Yeah...about the possed/possessed thing, when a word is really long, I just cut and paste it, well if I misspell it once, I misspell it as many times as I paste it, so sorry about that. But hey, it's a new chapter so...
"You are the MOST, IDIOTIC, STUPID, INSANE, STUPID, RETARDED, STUPID, CRAZY, DID I MENTION STUPID?" Taylor shouted as Chad twisted a Rubik's cube around.
"CHAD BE PRASIED!" He cried, holding it up.
"You didn't even solve it all the way, you forgot the white side." Taylor said.
Chad turned the cube and frowned.
"Well this wouldn't be the first time somethimg white screwed me." He said.
Shows Chad walking down a sidewalk.
He stops to look at a cactus plant.
Suddenly Michael Jackson shoves him into them.
"AHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?" Chad shouted.
"Nothing wrong with me, I'm a beatiful person." Michael said.
Suddenly his nose falls off.
End.
"Chad, you can't just go around...convincing people your God." Gabriella said.
"Yeah...I can...and I did." He said.
"Yeah, well I better get my money when this is all said and done." She said.
"And I better not be the father." He said, poking her stomach.
"What?" She asked.
"Nothing." He quickly replied.
"So...what exactly do you intend to do if this works?" Sharpay asked.
"Psh, get my own show on the WB of course." He said.
"Wow, that would be cool." Troy said.
"I know, we could have strippers, and pools filled with money and strippers." He said.
"Ok ok, well you have to pull this off first." Taylor said.
"Ok." Sharpay said, beginning to raise Taylor's shirt.
"Not that, I mean the stupid exorcism thing." Taylor said.
"Man, this is gonna be good, maybe even better than that time I met Batman." Troy said.
Shows Troy sitting in a cafe.
Batman walks up and sits in front of him.
"Hi." Troy smiles.
"Hey." Batman says, unfolding a news paper.
"So...whatcha reading?" Troy asked.
"Reading the funnies." He said.
"That's neat." Troy said.
"Yup." Batman said, taking a sip of his coffee.
Suddenly the Bat Signal came on in the sky.
"You gonna get that?" Troy asked.
"Nope...let that jackass Superman get this one." He said.
End.
"Well every news station in America will be here to get this live on T.V across America." Taylor said.
Suddenly Ryan looked up.
"E...every new station?" He asked.
"Yup." She said.
"This could be my big break!" He said, jumping up.
Suddenly his arm snapped in half.
He slowly looked down.
Before he could scream, Sharpay kicked his other arm, breaking that one to.
"What you do that for?" Taylor asked.
Sharpay shrugged,"Sense of symmetry."
Taylor nodded and Ryan looked at his two dangling arms.
"Ok, I need everyone to get in place." Chad said.
"But..." Gabriella began, but her cut her off,"I SAID GET IN PLACE...GOD!" His voice unusually high pitched.
Gabriella frowned and crawled into bed.
"Don't worry baby your gonna do just fine." Troy said, kissing her forehead.
"Thank baby, I hope I do ok." She said.
"Ok, makeup, take care of her." Chad said.
Suddenly Lindsay Lohan rushed out of the closet and began to apply makeup to Gabriella.
"Is that Lindsay Lohan?" Sharpay asked.
"Ehhh, somebody had to give her work." Chad shrugged.
"Yeah, and she can do tricks." Taylor said.
"Lindsay, see the ball...see ball...go get!" She said, tossing a rubber ball out of the window.
Lindsay barked and jumped out of the window.
"Neat." Ryan said.
"I know, she can clean to." Taylor said.
"People, PLEASE!" Chad shouted.
"Ok, Gabriella looks perfect." Chad said.
She had makeup on the make her look slightly disfigured.
"Wow...you look horrible." Troy said.
Gabriella glared at him.
Troy sipped his drink,"...In a good way."
She rolled her eyes a sighed,"Can we just please get this over with?"
"Sure, in just a matter of seconds." Chad said.
He clentched his fist, began to sweat and count,"Ten...nine...eight...seven...six...five...four...three...two...ONE!"
"Popcorns done." Ryan said, opening the microwave.
Suddenly there was a knock at the door.
"Ahhh, that's my people." Chad said, walking towards the door.
Taylor rooled her eyes as Chad answed the knock.
"Why hello, my people...my people." He said, waving the the crowd outside of his appartment complex.
"Yes, we need to begin coverage." One of the news reporter said.
"YOU DARE QUESTION THE GREAT CHAD?" He shouted.
The crowd gasped and went silent.
"What? No, I just said..." He began, but suudenly Chad garbbed a handfull of sawdust out of his pocket amnd threw it in his eyes.
"OH...MY EYES!" He shouted, falling to his knees.
"What's wrong?" Chad asked casually.
"YOU THREW...SAWDUST IN MY FACE!" He shouted.
"Yeah, Chatholicism we don't use water like those other sissy religions, we use sawdust, a real American blessing utensil." He said.
"I CAN'T SEE!" The reporter said.
"Fine." Chad said, grabbing a vase and pulling the flowers out, he splashed the water in his face.
The reporter stood up and cracked his eyes open.
"I...I can see again." He said.
"IT'S A MIRACLE, HE MADE THE BLIND SEE!" Someone in the crowd shouted.
"CHAD BE PRAISED." Someone else cried.
"Yes...praise me." Chad smiled.
"Ummm...the exorcism?" Someone asked.
"Ahhh, yes, but I must warm you, little..."He began trying to think up a fake name,"Little...uhhh, Sony...is in a very deep state of...uhhh, demon possession, so be warned." Chad said.
"Uhhh, ok." The reports said.
"Ok, be vary vary quiet...I'm hunting wabbits...I mean demons." He said, tip-toing down the hallway.
"Gab...I mean Sony?" He asked, opening the door to her..."Demon containment chamber" or at least that's what the paper sign on the door called it.
He opened the door, she was laying in the bed with the covers over her face.
"Is that her?" One of the reports asked.
"Shhh." Chad hissed.
"WHO DARES TO COME INTO MY LAYER?" She shouted, covers still over her face.
"WHO DARES QUESTION MY...DARING...ABOUT...YOUR FACE!" Chad shouted.
"You...are...gonna...to...BURN!" She shouted, suddenly a candle exploded.
"Nice touch." Troy whispered to Taylor, they, along with Sharpay and Ryan were all stufed in the closet.
"I know, isn't it neat, I rigged it up earlier today." She smiled.
"For this?" Ryan asked.
"No...I just like watching candles explode." Taylor said.
"YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO COME INTO MY HOME AND...STUFF AND POSSES THIS POOR LITTLE...cuban...GIRL?" Chad shouted.
"I'LL DO WHAT I WANT!" She shouted.
"YEAH...WELL...WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS?" Chad shouted, ripping his shirt off.
Under his shirt, was another shirt that read, "Hulkamania".
"Opps.' He said, ripping that one off too.
Under that was...nothing, except he had a cross on his chest.
"HA, YOU...FOOLISH...GUY...MAN...DUDE, YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP THE POWERS OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY?" She shouted.
"The what?" He asked.
"I SAID THE DEVIL!"
"YEAH...WELL, I HAVE THE SECRET..." Cha began, but suddenly he rest of the gang came tumbling out of the closet and landed in a pile in front of everyone.
Everyone went silent.
"Ryan you moron, I said, my left." Sharpay hissed.
"Ummmm, hi." Taylor smiled.
"Uhhhh, BEHOLD MY...DEMON...SPLAWNS!" Gabriella cried.
"Don't you mean spawns?" One of the reporters asked.
"THAT TOO!" She shouted.
"Ok...this is all getting a little suspicious." One of the reporters said.
"N...No it's not." Chad said.
"Yes...it's is." She said.
"Is not."
"Is to.
"Is not.
"Is to."
"Is not."
"Is...oh this is ridiculous, your np prophet, your just and idiot, come on guys, let's go." She said.
The reports began to grumble and began to walk out of the appartment.
"Many...that's to bad." Troy said.
"No...WAIT!" Chad shouted.
"See, I planned on this, so I was one step ahead of the game, just like that time I beat Triple H in that marthon." He said.(Triple H is wrestler who calls himself The Game, Chad beat him in a marthon, so he was one step ahead of "The Game", get it?).
Suddenly, he pulled a bottle of coke and pack on Mentos out of his pocket.
"Oh no." Taylor said, turning around.
"Oh yes!" Sharpay grinned, taking out her camera phone.
The reporters stopped to watch as Chad downed the entire roll of Mentos and chugged the whole Coke in under a minute.
He began to jump around and shake, he did a cartwheel, a handstand, and a backflip off the bed.
"See, I'm just fine, I just made a huge scientific discovery." He said.
The reporters all looked at each other, then Chad, once more at each other...and began to walk away.
"WAIT, NO I..." Chad began, but suddenly his stomach exlpoded.
There was now a huge hole in the side of his stomach, spraying Coke, Mentos, blood, and who knows what all over the room.
The reporters all turned around.
The gangs jaws all fell agape.
Chad looked down at the hole in his stomach.
There was about a minute of silence.
Nobody moved or said a word.
"Wh...how bout that? That's gotta be worth like...what? One sitcom?" Ryan asked.
End.
