I dont feel like writing ths outt but im doin it for tuHR VINE. ANYWAYSSSSSSSSSS(YASSSS) erwin and annie (also called erwan or anwin) (mah new ship) go to the ruins of walmart. except its not in ruins. they rebuilt it. im just tryna bE DRAMATIC XD LOL. so theu reach the macorono aisle..,,, thATS RIGHT. AN ENTIRE AISLE JUST FOR MACORNONOOOOOO. and levis not there. so they like, where levi at

-_-. and they ask the store worker and he like idk i just started working here a week ago but i might quit bc iget made fun of because of my name.

holy shit step aside erwin said annie i wanna hear this. whats ya name boy"

"my nAME IS...,,,,,,,(dramatic pause)

*the walmart worker begins crying*

"richard butt"

HAHAHAHAH YA NAME DICK BUTT.,. aNNIEEIE IS crying (not cause of the name, but because she is trapped in a crystal but not now)

"but what ya middle name" erwin is siddenly wearing chainz and a dnapback.

the boy drops to his knees.

"Malaysia"

who THE FUCKING HELL NAMRS THEIR CHILD DICK MALAYSIA BUTT Aneee chan IS VERY ANGRY LIke damn her da was a shit butt idiot that kinda looked like the dude from human centipede 2(unless u believe in that one snk conspiracy theory where erwin is anniesdad) (which would make this story vERY WEIRD) but THIS GUYS PARENTS MAKE HER DAD LOOK LIKE THE LORD JESUS HIMSELF amen hallelujah

CA N WE PLEASSSE ,.,?!4$$288 STOP FUCKING AROUND"" reiner says

erdown with the sickness has a grimm look on his poop face..,., "WHAT THE FUCK IS IT REGINALD" reiner is so angry hes about to piss himself the 8th time this hour(h e needs to go see a doctor)

"there is only one way we can solve this mans problem"

what is it says anninnymonity

"we have to kill him" erwins eyebrows r so arched they vertical lines.

"HOLY SHI T ER WIN WHAT THE FUCK,,):&9-99!? wE CANT JUST KILL HIM CAUSE HES GOT A LAME ASS NAME REGINALD WJAT THE FUCKING HELL."

2 be continuedd (ill post the next one tomorrow nite i gotta go sleep sleep)