"Oh?"
The ginger haired clown peeked into the kitchen with surprise, causing the wardens actions to come to a dead halt, and the foreigners head to turn. "W-White!" she exclaimed. The jester chuckled. "If you two intend on 'baking', then I suggest you move to a less public room" his comment and smirk only intensified Alices' embarrassment.
She shoved the warden off her, and stormed off. "I expect food in 15 minutes" she ordered towards the frilly looking Joker, who huffed in aggravation, and waved a hand to dismiss her, AND the subject. "Right on it your royal high ass" he yawned, as she left.
"Hey, clowny bastard. Help me cook this bitch some food" he growled, turning to where he had cracked the egg. The jesters mask of a smile dissolved to show the scowl he had been hiding.
"You can't even cook for her? How pathetic are you"
The foul mouthed joker turned slowly to face his counterpart, only to see his amused twisted darker side. "What the FUCK did you just say?" he spat, through gritted teeth, the wooden spoon in his hand snapping like a took pick in his grasp.
The jester laughed, and pointed at the wardens new get up. "Look how soft you've become! Who the hell would obey the likes of a little girl, wearing pink frills and cook? You've changed, Black… And it's because of that girl…"
It was the first time the warden had heard the jester curse. His eyes narrowed towards the clown, and towards the frilled pink and white dress. "I made a fucking bet. And we made it a fucking rule that whoever lost the god damned bet would obey the other, badass warden or bitchy whore. I'm not going against the rules" he sighed.
"The rules are already broken. In the Game, we shouldn't interact with Alice, yet, I think you've fallen in love with our little foreigner" the jester grinned with a smile that sent shivers up the wardens spine. His fists clenched, and his teeth bared, he grabbed the jesters collar, and raised him as high as his strength would allow.
"You take that back you fucking street circus clown" he warned, a deathly tone laced with the poison that would kill someone in just one scratch. The jester smirked. "You know yourself that it's true… Stop trying to run away from the fact that you are actually in love with the girl. No matter how many times you insult her. We all know who the real monster is, Black…" he smirked darkly.
With that, Black released his grip on the counterpart's collar, letting him back down. White brushed the imaginary dust from his shoulders, and checkered manskirt. "I'll cook the brioche, you can deliver it" he chuckled. The warden scowled, and shook his head. "No, I'm fucking cooking. Because it's a rule that I obey her every fucking whim" he scowled, taking another egg in his hand, trying to crack it again. The jester coughed into his arm. "WHIPPED" he spoke into the cough, receiving a dirty look, and finger from the frilly warden. "Don't you have a fucking show to prepare for?"
The jester shrugged, and headed off to his circus. The two jester children greeted him. "Joker!" the boy smiled. "Can we practice the fire loop today?" "No! The flipping cats!" the girl objected, pouting. "Now now, we need to perform every bit for our performance tomorrow" the jester smiled. The two children nodded, and ran to notify the other employees. Now alone, the jester chuckled.
"The true battle starts now, Black… Just you wait" he smirked, removing the card from a pile he held in his sleeve of the Black Joker. With a snap, it burned into ashes into the ground, and was stepped on as the jester headed towards the large tent in the center of the circus to prepare for the show.
I've made a decision to update daily! ;u; Just so I feel terrible when I miss a day and write better. But I'm going to miss tomorrow most likely because of homecoming... Dx. Anyway, any more suggestions? I'll gladly listen! Thank you so much for support and suggestions! Thank you thank you thank you! *bow bow bow*
