Dancing Fools 7
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Chapter 7: Ninjitsu Dance!
The insane author returned from backstage with Polly flying in front,
Sagat, you missed it. That was the greatest display of Muay Thai I've ever seen in my life.
Polly landed on Sagat's shoulder,
"Awk! Where's my cracker?"
Sagat said,
"Here it is."
He gave a cracker to Polly,
"You know something; I should start training more birds in the art of Muay Thai!"
I'm sure after watching this video; a lot of parrot owners are going to want that. You know, if they want homicidal parrots as pets.
Elena asked,
"What happened to Adon? "
I sent him to the hospital. For a guy that just had every bone in his body broken, he sure does complain a lot.
Dhalsim chanted,
"Om."
E. Honda stumbled into the stands carrying a fridge,
"Did I miss anything?"
T. Hawk groaned,
"Only the usual insanity."
E. Honda smiled,
"Great!"
He dropped fridge on stand, sending T. Hawk flying out of his seat and landing head first into the concrete,
"Time for my sandwich!"
He opened the fridge, pulled out ten foot long sandwich, and began eating.
T. Hawk got up and said,
"What was that for?"
E. Honda looked up,
"I'm hungry!"
He resumed eating.
Elena blinked,
"Wow, you've got a big appetite."
E. Honda declared,
"I am sumo! I must have big appetite."
Vega attempted to steal some food. E. Honda saw this and grabbed Vega's mask threatening,
"You really want to try that, skinny?"
Vega shook his head and squeaked,
"No."
He silently stalked away.
Elena rubbed her hands,
"Well, let's get on with the show. Tonight, we've got two ninjas performing."
Ibuki entered the stage and looked at her outfit,
"What is all this?"
It's called hip hop break dancing. You and Guy are going to be dancing in that style.
Guy entered in similar outfit,
"Why are our outfits similar?"
You mean, you've been training for a whole week and you don't know?
Guy laughed,
"Just kidding. This is going to be great."
Ibuki said,
"I hope so, for your sake."
Ibuki and Guy began dancing. The rhythm, beat, and talent was all there; the two of them using their acrobatics training to enhance the performance. Things are looking well until…
E. Honda let loose with a loud belch,
"BELCH!"
The loud sound escaped, knocking Ibuki and Guy, as well as the judges, Elena, and most of the people in the stands, backstage through a wall. He said sheepishly,
"Sorry."
Oh, this is going to be a bitch to clean up. Someone get me the broom!
Elena asked, her dress over her head,
"What's going on?"
Ibuki shrugged,
"I don't know."
She noticed, in her lap, Guy's head. She squealed,
"YIPPEE!"
She picked up Guy and carried him off stage.
M. Bison shook head furiously,
"Honda, you jackass! What the hell?"
Vega whined,
"I can't get my claw out!"
He tugged on his claw and the wall came down on top of him.
Sagat asked,
"Polly, where are you?"
Let's just say that Guy and Ibuki get a thirty for this, because I don't have time to deal with the judges complaining. Well, when we return, more dancing couples at work.
The insane author looked around,
I really need to get a maid around here.
Next Chapter:
More dancing Insanity!
