Mail call overload

MHG: Hello people, and now its time for mail call. Thats what I call when we get questions

Toad: Here ya go. (Hands him a stack of paper. Top one black with bowser emblem.)

MHG: Dear MHG. You get out of peach's castle or I'll nuke you next time I see you outside it. Your executioner, Bowser. Great this is the 5th on this week, and its only Monday.

Peach: (Runs into the room) Sorry I'm late.

Daisy: God Peach. How big is this place?

MHG: You get used to it.

Peach: Thats quite a stack of questions.

MHG: Ya, so lets get this going. First question.

Peach: Which racetrack did you like best?

Yoshi: What is your deepest secret?

Daisy: Do you like flowers?

dragon19kyoshi

MHG: Okay, did you even read the last chapter? Yoshi got scared away.

Daisy: Of course I like flowers! I'd like it if you'd give me some though.

MHG: (Raise's eyebrow) Are you on sugar?

Daisy: No.

MHG: Good. Peach, tell what racetrack you like the most. My personal favorite is Dino jungle in Mario Kart Double Dash.

Peach: My favorite is Peach garden in Mario Kart Wii.

MHG: God! I hate that track. Those damn chain chomps.

Peach: Thats no reason to hate it.

MHG: Its every reason to hate it. Next question, oh god, not you again.

(To answer those questions)

1) Count the number of racetracks over by her castle. Then estimate how long her garden is. Then count how long Toad Town is. Think of it as the end of the block type neighbor.

2) I was talking about Mr. L, not Waluigi.

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More questions:

Exactly where are your parents? Y'know, the king and queen? If this is too harsh, don't bother answering.

What did you do with your old dress?

That's all I got for now.

[~TGP~]

Peach: MHG, I wished you stop ranting about these questions.

MHG: I can't help it, this guy is really pushing it.

Daisy: Don't worry Peach, what could happen?

Peach: My point exactly.

MHG: Oh come on, I only have 5 nukes on hand. Can you answer the 2 questions, please?

Peach: My parents are so busy with diplomacy, I can't see them. So they left me in charge. And I still have my dress, I just like to wear new ones every now and then.

MHG: Moving on!

Alright lets see...

How is the current economy in the Mushroom Kingdom? I've noticed that it differs greatly from the Beanbean Kingdom`s.

Also, are you jealous of Pauline? Pauline is Mario`s ex-girlfriend from Donkey Kong. They are now business partners and have created the Mini Mario toys.

P.S. I think you are doing a great job running the kingdom.

SuperNerdmanGuy

Peach: Well, we mostly have a farming economy, with some trading with our allies, which we have many.

MHG: Way better than the USA's. Also, do you people have to bring Pauline up, do you want her to kill me!

Daisy: Why haven't you guys kill him yet?

MHG: You shut up.

Peach: Thanks for your complement. A lot of people say that.

MHG: Okay, lets see here, eye yay yay. This name is so strange I think I'll probably pronounce it wrong.

have some questions for peach

1. What do you think of the koopalings?

2. Did you ever know Bowser's wife,Clawdia

Peach: There alright, just way to evil to be called anything of a complement. I also knew Bowser had a wife, but I never seen her. You sound like she's dead or something.

MHG: Maybe she is, we don't know. Moving on!

Alright Peach

R u and Mario in love or something?

If u could go on a date with him, where would it be?

Do u want 2 get revenge from Bowser (sorry 3 questions)

-Assassinator68

MHG: I want to get revenge on Bowser, the damn lizard keeps sending me death threats. Anyone out there got a weapon that I can use to permanently kill him? I accept anything.

Peach: … I would not say love, I do however have a huge crush on him. After all, he saved me a ton of times. How do you not get a crush from someone like that.

MHG: I know I would

Daisy: Don't make me hurt you.

MHG: Thats your second strike, third one and I'm throwing you to the land mines.

Peach: Please stop it you two. Sheesh. As for a date, I really don't know, I never really thought about it.

MHG: Next one your princessness! How the heck do Kammy and Kamek say stuff like that I'll never know. Sweet a short one, and this one is for Daisy

Daisy: Oh ya! (Pumps fists in air)

MHG: Cool it, you haven't heard the question yet.

Daisy!

Question for Daisy: Do you like Luigi?

Daisy is my favorite character!

WiccansRule

Daisy: Boo ya! You rock for choosing me as your favorite! Ya, he is my kind a guy, a little on the fraidy cat side, but he's fine.

MHG: Anyone else have there eardrums blown out just now?

Peach: I've heard her louder.

MHG: Well, next sheet, and this one is big.

Hi Peach, Yoshi, and (hopefully) Daisy! I have two questions for each of you:

For Peach:

1. Do you like Mario or Baby Mario better?

2. What would you do if a Koopaling hugged you?

For Yoshi:

1. How did you meet Mario and Luigi?

2. Why do you where a shell on your back?

For Daisy:

1. Do you really consider Luigi as your "boyfriend"?

2. What's it like living in a desert?

That's all for now, but do you think you could get Luigi to come after this session? (He's my favorite)

Jordan-TheAwesomeCatLover (or logic/english/cat/videogamelover)

MHG: God dang it people! Yoshi is not here for Christ sake! You can thank Tails-is-pwnage for that one. Peach, answer you questions before I have a heart attack.

Peach: We would not want that to happen.

MHG: Bowser would.

Peach: Well that will not happen on our watch. Now for the questions. I consider Mario and Baby Mario equal, though him as a baby is adorable, Mario saves me all the time so there even. And the second one I can't really say anything, I don't know how I would act.

Daisy: Yes I do! Just no one believes me, as for living in the desert...

MHG: Hot, dry and miserable.

Daisy: He summed it up.

MHG: Final question, and there for Peach.

For Peach:

1. When will you and Mario ever marry?

2. Ever wonder why you had red hair in the cartoon?

some kid

Peach: (Blushes) First one, no comment. Second one, no clue.

MHG: Well thats it for today, and we enjoyed answering your questions. As for luigi in a earlier question, I'll see if I can get him out of the hospital. Didn't know anti infrantry landmines could do that much against him. Ask your questions, but not too many please, don't want to be here until the cows come home. Until next time, see ya!