Hello pitiful mortals. I have currently...distracted the author so that I may get a song in here. So here we go...


Please Come Home For Christmas by Marceline's Father, Lord of Evil

Bells will be probably ringing this sad and lonely New Years
Oh what a Christmas to have the blues
My baby girl's gone with her friends
Not wanting to wish me greetings ever again

Cries will be surely singing Silent Night
And Christmas carols by candle light
Marceline, please come home for Christmas
Oh, please come home for Christmas
So I can spend the holidays with my baby girl tonight

Friends and relations send their salutations
Wanting to visit you in the world above
And this is Christmas, yes, Christmas my dear
The time of year to be with the ones you love

So don't you tell me you'll never more roam
Because I hope Christmas and new Years will find you home
There'll be no more sorrow no grief and pain
And I won't devour any souls, if it would make you happy once again

Oh there'll be no more sorrow, no grief and pain
And I'll be happy at Christmas time once again