Yes yes, I KNOW I haven't updated in ages. I've been too busy reading Skulduggery Pleasant. (ROWAN this is YOUR bloody fault!) and no doubt I'll make reference to it at SOME point in this chapter. And you may feel bad for Patrick, because of Rowan. But how can you handle feeling bad for both Patrick AND Josh? And possibly Bill, depending on how obsessive I get whilst writing this :D if you don't know what I'm on about (but I'm sure Rowan, and Victoria know what I'm on about. Maybe.) then I suggest you read on.

Chapter 7

Paramore, Georg, Bill and Gustav (Tom was too pissed off to care) came out to see what Patrick was shouting about. Hayley took one look at Patrick and died laughing.

Andy sighed, took one look at the small man, who was quivering with fear, standing behind him and pushed him away, "grow up Patrick!" he laughed.

"yeah, you're saying that, but you haven't met her before in your life!" Patrick protested.

"oh come on! She's not that bad!" Louise laughed and stared at Rowan.

"yeah, not that bad until we drag Victoria into it." she grinned evilly and stared directly at Josh.

"I've got a feeling I'm not going to like what's coming next….." Josh said anxiously.

"nope," the two girls grinned.

"how do we get her here?" Rowan asked.

"shouldn't be THAT hard…..seeing as how obsessive she is." Louise smiled at her own joke.

She looked around to determine how far away Victoria's house was from here. Not that far. She came up with her ingenious idea. "hmm…..PARAMORE!" she shouted randomly. Jeremy and Zac exchanged looks. "nope, nothing. Damnit!" she cursed under her breath.

"FARRO!" Rowan yelled. Josh and Zac looked at each other.

"well, that sort of worked. I can see that she's coming." Louise stared into space.

"are you reading the air?" Georg asked sceptically.

"dude! You can't read the air! You aren't Skulduggery!" (I hope you're happy Rowan! I made a reference to the almighty book! You've got me obsessed! Haha) Rowan hit the back of Louise's head.

"can so! You can't prove nothin'!" Louise grinned. She looked around then nodded at Rowan.

"JOSH!" they both yelled. Josh looked a bit shocked as they yelled his name.

Next thing you know, a frizzy-haired girl, about Rowan and Louise's age came out of nowhere.

"huh?! Josh?! What?!" the girl grinned.

"hey Victoria," Louise held up her hand for a high-five.

"hi!" Victoria replied.

"hey dude!" Rowan smiled. Louise glanced at Josh and saw a worried look on his face. She shook her head.

"Victoria, what ever you do, DON'T turn around." Louise whispered, whilst looking at Josh, who was standing behind this weird frizzy-haired girl (haha! Said it twice Victoria! But there is no denying that your hair IS frizzy xD nah, I kid! :P).

"why?" she asked sceptically, but turned around, saw the guitarist and screamed.

Josh hid behind his brother.

"hey dude, you don't have a guy to scare yet!" Rowan said to Louise but looked at Bill, with a 'you're in for it.' look.

"hey, I do, I'm just not as crazy and obsessed as you guys are!" Louise pointed out.

"lies!" Rowan exclaimed.

"yeah, so what? I just don't want to put Bill through any torture. Not like you're putting Patrick through." she looked at Patrick, who was standing there, hyperventilating, "And not like Victoria with Josh either…" she pointed to Josh. Victoria was standing beside him, staring at him, and grinning. Josh looked quite uncomfortable.

"Victo-ri-a!!!" Louise sang, "leave him alone! Don't put him through anymore misery."

The three girls looked at each other and burst into song, "I'm in the business of misery let's take it from the top. She's got a body like an hourglass that's ticking like a clock!" they all laughed.

"ok, sorry about that," Victoria smiled, "I can get a little bit…..obsessive…"

"ha, ya think?" Pete rolled his eyes.

"I'm Victoria." she smiled.

"OH GOD!" Patrick yelled randomly.

"what?!" Joe asked, sounding concerned.

"THERE'S THREE OF THEM NOW!" at that point, he fainted.

"PATRICK!" Rowan exclaimed and ran over to him, "are you OK?!"

Patrick sat up and looked at her, "I've…been better" he said, rubbing his head.

"is he ok?" Bill asked Gustav, "he's gone 5 seconds without freaking out about those girls."

"don't know, but you better watch out. You saw how obsessive those girls are. And you heard what they said about Louise and you" Gustav said, "odds are, she's just AS obsessive."

"I don't know, I mean she SEEMS ok….." at that moment, Tom came out, sulking, he was obviously going mad with the lack of attention he was getting.

He looked at the two new girls, whom he hadn't seen, and his face lit up. "calm down, they've already set their eyes on…..other guys," the Doctor said, trying to hold down a laugh. Tom looked at Rowan who was helping Patrick off the ground, and looked at Victoria, who was blabbering away to Josh.

"GAH!" Tom moaned and sat down, with his back against the room which used to be part of a Dalek spaceship, but was now in a car park, somewhere in North Belfast. Pete was already sitting there, sulking.

After they both realised that no one was going to come over to talk to them, they began to make a conversation. Well, sort of.

"my life sucks." Tom groaned.

"ha! Tell me about it." Pete replied

"your life isn't as bad as mine!"

"wanna bet?" Pete said sarcastically

"you've got ASHLEE SIMPSON. You're life couldn't get any better! Man, she's hot!" Tom exclaimed.

"my life sucks though. No one will pay attention to me!"

"none of the girls will talk to me"

"I haven't seen Ashlee in ages!"

"my brother got the girls first."

"I don't have any eyeliner left." normally Tom would've laughed at this, but he was a) too pissed off to care. And b) he hears enough of it from Bill.

"I have no clue where I am, and I speak really bad English"

"I've been abducted by Daleks."

"so have I you prick!"

"twice."

"oh, ok you win."

They went back to the silence after that.