If you don't go to him, I'll bring him to you." That shut up Edward up, and he quickly changed into dark pants and a lighter button-up. As he was pulling on a pair of boots- exactly like the ones he'd worn on his journey to find the Philosopher's Stone- Roy came into the bedroom with the car keys in his hand. "Ready?" The neko glared at him, letting his foot hit the ground hard and standing up. "Don't be like that, Ed. You know you have to go."
"Shut up." Edward mumbled. That was all he said since he didn't have a proper- and more than likely very stupid- argument. He stomped out of the room, grabbing Roy's hand and dragging the older man with him as he left the house. Even if he was upset with the whole situation, including his lover, he still wanted Roy to be there. After all, he loved the dark-haired man more than anything in the world. Not to mention they both had a part in this.
Roy was driving, which was not near as scary as Edward driving. Neither could really drive all that well, though the older man was better at it than the blond- who could, to quote Havoc, "Crash a goddamn parked car if you let him at the wheel." Havoc had gotten punched in the shoulder for that one, and was deaf in one ear for a while.
"Stop somewhere. I gotta go to the bathroom." Ed hissed, legs crossed.
"What? You went… not that long ago, and we're almost there."
"But I gotta go now."
"You can't hold it for a few more minutes?"
"No, dammit!"
"Ed-"
"If you don't stop somewhere, I'll piss my pants. So pull over. Now." the blond growled, taking to bouncing in his seat. Contrary to popular belief, it didn't help; it only made it fucking worse. And Roy let out a sigh and stopped at a service station. Edward practically flew out of the car and into the station, leaving the dark-haired man frowning in the car with one hand still on the steering wheel.
"I'll just wait here, then." he said to the empty air, shifting gears and leaning back into the seat to wait for the blond to come back out. If he was much longer, they'd be late, and Neumann would no doubt let them both have it. The doctor was nice most of the time and fantastic at his job, but he could be real pissy. Roy learned that last year when he'd had a cold and refused to lay in bed all day and take the pills like he was supposed to. He still had nightmares about that.
"Ooo~h, I feel so much better." Edward practically purred as he fell back into the car.
"So glad. Can we go now? You're not gonna have to go in a couple more minutes, are you?" That earned him a death glare and a punch in the shoulder- with the automail hand, no doubt. He hissed and returned the glare with one of his own, then pulled out of the parking lot. Edward glared at him the rest of the ride to the hospital, not saying a word though it was pretty obvious what he was thinking.
They walked in together, but Ed insisted Roy stay in the waiting room. "I don't want to fucking hear your fucking smartass comments, alright? So sit your ass in the chair." he had growled before stomping out of the room and following the nurse. So Roy did just that. For all of two seconds. Then he got to his feet quickly and started pacing. When it came to some things- like Edward, for instance- he was not a patient man. It didn't help that he was nervous for his younger lover.
A few times, passing nurses stopped and asked him questions like "Do you need anything, Fuhrer Mustang?" and "What brings you here today, Fuhrer Mustang?" And, every time, he'd given short answers and they'd walked away frowning. It left him alone to pace, until another couple came in to wait. The woman leaned her head on the man's shoulder, fingers twining. Roy glanced at them a few times, finding them talking quietly between themselves each time. Thinking about Edward alone in the office with the doctor, being checked for something neither had known was possible, made his stomach clench. I should've gone with him, even if he didn't want me to.
When the blond reentered the waiting room, one hand on his stomach and a few papers and such clutched in the other, Roy's shoulders relaxed and he pulled the other close to him. "How'd it go?" he asked quietly, aware of the other couple watching them.
"Fine. We can talk more in the car, alright?" Edward shot a pointed look at the other two before slipping away from the older man and leading the way out to the car. "The doctor said that everything looks fine, and that I'm around a month into the pregnancy. These are some kind of prescriptions, but I sorta don't remember what exactly he said about them." the neko said when they'd both gotten into the car, holding a couple slips of paper out and blushing. "He's already called them in; they'll be ready sometime tomorrow, though." Roy nodded and looked them over, then stowed them in his own pocket.
"Anything else I should know?"
"N-not really." Edward was still blushing, and he turned to stare out the window.
"Are you planning on telling Alphonse? Or anyone, for that matter?"
"I… I'm not sure. Probably Al, but does anyone else really need to know?"
"You're more than likely going to show."
"Holy shit! You're right! We gotta do something! I don't want everyone to know, and with you being Fuhrer it'll be fucking everywhere!" the blond screeched, causing the dark-haired alchemist to flinch. Damn, the boy was loud.
"Calm down, Ed. We'll figure something out if you're so worried about it." Roy replied, reaching over and placing a hand on the other's cheek. Edward took a deep breath and nodded, then leaned over and pressed a short, soft kiss to his lover's lips.
"Thanks. For sticking with me and… everything." he mumbled, leaning his head so his forehead was resting lightly on the Fuhrer's.
"Did you ever think that I wouldn't?"
"Well, no… but… I love you."
"I love you, too, Edward." Roy kissed his lover long and sweet, then, smiling, turned to the steering wheel so they could leave; both of them hated hospitals and, even if they were already out, being near it was enough to send shivers- the bad kind, not the ones caused by Edward- down his spine. The blond neko curled up close to him not long after they'd pulled away, and fell asleep moments later with his head resting lightly on the older man's thigh, soft snores rumbling in his throat. When they got home, Roy carried the other upstairs and stripped him of all but his boxers, then quickly followed in suit and fell asleep curled up with his lover, arms wrapped around the young alchemist's middle.
Am I the only one who thinks it was a little rushed at the end? No? Thought so. Please forgive me for that. Like I said earlier, super-duper-tiredness is getting the better of me. -dying-
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Edward: Sheeeeeee's lost it.
Roy: She had it?
Edward: I suppose you're right.
Roy: So... what? She's fallen into the deep end?
Edward: I dunno. I think she was already there...
Roy: Well-
Me: Would you shut up? So, leave a review and stuff! I wanna hear what you have to say! Ciao!
hugs&kisses~ Madarao
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