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Chapter Six: Yamcha the Desert Bandit

Soon our heroes were back on their journey sailing in the water in a large boat with their new companion Oolong.

"Taking this water way sure saved us a lot of time, were pretty lucky so far" Bulma said.

"Lucky huh then why is Oolong coming with us?" Goku asked.

"Yeah why are we bring the pig with us?" Froze asked.

"Because I'm a cute hoglet that why!" Oolong said.

"Oolong changing power might come in handy Goku that's why we're bringing him" Bulma said.

"I suppose Bulma right on this one" Serena said.

"Yeah but mostly for my good looks right toots?" he said.

"Oh brother, I will say your one of a kind Oolong" Bulma said.

"Huh! Just give it time honey we'll see I'm the man" Oolong said as Goku patted Oolong private area as Oolong squealed and the others in the back eye widen "Hey! Back of kid I'm not that kind of pig!"

"You were right you are a man" Goku said.

"Of course I'm a man you idiot! What more do you want! I'll take a PolyGram, give a blood sample just don't ever do that again! " Oolong yelled.

"Goku what did I say before!" Kento yelled.

"But I can't tell that he's a guy" Goku said.

"Well I guess he was kind of right I mean sure he dressed like a dude but for all we know he could have been a girl with a very deep voice" Froze said.

"Hey shut the hell up!" Oolong yelled.

"Hey Bulma how much longer?" Goku asked.

"We should almost be there by now, this map will tell us exactly" Bulma said digging in her bag.

"We've been driving forever already where in the world are we going?" Oolong asked.

"We're going to a place called Fire Mountain" Bulma said reading the map.

"Fire Mountain! Are you crazy! There is no way in hell your dragging me anywhere near that place!" Oolong yelled.

"What so scary about a mountain?" Goku asked.

"Yeah it doesn't sound scary at all" Tsumuri said.

"For starters the place is always on fire and it's the home to the terrible Ox King! Do you understand now!" Oolong yelled.

"That bad huh?" Goku asked as Kento and the other knew about Chichi father and kept quiet.

"Relax Oolong Goku strong enough to handle some big old ox" Bulma said.

"Huh! I don't know about that I heard that the Ox King is the strongest guy in the whole wide world they say he's over ten feet tall and weighs five hundred pounds! And he's always on the prowl for anyone who tries to climb up his mountain to get to his castle! He carries a giant battle ax and let me tell you he knows how to use it to, he's be terrorizing the country side for years and they say if you meet the Ox King there is only one thing you can do run! Because if he catches you you'll get a really close shave" Oolong said making a neck slice gesture.

"You really heard that?" Bulma asked.

"Uh huh" Oolong said.

'The Ox King was known like that? What the hell is going on! The big loveable man had rumors like these?' Kento thought.

"Sounds like the guy not very happy" Goku said.

"Exactly! He's radically unhappy!" Oolong said jumping up and turning into a fish, "well I'm out of here!"

"Hey!" Bulma yelled stopping the boat.

"Get back here!" Kento yelled.

"Don't worry guys I'll get him" Goku said as he striped into his birthday suit and dived in.

"Careful" Bulma said.

"For his birthday I think I'll get him a pair of firkin swim trunks!" Kento said.

"I second that" Serena said as Goku came out of the water.

"I lost him guys" Goku said.

"Well if you want to catch a fish you got to use the right kind of bait" Bulma said.

"Like what?" Serena asked as Bulma got a fishing rod and attached a pair of panties to it.

"Like this!"

"Do you think he'll bite?" Goku asked.

"If I know Oolong he will!" Bulma said throwing out the line as the panties went into the water.

"That just wrong" Tsumuri said.

"I think I got a nibble" Bulma said as she pulled the red fish out, "yeah grab him Goku!" she yelled as Goku caught him.

"Hey what do you know he bit your shorts" Goku said.

Later that day Kabra was digging through their food supply capsule as he groaned.

"What wrong Kabra?" Froze asked.

"A month's worth of food I properly prepared is gone!" Kabra yelled.

"Hey why is all the food gone! Did you make a pig of yourself?" Goku asked Oolong while holding a knife and fork.

"Unfortunate choice of words but the great outdoors sure do make me hungry" Oolong said.

"You eat all that food! You idiot do you know how long it took me to make all that beautiful food!" Kabra said.

"Yeah it was delicious" Oolong said as Kabra and the others glared at him.

"Here take this special vitamin" Bulma said holding out the yellow pill, "it will fill you up and give you strength" she said as Oolong took it.

"It doesn't look like much but I'll try it" Oolong said putting it in his mouth.

"It's made from all natural ingredients it's very good for you" Bulma said.

"I just hope you health nuts don't eat pork" Oolong said.

"Hey Bulma what about me I'm hungry too" Goku said.

"Uh that was the last one" Bulma said.

"See kid it's my hogish galore I'm not your average porker" Oolong said as the boat stopped.

"That's great were out of gas!" Bulma said.

"Is that like short of being out of food?" Goku asked.

"Very good that's exactly what it's like Goku" Bulma said.

"Then let's just feed the boat" Goku said.

"Hey Oolong can you change into a tank of gas?" Bulma asked.

"Against union rules honey besides I get all used up" Oolong said.

"Then how about a paddle just to help us get to shore?" Bulma said.

"I'd be honor to be handle by a girl like you Bulma, show time!" Oolong said as he explode and turned into a paddle with a face as Bulma got it.

"You go like this in the water and we'll move" Bulma said demonstrating and handed Oolong to Goku as the pig groaned.

"Wow that's really neat!" Goku said as he began paddling and laughing.

"Hey watch the water in the mouth you knuckle down midget!" Oolong yelled.

"Oh sweet karma" Serena said.

Later Goku tied a rope from a tree to the boat, "I got to go guys!" Goku said.

"Don't be gone long!" Bulma said as Goku moved to the end of the water and dropped his pants in front of them to pee, "Goku! Really that kid!"

"The next lesson we have will be on privacy for the males and females" Kento said.

"Well it's too bad we couldn't make it to Fire Mountain" Oolong said.

"Don't pretend to be disappointed pork chops" Tsumuri said.

"Well I hate to disappoint you Oolong but were practically there already" Bulma said.

"Then it's crazy to go there! It's way too dangerous!" Oolong yelled as Bulma dug into her bag and her eyes widen.

"Huh? My Dynocapse are missing" Bulma said.

"Oh crap" Froze said.

"Ahhhh! Were trapped in a waste land with no way to get out!" Bulma screamed, "I think you took our Dynocapse just like you stole our lunch you little porker!"

"Hey I resent being called little!" Oolong yelled.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Bulma screamed.

"What the matter why are you so upset?" Goku asked.

"You don't understand without the Dynocapse were stuck here, no boats, no bike nada!" Bulma cried.

"But why can't you just walk Bulma?" Goku asked as he floated up on his cloud.

"That's easy for you to say you can fly the flying Nimbus!" Bulma yelled.

"So long suckers!" Oolong said sneaking off.

"Why don't you have Oolong turn into a bike and ride him out of here?" Goku asked.

"Oh that's a great idea Goku! I'm glad I thought of it!" Bulma said.

"What an airhead" Tsumuri said.

"Hey Oolong dear?" Bulma said turning around as they noticed the pig was gone, "huh! Ahhhh he ditched us!"

"Don't worry Bulma I'll go get him!" Goku said flying off on Nimbus over the area.

"Hey Oolong? Where are you? Come out come out wherever you are! You can't hide forever! Hey! Oh Oolong! If you come out I'll give you a nice taste pail of sloop!"

"If he thinks I'm dumb enough to fall for the ole juicy pail of slop routine the he's dumber than I thought" Oolong said.

Goku then flew back to where his friends were.

"There's no sign of him anywhere Bulma" Goku said.

"Grrr! I knew I couldn't trust him!" Bulma growled.

"Then why did your bring him?" Kento asked.

"Piggy! Piggy! Piggy! PIGGY! PIGGY! PIGGY!" Bulma said threw gritted teeth.

Oolong then felt his stomach react as he groaned.

"What's wrong with my poor stomach? Whoa! OH! OH! OH! I'm going to blow! Oh no!" he screamed jumping up and down as he ran into the nearest bushes and let nature run its course with loud noise.

"Oh that is so gross!" Serena said.

"Hey! Hey Oolong what's the matter little Piggy? You know that vitamin I gave you it's really a pill that makes you have to go squatty potty anytime someone makes piggy sounds! You're not going anywhere!" Bulma said.

"Oh that perfect!" Oolong said sarcastically.

"Ha! I guess I got you under my power now little piggy!" Bulma said.

"Impressive I guess that is an excellent way to get a sneaky pig to obey" Kento said as Goku jumped back spinning his battle pole and pointed it at Bulma.

"What's with you?" Bulma asked.

"You have an issue kid?" Tsumuri asked.

"You're a witch! You cast a spell on Oolong admit it!" Goku said.

"Oh Goku don't be so naïve if I were a witch I wouldn't need the dragon balls to grant my wishes" Bulma said smiling "that pill was just a little bit of science to control cowards like-"

"Cheap shot!" Oolong yelled cutting her off and coming out of the bushes walking funny and holding toilet paper, "lucky for me I brought some toilet paper along"

"So I trust my little pill will keep you in line?" Bulma said crossing her arms.

"Yeah" Oolong said.

"Oh!" Goku said.

"Yeah I'll be in line, to be in line for the bathroom that's for sure!" Oolong said.

"I bet this kind of stuff wouldn't happen if you acted nicer" Goku said.

"I can still take it kid!" Oolong yelled.

"Oh Piggy! Piggy! Piggy!" Goku said as Oolong ears pointed up as he began to sweat then ran to the nearest bushes and began to make more bowel movement and noises.

"That is so gross Bulma! Why couldn't you have put a collar on him or something with this we all suffer" Serena said.

"I'll get you for that!" Oolong yelled as Goku and the others laughed while Tsumuri and Froze watched the sight.

"Well I need my motorcycle now Oolong" Bulma said.

"You lazy! Ugh!" Oolong yelled turning into an old style motorcycle.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind Oolong" Bulma said.

"Me either toots!" Oolong said.

"Oh well lets go" Bulma said getting on as she crushed him and Oolong yelled.

"Can't you do anything right! What do we do now pork chops!" Bulma yelled.

"Look you amazon! You think it's fun being squashed to the ground by a horse like you!" Oolong yelled turning back to normal, "so that's the thanks I get, what the use anyway? I can only hold a new shape for five minutes then poof!"

"Uh" Bulma said.

"Everyone thinks shape changing makes your stronger then you really are but it don't I couldn't carry you out of here if I wanted to but I got another idea" Oolong said transforming again into a pair of oink panties, "here how's this Bulma? Put me on and only one of us has to walk"

"You pervert! Take this!" Bulma yelled slapping the panties to the ground as Serena began stepping on his face.

"Serves you right" Serena said.

"Next time you should try being her hat" Goku said.

IIIIIII

Soon our heroes pressed on, on foot as they reached the desert region and began walking in the hot sun as Oolong and Bulma panted and walked with hiking sticks as Kento had taken off his shirt and tied it around his waist as he and his friends seemed unharmed by the desert effects.

"I gave up ridding my cloud to walk with you guys now try and keep up" Goku said.

"Yeah you two are slow as hell" Kento said.

"Just remember you're not a city kid Goku you're used to the wilderness but I'm not! I should be pampered! Oh my god look at this place!" Bulma said.

"Yeah something not right I keep getting the feeling were being watched it's giving me the creeps" Oolong said as Kento looked to Tsumuri as their friend nodded letting them know they were being watched.

"I can't stand it! I'm going crazy!" Bulma said as she and Oolong sat on the ground.

"Are you giving up?" Goku asked.

"No! Yes! Maybe! I don't know! I want a bath! I need air conditioning! I don't want to be stranded in the desert without a boyfriend or my Dynocapse anymore!" Bulma yelled kicking and squirming towards a rock.

"Her passion for self-centerness inspires even me" Oolong said.

"You sure are strange Oolong" Goku said.

"Ah shade nap time" Bulma said from the rock she was under.

"I say we let her rest for a while" Goku said.

"Suite me" Oolong said putting his hat on his face and laying back.

"I sure am hungry" Goku said.

"Hmm maybe I can transform this sand into something" Kabra said.

"Don't you should save your energy forming food use a lot of it" Kento said.

"I'm starving over here" Oolong said.

"I'm going to take a nap with Bulma guys watch the pig" Serena said leaving.

"I'm going to go look for some food" Goku said "Do you like bacon?"

"What are you brain dead!" Oolong yelled as they heard a noise "Wait I hear something"

"What is it?" Goku asked as they saw something in a pile of dust coming their way.

"It isn't no camel" Oolong said.

They then saw a long haired man riding on a desert ridder with a blue animal thing ridding with him as Kento and the others remember seeing this man but couldn't remember a name.

"Greeting" Yamcha said pulling over.

"Uh hi" Kento said.

"I am Yamcha I am the master of the land you trespass upon" he said as shock hit Kento and the other Time Force Fighters.

'Yamcha! What the hell he hand no scars and long hair back then! What the hell happened!' Kento thought.

"It's my land too!" Puar said.

"Huh?" Oolong said recognizing the blue thing.

"You need not fear me just hand over your money and any Dynocapse you may have and I will let you pass in peace" Yamcha said.

"Your Puar! We went to shape shifting school together" Oolong said.

"I remember! And you were a loud mouth bully! He always picked on me and stole my lunch money! It was because I was smaller than him!" Puar said.

"I'd say the tables have turned my friend how does it feel to face someone bigger than yourself little piglet?" Yamcha said as Oolong his behind Goku.

"This guy looks pretty tough kid you think you can take him?" Oolong asked.

"That's just like an the old days! The swine still hides behind someone when he afraid!" Puar said.

"Not much courage huh?" Yamcha said.

"That's right not an ounce of courage on that porker!" Puar said sticking his tongue out at Oolong.

"Puar if I ever get my hands on you!" Oolong growled.

"Sounds like you haven't changed much over the years Oolong" Goku said.

"Okay boys enough talk either hand over your goods or prepare to fight me" Yamcha said.

"Just how strong are you guys?" Oolong asked.

"I'm super strong" Goku said.

"And he is not even worth our time so we'll let Goku have the fun" Kento said.

"Alright big shot! The bigger you are the harder you fall! You may think you're looking at an easy haul here but my man will slap you two silly before it's all said and done" Oolong said as Yamcha drew his sword.

"Prepare to defend yourself" Yamcha said.

"Make pork chops out of him Yamcha! He can't talk to you like that!" Puar said all of them moved away for Goku and Yamcha to fight.

"Just a second! Oolong said hiding behind a rock, "alright destroy him little buddy!"

"Oolong why should I want to destroy this guy? Did he hurt somebody?" Goku asked.

"Haven't you been listening kid! The sword isn't made out of rubber you know! He plans to kill us!" Oolong yelled.

"I don't want to fight you but if I have to defend my friends I will!" Goku said.

"I admire your bravery kid" Yamcha said.

"Is it bravery or stupidity?" Oolong asked.

"With Goku sometimes it can be both" Kento said as they heard snoring as they saw Bulma fast asleep and Serena leaning on a rock clearly mad about Bulma snoring.

"Gee I thought it was an earthquake" Oolong said.

"Please earthquakes don't make that much noise" Serena said.

Yamcha then threw his sword case in the air as he charged at Goku and Puar caught the case as Goku jumped over Yamcha dodging the swing as he landed then jumped off Yamcha back and hit the ground as Yamcha charged again as Goku jumped out of the way as Yamcha swing almost hit Puar head s Yamcha jumped over his friend and Puar fainted.

Yamcha then swung again as Goku jumped into the air then drew his battle pole as he came flying down swinging his pole as Yamcha blocked it with the sword as they jumped back away from each other.

"Powe Pole extend!" Goku yelled at the pole glowed then grew and head right for Yamcha and hit him in the gut and sent him crashing into the ground.

"Unbelievable!" Puar said.

"Believe it! The kid winning this one isn't he!" Oolong said.

"You have great power for a little one don't you?" Yamcha said gripping his now sore gut.

"Thank you my grandpa training me" Goku said.

"Ah the pole the Extending Power Pole only one man could have given that to you, who is this grandfather of your?" Yamcha asked.

"His name was Gohan and he died a long time ago" Goku said.

"I knew of him but even with your magic pole and all that he may have taught you I'm afraid you're still no match for me, I will have that pole power give it to me or prepare to fight to the death!" Yamcha said

"Uh oh were lunchmeat now" Oolong said.

"What a sore loser" Tsumuri said.

"Yep who knew Yamcha was such a jerk back then" Kento said.

"I'm starving" Goku said rubbing his stomach.

"Hey Goku win the fight soon and I'll make a nice lunch for you" Kabra said.

"You're not the only one with special powers kid" Yamcha said going into a pose as Kento and the others could sense his power slightly rise, "watch this! Wolf Fang Fist!" Yamcha yelled charging at Goku and kicked him in the air and began wailing on him then sent Goku flying through several boulders and caused them to collapse on him.

"I guess we won't need a headstone" Oolong said.

"I'm surprised that didn't wake Bulma up" Serena said.

Kento and the other knew better to think Goku was done so they waited.

"Why do I always back the loser? Why dos it always end this way? Now he'll come for me" Oolong said.

"I say you deserve a beating or two" Kento said as Yamcha turned to them and cracked his knuckles.

"Gee I'd like to stay and fight with you but I got to fly!" Oolong said turning into a tiny fly.

"A fly Oolong, you turned into a fly?" Tsumuri said.

"Now your chance Puar get him" Yamcha said.

"Right!" Puar said turning into a flyswatter and smacked Oolong out of his form and hitting the ground.

"You mainging mongrel what you have to go and do that for!" Oolong yelled.

"I owed you one Oolong!" Puar said.

"Now my worthless advisories you better hand over what you have or join your friend" Yamcha said.

"Thant's a choice huh, there absolutely nothing worse than getting ripped off" Oolong said digging in his pocket.

"Kame it snappy pig my patience's for you is wearing thin!" Yamcha said

"Just wait Oolong this guy will get what's coming to him" Kento said as Goku emerged from the rubble.

"Got to get some food" Goku said.

"Show time" Froze said as Oolong held out a capsule.

"Thank you" Yamcha said.

"Hold it right now!" Goku yelled as he stomped over to them, "I've had just about enough of you!"

"If you truly had enough kid got back asleep amongst the ruble and don't provoke me again!" Yamcha said.

"Come on!" Goku said getting into a fighting stance "I'm just getting warmed up you know!"

Yamcha then charged at Goku swinging his fist as Goku swung his and their fists collided as Goku jabbed Yamcha in the eyes then used his hand to smack Yamcha and send him flying into a boulder that he bounced off then hit the ground.

"That's it kid!" Yamcha yelled covering one eye and emerging from the ground as he yelled and charged at Goku again.

"Oh boy I think I'm going to die if I don't get something to eat" Goku said.

"Why are you just standing there Goku do something!" Oolong yelled.

The yelling woke up Bulma as she got up to rub her eyes as Serena and her came out from the shade.

"Gee wiz guys what all the screaming about?" Bulma asked as Yamcha stopped running to stare at Bulma and Serena.

"Damn it's hot out here" Serena said as she opened a few button on her gi to let some air in.

'They're gorgeous' Yamcha thought as Kento growled when he saw Yamcha legs shake as his face turned red then fell over.

"Let me at him I'll kill!" Kento yelled as Tsumuri Froze and Kabra tried to hold Kento back.

"Master are you okay!" Puar asked.

"Puar you know I have trouble around beautiful women!" he whispered.

"I know!" Puar said.

"What! That does it he's dead! Let me at him!" Kento yelled as Yamcha and Puar road off.

"Well I guess we put him on the run didn't we" Oolong said.

"Hey guys who was that hunk? He was absolutely dreamy!" Bulma asked.

'You won't think that years from now' Serena thought.

"Oh wow!" Bulma said.

"Can we eat now?" Goku asked.

"Oh Goku you never change" Kento said shaking his head.

Later that day after the sun went down the heroes were all in a large mobile home that Oolong brought with him as Kabra finished making dinner and everything was explained to Bulma about Yamcha.

"I just don't know how you keep eating like that all the time Goku" Bulma said.

"Now this is what I call a meal" Oolong said pulling his turkey out of the oven, "I don't know where you all get off eating pigs especially in the presences of one!"

"Because it's so good" Kento said stabbing his ham as Oolong shuttered and saw how Goku was eating.

"Kid watch yourself you're going to choke" he said.

"This is good Kabra!" Goku said.

"Why thank you" Kabra said.

"Wow I hope I see Yamcha again he was so shy and so handsome" Bulma said as Kento made a bark gesture as his friend snickered a little.

"Does this place have a tub?" Bulma asked.

"Yeah right in there" Oolong said pointing to the back as he showed her the bathroom.

"Huh, to tell you the truth I'm used to much nicer accommodations" Bulma said.

"Why don't you try the luxury hotel down the road I'm sure they have a lot of them out here in the desert!" Oolong said.

"It's just that it's so small" Bulma said.

"Well it isn't no palace but I don't see any royalty around either! Get it!" Oolong growled as Bulma looked around, "now what are you looking for?"

"Peep hole" Bulma said.

"Hey! What kind of place do you think I'm running!" Oolong said.

"Well I wouldn't put it past you" Bulma said pointing at him.

"What?" Oolong said.

"You little perv" Bulma said.

'I'll let you win the battle sister but I'm going to win the war!' Oolong thought.

IIIIII
Later that night Mai and Shu showed up away from the parked mobile home with Rejects following behind wait for orders.

"Come on" Mai said as Shu set a bomb.

"It's set to go off in four minutes" Shu said sticking it under the car as a Reject growled and Mai saw Yamcha and Puar running a little way.

"Shu somebody out there let's get out of here" Mai said.

"Mai I think we have a problem the bomb is stuck to my hand" Shu said.

"This isn't good Shu!" Mai said.

"What should I do?" he asked.

"You better wait here I'll go get help, Rejects let's go" Mai said as they took off.

"Hey wait for me!" Shu said running after them as Yamcha and Puar got a view.

"A double-decker camper I bet we could get a decent price for a rig like that" Yamcha said.

"But what about the girls?" Puar asked.

"Easy all we have to do is a find a way to lure them out of there for a few minutes then we sneak in and rob them blind" Yamcha said as he laughed.

"You're starting to scare me" Puar said.

"You think were safe out here?" Oolong asked.

"Don't worry the worst thing that can happen to us if they take our stuff" Goku said.

"Yes then were screwed" Kento said.

"That's it huh? I don't know if you noticed but I got some very serious cargo here, you're not worried because you don't have anything worth stealing" Oolong said.

"Yeah huh! My dragon ball" Goku said.

"Dragon ball? What the hell is that?" Oolong asked.

"Strange I thought you knew by now" Kento said.

"Well Bulma asked me not to show you but I guess it's okay" Goku said pulling his dragon ball from the pouch on his belt, "neat huh?"

"Oh!" Oolong said.

IIIIII

While Bulma took her shower Yamcha and Puar snuck over to the camper right under the window to Bulma shower as they heard her humming.

"Okay one of them is right above us" Yamcha said.

"Master can you see the other ones are with her?" Puar asked.

"Hang on" Yamcha said peeking as his eyes widen and his jawed dropped at Bulma as he quickly got back down.

"Yamcha what happened? Are you alright?" Puar asked.

"Hmmm? Is something out there?" Bulma said looking out the window as Puar and Yamcha covered their mouths, "huh oh well" she said going back to her shower.

"I hate turning into a bowl of mush every time I see a girl!" Yamcha said.

"It's not your fault" Puar said.

"And then a big dragon appears" they heard Goku said.

"I hear something" Yamcha said as the moved to the next window.

"Are you sure it's true?" Oolong asked.

"Yep he right" Kento said

"It's the pig and two others" Puar said.

"So when you get all seven dragon balls together a dragon appears and grants a wish?" Oolong asked.

"Uh huh, yep that's right" Goku said.

"Any wish you can think off?" Oolong asked.

"Guess so that's what Bulma said.

"So how many more dragon balls do you need?" Oologn asked.

"Just two" Goku said.

"Were onto something really big here guys" Oolong said.

"What do you mean we? Only one person gets the wish" Kento said.

"Come on" Yamcha whispered.

"Right!" Puar said as they took off away to hide behind a tree.

"Well it seems we hit the jackpot!" Yamcha said.

"Yeah?" Puar said.

"Puar you know what this means don't you?" Yamcha said.

"What Yamcha?" Puar asked.

"I will never be shy around women again! Never!" Yamcha said as Puar fell over.

"But Yamcha if you can have any wish then you could rule the world and have all the riches in it" Puar said.

"Come on how long have you been with me?" Yamcha said.

"It's been two years one month and three days" Puar said.

"After all this time I thought you really would have known me by now" Yamcha said.

"I thought so too" Puar said putting his head down in shame.

"Well my furry friend you don't I have no desire to rule the world, understand?" Yamcha asked.

"I think I do" Puar said.

"No I want what no riches in the world can buy, don't you see that one day I'd like to get married? Or at least be able to ask a girl out on one single lousy date!" Yamcha said.

"See what happens when you don't have an afternoon nap Master?" Puar said.

"From now on we have only those dragon balls at our sites we'll get them mark my words!" Yamcha said.

IIIIII

"You know kid we need to cut Bulma out that's all there is too it" Oolong said.

"Oh you'd just love that" Kento said.

"But Bulma and I are partners why would you want to cut her out?" Goku asked.

"Look kid she a girl and were guys and were gonna want to wish for some guy things" Oolong said.

"Oh like what a pair of panties?" Kento said.

"No! Like a harem with three hundred girls!" Oolong said drooling.

"Golly why would you want three hundred girls?" Goku asked.

"Huh what that kid?" Oolong asked snapping out of his fantasy when Bulma entered the room.

"Well can you imagine what it would be like to have three hundred Bulma listen to" Goku said as Bulma hit him on the head.

"How dare you talk behind my back Goku" Bulma said.

"I was just uh oh never mind" Goku said rubbing his head.

"Oolong do you have any extra pajamas?" Bulma asked.

"Oh like mine would fit you" Oolong said.

"Ugh then what the hell am I opposed to wear to bed then?" Bulma asked.

"What am I your butler!" Oolong said opening the fridge.

"Well with that hat you look like one or a limo driver or something" Bulma said as Oolong pulled out two glass.

"Here you go this cold juice will calm your nerves" Oolong said.

"Oh you can be a sweet swine can you" Bulma said.

"More than you will ever know" Oolong said holding out the glass.

"Aw thank you" Bulma said taking the juice and drinking it as Goku took a sip of his.

"Eww this stuff gross!" Goku said.

"It's for health nuts it's opposed to make you strong" Oolong said.

"Oh well down the hatch" Goku said drinking the rest as Kento sniffed his and tool a small sip.

'That pig! This drink is full of drugs! He plans to knock us out and steal the dragon balls!' Kento thought.

"I do feel stronger!" Goku said.

"Do you want some Oolong?" Goku asked.

"Who me? I already had mine already" Oolong said.

Bulma then yawned as Kento pushed his drink away, "so where do I sleep I'm tired" Bulma said.

"Just go right up those stairs there Serena already went up" Oolong said.

"Goodnight" Bulma said heading up but stopped, "and you better not come up here! Or I'll just have to make the piggy sound again and you'll be going wee wee wee all the way home! Got it!"

"Gotcha" Oolong said.

"And since you're not doing anything I want my clothes cleaned by morning!"

"Right" Oolong said as Bulma headed upstairs.

"Boy the way she was napping me you'd say we were married or something I'll never understand women" Oolong said as Goku yawned before he fell asleep.

'That sleeping powder works faster than I thought, stealing the dragon balls will be a synch with these kids knocked out' Oolong thought as he made sure Goku was asleep then saw Kento with his head down on the table but didn't know Kento was faking.

'I bet the dragon balls are upstairs, and I know the first place to look' Oolong thought heading up the stairs.

"All clear Yamcha!" Puar said.

"Alright Puar you know what to do" Yamcha said as Puar turned into a key as Yamcha opened the door just as Oolong was about to lift the blanket on Bulma and heard the intruders.

"What that!" Oolong said.

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"What this kid is really out, I wonder where the other ones have gone" Yamcha said.

"I guess they're upstairs" Puar said.

"Puar I want you to change into this kid here and lure the others outside" Yamcha said.

"Okay!" Puar said turning into a bad looking version of Goku.

"How can Goku be awake after that dose I gave him!" Oolong said seeing fake Goku coming up the stairs.

'I don't get it I put enough powder in there to knock out a horse! If that little imp catches me up here he'll surly squeal to Bulma and she'll fry my bacon good! I go to think of something fast!' Oolong thought.

"Oh I know!" Oolong thought cover Bulma with the blanket and turning into a fat smaller version of Bulma in a towel.

"Oh hi Goku you scared me" Oolong said.

"Hey where Oolong?" Puar asked.

"Oolong? I thought he went for a walk I thought he was back" Oolong said.

"Hey I know let's go outside and look for him there's something I want to show you out there anyway" Goku said.

"Oh uh alright" Oolong said following Puar down the stairs.

"It looks like Oolong hasn't come back yet" Puar said as they headed out the door.

"Oh I'm sure he close by" Oolong said as Yamcha came out of his hiding spot with the still sleeping Goku.

"With her out of the way nothing can stop me strange thou in the day time she seemed much prettier" Yamcha said.

'And less ugly' Kento thought as he took a glance to where his friends and all made their beds and saw they were fake sleeping and waiting for his signal as Kento saw Yamcha going up stairs.

'Must resist the urge to kill! He better not lay a hand on Serena or he's dead! I don't care if it screws up the future!' Kento thought.

Upstairs Yamcha saw the lump under the blankets and thought they were the dragon balls, "ah ha I bet you I know what's under here dragon balls" Yamcha said reaching for one of the lumps and felt it was squishy.

"Odd they seem kind of squishy" Yamcha said.

"Oh hell no!" Kento said as Tsumuri covered his mouth.

"Calm down! I think he's groping Bulma so relax or you'll screw everything up!" Tsumuri whispered.

IIIIII

Outside Oolong and Puar were far from the camper, "I'm freezing what do you want to show me?" Oolong asked.

"It's right up here so watch real close!" Puar said exploding in smoke and turned back to his normal form.

"What the hell!" Oolong yelled.

"Tricked you good huh" Puar said as Oolong exploded and turned to his form.

"You want to make a bet!" Oolong yelled.

"Oolong then that means!" Puar said.

Yamcha the pulled the blanket off the very naked Bulma and the sleeping on her side in her PJ's Serena as his eyes widen he saw stars and got a nose bleed as he screamed.

"Master!" Puar yelled flying back to the camper.

"Come back here!" Oolong yelled.

IIIII
Yamcha then stepped out the door and collapsed to the ground as Puar landed on his knee, "are you okay?" he asked as his eyes widen to see Yamcha eyes were stuck with shock.

"Not dragon balls not dragon balls" he said.

"My poor master" Puar said.

"Hey where are you!" Oolong yelled.

"Come on master, come on!" Puar said pulling Yamcha arm and got him to his feet as they walked away.

"Not dragon balls not dragon ball" Yamcha repeated.

"It's like a thieves convention here!" Oolong said.

"What do you plan to do now Oolong?" Kento asked from the door way.

"Your awake!" Oolong said.

"Duh I didn't drink that drink because I smelt the drink powder in it, now as for what just happen I won't let Bulma or Goku know what you did if you stand watch all night" Kento said tossing him Bulma gun.

"Oh man" Oolong said.

The next morning Oolong stood in the front sweat with the gun still keeping an eye out as Goku awoke with a loud yawn.

"It's about time!" Oolong said.

"Oh good morning" Goku said.

"Yeah for you may be nice sleep!" Oolong said glaring at Kento who was making himself a cup of coffee.

"Oh I have a terrible headache" Bulma said coming down the stairs with Serena.

"I had the strangest dream last night, I could swear Yamcha came into our room and screamed about something" Serena said as Kento Oolong and the other male heroes pretended they didn't know anything.

"Hey Oolong did you get my clothes cleaned yet?" Bulma asked.

"Sorry I've been a little busy" Oolong said.

"What! What do you mean busy! This is serious I don't have any clothes to wear!" Bulma yelled.

"I mean busy saving your hides from Yamcha" Oolong said.

"Yamcha? Wow he came back! Were you nice to him? Yamcha real shy you know" Bulma said.

"I think I'm going to puke" Oolong said.

"What did you say!" Bulma yelled.

"Nothing and if you really need clothes there is one outfit in the drawer upstairs, why didn't you just say so in the first place!" Bulma said heading back up stairs.

"Yeah come to think of it maybe three hundred girls is far too many guys" Oolong said.

"Mmm hmm" Kento said drinking his coffee.

"Wait if Yamcha was here last night then that means...oh! Bulma was naked when she came to bed then that means he saw...! Oh my god!" Serena said covering her mouth as Kento made a shhhhhh gesturer at her.

"So does that mean your changing you mind about the harem thing?" Goku asked as Oolong went to the bathroom.

"Yep" Oolong said.

"Gee you sure are one smart pig Oolong" Goku said as Oolong began brushing his teeth as Goku stomach growled.

"I'm hungry" Goku said.

"You are always hungry kid" Oolong said.

"Don't worry I'll come up with something" Kabra said walking past the door as everyone was unaware that Shu and Mai had just planted the bomb under the camper.

Later at breakfast Oolong stared at the two Saiyan male frenzy as Kabra set more food on the table for everyone.

"A whole month worth's of food gone" Oolong said.

"Hey what is this Easter! This is no outfit! This is a costume and I look ridiculous in it Oolong!" Bulma yelled as Kento and the others eyes widen to see Bulma in a sexy bunny costume.

"Well tough luck that's all I got my stock of women's clothes is down this month" Oolong said.

"You know there is something quite not right about you Oolong but I just can't figure it out" Bulma said crossing her arms.

"I'm a pig" Oolong said.

"And a pervert" Serena said.

"Oh me too that was great" Goku said patting his stomach as Kento smacked the back of his head.

"A friend of my would always do that when some forgets their manners so Goku if you ever meet him and eat swallow before you speak say excuse me if you burp and don't do rude stuff like that" Kento said.

Minutes later Oolong was driving the camper to their next destination, "so why am I driving? I just hate driving!" Oolong said.

"Oh quit your complaining I'm putting on my make up" Bulma said.

"Kid this girl is a pain in the neck" Oolong said.

"Tell me if you see Yamcha" Bulma said as Kento looked out the window and his eyes widen.

"Yeah we'll keep our fingers crossed Bulma, oh can't wait to see him" Oolong said sarcastically.

"Uh guys" Kento said.

"Is that him" Goku asked pointing out the window as they saw Yamcha driving next to them with guns.

"Wow that Yamcha is such a hunk!" Bulma said.

"He got a firkin missile launcher!" Kento said.

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"Steady Puar, that's it!" Yamcha yelled firing the missile.

IIIIII

"Oh he's looking right at me!" Bulma said as she saw the missile, "uh oh" the tire was then hit as the camper began to tip as it drove as they came to a stop and Goku and the other jumped out.

"What's the big idea are you two nuts!" Goku yelled.

"Yeah you almost killed us!" Kento yelled.

"Don't worry about the girls Master I bet they got knocked out during the crash" Puar whispered as a gun was pointed at the heroes.

"Okay games up so listen, now give me the dragon balls or you will die" Yamcha said.

"Guys how does that goon know about the dragon balls?" Oolong asked.

"Stop your gawking and hand them over now" Yamcha said.

"I'll hand over this!" Goku said pointing his tongue at Yamcha as he ran at Yamcha.

"Goku he's got a gun!" Oolong yelled.

"I couldn't possibly pass up a fight with Gohan grandson Puar" Yamcha said handing him the gun, "so you little runt you want another spanking from my Wolf Fang Fist!"

"I was hungry last time but now my stomach full!" Goku yelled as the collided fists as they blocked and swung kicks and punches at each other as Goku kicked Yamcha in the face and knocked the man over.

"Ata boy!" Oolong yelled.

"Have you had enough yet?" Goku asked as Yamcha got up.

"Mast are you alright! Oh no! Look at your teeth!" Puar said turning into a mirror to show Yamcha one of his teeth and chipped off.

"Ahhhhh! Oh no look at me! Now I'll never get a date!" Yamcha yelled.

"Uh?" Goku said.

"I won't forget this kid! I'll be back!" Yamcha yelled as they rode off on their jeep.

"That was strange" Goku said.

"Yeah no kidding" Kento said.

"Wow Goku you were amazing! You really showed him" Oolong said.

"Thanks Oolong" Goku said.

"You did good Goku" Kento said ruffling Goku hair.

"I think we better check on Bulma and Serena" Goku said.

"I hope they're in better shape than our ride" Oolong said.

IIIIII

"Come on Bulma wake up" Serena said with a knocked out Bulma with a bump on her head.

Later that day the heroes all left their destroyed camper as Shu and Mai stood in front of the empty camper with Rejects crawling all over in and investigating the inside.

"Looks like that bomb did the trick those poor shmucks never knew what hit them" Mai said.

"That's strange it blew before eight o' clock" Shu said checking his watch.

"Don't worry about it Pilaf probably got those bombs on sale I'm going to go check inside for the dragon balls" Mai said heading inside with Shu.

IIIIIIII
"I wonder how Bulma stayed out of trouble before she meet me" Goku said as he carried the still out cold Bulma on his shoulders.

"Hey why don't you let me carry her little buddy I'd be happy to give her...you a hand" Oolong said.

"Hey guys over here!" Yamcha yelled as they saw the jeep driving towards them.

"Ah! Look kid it's him!" Oolong said.

"What the hell does he want now?" Froze asked.

"Uh hell there we were just talking and oh we really don't want any hard feelings between us" Yamcha said scratching the back of his head.

"Is bullshit one word or two?" Kento said.

"Well it was a fair fight so here you go" Yamcha said tossing a Dynocap and it turned into a small red car.

"Hey there only room for four people in there" Serena said.

"It's fine we can ride our vehicles but one question, what the hell is wrong with it Yamcha?" Kento said.

"Yeah what's the catch" Oolong said.

"There is no catch my friends goodbye! Have a good day!" he said as they drove off.

"Man what's up with him?" Oolong said.

"I guess deep down he's really a good guy" Goku said.

"Yeah baloney, I better check this thing for bombs" Oolong said walking over to the car to check it.

"Sometimes you have to have trust in people" Goku said.

"Yeah right" Oolong said.

'I bet there is a tracking device somewhere on this thing, I know we haven't seen the last of Yamcha yet' Kento thought.

A massive explosion got everyone attention as the camper had just explode and all the Rejects were on their backs with twitching legs as Shu and Mai stood with burned clothes.

"Shu are we still alive?" Mai asked.

"I think so" Shu said falling over.

Our heroes then went on with their journey with them following behind the red car in their own vehicles as they continued on with their journey.

A.N. Please Review!