The Perverts are at the Beach

DISCLAIMER: I clearly don't own Naruto or anything else mentioned in this fanfic. If I did I wouldn't have to work at my blue-collar job at a grocery store because I would be making BANK!

A/N: Hey guys I hope you had a happy new year, even if it a month late. I want to say that I am SOO sorry that it has been so long! Admittedly for a while I was thinking about deleting this story because I had grown older and I am a bit of a better writer (I think). After I got on to see how to delete this fanfic, I noticed that you can actually replace chapters which is what I have done starting the 27th of December. I would request that anyone who read the first six chapters prior to January 2, 2016 should go back and reread them. Some situations and characters have changed when I revised them and I just don't want anyone to be confused. Oh and I want to personally thank all of you have stuck by me these 4 years and those of who are just now starting I hope you are liking this story. I have thought about making this about 25 chapters (already have most of them planned) and then writing a sequel where everyone is in college but I don't know, what do you think? I am also rewriting the other stories I have and will be publishing a Narusaku one-shot and a Sasusaku story at some point. I had originally planned on having this up by the first of the year but life got in the way (it always seems to do that at the worst moment) so it looks like today (Saturday February sixth) will be the day that chapter 7 is finally uploaded. It is almost 4 years late but it's better than never as I always say! I will be splitting the Beach Bash into two parts, this chapter ended up being longer than originally planned. I promise the next chapter won't take nearly as long as this one did! Thank you all again for your support and I hope you enjoy this chapter. It is definitely worth the wait!

WARNING: Some characters will be slightly OOC. I do not have the time for the human ice-blocks to melt slowly at Saku-chan's charm!


"Wow Sakura! Your house is so cute," Ino commented upon arrival at the Haruno residence. The other girls mumbled sounds in agreement as they climbed out of Konan's navy convertible.

"Thanks guys," the pinkette replied walking up to the front door and unlocking it for her friends. The other women all waited patiently for Sakura to open the door.

Immediately Temari and Tenten made themselves right at home rummaging through her cabinets, Ino and Konan sat on the couch practically fighting over the remote. The only one with any manners was Hinata who politely sat on a chair in the living room.

Sakura shook her head, "you guys sure know how to make yourselves comfortable," she pointed out with a soft giggle. The five other girls laughed along with the cotton candy haired girl.

"Of course we do," Temari stated with a wink. "What kind of best friends would we be if we didn't mess things up a bit?" she asked grinning.

"Very true," Sakura agreed with a grin of her own. She really did love her friends, they were just amazing.

"W-what do you usually-y do when you first get h-home?" Hinata stuttered out, her pearl eyes meeting Sakura's jade ones. The other girls looked at her nodding in agreement.

Sakura placed her finger on her chin in mock thinking. Coming across an idea the roseate snapped her fingers. She grabbed the remote from the platinum haired girl and flipped in to channel 147 which played the best Shounen anime around. The images that flooded the screen were that of an orange haired Shinigami and his friends as the battled "hollows".

The guests glanced at one another, they had never really watched anime so by default none of them quite knew what was going one. Sakura's eyes were glued to the screen as she saw Ulquiorra Schiffer launch his cero into Ichigo's chest and then casually breaking his neck. A moment later the bubblegum haired angel tore her emerald orbs away from the fight and noticed the confused looks on her friends face.

Chuckling at their reactions, Sakura cleared up the story line for them. "This is Bleach, it's an anime and manga series by Tite Kubo. This is a re-run of the show, it finished a while ago. The main character is the orange haired boy named Kurosaki Ichigo. Right now, Ichigo is trying to save his friend, or as I like to think he love-interest, Inoue Orihime. She is the pretty auburn haired who is trying to save his life…" Sakura trailed off with a dreamy look on her face. Ichihime was one of her favorite couples of all time.

Sakura's friends shook their head at their crazy but sweet coral haired pal. Sakura smiled sheepishly at the five girl's amused looks. She couldn't help it, she was a hopeless romantic. She will pair off anyone she wants, even if the couple isn't popular. Such as in Fairy Tail, everyone pairs Natsu and Lucy together. However, she is more of a Gray and Lucy or Laxus and Lucy person. She likes Nalu and all, but Sakura thinks of them more as best friends or brother and sister, not as lovers.

Her favorite example of a crack couple that she supports all the way is Kirito/Kazuto and Lisbeth from Sword Art Online. The couple that ends up happening is Kirito and Asuna but Sakura HATED that couple with a passion! They just didn't work for her, so after episode ten she quit watching. She knew that the two characters get married and adopt a daughter within the game and she just didn't want to witness that. The blush headed girl believes that the reason Lisbeth didn't win is because of the fact Kirito didn't hear her exclamation of love. That thought doesn't soften the blow to her heart though.


After Bleach was finished another one of Sakura's favorites came on, Soul Eater. The salmon haired girl got up to make some snacks for her guests before she got distracted again. She crossed into the kitchen and prepared a bowl of butter popcorn and kettle corn (her favorite). She also got a couple of bowls of candy and her Sun Chips. Bringing the junk food into the living she stumbled upon her Tenten and Temari in a heated debate over which character on Soul Eater was hotter.

"Clearly Soul is the hottest. I mean the show is named after him," the four-ponied girl stated matter-of-factly. The brunette shook her head, "No Temari, it is obviously Black Star. Who could say no to that energy," Tenten retorted with an eye roll.

'Shannaroo! They are both wrong! It's KID-kun!' Inner shouted to herself. In most cases Sakura disagreed with her alter ego, except when it came to anime men. They almost always agreed. "I actually think that Kid is the hottest," the pinkette told them whilst sitting next to Ino.

The three other girls all nodded their head at Sakura's answer. Death The Kid was definitely the sexiest of them all. His OCD tendencies only made him cute and charming! He was like a teddy bear they all decided with a grin.

The shows flew on, the girl's all bickering about who was hot and who wasn't. At 7:00, Sakura got up to call for a pizza. She would use the money her mom left her. Making her way to her phone she dialed the number for the local pizza joint telling the employee their order. Hanging up she walked back into the living room and explained that it would be here in about half an hour.

The friends sat in silence for ten minutes before Ino jumped up excitedly. "Hey Sakura, do you have a speaker system that'll work with our phones?" she inquired look of hopefulness covering her flawless face.

"Yeah, it's Bluetooth. I'll go get it," she replied walking up the stairs. However, instead of staying where they were the girls followed the blossom haired girl upstairs to her bedroom.

"Aww Sakura your room is just so cute!" the blue eyed Yamanaka complimented with a wink. She pushed her way into Sakura's room and went rummaging around in her drawers.

"Hey! Get out of there!" Sakura hollered running after the blonde who was holding a pair of underwear and examining them. Ino laughed and shut the drawer.

'Don't any of these people have manners?' Inner screeched indignantly. The females kept going through things that didn't belong to them.

Sakura ignored her Inner and went after Konan who had begun sifting through the viridian eyed girl's CDs. The sapphire haired girl nodded her head approvingly to some of the artists she liked and stuck her tongue out at the others. The roseate grabbed her music from Konan, she had just organized the alphabetically on Saturday!

"W-were s-sorry Sakura-chan, we are a-all j-just so curious about your l-life," the innocent blunette explained regretfully. "It is okay guys, I am just not used to people being in my room," Sakura admitted placing a small hand on Hinata's thin shoulder.

The girls all nodded understandingly and started to ask before going through their petal haired friend's belongings. Temari and Tenten poked around in Sakura's closet, she had put most of her clothes up last night. They commented on the band tees she owned and her adorable blouses as well. The Hyuuga ferreted around in her bathroom looking through all the makeup that Sakura had and all products she used on her face and in her hair. The green eyed girl giggled and shook her head at her strange friends.


After about twenty-five minutes the doorbell rang and Sakura bolted down the stairs to answer it. What greeted her was not what she wanted to see. The 4 Pizzas were in the arms of none other than Inuzuka Kiba and Nara Shikamaru.

'HELL YES! SOME SEXY MEN!' the clouded silhouette of the pinkette cheered loudly.

"Two sausages, one pepperoni and one cheese. Is that correct," the lazy Nara asked with half-lidded black eyes. "Oh hey Sakura and other females," he greeted with a small tired smile.

"Hunh? SAKURA!" Kiba howled just noticing bubblegum haired goddess of his affections. The addressed girl raised a salmon eyebrow. "Are you going to let us in so we can see your crib," the boy tried again clashing his canine eyes with her emeralds.

Sakura sighed in defeat and opened the door slightly for the two boys to enter her home. Instantly Kiba tried to go upstairs to take a look at her room but the Haruno grabbed onto the collar of his work shirt and dragged him back into the kitchen. "Oh no you don't!" she said with finality. "You are going to leave once I get your money. You are not supposed to see me again until tomorrow," Sakura pointed out getting her wallet.

Handing the cash Shikamaru, Sakura grasped a slice of sausage taking a bite. She practically moaned at the taste, it was like heaven on earth! Opening her jade eyes she saw that everyone was staring at her. "What?" she queried looking around to everyone.

"You must really like pizza, you like moaned," Temari stated with a smirk. Everyone else gave her amused or confused looks.

"Shit, really?" Sakura asked a dark blush spreading of her pale cheeks. The group nodded chuckling. 'Damn it! I did something embarrassing again!' she thought mortified. That was like the hundredth time she had done or said something humiliating in two days!

Kiba and Shikamaru shook theirs heads and walked out Sakura's front door to go back to work. They said good night to the girls and told Sakura that they would see her the next day before closing the door behind them. The girlfriends gazed back at the boys before digging into pizzas like starving animals. Sakura, Tenten and Konan devoured the sausage ones, while Hinata nibbled on her cheese and Ino and Temari tore apart the pepperoni.


Satisfied with their full tummies the girls made their way back upstairs to get Sakura's speaker. Grabbing it off her desk, the roseate turned it on and gave it to Ino who was the one who had requested it earlier. The platinum haired girl turned on her phone's Bluetooth and pressed play on her music app. The soothing voice of Adele filled the blossom haired girl's room.

"Let's play guess that song!" Ino stated scrolling through the multitude of songs on her phone. "The rules are that you only have 30 seconds to guess a song, if you don't guess it in time someone else can get the point," she explained making eye contact with everyone as the sat on Sakura's bed. The girls indicated that they understood the instructions and Ino pressed play pointing to Tenten.

The tune was soft and relaxing the artist was a male whose voice sounded like velvet. He was obviously a country singer and Sakura imagined he was probably good looking. After the first verse, Tenten immediately shouted, "Strip it Down by Luke Bryan." Ino grinned and passed the phone to Tenten for her to pick the next person and song.

The bun headed girl tilted her head to Hinata and hit the play button once she had a chosen a song. The beginning was strange with noise and 'ohs' but at the 30 second mark hit with the line, 'I can't find your house I need the info'. The Hyuugas time was up and she shook her head, "I d-don't know, s-sorry," she answered shrugging.

"OOH I KNOW! IT IS "THE HILLS" BY THE WEEKND!" Temari clamored jumping up and down. Tenten passed the excited dirty blonde the phone before the girl attacked her.

Temari pointed to Konan, "you are next sweet pea," she said clicking the song. The azure haired girl braced herself when 'Cause baby now we got bad blood' flew to everyone's ears. Konan gave Temari a 'seriously' look before deadpanning, "Bad Blood by Taylor Swift" and taking Ino's phone.

"I let you have an easy one," Temari defended at her being the quickest to have someone answer. Maybe she shouldn't have picked the one that says the name in the first lyric. Konan skimmed the arrange of songs and chose, what she thought would be a difficult one.

'Ha they have got to be kidding me, right? We know TONS of songs!' Inner mocked to herself.

The sounds of Krewella flowed from the phone and Sakura smirked, it was her favorite song by them. Grinning ear to ear she shouted, "Live for the Night by Krewella. You should have tried for something harder," she teased.

For Ino's turn, Sakura pullled out her own phone. She clicked one the song of her choice and let it play. Immediately the words, 'suffocate everything, they complicate everything, they seal your fate everyday but you can't believe it' came screaming out of the LG G4. The pretty blonde shook her head in utter confusion. She never listened to this kind out music!

The thirty seconds passed and Ino had still not answered so Sakura looked to the other girls. However, none of them seemed to know either. The pink haired girl sighed in discontent, her friends really needed to expand their tastes in music.

"This song is Leave it all Behind by Cult to Follow. I can't believe that none of you knew, it's pretty popular," she explained handing the phone back to Ino so they could continue the game.

The 'Guess that Song' game played on for another hour or so before they girl's started to get tired. It was decided that Temari was the winner, but Sakura was a very close second. The girl with the four pigtails ended with twenty points and salmon haired girl ended with nineteen. Konan and Tenten tied with thirteen. Hinata ended with twelve and Ino came in last place with ten points. The platinum haired girl grumbled that it was because they started using Sakura's phone instead of her own.

Sakura glanced at the clock and saw that the numbers read 9:00 pm. She caught the attention of her guests. "I think that maybe we should get dressed in our pajamas and then watch a couple of movies or something," she mentioned moving toward her mahogany dresser and pulling open the middle drawer.

The girls nodded and began digging into their bags for their own pajama set. Sakura explained that her house had two bathrooms: one connected to her bedroom, the other across the hall from her mom's. The friends nodded and dispersed with their various sets of night clothes and nightly hygienic things. Ino didn't feel like digging through everything so she just took her whole bag and disappeared into Sakura's bathroom.

The rose haired girl giggled at her friend with the long platinum hair, 'how much junk could she have possibly brought?

Shaking her head Sakura closed her bedroom door and peeled off her day clothes and then threw her fluffy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pajamas on. The pants were a bright green with pizza slices and each one of the turtles and the top was a matching color with each one of the boys.

As she finished all of the girls filed back in each wearing their own set. Hinata's was a simple lavender color with polka-dots. Temari's was wearing a satin set trimmed with lace that was a navy blue. Konan's wore a pair of shorts that were black and just a old school t-shirt. Tenten's pajamas were green and had tiny little weapons on them. Ino, of course, had the pinkest set of pajama's Sakura has ever seen! They were hot pink with a light pink zigzag design down the pants and a matching tank top.

Sakura snapped a picture of each one of her friends on her phone and then one as a group. Then all the girls went downstairs to get relaxed and watch movies. The girls argued over which one to watch but eventually settled on the old chick-flick, "Dirty Dancing". The bubblegum haired girl absolutely loved Patrick Swayze and Dirty Dancing was her favorite movie of his. He really was one of the actors that was gone too soon.

After "Dirty Dancing" was finished the clock said 10:56 PM and Ino said that she wanted to go to bed, she needed her beauty rest. The other girls nodded their heads and they all filed out to get comfy around the house. Since Sakura had not known they were to be coming over she did not making any arrangements, so the girls were left sharing beds and couches. The pinkette ascended the staircase and crawled into bed dreaming about the various boys she was attracted to, though she would NEVER admit that.


In the morning, Sakura awoke to a pair of chocolate colored eyes staring back at her. Screaming the roseate flinched and coincidentally fell off her bed. Tenten burst into a fit of giggles earning a halfhearted glare from the pink haired girl on the floor.

"Why on earth would you do that?!" Sakura asked exasperated, the bun-headed girl almost gave her a heart attack.

"Dunno, just felt like it," was the response that the coral haired beauty received along with a cheeky grin.

Sakura rolled her emeralds and pulled herself off the carpet before pushing the brunette down and dashing down the stairs to the kitchen. Reaching the tile she almost knocked the shy blunette who had apparently began to make breakfast for everyone.

"Oh! I am sorry Hinata!" Sakura apologized rubbing the back of her neck. The blunette accepted the apology and proceeded to ask, "what k-kind of pancakes d-did you w-want? I t-thought it would b-be a w-way to repay you f-for your h-hospitality."

"Mmm, I'm in the mood for chocolate-chip pancakes! I need my chocolate fix if I plan to take on the day with all those perverts!" the exuberant blush haired girl proclaimed fist-pumping the air.

Hinata snickered and went off to ask the other girls what kind of pancakes they were going to want. Sakura sat down on the couch and turned on her TV to channel 148, it showed all the romance anime. Right now True Tears was playing. Ahh, another of her "crack couples" was Shin'ichiro and Noe. They had so much chemistry and looked like the most enjoyable time together.

'Shannaroo! Why did that hoe Hiromi have to go and steal him away?!' Inner screeched in outrage. Sakura shook her head, 'she didn't force him to choose her,' she reminded.

Inner rolled her eyes and scoffed, 'yeah, whatever.'

The jade-eyed goddess glanced at her friends smiling and greeting each one as they joined her in the living room. A few minutes later Hinata joined them bringing plates filled with the fluffy heaven called pancakes.

Sakura dug into hers moaning slightly at the taste earning her odd looks from the other's. "These have got to be the BEST pancakes I've ever tasted! You'll make a fine wife one day Hina-chan!" the pinkette gushed shoving more of her breakfast into her mouth.

The shy Hyuuga blushed, "t-thank you S-sakura-chan," she mumbled taking a small nibble of her blueberry ones. The friends ate conversing with one another. Mainly filling in the Haruno about what was going to happen to later that night.

"Basically when we get there you'll be greeted with Tiki torches and music blasting so loud you'd hear it miles away. Lots of food and other things. Just trust us, it'll be the greatest thing you do this year!" Temari explained sipping her hot hazelnut flavored coffee.

Sakura nodded her head and got up from the couch. "Well, I am going to get my stuff and take a shower before we go. But one last question, where exactly is this beach? I didn't think Konoha had one around here," she queationed.

"True, so we go to the closest one to us. It is two hours away and the Beach Bash starts at seven. So as long as we leave by about four-thirty we should get there with plenty of time," Konan answered glancing at the clock which read eight-fifteen.

"Oh. Okay." Sakura stated nodding her head and running up her stairs to find the "perfect" swimsuit. As much she would deny it, she actually liked the attention from all the attractive boys. She wanted them to like her, but NO ONE will ever know that!

After searching for what seemed like hours, the cotton-candy haired goddess found the one she had desired. Pulling the black bikini out she observed it. It's fabric was glossy and had blood-red polka-dots all over. The top had underwire that gave her more support than those other bathing suit tops. They just made her chest look droopy and saggy. The bottoms were held up by two little bows on the sides. This swimsuit was definitely her favorite, it accented her curves and made her look like a goddess. She was sure the boys would love it too.

Walking over to her bathroom, the roseate closed the door behind her and began to get ready for the big event that was happening that night. She scrubbed her body and washed her soft bubblegum colored locks and payed close attention when shaving.

When she was finished, Sakura got dressed in her bikini and then pulled a plain grey tee and a pair of jean shorts over it. She was going to make sure it was a surprise to everyone there. She went back downstairs and greeted everyone again while brushing her pink mane.

"AWW Sakura! I wanted to approve you swimsuit. To make sure all the guys were going to like attack you when they saw you!" Ino said disappointed.

The pinkette stuck her tongue out, "well you'll just have to wait," she replied.

"OH MY GOSH! Ino! It's already nine o'clock!" Temari gasped holding up the livingroom clock. The platinum blonde looked like she had a heart attack!

"AH! I only have like seven hours to get ready!" she shouted running to grab her bag with all of her toiletries and party necessities. Ino darted up the stairs and slammed Sakura's bathroom door with zest. Seconds later running water, presumably from the shower was heard. The other girls chuckled at the pretty blondes crazy antics. Konan also got up to start getting ready. She grabbed her pale blue bag and disappeared into the host's mom's bathroom. She wasn't nearly as crazy as the Yamanaka girl.

The other girls sat around and watched a couple episodes of Ouran High School Host Club. After one episode the quiet azure haired senior had rejoined them in the living room. She was wearing a lilac sundress over her bathing suit and had left her blue hair down. She left the origami flower out today.

The other girls took turns each getting ready for the fun night ahead. Tenten had her hair up in a simple ponytail instead of it's usual twin buns. She had a pair of dark green capris on and a form-fitting white t-shirt over her bathing suit. Hinata was wearing a pale periwinkle dress and white sandals with flowers on them. Her midnight colored hair was tied up into a loose bun and the base of her neck. Temari had on a cream tube top and jean cut offs. Her hair was in it's usual four pigtails. On her feet was a pair of black thong-sandals with gems on the top.

When Temari had finished up, Ino had finally come down the stairs wearing a yellow sundress that was tied behind her neck and sleeveless. She had white sandals, similar to Hinata's, only missing the flowers. Her bag looked like it had seen a hurricane or some other disaster. Clothes, makeup, soaps and shoes were being barely held back by her zipper. The pretty blonde's face was flushed and she looked tired; she had finished getting ready at exactly noon.

"Wow Ino! You look AMAZING!" Sakura complimented getting up to greet the Yamanaka girl. Said girl smile brightly and spun around.

"Thank you Sakura! I am pretty proud of myself; I actually got done before three! Usually it takes me FOREVER!" Ino exclaimed giving herself another once over.

The other girls each complimented one another and continued talking about the night. Mostly, Sakura's friends teased that she was going to pretty much be attacked by the boys. They were going to go nuts over her bikini clad body. This earned a dark flush from the pink haired girl, she didn't want to think about all the attention she would be getting tonight.

'Oh suck it up, buttercup! You should just jump all those guys! They're all hot anyway, it won't be that hard,' Sakura's alter ego demanded with a slightly angry voice.

'I will NEVER jump those boys! They would like it too much... and so would you!' she replied glaring at the perverted shadowy figure that is known as her "inner" self.

The figure disappeared to wherever she goes in Sakura's mind leaving the young woman with the salmon colored hair shaking her hair for the umpteenth time that day. That Inner of her's really is irritating, she was beginning to wonder if her life would be easier with out her.

"So who is going to make us some lunch?" the voice of Temari pulled Sakura out of her musings.

"Oh, I will! What do you want?" the Haruno volunteered crossing into her family's kitchen.

There were many suggestions thrown out among the group: sandwiches, ramen, tacos and many others. Some debating, well more like arguing, later the girls decided upon sandwiches, sweet and simple. The each agreed on turkey and pepperjack and then Sakura piled the various other toppings onto each one for the designated consumer. Handing her guests their lunch, complete with chips and even cookies on the side, the girl with the rose locks took her seat next the brunette weapon's enthusiast.

After finishing their lunch, Konan peered over to the clock located on Sakura's fireplace mantle and expressed that it was nearing two-thirty. Just as she finished her sentence, Ino's phone rang.

"Hey Chouji, did you need something?" she greeted tapping the green "phone" symbol. The platinum haired girl conversed with the hefty potato chip eater for a few moments after she had excused herself.

She returned to the others and announced, "Chouji said that the guys are having trouble decorating for tonight and they need a woman's touch."

The gang nodded their heads in understanding and proceeded to grab all of their things. They were going help the boys get the Beach Bash ready for all the guests. Sakura ran up the stairs to get her bag, which she had stuffed with towels and anything else she may need for tonight. Meeting everyone back downstairs they all exited the Haruno's home. Sakura locked the door behind herself and piled into Konan's car anticipating what the evening might hold for her.


The drive to the beach was long, but not boring. The friends exchanged embarrassing stories of each other, blasted Sakura's vast music library, played little games and told jokes. It was the most fun Sakura had ever had on a road trip, though she wasn't sure if two hours really counted as a "road trip".

It was almost five o'clock when Konan's navy convertible pulled up Dancing Leaf Beach. The Uzumaki goofball and the stoic Uchiha were the two who met up with the girl's.

"HI SAKURA-CHAN!" Naruto shouted in greeting as he ran up to the green-eyed object of his affections. The ball of sunshine nearly squeezed the life out of her with his hug. Noticing that Sakura was beginning to gasp for air, the blonde boy released her rubbing his neck sheepishly.

"Hey Naruto. Hey Sasuke" she said looking over to the attractive raven haired boy. Said young man nodded to her before grasping her hand and leading her farther into the beach. Glancing around, Sakura noticed that the other women had already gone.

A few minutes later, the Haruno jade orbs were graced with tiki torches that littered what she presumed was the walkway. There were kiosks with food and beverages all decorated with bright lanterns that burned with a low yellow flame. She spotted Chouji and Kiba who appeared to be in a heated debate over where to set the stereo. The stunning Yamanaka walked over to them to give her expert opinion on the matter.

Glancing at her left side she pointed out to Sasuke that their hands were still joined. Instantly the boy dropped her hand as if her touch had burned him. Sakura was about to point out how she was offended at his immediate reaction until noticing that his cheeks looked a slight pink. A second later, the color vanished so she settled on the thought that it must have been a trick of the light.

"So, how does one get stuck with the set up job?" the roseate asked anyone who would answer.

"Well Pinky, it isn't really a choice. For the past couple of years it's either your friends or us Akatsuki. However, this year we decided to work together," a booming voice spoke from behind her.

Spinning around Sakura nose touched the shark-man's, blushing slightly she backed up some. "Stop calling me Pinky!" she growled in anger.

Kisame shook his head and invaded the pinkette's space once again. "No way sweetheart, I like getting you all riled up." he responded staring into the beauty's emerald eyes intensely.

Flushing a darker shade, Sakura turned her head to walk away. Just as she started moving she saw the blue man's face get closer and felt, what she assumed were his lips, brush the side of her head. The coral haired girl squeaked in shock and scurried over to Shikamaru whom she had just spotted leaving behind a cackling Kisame.

She reached her pineapple haired friend and stood next to him as a form of protection, although she was sure he'd probably never notice if she was in any sort of danger anyway. The brunette male glanced at the blossom haired girl whose face was shade rivaling Sasori's hair color. He saw the large fish-looking Akatsuki place a kiss on her silky mane. The lazy boy glared over at the oblivious gang member, he may not express it verbally but the pink haired girl also held his attention and seeing that thing kiss her almost had him in a frenzy. At least on the inside it did, on the outside he appeared cool and calm.

"Hi Shikamaru! What's up?" the angel that was Haruno Sakura asked bringing the sleepy genius out of his jealous thoughts. Sparing her what he hoped was a bored look, he answered with, "nothing, this thing is too troublesome. I already want to go home and sleep."

His reply made the goddess with the bubblegum tresses giggle. "I know what you mean! I hope it gets better tonight!" The lethargic young man just nodded before his eye lids drooped over his black eyes.

Noticing the boy on her side had fallen asleep, Sakura rolled her jade orbs in slight irritation. It seemed like most of the guys were awful conversationalists. They either talk way too much, didn't answer at all, fell asleep, or replied with nasty language. She really was glad to have some girlfriends or else she would have died by now!

In her musings a person had walked up to the gorgeous fairy. He stopped in front of her with a cheeky grin spread across his handsome face. The cerulean eyes of Deidara bore into her viridian ones. He winked and grabbed her small hand placing a chaste kiss on top of it.

"Hello Sakura-chan, un. I don't see you in a bikini right now. Is it under you clothes, yeah?" the blonde asked checking out Sakura.

'Holy shit! I kinda hopes he tears this shirt off!' Inner shouted in a lust-filled tone. Sakura mentally frowned in disgust, if he even touched her like that he would forever be deemed a pervert, not that he wasn't one already!

"Yes, Deidara, my bathing suit is under my outfit and no you will not see it until I'm ready." the cotton candy haired girl stated determinedly. All the boys would see her at the same time!

The she-man looked slightly disappointed but didn't want to anger the angel, so he decided to leave it alone. He would eventually see her later, along with everyone else. However, he WILL be the first one to dance to with her! Smirking once more at Sakura, Deidara walked away to continue setting up the decor. After he left, Sakura released a breath she hadn't realized she was holding. The blonde boy looked slightly possessive for a minute.

Sakura continued to try and help with anything she could. She assisted Kankuro with hanging the banner at the front of the beach; however, lost her footing as she was coming off the ladder and began to fall. Awaiting the impact she instead felt hands around her form. Peeking one green open she felt her cheeks grow hot. Looking back at her was the aloof face of Kakazu.

The small girl squirmed and the quiet man placed her on the ground. He had a slightly annoyed look on his face, Sakura almost regretted saying, "uhh.. thank you Kakazu..."

The money-lover raised a brow and replied, "if it were anyone else, I would have insisted they pay me. However, I won't do it you this time." With that Kakazu sauntered away probably to count money or something like that.

Shaking her cotton-candy locks, Sakura turned back to the task at hand. Moving the ladder slightly to the left, she continued putting up the flashy orange banner that read, "BEACH BASH" in bold black lettering. She could only assume that Naruto had created this, determining the color and the horrible penmanship.

After hanging the sign, the coral headed beauty walked up to the silent and very intelligent Hyuuga male. "Is there anything I can help with Neji?"

The brown eyes of the boy looked up from his task and settled onto the blush haired angel that was Haruno Sakura. "Not really, however, I think Uchiha Itachi needs help with his booth." The young man answered after staring at the roseate for what seemed like hours.

Hearing the name of the older Uchiha caused Sakura's cheeks to dust a lovely cherry hue that did not go unnoticed by the Hyuuga.

'ITACHI! OH GOD! Not after what happened in P.E. on Thursday!' the Haruno thought panicked. She wasn't even sure how she would address him!

'Oh please! You saw the way he looked at us yesterday! He probably wants us so much right now!' the black clouded figure smirked in accomplishment. Earning her a glare from her outer self. 'Grow a pair and talk to the sexay man!'

"Thank you Neji, I will... uh.. go ask what Itachi needs help with," Sakura said going to search for the attractive Uchiha senior. As she was walking away, Neji stared after her a small scowl on his face.

Spotting the ebony haired boy, Sakura made her way up to him. Her most confident stride coming to a stop right in front of the young man. Itachi raised a coal eyebrow as the petite pink haired pixie stood looking at him with a flushed face.

"Umm... Neji said you might need help..." she squeaked out meeting the raven eyes of the attractive elder Uchiha. Itachi nodded in understanding and turned around, Sakura assumed she was to follow him so that is what she did.

Itachi stopped his stroll in front of a booth that was painted black, 'big surprise there,' Sakura thought sarcastically. At the top in large white letters was, "Uchiha Appetizers". 'He must be including Sasuke then'.

"This is mine and Sasuke's booth. We are making stuffed tomatoes. They're Sasuke's favorite," the onyx haired boy stated before grabbing a container that was filled with the most delicious looking tomatoes Sakura had ever seen. They were a beautiful shade of red and looked super juicy. Next the Uchiha pulled out another container that was filled with what Sakura presumed would be the filing. It looked like cheeses and other veggies, she was positive this would be one of the best appetizers here.

"I need you cut out the middle of the tomatoes while I fill them." Itachi commanded handing the emerald-eyed girl the container with the red fruit.

Nodding her head, Sakura grabbed a knife and worked beside Itachi to get the appetizer done, it was already 6:35! One of the tomatoes she tried to cut a little to quickly and ended up getting it splattered all of herself.

"FUCK!" she hissed making the Uchiha turn around abruptly.

"Did you cut yourself?" he inquired before getting a good look at her. The pinkette had tomato guts and juice all over her face. The stoic man almost laughed at the short girl, instead he handed Sakura a paper towel so she could clean herself up.

"Is it all off?" she asked glancing at Itachi. The Uchiha noticed there was still a small amount on her cheek, so he daringly wiped it off with his thumb. Sticking his thumb into his mouth to clean it off. All the while gazing into the green orbs of the rose haired goddess.

Sakura shrieked at the black haired boy her face exploding into a red color. 'That was so fucking hot!' Inner screamed in ecstasy. She was positive nothing could have been hotter other than if he had licked her cheek.

Seeing her flushed face and feeling her heavy breathing on his face Itachi felt something over power him. The Uchiha was about to close the distance between the two of them before the obnoxious blonde junior interrupted him.

"Hey Sakura-chan the Beach Bash is about to start!" Naruto shouted grabbing hold of Sakura's small pale hand. Before leading the salmon haired girl to the front of the Beach Bash so that the evening could really start. Sakura couldn't silence her pounding heart, did Itachi almost kiss her?


When the duo reached the banner that Sakura had put up earlier, Sakura was greeted by the other's who hadn't yet had the chance to say hello. Looping arms with the canine enthusiast and the crimson haired silent boy, Sakura was officially led back into the completed Beach Bash.

She saw all of the booths and kiosks were officially finished painting the beach with a multitude of colors and lights. It dazzled the stunning jade orbs of the young woman. While she ogled at everything she could see, the boys stared at her with varying degrees of "love-struck". From her obvious good looks to her compassionate and caring personality, Sakura Haruno was just perfect.

"So Sakura? When might you be going for a dip?" Kiba queried with a suggestive wiggle of his eyebrows. He was dying to see her in a bathing suit, pretty much all of the guys were.

The addressed girl raised a coral eyebrow questioningly, "why? Can't wait an extra ten minutes?"

The boy with the triangle tattoos winked at the pinkette and leaned in to her ear to whisper. "You're already so gorgeous, but there is nothing with flaunting your curves."

The close proximity plus the fact that Sakura had been in so many awkward situations that evening she shivered away from the Inuzuka male a peach tipping the apples of her cheeks. She pressed herself a little closer to the boy on her right.

Gaara stiffened slightly and looked down at the girl who had pressed herself next to him. Sakura's jade eyes clashed with his sea-foam ones causing the girl's blush to deepen.

'Oh my god! I really need to get away! I am blushing like crazy!' Sakura thought as she removed herself from the two boys and made a beeline to the closest booth on the left.

Stopping in front of it, the roseate was greeted with the handsome white haired boy in her Biology class. Kimimaro smiled charmingly to Sakura before taking her hand and kissing the top of it, just like he did in class.

"Hello Blossom-chan. Is there anything you want to play? If you win you get a prize." he asked meeting the eyes of the bubblegum haired fairy.

Taking notice of the particular booth she had walked toward to escape Kiba and Gaara, she saw that it was filled with games similar to that of the fair. Eyeing them warily, Sakura met the forest eyes of Kimimaro again. She really did want to win something! But, she is not good at anything that has to do with throwing anything! This game was a ballon popping one, you popped them via darts. The petal haired girl was about to shake her head and take her leave, when something unexpected happened.

"I'll do a three dart round." A masculine voice spoke from close behind her. Whipping around Sakura came face-to-face with the lax face of Akasuna no Sasori. His caramel eyes burning a hole into Kimimaro's face.

"That'll be five dollars,"the white haired stand runner stated grabbing three metal darts. The two boys exchanged the cash for the darts and Sasori proceeded to throw them at the balloons surrounding the clowns face.

The red-head hit all three of the yellow balloons, his face never changing from it's usual bored look. Kimimaro announced that Sasori had won the chance to pick out a medium sized prize. The male finally looked down at the pink headed girl beside him.

"What one did you want to get?"

Sakura looked at the boy confused before realization dawned on her. He did that just so she could get a prize! Her heart swelled at the kindness from the quiet man before she turned back to the kiosk so she could pick one out. Spotting a cute penguin the pinkette pointed to her desired stuffed animal. Kimimaro handed her the penguin with a vastly different look than the one he gave Sasori. The red-head simply shrugged the hate-filled gaze off and followed the angel.

"Oh Sasori! Thank you so much for winning me this!"

She stood on her tip toes and planted a kiss right on his cheek. Before sense came flooding back and she realized what she had just done. Sakura's face burned before she hastily apologized and ran in the opposite direction. Leaving behind a smirking Akasuna no Sasori.


Escaping the mortification of her action, Sakura plowed right into a wall the force making her fall back. Glancing up to see none other than the amused face of the vulgar Jashinist. Grinning like the Cheshire Cat, the annoyance opened his gob.

"Ha! I knew you'd fucking fall for me sexy bitch!" Hidan clamored leering at the girl who still lay on the sand.

"God damn it Hidan! What do you eat? You're like a freaking wall with feet!" Sakura grumbled as she picked herself off the ground. "A-and I am NOT falling for you!" she added giving the foulmouthed man a quick glare.

The ashen haired boy began yelling again, "yeah, whatever you fucking want to believe." Earning a fiercer glower from the gorgeous blush headed girl.

"Fuck off asshole," was her only response as she sauntered away toward the food stalls. The male groaned in appreciation of her toned derriere as she walked away.

"You have a nice ass, pink bitch."

'Why yes, yes I do."

Sakura pointedly ignored her inner, she was determined to get away from the crass senior. She went straight to the food area. All these perverts were making exponentially hungry! Seeing the stuffed tomato booth that she had helped Itachi set up, Sakura made her way over to the line. Silently praying that the older brother was off somewhere else, she'd much rather see Sasuke.

"Hello there beautiful," a sultry male voice breathed out as a boy came into Sakura's vision. She was quite a few people away from being at the front of the line. The no-name man was looking at her with such intensity Sakura should have felt flustered.

'If he was even half as attractive as the other guys, I might have flushed,' she mused looking over the stranger. He had leaf green hair that did not go well the carrot color of his eyes which were currently settled on the salmon haired girl's chest.

"You know, you're really hot. You should come with me." the green haired male pronounced placing a pale hand on the small of her back. He looked into her eyes as he moved his offending arm farther down toward her butt that Hidan had commented on earlier.

"I-i don't think that sounds like a good idea," Sakura stammered out trying to wiggle her way away from the weird guy.

Her movement only caused the boy to tighten his hold. His other hand moved to cup her face effectively making Sakura unable to get away from him. "Oh sweetie, I think you are confused. I don't ever get told 'no', do you understand?" the orange eyed boy asked glaring at Sakura.

"Let me go." she stated trying her best to glare back at the man who had hold of her. However, it was not very convincing because she was clearly scared, she really hoped Sasuke or Itachi would help her. Where were her boys when she needed them? The man was beginning to pull the goddess away when someone came to her rescue.

"I think you are way out of your league." Right after that sentence the boy was violently ripped away the stunning blossom. She was pulled back into the charming and rugged looking Pein. Who stood in front of her like a protective wall.

The forest haired man shouted in protest as turned to face the person who had touched him so rudely. Staring back at him was the frightening furious face of Zetsu. The dual-toned man looked like about to tear the ugly man's head right off it's body. Zetsu pulled his right arm and thrusted it forward with such power the crack of the man's nose was crystal clear. The man quickly grabbed for his nose that was successfully broken and scowled at the dual-colored boy.

"How dare you damage my face? I'll sue you for this!" the boy growled in anger.

Zetsu's face had not calmed it's fury. His simple response was, "I will gladly break it again, Ryou. Don't ever touch Sakura."

The ugly man, apparently named Ryou, sent a glare to Sakura who was still hiding behind the handsome Pein before turning around and stalking off into another direction. Confident that the creep was gone, the roseate came out from behind the toned back and thanked her saviors.

"Thank you Zetsu and Pein. Who was that weirdo?" she inquired shivering in disgust.

"You're very welcome Sakura-chan. That is Ryou, he goes to another school but always seems to know when Konoha has the Beach Bash so he shows up. He is only here to pick up girls and do... nasty things to them." The burnt-orange haired gentleman answered. His face finished in a glower as he thought about what could have happened if he and Zetsu had not gotten there in time.

Zetsu apparently had the same thing on his mind because his face was still set in an angry dirty look. His yellow eyes never leaving the angel with the rose colored locks which were currently dancing around her shoulders due to the wind.

"Sakura? Were you going to get something?" Sasuke questioned staring at the trio.

"Hunh? Oh, sorry. Yes. I would like two stuffed tomatoes." she replied making her way up to the stand. She was still a little shaken up about the intentions of that man. Which Sasuke took notice of instantly.

"...Something wrong Sakura?" he asked as the emerald-eyed girl handed him her money.

"She was almost added to Ryou's beach list." Pein answered for her. As he was saying this Itachi came back up to the booth and over heard. Both Uchiha brother's moods darkened considerably as they subconsciously looked over the pinkette for any marks.

"Did he touch you?" Itachi growled out staring intently at Sakura. She shook her head 'no' and pointed to the two boys. Silently indicating that they had rescued her before things go to far. This calmed the brothers a little, but not by much.

"I'll kick his ass if I ever see him again." the boy with the duck-tail hairstyle snarled.

'Shannaroo! They all want us all to themselves!' Inner cheered on cloud nine.

The other guys nodded along with the younger Uchiha's statement. Sakura blushed slightly over their protectiveness. She smiled brightly before taking her food and strolling to the tables. She found an empty seat and took it. Famished, the coral headed woman dug into her delicious snack with fervor.


As she was eating two people took the seats on both her sides. She turned to face who was sitting next to her when she was glomped by the orange beast known as Tobi.

"Saku-chan! Tobi missed you soooooooo much!" he wailed loudly holding onto her practically squeezing the life out of her.

"I missed you too Tobi," she said hugging the mask-wearer. This earned her a series of chirping sounds and a "Tobi is a good boy!"

After the overzealous boy released her, Sakura turned around to face the sly grin of Suigetsu. He leaned into the pink haired pixie, his amethyst eyes boring into her jade ones. "So babe, when we gonna see your sexy body?"

Turning the color of her hair, Sakura responded with, "when I am good and ready to show you."

"Alright kitty-cat." the white-blue haired boy said dropping the subject for a few minutes while Sakura ate her food.

The roseate occasionally made a remark to the boys who had sat beside her. The three were eventually joined by some of her other friends. The Hyuuga girl sat in front of her, the platinum bombshell on Hinata's right and the obnoxious sunshine on her left. They all talked, well mainly Suigetsu, Naruto and Ino. Tobi kept hollering that he was a good boy and Hinata just stayed quiet for the most part.

"S-sakura, have y-you gone into t-the w-water yet? It f-feels w-wonderful." the blunette asked looking at the salmon headed beauty. The addressed girl simply shook her head as she shoved the last bite into her mouth.

"What?! It's the perfect temp!" Ino vocalized gesturing toward the ocean.

Sakura shrugged, "I haven't really had the chance."

"Well then Sakura, would you like to go swimming with me?" Suigestsu queried.

Sakura thought for a few moments before responding with, "oh alright. I guess it's about time to get in there, I mean this is why I came here."

The boy grabbed her hand and began leading her to the water intending on it just being the two of them. However, it did not appear that luck was not on Suigetsu's side today. Just as the pair were getting past the tables and heading to the sea, the ball of sun noticed them.

"HEY! I AM GOING SWIMMING WITH SAKURA-CHAN TOO!" Naruto announced running after them. His loud voice making everyone else notice that the bubblegum haired goddess was about to be seen in a bikini.

All of the guys started going after Sakura like moths to flames. Things were about to get even hairier for the pink headed angel known as Haruno Sakura.

HARUNO SAKURA WELCOME TO THE HELL KNOWN AS BEACH BASH.


A/N: AHH! I am so sorry that I am splitting it up, it's just I've been working on this for a month and I knew if I kept trying to make it all one chapter it would be like summer by the time it was uploaded. So, I decided that I would make it two chapters. Anyways, what did you think? I would really appreciate some constructive criticism, it helps me be a better writer. NO FLAMES PLEASE! Thank you so much for reading and I plan to have chapter eight up by next week if it's possible. Bear in mind though, I am kind of busy so it might be longer. Thank you again it means so much to me and I hope you have a fabulous life.

P.S. This chapter is over 9000! Sorry, I couldn't help myself :D.