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Update update update update CHAPTER 7 BOO YAAAAAAAH, OH and guys, just so you know, I wont be able to update so often now, school has started back up . awwwwwww sorry guys, but don't worry, i will finish the fic, Thursdays are the best days for me to get on the computer, so hope that i remember to update haha :)

I am not really proud of this chapter, cause i got a bit of writers block during it, probably not as funny as the last chapter, so sorry guys :S


Bulma groaned dramatically, "I can't believe I DID that", she put her head in her hands, completely embarrassed beyond human standards, she was sure her head would explode from all the heat that gathered in her face, "Please, PLEASE tell me you knocked us out, or locked us in a cage of SOMETHING, PLEASE" she begged

Vegeta rolled his eyes, he didn't like the idea of acting like and idiot either...actually he hated the idea, but he wasn't going to wait until some idiot - kakkarot - come up to him and started a convocation like 'Do you remember the time where you got drunk', ugh that would not do if his answer was 'no because I was to shit faced, I couldn't remember a thing! why don't you elaborate on what disastrous and embarrassing things I did, just to make my life a little bit more of a living hell'

All he had to do was keep on reminding himself that he was intoxicated and had hardly any control over his actions...he could tell himself that, but he was having trouble convincing himself, even when under the influence of alcohol he should of had control over his actions, kami he felt disgusted and pissed off at himself-

DING DONG

They all jumped and stared at the front door, after a few seconds, the door bell rang again, Bulma sighed "Well it's not going to open if we all just stare at it now is it?" she growled, stomping up from the couch, she rounded to the door and clicked it open, to be honest, she was quite shocked about who was standing behind it

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Something about the person sitting before them didn't add up, why would he know anything about what had happened last night? None of them were aware he was even allowed out of the house at such an hour, Gohan sat silently, eyes darting around the room frantically, he was wrapped up in a big blanket and wearing some sort of wool beanie, he looked just a little crazy, "Gohan, what in HFIL happened?! you look horrible"

The demi shuddered "It's a long story, I am sorry to intrude and everything, but I couldn't go home" he murmured "Mum might kill me, so I thought maybe you guys could help me, you know, talk to her about what happened so she might go easier on me" he said pleadingly, his eyes big with hope

Bulma shook her head, "We don't even know what happened last night..." Gohan's expression dropped sadly "...But if you tell us what happened, we will make sure your mum will go easy on you" Aw come on, would you let the kid go home to a pissed off Chichi?! nobody is that awful, not even Vegeta judging by his slightly worried expression for the boy, that woman could conjure up a wrath like to other human

He nodded tiredly, "Alright, I snuck out my window-" he eyed off the people in the room, "Don't give me that look! YES I snuck out!...Rrrgh I snuck out to go see Icarus when I saw you guys flying off, when I ran into Piccolo to ask what happened, he told me you two were drunk, so I followed to make sure you guys wouldn't do something that could hurt you or other people..."

Following a full blooded saiyan was hard, no doubt, but who knew that following a drunk full blooded saiyan would be even harder! SERIOUSLY have you even witnessed drunk flying!? it's absolutely crazy, it's like giving a road runner the power to fly, he would go fast, then slow, up then stop to the ground, then take off again when nothing seemed interesting enough...and it looked as though they were holding a cam recorder?

After another half an hour of trying to track the psycho flying, they came to rest on the ground, Gohan set foot on the concrete and took in his surroundings, gosh everything was bright, neon lights filled were everywhere, people bunched together, busying to get where they need to be, cars backed up in traffic and girls...woah, they should really dress in some more respectable clothing, where the heck had he landed? he spotted the couple staring in awe at every neon light, and by the looks of it they were smiling and laughing, the demi skulked in the shadows, avoiding the poorly dressed woman

They were staring at a shoe shop, gosh even that had neon lights flashing 'SHOES'...simple advertising

He blinked quickly as the two suddenly bolted down the street "CRAP" he squeaked, quickly going after them, well at least they weren't as bad as when they were flying, all they did when the were running is smash into people, and fall over, then laugh, then stare straight at him "AHHHHH" he screamed, he had been spotted, he was about to run away when he remembered why he had been there in the first place, he had been caught up in his little 'I am a spy' world and the 'I must not be spotted' mission, slowly turning around, they were still staring at him, "Uhhhh Hi Mr Vegeta, Ms Bulma...hows life?"

Ugh, couldn't he think of a better way to start a convocation, Vegeta snickered, "Life is weird, and annoying, and...OH MY GOD A GIANT DOUGHNUT" he cried, pointing excitedly at a very large giant doughnut sitting up top a building, with the words 'The Doughnut Shak' printed around it, Bulma squealed in delight and took off down to the store with the prince close behind, he rolled his eyes, of course they would be excited over a giant doughnut... okay he was slightly excited at the thought it could be real, maaaaan that would be a great, he could savor it for ages, OH OH he could dig it hollow and live in it...yeah that would be the life, inside a giant doughnut-AUGH WHAT WAS HE THINKING

He took off after them, still keeping the thought of living in a doughnut in his head, opening the door to the store, the little bell a top it ringing lightly, it looked to be a cafe...selling doughnuts and coffee, "I WANT CREME FILLED DOUGHNUT AND BEER" - They sold beers too!!! WHAT KIND OF CAFE WAS THIS?!

"OH OH, I WANT A FUDGE FROSTING SPRINKLE DOUGHNUT WITH STRAWBERRIES AND AND AND a candle on it, saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY" Bulma giggling dancing in delight "And a BEER", like being told to do, they served up the doughnuts and beer....OKAY this place was officially the weirdest place he had ever been too!! "HEY, GOOOHAAAAN, come SIT, you guys have to sing happy birthday!" Bulma cooed, happily sipping her beer, bouncing excitedly in her seat, while Vegeta just sculled his beer and asked for another with 50 more doughnuts

Gohan nodded hesitantly and sat with them, "HAAAAPPY birthday to youuuu, YOU live in a ZOO-"

WHAP

The prince was now dumbfounded on the floor, he sat up grumpily "THAT was not nice!" he snapped and turned his nose away from her, "Apologize!"

Bulma glared at him angrily, "Why should I!" she retorted "YOU said I lived in a zoo, so you apologize!"

The prince shook his head violently, shooting up from the floor "Nuh UH! You do live in a zoo" he yelled, pointing at her dramatically "Your whole place is like a zoo! people running around everywhere, making noise, people yelling at each other all the time-"

The heiress cut in standing up "YOU AND ME ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO YELL AT EACH OTHER!!!" she screamed in his face, he reared his head back in surprise

Finally composing himself, he growled "WELL YOU ALWAYS START IT!", Gohan gulped nervously, people started staring at the fight forming in front of them, some of them looking in amusement, some in annoyance...The demi guessed he and the store owned were the only ones looking on in fear, neither of them wanted to place to get trashed - or worse - blown up

"I DO NOT, YOU LIAR" she shrieked, "YOU ALWAYS GO AROUND DEMANDING THINKS LIKE YOU THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS!"

"I AM THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS"

She paused to think about this, "Oh yeah....HEY LOOK, A DOUGHNUT WITH A CANDLE IN IT!" she yelled excitedly, Gohan sighed and rolled his eyes, slumping back into his chair, Vegeta sharing her excitement for the doughnut

After receiving his 50 doughnuts and another beer, the prince seemed to note the demi's lack of enthusiasm, "Hey, whats up with you?"

Gohan jumped in his seat, he had been half asleep, "I-uhh am just a little tired" he yawned to emphasize his point, Vegeta stared at him thoughtfully before walking- stumbling back up to the counter and bringing back a large round coffee mug, the prince set it down in front of Gohan, "Uhhh- w-whats this?"

"Just drink it will ya, it wont kill you"

The demi sniffed it and lifted it hesitantly to his lips, he doubted the prince would poison him, so why not? with a shrug, he gulped down the contents of the mug-

Gohan paused in mid story, biting his lip nervously "I- Uhm, well it's- uhm Kinda blurry from here" he stated nervously, twiddling with the blanket, "I-Uhm had a few more of that...drink-"

"OH GODS, VEGETA, did you give him ALCOHOL!!" she screamed at him, making the prince jump straight out of the chair

Click on

"A deranged fireman let all zoo animal's loose on the city-" Everybody in the room stared at the t.v horrified, how was that thing working, IT WAS UNPLUGGED!

"Witnesses say he had a female accomplice-"

SMASH

T.V + Vegeta's fist = Never going to work again, the prince retrieved his hand from the shattered glass of the television screen "Woman" he started "You have some evil electronics in this house"

Everybody was still gaping at the evil television, Gohan quickly shook himself from his stupor "N-No Bulma, it wasn't alcohol, it was..."

"COFFEEEEEE" he screamed in delight, running on the rooftop of the cafe nude without a care in the world, "Coffee-Coffee-Coffee-Coffee-Coffee-Coffee-Coffee-Coffee-Coffee-Coffee-Coffee" he repeated energetically, hugging the giant doughnut

"This is the police, UNHAND THE GIANT DOUGHNUT, AND GET DOWN FROM THE ROOF!"

"NEVEEEEEER" he cried "I AM THE COFFEE BEAN KING!! NOTHING CAN DEFEAT ME, WOOOOOH" he bit down on the giant sweet- the coffee induced demi howled in anguish "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S NOT REAAAAAL, WHY, WHY!!!" he fell to his knees dramatically, Angry he got up and stomped to the edge of the building "THAT IS NOT RIGHT" he cried "THAT'S FALSE ADVERTISING!!-EEEK" he screamed, dodging a tranquilizer dart, the demi growled demonically, running back to the doughnut and lifting it off of the roof top

"ACK, B-BOY, P-PUT THE DOUGHNUT DOWN" the police stuttered nervously at the boys enormous strength, some fleeing with the crowd

"AHHAHAHAHA EAT GIANT FAKE DOUGHNUT" he roared, throwing it onto the cop cars, giggling evilly he jumped on the huge confectionery item as it started rolling down the street, he ran on top of it, making sure not to fly off or get crushed, "HAHA, TRY AND STOP ME NOW PATHETIC HUMANS" he laughed loudly, rolling it through the streets, starting a reign of destruction that no human ever thought possible by a GIANT DOUGHNUT...yes, still without any clothes

He blushed furiously, as everybody stared at him silently-

"HAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA" Vegeta burst out laughing, falling off of the couch, clutching his stomach "Y-YOU ", and hey, THE PRINCE WASN'T DRUNK, see, he can laugh when not under the influence as well...only when at somebody else's expense though, the heiress bit her lip, trying to suppress her own laughter, everybody else having some giggles and snickers of their own- Yamcha cracked, howling with laughter slong with the prince, the namek barked out laughing but quickly snapped his hand over his mouth

Gohan went even redder, "SH-SHUT UP, IT'S NOT FUNNY, People could have seriously gotten hurt!! I am lucky nobody did!"

"OH-OH YEAH, I am sure everybody will remember the wrath of the COFFEE BEAN KING riding a giant doughnut!" he roared out laughing once again, a few more of the others joining in, Gohan snorted in amusement, catching a few giggles of his own, DAMNIT, why did laughter have to be so infectious

Click on

"News today reports a bank robbery, the culprits stealing up to-"

Everybody stopped laughing and stared

"KILL IT" Bulma cried, jumping onto Vegeta's lap, clinging to his neck "Don't just sit there, KILL IT!"

"I tried that already! IT DIDN'T WORK"

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In the middle of nowhere....

He sat down on the grass, puffed and tired, how the heck did he end up here? he didn't remember any of it, Roshi looked down at himself "And what happened to my clothes" he wondered, kami it was boring sitting here clad only in underwear, "Well whoever put me hear coulda given me something to do, entertainment or something..."

Like a godsend, a television landed to the earth right in front of him

The turtle master jaw dropped to the ground, he stared at his hands, then back and forth to the t.v..."WOAH!!" he yelled in awe, the t.v was still working! "This proves it, I AM INDEED A GOD!"

CLONK

And there was the remote


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