Last time on Peach's Café. Mario was going one on one with the conceited so called king of Dreamland, King Dedede, the fight was getting way out of control as King Dedede tossed countless stoves at Mario, it seemed as King Dedede had the famous plumber down for the count, well until Yoob unexpectedly saved Mario, by gulping and spiting a stove at King Dedede's face, Mario then delivered the final blow which sent King Dedede crashing into a table. Peach heard all the commotion and order her guards to apprehends King Dedede, the guards were about to put King Dedede in the police car, but a Toad named Toadushi saved King Dedede by knocking all the guards out. What is this Toad back-story, just enjoy today's chapter, Chapter 7: Getting Back on Track. Pay attention son, maybe you'll learn you some shit.
A/N: I'm doing this now, because I don't feel like doing it at the end of the chapter. Thanks for all the reviews, guys (PPAD, Yoshizilla, colette10, notfromearth7, and Star Dew) All of you guys are the greatest. Now for everybody else, review my chapter just like the others, Please&Thankyou. Don't worry notfromearht7 I'm still going read your stories.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything Nintendo related, I also don't own Lily, Peach Hay, and Rose, they all belong to somebody else, I don't hardly own anything, do I, sorry to burst your bubble, folks, I own Yoob (my version of Yoob), Todd, Toaden, and Toadushi.
Chapter 7: Getting Back on Track
Peach looked around her empty yet destroyed restaurant, Mario and King Dedede's fight was so crucial that it made all of her potential applicant flee from the restaurant. "This is just awful, my restaurant is in shambles, and now I don't have anybody left to interview for a job." Peach sighed as she turned around facing Mario and the others. "It's over guys…Everything's ruining, how can I serve people food if I don't any employees, not to mention that we don't have any stoves left to cook on."
Yoob then whispered in Mario's ear. "Wahoo…?! (Which got me thinking, why did she have some many stoves in the first place)
Mario just shrugged. "How the heck should I know." Mario then started whimpering as he held his injured hand. "Mama-Mia, my hand, dammit, it'sa hurting again."
Yoob just pushed Mario out of his way. "Hummmm…" Yoob sighed as looked at Mario flailing on the ground. (I don't think I'll ever understand you Mario, one second you're fighting like a madman and then a second later you're back acting like some pasta eating bitch)
"Ouch Yoob, you don't have to be such a ruffian, I just got out of a fight, remember." Mario whined as he began kissing his hand. "There, there, handy, it's ok daddy here now."
Yoob just sighed as he turned his head from Mario. "Hruhhh…?!" (You're truly pathetic, aren't you Mario)
Tears were beginning to roll down Peach's cheeks. "Toaden was right, this was a waste of time from the beginning, the only thing this place attracted were crazy lunatics that were out to ruining my restaurant." Peach turned around she didn't want Mario and the others to see her cry. "My…My dream's ruined, and there's nothing I can do about it."
Lily noticed how Todd was looking at Peach. "Todd, what're going to do, are you going to comfort her?!"
Todd turned around while nodding. "Yep, Nobody else trying to, so who else should do it, you know what I'm saying."
Lily just stood there with her hands on her hips as she watched Todd walk toward Princess Peach. "Yeah I guess so." she then muttered under her breath. "I don't know how you're going to do it though, you can't even comfort yourself."
Todd walked over to Peach wiping the tears from her cheek. "No, don't say that, don't ever give up on your dreams Princess, you still have us left, just tell us what we have to do to get Peach's Café back on track, isn't that right, guys." Todd didn't get any replies. "How can you guy just give up like this?!?!" Todd said in an angry tone.
Lily stepped in front of Todd as she glared at everybody who was left in the restaurant. "All of you guys are nothing but quitters, how would you feel if the Princess gave up on all your hopes and dreams." Everybody just put there head down from shame. "Yeah, I thought so…"
Peach just stared at Todd and Lily while rubbing her red nose. "Snivel…You two, are you sure you both want me to continue with the restaurant?!"
Peach Hay then walked over to Peach and Todd. "Yeah cousin, the little Toads are right, you shouldn't give up on your…"
Todd then interrupted Hay. "Excuse me, but who are you, and by the way the name's Todd."
Peach walked up to Peach Hay hugging her tightly. "Oh, this is my cousin, Peach Hay." Peach said looking at Todd, she then started looking around. "Hay, where's your sister, didn't she come with you, here?!" Peach said while staring at Hay.
Hay also started looking around. "Huh, yeah, that's weird, I thought she was still behind me." Hay then turned around and yelled. "Rose, where are you?!"
Rose couldn't hear her sister, because she was too busy trying to get away from Luigi. "Wow Rose you're beginning to look more like Daisy everyday." Luigi then smirked as he winked at her. "Uh, I was wondering, ummm…Are you eighteen yet." Luigi said smoothly with a devilish grin across his face.
Rose sighed as she rolled her eyes at him. "Yeah, I've turned eighteen last week, what's up?!?!" she wasn't really interested in Luigi.
Luigi then snapped his fingers as he muttered to himself. "Yaaaaaaaay, Uhhh, Urrrr, I mean cool, score one for the L-Guy."
Rose looked at Luigi and said. "Huh, Um, are you ok, Luigi?"
Luigi ignored her as placed his arm around her shoulder. "How about I take you out for some ice cream or something later on today Rose, it be my treat."
Rose sighed as she slowly took Luigi's arm off her shoulder. "Sure, why not…" She didn't want to hurt Luigi's feelings, so she agreed to go out with him.
Luigi then said. "Aw, yeah, thanks Rose, I promise you, you'll have the time of your life when I take you to Baskin Robbin later on today." Luigi smirked he knew that Baskin Robbin was Rose's favorite restaurant.
Rose shrieked from excitement. Luigi's ridiculous plan had actually worked. "WHAT, we're going to Baskin Robbin, hey when we get there can I have a Sundae with the sprinkles and the cherry on top, huh, huh, huh?!?!?"
Luigi turned around facing the readers with a slick smirk on his face. "Bingo, ho, ho, ho, hooo!!!!!"
Peach smiled at Peach Hay. "Don't worry Hay, I'm pretty sure she's still here, you two are always together." Peach then looked at Lily and Todd. "You two are right, I shouldn't give up on my dreams so easily." Peach then looked around her destroyed restaurant she sighed, but she quickly cheered herself up. "The only thing we really need to do is make some phone calls to get somebody in here to repair all these damages." Peach said with a lot of optimism. Peach then noticed Todd dialing a number on Lily's cell phone. "Todd, what're doing?"
Todd smirked as he placed the phone to his mushroom shaped head. "Don't worry Princess, I'll handle all the damages, I know this cheap place that just opened up, it's called Snutty B's Repairing Company, and when I read it in the phonebook it said if a call's from Princess Peach's new restaurant then repairs will be for free."
Peach started thinking as she placed her hand on her chin. "…Snutty B's Repairing Company, and if the calls from my restaurant then the repairs are free, this just reek of Bowser."
Todd just slapped Peach on her back. "Bowser?!?! No way Princess, you're just being paranoid, it said that if a call is from Peach's Café then the repairs will be for free, FOR FREE!!!!!!!!"
Peach just stood there as she stared at the ceiling. "I don't know, I have a bad feeling about this." Hay walked over to Peach and smiled. "Huh, what's up, Hay?"
Hay then said. "Don't worry Cuz, if this is just another kidnapping scheme, I'm pretty sure Mario would just stop him before Bowser could even lay a finger on you, isn't that right Mario." Hay turned and saw Mario on the ground crying like a little girl. "Ma…Mario are you, um ok?!"
Yoob was yelling and kicking him in the back as he tried getting Mario off the floor. "BRANNNN!!!!!" (Get your punk ass off the ground, you little bitch)
Mario was curled up in the fetal position as he whimpered. "Stop Yoob, leave me alone, don't you see that I'm going though some serious pain right now, so will you please, stop kicking MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" sniveled Mario as he covered his injured hand.
Yoob uttered as he watched Mario roll away from him and went toward the Peach and Peach Hay. "…Urh…" (…Lil Bitch…)
Mario was still curled up as a ball as he murmured. "I heard everything Peach, Hay's right I wouldn't never let Bowser kidnap you, don't I save you every time he tries."
Peach sighed as she rolled her eyes at Mario. "Uh…Mario, you do know I already knew that, right?!?!"
Mario then rolled circles around Peach as he said. "If you already knew that, so what seems to be the problem?!"
Peach stared annoyingly at Mario as he continued rolling around Peach like a ball. "Mario, will you stop doing that, you're looking kinda stupid right now."
Meanwhile Black had just returned back from Peach's Café, he rushed in Green's one bedroom apartment and went straight to the kitchen where Red was. "Red, Red, where are ya, I've got some terrible news, we have to assemble The Team of JUSTICE, Dada, dada, dada, dada, DAMN!!!!!"
Red turned around sighing. "Team of Justice?! Dude, don't you see I'm trying to make the most awesomeness sandwich in all of sandwichdom, I don't have time for any of your stupidity right now." Red separated the bread and then he lifted up a huge pickle jar with black smudges all on the jar. "Dude, this is going to be the sweetest hoagie ever, and Dude, when I add these pickles..." Red then smacked his lips together. "Dude, there gonna give me the Nobel Peace Prize for making such a masterpiece like this, I'll call it 'The Blazing Hoagie'." Red then turned around flashing Black the thumbs up.
Black just stared vacantly at Red. "Huh, What?!" he then noticed Red pouring the pickles on the hoagie. "Hey Red, I know them ain't MY damn pickles." Black then slapped himself in the face as he tried to regain his focus. "Hey, Red listen, when I went to Peach's Café to get that job thingy, I discovered something that could put the whole DAMN world in danger."
Red walked over to Black and placed both of his hands on Black's shoulder. "Yeah Dude that reminds me, how did it go down there, did you get that job like I ask you to?!"
Black started walking around in circles as he murmured. "I can't stop her on my own, she's got those satanic powers, she can turn peoples into squirrels by just staring at them, she also got clones Red, CLONES!!!!!!!"
Red was beginning to get really annoyed as Black continued his retarded mumbling. "Dude, you didn't get the job, did you?!" Red then went behind Black and slapped him in the back of the head. "You went down there and made an ass out of yourself, how could I be so stupid to rely on somebody like you, an idiot that's scared of squirrels, SQUIRRELS!!!!" Red then sighed as he let go of Black's shoulders. "Dude, I knew we shouldn't let you ate that candy apple last night."
Black's eyes were bucked as he shouted from the top of his lungs. "WE MUST ASSEMBLE THE TEAM OF JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!"
Red stumbled backward as he held his nose. "Damn Dude, your nearly burnt off my eyebrows, your breath is fierce, what the HELL died in your mouth."
Black then said while running to the door. "You go down to Peach's Café, and I'll flash the Koopa Beacon to summon the remaining members of The Team of JUSTICE, Green and Yellow."
Red acted all nonchalant as he brushed Black off. "Uhh…Yeah, I'll do whatever you just said."
Black then stuck his hand out as he shouted. "Now, let's normalize or watches." Black didn't have a watch, so he twisted his wrist. Black just stood there staring at Red with Patrick from SpongeBob like expression on his face.
Red stared back at Black as Black held his arm. "Dude, you don't have a watch, you just sat there and dislocated your wrist."
Black ignored Red as he yelled. "Team of JUSTICE, awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!" Black jumped out of the kitchen's window and leapt from building to building.
Red muttered as he started back working on his hoagie. "Stupid ass moron…"
Red: Dudes, Dudettes, check it, I'm doing this here closing today. Mario was acting like a douche, because some fat penguin like throw a stick at his hand or something, Dude really needs to grow up, if you ask me. After that two little Toad folks tried cheering Uncle B's chick up by saying something 'bout not giving up on dreams. Yeah Dude, I don't know, if it's not about me then I'm probably ain't paying any attention to it. So dudes, do you think Uncle's B chick right 'bout the repairing company and what about my idiot brother, Black? Dudes what in the hell was he talking about when I was making my awesome hoagie, stay tune for the next set of words.
With Love From Red, Ace Leader of the Koopa Bros.
