Chapter 7: Down on your knees
"Um, are you guys quite finished now?" I ask slowly.
"Yep, I'm done with him." States Tweek, whose sat arms folded and looking abnormally cross.
"Well I'm not done with you,"Purs Craig, so Tweek slaps him, causing me to smile. I never could understand why I hated Craig so much. Maybe it's because every day for the past 8 years he's flipped me the finger without fail. But then again, I hate lots of people, Cartman, Clyde, the usual suspects. I definitely don't mind Butters, Tweek, Kevin, Token and Stan and Kenny are my best friends since elementary. Wait…. That reminds me.
"Cartman, you haven't gone yet." I look behind Kenny and butters to find him sat there. I can't help but wonder how he managed to get his far into the game and not have anyone notice him!
"What of it Jew?"
"Well you're going next fatass!"
"Ay! You haven't been yet either!"
"It's my tree house tubby, and I say your going next." Everyone in the tree house nods in agreement, com'on? Who doesn't hate Eric Cartman?
"its time for revenge…." I hear butters whisper evilly.
"Kyle, did you get the camera?" Stan asks, so I turn around and show him the camera, "Sweet…"
"What have you got planned?" Asks Kevin.
"Big things my man, big things." Stan says, whilst adjusting the camera settings. Inside I'm dancing with joy. I look to Stan, I know we are thinking exactly the same thing.
"Cartman go outside." I order.
"Why?"
"Do it." Kenny backs me up, poking Cartman in the stomach. So we all watch as he gets off his fat ass and goes down into the garden.
"What now fags?"
"Down on all fours!" Token yells. Now everyone's gathered by the door looking down into the garden.
Reluctantly Cartman gets down onto his hands and knees. I feel a smile coming on.
"Stan, is the camera ready?" I ask.
"Yes, one sec, I'm going to tape this."
"Done?"
"Yes! Done, would you like to do the honour?" He holds out the camera.
"No, no, we can do it together!" So we both take the camera and hold it up.
"Hey! Are you filming this?!" Cartman shouts.
"No we're just pointing a camera at you for the hell of it." Craig says sarcastically, causing Cartman to growl, and I'm pretty sure he's gritting his teeth too.
"Urgh!" He moans.
"Eat the grass!" Kenny yells.
"Ew, No!"
"Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!" We all chant. This is the most fun I've had in a long time!
"And if I don't?"
"Would you like to f-find out?" Threatens Tweek. He takes a glance at the red patch on Craig's face and sighs. Slowly lowering his face to the earth, he takes a clump of frosty grass in his mouth, pulls it up, and begins to chew.
"Swallow it!" Clyde shouts. So he swallows the grass and pulls a dishevelled face. Causing us all to laugh.
"S-say Moo!" Orders Tweek, still laughing.
"No!"
"Do it asshole!" Shouts Craig, sticking up for his 'crush'.
"God damn it….. Moo!"
"Louder Cartman!" I laugh.
"MOO DAMN IT!"
"LOUDER CARTMAN!"
"MOOOOOOO!"
We all start crying with laughter, this right here, it THE funniest thing I've ever seen!
"Can I come back up now?" I look to Stan for guidance, before he turns away with the answer,
"Fine!" He gets up and climbs into the treehouse, everyone moves back to their spaces. Everyone stares at him, struggling to hold in the laughter.
"What?!" He questions, I grab the camera off Stan and show him the video.
"Be nice to us, or we'll show everyone." He looks like he's going to explode.
"I hate you guys." He says, slumping down against the wood, "Especially Kenny." But Kenny just laughs.
