Chapter Six – The Evil Michel Jackson

With Dumbledore gone, everyone felt a bit more… free. Of course, who wouldn't feel a bit tense playing truth or dare with the man who held your future in his hands.

Dumbledore had not returned after several minutes, and Snape and McGonagall were still "occupied". So, Flitwick decided to go for Dumbledore.

"Oh, um, can I dare all of Ravenclaw house at once, Miss Granger?" Flitwick sheepishly asked. "Of course, but only if they agree to it. Do you agree?" Hermione asked the Ravenclaws. One kid said "Yeah, sure, whatever." The rest just mumbled their replies. "I'll take that as a yes! Ravenclaws, I dare you to go back to your common room. I will be there in a minute." They silently walked off. Who said Ravenclaws couldn't have fun? Flitwick had an evil yet giddy look on his face. "In the famous words of Michel Jackson 'Yay! Not guilty! Party in my house kids!'" And off he went.

Hermione felt a small shiver go down her spine. That was just sick and wrong.

Professor Sprout right then and there decided that she did not want her Hufflepuffs around these mentally psycho freaks. She gathered them up and led them back to the Hufflepuff common room without saying one word. The other teachers(aside from Snape and McGonagall, who were still snogging furiously) decided to leave as well, also fed up with the freaks that wanted to play silly little muggle games.

The only people who were left were: Harry, Hermione, Ron, Lavender, Dean, Parvati, Ginny, Neville, Draco, Pansy, Crabbe, Goyle, and of course the ever missing Dumbledore.

Draco moved closer to Hermione. "You know you want me." He whispered in her ear. He kissed her lips ever so softly, but she pulled away just in time. Harry had just lunged toward Malfoy, both tackling him and punching every inch of him that he could get to. Harry refused to stop until Ron, Neville, and Dean pulled him off. "Whoa, when did you get so protective of the mudblood, Potter?" Draco barely managed to choke out. "Since we started going out you evil piece of pond scum!" Harry shot back. As soon as he said this, everyone but Hermione gasped.