Chapter 7: 6-man South Park Rules match for the UCW 6-man Tag Team championship - Champions Eddy, Homer Simpson & Jinpachi Mishima versus Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh & Kyle Broflovski.
Megaman: 'Ladies and gentlemen, this next contest is a 6-man South Park Rules match and it is for the UCW World 6-man Tag Team championship! Introducing first, the challengers: from South Park, Colorado, they are Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski, please welcome... the CWF Tag Team champions, TEAM SOUTH PARK!'
The Original South Park theme played as the three universally-praised and equally universally-reviled boys made their UCW debuts in Kyoto, Japan. They were without Kenny, who had died once again after his match with Roxas earlier (who, by the way, was the only Keyblader left in the building following the impromptu tag team match earlier). So... they brought Butters with them.
Stan: 'Just remember to stand in our corner and keep your mouth shut, Butters!'
Butters:'But wouldn't I die from suffocation?'
Cartman: 'Can't you just shut up, you assface?!'
Megaman: 'And their opponents...'
Megaman was cut off by a video on the titantron that saw Homer Simpson & Jinpachi Mishima going at it backstage. Jinpachi was against a wall, where Homer decided to slam a trashcan lid against Jinpachi's head. Then it cut to Eddy in DJ's office.
DJ: 'I'll take care of it, Eddy. Ladies & Gentlemen, as a result of their actions, Homer Simpson & Jinpachi Mishima will not be apart of the 6-man tag team title match tonight... instead they will be facing each other in a grudge match later tonight! As for the 6-man match, though, Eddy will be defending the titles with the rightful champions Double D & Ed right now with Elimination and Lumberjack rules added to the South Park Rules!'
Thnks Fr Th Mmrs by Fall Out Boy played in the background, which caused Eddy to scoot out to the ramp.
Megaman: '...First, from Peach Creek, he is one-third of the UCW 6-man tag team champions, EDDY!'
He awaited his partners as the lights went out and The Pretender hit. Out came his returning friends.
Megaman: 'And his partners, DOUBLE D & ED! And they are collectively known as ED, EDD N EDDY!'
They got in the ring together and posed in celebration of their reunion. Then they went to their corner, staring at their oftentimes CWF rivals just so they didn't do anything stupid.
Megaman: 'And introducing the lumberjacks!'
The selected lumberjacks featured TNA, WWE & ROH stars. The referee then rang the bell. The crowd was electric as Ed stepped forward to Cartman. Ed ran at Cartman to begin the match, but Cartman quickly turned around and drove his forearm into the face of Ed and knocked him from his feet. Cartman scooped Ed from the canvas and threw him into the corner where he pounded him with chops, slaps and foremarm shots to the temple.
Cartman took a few steps back and ran back at Ed, launching into a high knee, but Ed dropped down to the canvas leaving Cartman's knee to hit the turnbuckle. Ed ran the ropes and chop-blocked Cartman's knee, trying to take the big man down. As Cartman began to limp around the ring on his right knee, Ed ran the ropes again and kicked Cartman's knee from under him. Ed then mounted Cartman and laid into him with rights across the forehead and a slap across the face.
Cartman threw Ed off of him and rolled back to his feet, but walked straight into an Atomic Drop from Ed, followed up by a flying clothesline. Ed kipped up and the crowd went crazy as Ed began to tune up the band. Cartman got back to his feet and Ed ran in with his boot, but Cartman caught his foot and clotheslined him down. Cartman then sat the limp body of Ed on the top rope and finished the biggest Ed with a devastating top rope Death Valley Driver.
Ed is eliminated.
Eddy was in next. Cartman tagged out to Stan. Eddy dug his knee into Stan's ribs and set him up for the Russian Leg Sweep, but Stan countered that with an explosive clothesline, sending Eddy head over heels and crashing onto his stomach. Stan dragged Eddy to his feet, threw him into the corner and began to unleash severl rights and lefts, finishing with a huge Uppercut, knocking Eddy off of his feet.
Eddy countered an Irish Whip, but got a big boot in his face for his troubles. Stan pulled himself onto the second rope, but as he came flying from it, Eddy somehow caught him in mid-air and slammed him onto the canvas. Eddy acted fast and jumped from the top with the Edsault. Eddy made the cover but Stan shoved him off after the two count. Eddy kept Stan down on the canvas with a standing dropkick.
Eddy then stepped out onto the apron and dropped a slingshot legdrop across Stan's neck for another two-count. Eddy pulled Stan towards the corner to attempt a Tornado DDT, but Stan pulled his head from under Eddy's arm and slapped him across the face, knocking him from the top and onto the outside. Outside the ring, Stan whipped Eddy into the guard rail and then sat him down on a chair in the corner looking for the Samoa Joe Ole Kick.
Stan took a run up, but Eddy rolled out from the chair as Stan's leg crashed into the steel. Eddy then bulldogged Stan onto the steel chair. Eddy rolled Stan back into the ring and covered for yet another two-count. Frustrated, the Leader of the Eds pulled Stan to his feet for the Angel's Wings but Stan launched Eddy into the air with a back body drop and then gave him a running big boot.
Stan then picked Eddy up for a Suplex, but sat Eddy on the top turnbuckle which helped him better set up for a top rope Marshpit (Boogeyslam).
Eddy was eliminated.
The Ed With Brains jumped into the ring, prompting Cartman & Kyle to get in the ring and beat Double D down. Butters liked what he saw from ringside, but the WWE & TNA stars did not. They got in the ring and helped the champion out.
Gregory Helms knocked Stan down with the Shining Wizard, which Jay Lethal followed with a Macho Elbow from the top rope. Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin held Cartman as TNA World Tag Team champion AJ Styles came off with the Phenomenon DDT and knocked Cartman down. Butters was scared. The WWE & TNA stars then turned their attention to Kyle and covered the Ed With Brains as he nailed Cartman with the EKO, eliminating him.
Eric Cartman has been eliminated.
Stan fell to the same fate as well.
Stan Marsh has been eliminated.
Meanwhile, Kyle had obliterated the Lumberjacks with his damaging Greenhat Chop. Double D and Kyle prepared to square off, but Butters got in the ring to throw the Ed With Brains off his game. While Double D dealed with Butters, Bill Goldberg (who refereed Power Rangers versus Kamen Riders at SNS) rushed the ring and speared Kyle with full force. The fans popped big time.
Double D nailed Butters with a big punch, forcing him to the outside. Edd saw Kyle down and dragged him up top before nailing a picture-perfect Clever Idea. The referee counted as Butters helplessly watched on from the outside: 1-2-3.
Megaman: 'Here are your winners and still the UCW 6-man tag team champions of the World, ED EDD N EDDY!'
Ed & Eddy came back down to celebrate, with Jawbreakers in their palms. Eddy passed Double D his as he motioned for a microphone. Megaman handed it over.
Eddy: 'God, does it feel good to have my buddies back! But in all seriousness, why don't we skip right to the good stuff! Keybladers, you tried to destroy us before... now we return the favour! At UCW Internet Incident, we're going to go 3-on-3 one last time! But we aren't going to choose the match type! These fans are! But that's then, this is now! Now let's celebrate!'
Backstage
Milhouse: 'MVH back here with the Undisputed World Heavyweight champion King Mickey as he prepares for his own qualifying match against Nightmare tonight before earning a spot in the Ultimate Elimination Chamber match later tonight. Your thoughts, champ?'
Mickey: 'My thoughts are that this may turn out to be the worst night of my life! DJ is trying to screw me over again! But tonight, I want my belt back so bad that I am prepared to chase it! Bam Margera has committed theft and I'll be damned if that Jackass reject becomes the champion at my expense! Now get that damn mike out of my face!'
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A/N: Well, there's your eighth match of Khaos in Kyoto, with Ed, Edd n Eddy reuniting to defend the 6-man tag team titles successfully against CWF rivals Team South Park with all sorts of interfering shenanigans from TNA & WWE's finest (Gregory Helms is a decent wrestler. Don't flame me for that!). Also, Homer Simpson & Jinpachi Mishima continue their fight which earns them a match against each other! King Mickey also lays down his promise in a foul mood after Bam Margera stole the title belt. Chapter Eight shall see another Elimination Chamber qualifying match as Bart Simpson defends his No Holds Barred title in the XtremeManiac33 Xtreme Heights match against Shadow the Hedgehog, Ron Stoppable, Max Goof, Daffy Duck & Spiderman (thanks, Maniac!) while Nightmare sets out his plans for the Undisputed title. Peace, dogheads!
DJ Diddy Dog - GUN FORM.
NOTE: This is a voting for UCW Internet Incident's matches. As Eddy described for his proposal against the Keybladers, you choose the match type for the final 6-man tag team match at Internet Incident (Choices are: Elimination, Hardcore, Triple Jeopardy or Tables. Like the CWF Superstar Search, rate them on a scale of 1 to 4). Happy Voting!
