Frozenflower: "Since some people reviewed for chapter seven ::glares evilly:: I will be using this chapter to answer questions you may have about this fic! Please submit any questions or suggestions along with your review, and I will answer them in this chapter every time I update! Booya, good idea, ne? SO, anyway, I'm leaving Vegeta here, go ahead and ask him your questions!"

Vegeta: "Wha?!"

Frozenflower: "HUSH!"

Vegeta: ::considers disobeying, but has terrifying flashback of tea party, and shudders meekly::

Frozenflower: ::smirk:: "That's what I thought. Alrighty people! Toodles and noodles, AND—hands off the Veggie—he's just here for questions!"

Vegeta: ::gulps in terror at being left to the mercy of reviewers, but obediently remains as Frozenflower departs:: "Someone please save me…"



-Questions for Chapter 8-

Veggie-chan: ::clears throat nervously, staring edgily at reviewers:: "Ok, the first question is from Mystic Kintoun."

Mystic Kintoun: "You know that episode (the dubbed one) when Vegeta destroys the punching machine and Videl finds out that the man in the orange Gi is Gohan's father? In the Japanese version did Videl actually find out that Goku was the Son Goku, not just Gohan's dad? Because in practically every story everyone's surprised that Gohan is son of Son GOku the martial artist who fought in... blah blah blah... and so I thought that the English version changed it."

Veggie-chan: "Actually, that is a good question—I have no idea, not having seen the subbed version. Frozenflower forced me to watch the dubbed with her, but I think she just sort of got that idea from other fanfics—she's a thief you know!"

Frozenflower: "Ehem, I'm standing right here, VEGGIE-CHAN!"

Veggie-chan: "Err…oops? Anyway, next question is from Beth."

Beth: "Okay Vegeta, here is a question for you—Why didn't you finish the sex-ed class?? Goku could have learned a thing or two, and on top of that i never did get that lemon I wanted, did I? You know from the previous story, Getting Mom and Dad Together? If you don't remember what a lemon story is, ask Bulma, she should remember. So now I demand a one on one Saiyan mating- ed class. I want to know where to sign in, and how many others will attend and if there can be volunteers for special learning skills??"

Veggie-chan: ::blushes hotly:: "Err, actually Frozenflower was making that whole part up—I would NEVER kiss Bulma in front of a bunch of baka humans! However…::leans close to Beth and whispers:: "If you rescue me from Frozenflower, I will consider those lessons…"

Frozenflower: ::glares at Vegeta, polishing 'Almighty-Frying-Pan-of- Terror™ lovingly::

Veggie-chan: ::gulp:: "Next question is from Kai."

Kai: "Which Trunks asked if they had mated yet at the end???"

Veggie-chan: "That would have been my younger son, Chibi-Trunks. Frozenflower was just too stupid to put that in BONG ::nurses frying-pan- shaped bump:: Next question by Ultimate_Android_18."

Ultimate_Android_18: "Why does your hair look stupid and why are you a vegetable?"

Veggie-chan: ::looks at Frozenflower pleadingly:: "Can I blast her?"

Frozenflower: ::thinks for a moment, then nods::

Veggie-chan: "Yeah!" ::blasts Ultimate_Android_18 for insulting the princely 'do'::

Frozenflower: "Ok, that's all from Veggie this time, if you have a REAL question, insert it with your review, and if Veggie deems it worthy, it will be answered here, next time! Wave bye Veggie!"

Veggie-chan: "Do I have to?"

Frozenflower: "Yes."

Veggie-chan: ::waves sullenly:: "Bye."

-Questions for Chapter 9-

Frozenflower: "We're back with another exciting episode of ask Veggie a question! The first question comes from Lia."

Lia: "Did Chi Chi market her 'Almight-Frying-Pan-of-Terror™', or did she just give one to Bulma to deal with her Saiyan husband and kids? At the end, will Videl receive one? Where can I buy one?"

Veggie-chan: "Yes, the baka woman really did market it. She said something about it being used as a weapon to combat international terrorism. As for Kakkarott's brat's mate getting one, oh, be assured ::smirks evilly:: she will receive one anonymously in the mail the day they mate."

Frozenflower: "Okaaaaaaaay….well, next question is from Raijra.

Raijra: "1. Why do you torture poor Gohan so much???? 2. What's with Vegeta's invisible pockets in spandex?????"

Veggie-chan: "Those questions are rather easily answered. 1) The brat deserves it. 2) The woman, Bulma, got tired of my ranting about not having anywhere to put things in my functional and attractive spandex, so she built several pockets that act as capsules on the inside. Anything I put in them is automatically compressed, so I maintain my smooth attractive spandex physique ::smirks proudly::"

Frozenflower: "Veggie, do you know the meaning of the word 'modesty'?

Veggie-chan: "No."

Frozenflower: "Riiiiight. Anyway, next question is from Xaashaaz.

Xaashaaz: "Why, Vegetable brains, are you such a stupid f*****g a*****e Especially to the wonderful and beautiful FrozenFlower?"

Frozenflower: ::preens:: "Yeah, Veggie! Answer the question!"

Veggie-chan: ::looks incredulously at Xaashaaz:: "I think I'll forgive you that insult—you've obviously never met the **** ******** ***** ******!

Frozenflower: ::gasp:: VEGGIE!!! HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!

Veggie-chan: ::confused:: "WHAT?! It's just a bunch of fricking stars and you typed them anyway, don't blame me!"

Frozenflower: "Err…oh yeah. Hehe. Well, on to the next question! This question is from Cele

Cele: "#1) Why does everyone love to torture my Gohan-chan? #2) Is there any chance of you and both Trunkses doing something Mega-Super-Really-Cell- Like-Evil thing to Gohan...? Like exposing the Cell Games?"

Veggie-chan: "1) I told you the little gaki deserves it 2) ::smirks proudly:: Of course—they're MY son's."

Frozenflower: ::rolls eyes:: Ok, next question by Selestial Demon and WD."

SelestialDemon: "Vegeta, where DO you get all those pockets?" oh! and my friend hassa question!

WD(friend): Veggie-Sama, would you autograph my cat?!

Veggie-chan: "GAK! No, I hate the furry little, fuzzy, sweet….::softens as WD's cat saunters up to him:: kitty kitty kitty….."

Frozenflower: "Ha! I knew you liked cats Veggie!"

Veggie-chan: ::looks up from petty kitty:: "GAK! I was just seeing if it was…tender, yeah that's it! So I can eat it! ::attempts evil laugh:: As for the pockets, I already explained that the woman made them for me…"

Frozenflower: ::thinks about pressing cat issue, but decides against it:: "Ok, the last question for now (my wrists hurt!) is from C-chan.

C-chan: "#1- Who decided that Chichi had a frying pan?

#2- Where did she get it?

#3- Is Yamcha REALLY a pro baseball player or is that just something us fanfic writers made up and everyone started using?

#4- What's Mirai Trunks' and Gohan's phone numbers? I know that you know almighty one!"

Veggie-chan: "I have no idea who decided to give that evil woman a frying pan, but whoever did, ought to be hung! She got it by selling her soul to Satan (not Mr. Satan) as the thing is incredibly powerful—it can knock Kakkarott over the head and not even be scratched—it must be made of the hardest substance in the universe, as I'm sure the second hardest has to be 'Kakkarott-skull.' Yes Yamcha really is a pro-ball player, a baka like him couldn't do much else, and as for my Mirai Brat and Kakkarott's brat's phone numbers, Kakkarott's brat isn't allowed to talk on the phone—his mommy doesn't let him, and I believe the androids blew up the phone lines in my Mirai Brat's time (at least that's what I tell Frozenflower ::snickers::)

Frozenflower: "HEY! I heard that Veggie! You're giving me Mirai's number RIGHT NOW!" ::drags Veggie-chan off into the darkness to do unspeakable things to him::

Veggie-chan: "No, not again! NOOOOOOOO not the WHIPPED CREAM!!!!!!!"

C-chan: "Umm, well, I guess Frozenflower will bring Veggie back to answer your questions later." ::walks off into the darkness looking embarrassed and confused::