AN/ I'm sorry how i type it is so inconsistent and unreliable. Same as my uploading times. I still don't own anything, like at all. I think I own maybe one beach towel. It's Superman themed.

We've saved the world MORE than once, so stop telling us what to do.

Wednesday: 9:31 am

(9:31 am) Alec: Guys I thought we had talked about this.

(9:44 am) Alec: Don't worry I cleaned up your messes.

(9:45 am) Alec: Not that any of you are awake to even consider "Hey maybe we should clean up instead of letting Alec come home and see the mess we made, and not cleaned up, and he ends up having to clean it up because no one else will."

(9:46 am) Alec: "Thanks guys that's so great."

(9:48 am) Alec: NOT THAT ANYONE EVEN CARES WHAT ALEC WANTS

(9:49 am) Alec: The only reliable one around here is Magnus. I go to his place and guess what. The place is clean. He does the dishes, I cook. Or visa versa. It's nice.

(9:51 am) Alec: UNLIKE THE INSTITUTE WHERE I WALK INTO THE KITCHEN AND WHAT DO I SEE TAKI BOXES STACKED ON TOP OF ONE ANOTHER FALLING OVER. PIZZA BOXES. YOU ALL SHOULD KNOW RESPONSIBILITY!

(10:22 am) Simon: I don't live at the institute so I feel like this should be between the family.

(10:25 am) Alec: YOU SPEND ENOUGH TIME HERE IM PRETTY SURE I PICKED UP YOUR SOCKS OFF THE COUCH JUST A FEW MINUTES AGO. YOUR THE ONLY ONE WHO WOULD HAVE HIPPO WEARING A TOP HAT SOCKS!

(10:29 am) Alec: I'm going back to Magnus's.

(11:08 am) Izzy: Alec we're sorry.

(11:09 am) Izzy: We just don't know how to function without you.

(11:14 am) Izzy: I need you to come home. We all do.

(11:14 am) Izzy: Alec please. I spilled grape juice on my leather pants and don't know how to get it out.

(11:17 am) Alec: What makes you think I know how to get it out.

(11:18 am) Izzy: Because you alway have.

(11:19 am) Magnus: Alec came back to my place. I don't think you should be somewhere Alec can track you down Iz….

(11:22 am) Izzy: Why?

(11:24 am) Magnus: Because Alec left again.

(11:24 am) Magnus: Where you going babe?

(11:28 am) Izzy: SIMON COME PICK ME UP

(11:35 am) Simon: ON THE WAY NOW

(11:39 am) Alec: Either for ice cream or to commit a heinous crime. I'm still deciding. I'll talk to you later Magnus.

(11:43 am) Clary: I guess now is a bad time to check your phone after your morning shower and mention that those hippo wearing top hat socks are yours….?

(11:47 am) Simon: nope not at all great in fact if it will save my skin.

(12:03 pm) Jace: Nothing will ever save your skin bloodsucker. Not from Alec.

(12:07 pm) Magnus: are the socks glittery? That's the important question

(12:04 pm) Izzy: Very important indeed.

(12:05 pm) Alec: Yes

(12:05 pm) Clary: No

(12:07 pm) Clary: It doesn't matter anyway.

(12:07 pm) Simon: Tell the truth Clary.

(12:08 pm) Clary: The important question is- who is Alec on the way to kill first.

(12:11 pm) Jace: Simon and Izzy.

(12:13 pm) Simon: well that's an inconvenience.

(12:13 pm) Jace: Only for my sister.

(12:14 pm) Magnus: I would offer my home for those who fear getting murdered my Alexander, but I don't feel like not getting my favorite ice cream later.

(12:16 pm) Simon: So ice cream takes importance over our lives.

(12:17 pm) Izzy: if it's cookie dough we completely understand.

(12:19 pm) Clary: Cookie dough is definitely worth letting people die for.

(12:23 pm) Magnus: no it's Sherbet.

(12:25 pm) Jace: mmmm interesting

(12:25 pm) Izzy: Who even actually likes Sherbet,

(12:26 pm) Izzy: THATS RIDICULOUS

(12:27 pm) Magnus: IT IS NOT

(12:29 pm) Clary: I don't even know what to say

(12:30 pm) Alec: leave Magnus's ice cream choices alone

(12:31 pm) Alec: even if they are bad.

(12:32 pm) Izzy: ughdhdhdj

(12:34 pm) Simon: Okay what's your second favorite ice cream then?

(12:36 pm) Magnus: cookies and cream

(12:37 pm) Jace: Nothing will ever beat cookies and cream

(12:39 pm) Clary: cookie dough

(12:39 pm) Magnus: Sherbet

(12:40 pm) Izzy: cookie dough

(12:41 pm) Izzy: Magnus please just stop

(12:48 pm) Magnus: at least Alexander respects my ice cream choices

(12:49 pm) Magnus: he just brought me my Sherbet

(12:49 pm) Magnus: Thank you babe

(12:52 pm) Alec: You are welcome

(12:53 pm) Jace: ewww PDA

(12:55 pm) Simon: you and Clary are like walking PDA

(12:57 pm) Clary: simons not wrong Jace

(12:59 pm) Izzy: mmmmhm

(1:04 pm) Simon: do you think that Alec and Magnus are going to answer anytime soon….?

(1:06 pm) Jace: haha

(1:07 pm) Jace: you're joking right bloodsucker. Maggie answering his phone. Ha

(1:07 pm) Clary: be nice Jace

(1:08 pm) Izzy: I'm sorry to tell you Clary but this is Jace being nice

(1:11 pm) Simon: Sadly

(1:14 pm) Jace: Hey I can be nice

(1:15 pm) Jace: right clare-bear

(1:17 pm) Clary: on the occasional day

(1:17 pm) Jace: So you mean everyday.

(1:18 pm) Clary: Most days yes.

(1:20 pm) Simon: PDA alert

(1:22 pm) Izzy: *siren noise*

(1:23 pm) Jace: Leave Clary alone its not her fault she loves me so much.

(1:26 pm) Clary: :"Loves you so much", I think you love me so much.

(1:27 pm) Jace: I do

(1:28 pm) Simon: I think I'm going to puke.

(1:29 pm) Izzy: ok time to chill guys Simon is gagging out loud now.

(1:37 pm) Jace: it's what the bloodsucker deserves

(1:39 pm) Clary: Jace

(1:40 pm) Jace: Clary

(1:40 pm) Simon: Does anyone think it's safe to come out of hiding. I don't think so, Izzy says it's fine now.

(1:43 pm) Clary: I would give it a couple more hours.

(1:44 pm) Clary: or days

(1:44 pm) Clary: depends if he's still upset.

(1:46 pm) Jace: who knows he's unpredictable

(1:47 pm) Izzy: I think we are fine. I'm leaving and going back to the institute.

(1:50 pm) Simon: she left me….Izzy left me….to go back to the institute

(1:51 pm) Simon: she's going to get herself killed

(1:53 pm) Clary: She'll be fine Simon. Alec won't kill his own sister.

(1:54 pm) Jace: You think that now Clary.

(1:55 pm) Jace: You will change your mind when she's gone.

(1:57 pm) Simon: Izzy I will miss you.

(1:58 pm) Clary: you guys are over reacting.

(1:59 pm) Jace: What kind of coffin do you want Iz?

(2:04 pm) Izzy: I am turning back now

(2:05 pm) Clary: WHY WHAT HEPPENED?

(2:06 pm) Izzy: Alec was stalking on the sidewalk right in front of the institute.

(2:09 pm) Simon: Why didn't Magnus warn us?

(2:11 pm) Jace: MAGGIE PROBABLY BETRAYED US AND EVEN MADE A PORTAL TO GET ALEC THERE

(2:13 pm) Magnus: Actually I stole magnus's phone and then made my way back to the institute after giving him his ice cream to keep him distracted.

(2:22 pm) Simon: I fear that everyone has either a) went into hiding or B) died

(2:22 pm) Clary: I'm good. Jace just showed up. We are going some place Alec won't find us.

(2:24 pm) Izzy: I'm on my way back Simon.

(2:24 pm) Simon: we need to stop texting. He is tracking us. Everyone go dark.

(3:57 pm) Clary: ALEC FOUND US WE WERE AT THE PARK IN A TREE AT THE DUCK POND AND HE STILL FOUND US NOWHERE IS SAFE ITS EVERYMAN FOR HIMSELF

(3:58 pm) Clary: I LOST TRACK OF JACE AND I HAVE HIS PHONE.

(4:02 pm) Simon: HOW IS ALEC TRAVELING HE JUST SHOWED UP AT LUKES HELP

(4:03 pm) Izzy: I THINK MAGNUS IS ON HIS SIDE I SAW GLITTER

(4:07 pm) Jace: MY PHONE DIED AND ALEC IS CATCHING UP TO ME -CLARY

(4:10 pm) Simon: CLARY HAS BEEN CAUGHT

(4:11 pm) Magnus: I have my phone back. I'm sorry but Alexander isn't going to hurt you. He only wants to teach you.

(10:36 pm) Alec: Thank you for participating. Maybe now you will clean up after yourselves.

(10:38 pm) Jace: How could you subject Max to that. We cleaned and cleaned and cleaned. You literally made us scrub. Alec how could you. I'm passing out from exhaustion.